The Eurovision Song Contest Discussion [DENMARK WIN]

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Hi Ben! :amazed:

[In the Drunk Tank]

1 point!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marcus.]

1 point

[The Human Santapede]

Hey. :wavey:

No points for Denmark, wtf.

[King Gizzard]

Turn around Norway-ass woman

[The Human Santapede]

Oh we got a point, lol.

[Smithy]

we're on the left side of the board :amazed:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Hey. :wavey:

No points for Denmark, wtf.

Hi Ben! The italian singer looks like you! :amazed:

[Marcus.]

better then none

[Smithy]

oh no we're not

[King Gizzard]

This is going to be pretty tight and bunched together by the looks of it

[Marc]

A point!!!!

[Marcus.]

italy 12 pts

[Ryan57]

This is ridiculous. WTF!

[The Human Santapede]

My housemate said that too, lol.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Italy doing well so far! :dance:

[The Human Santapede]

Good, I like close calls.

[Marc]

We've done well

[Marcus.]

not last uk

[Marcus.]

belugm lad got a toy with him

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[In the Drunk Tank]

The points appearing on the screen isn't very in synch with the people announcing them

[King Gizzard]

Poor greece thought they'd do the stupidest song ever so they got nil points and look at them

[The Human Santapede]

Least we are not last...


...yet.

[Marcus.]

10 pts italy

[Ryan57]

Ukraine 5, WTF! Voted 10 ****ING times!!!!!!!!!!

[In the Drunk Tank]

1 for Ireland :joker::joker: amazing

[Brother Leon]

Palmers Green vote is strong.

[GypsyGoth]

Yay :D

[Marcus.]

1 for Ireland :joker::joker: amazing

hope we get some from them

[King Gizzard]

thank **** we didn't give ireland our top points like every year just for them to give us 3 in return

[Ryan57]

THIS IS A JOKE! Bag of ****.

Edit: Gave 10 to Ukraine. Take it back a bit.

[The Human Santapede]

Wow, this is tight so far.

[Smithy]

thought he was gonna say the uk then

[The Human Santapede]

Greece best not win. :bored:

[In the Drunk Tank]

C'mon Israel, we are your strongest diplomatic supporters in Europe

[GypsyGoth]

Israel is not in europe :cloud:

[Marcus.]

4 form bottom

[Marcus.]

any for us

[GypsyGoth]

Denmark :love:

[King Gizzard]

They've won it..I think

[Brother Leon]

Denmark pulling away.

[Ammi]

..hello Ukraine...

[In the Drunk Tank]

Sideshow Bob :joker:

[Lee.]

His hair is just gorgeous

[Marcus.]

aye they have

sideshow bob

1 off the botom

[The Human Santapede]

is that a man or woman?

[King Gizzard]

can't believe estonia are last

[Ammi]

Sideshow Bob :joker:

..LOL..lovely young Ukranian chap there...

[In the Drunk Tank]

Yes Azerbaijan!

[Drew.]

go on Belarus!

[Marcus.]

is that a man or woman?

a man ben

[Marcus.]

1 pts silly

[The Human Santapede]

Belarus. :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

can't believe estonia are last

Neither can I, I really liked that song.

[King Gizzard]

that glass box is going to win it for azerbaijan

[Marcus.]

belive in bonnie did not work

[Vicky.]

1 for Ireland :joker::joker: amazing

Revenge for last year :laugh:

I seriously liked irelands though, my fave of the night I think...WAY better than our effort

[Marcus.]

5 pts

[The Human Santapede]

Denmark vs Azerbaijan from now on.

[Smithy]

:cheer: they obv gave us the points cause we took so many of their immigrants

[King Gizzard]

Neither can I, I really liked that song.

and she was pregnant :'(

[In the Drunk Tank]

God bless Romania

[King Gizzard]

I always thought countries who're joined together would hate each other

[The Human Santapede]

Romania. :love:

[Ryan57]

Olivia in Moldova gets 12 from me.

[Marcus.]

dennmark walking this

[King Gizzard]

there's no way this is finishing in 20mins surely

[The Human Santapede]

Olivia in Moldova gets 12 from me.

:joker:

[Ryan57]

12 for ukraine, gggggggeeeeeeetttttttt iiiiinnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

[In the Drunk Tank]

dennmark walking this

Nonsense, only 5 points in it

[Marcus.]

4 pts

[Marcus.]

aye but see them winning this

[GypsyGoth]

:cheer: they obv gave us the points cause we took so many of their immigrants

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

get on with it azerbaijan

[In the Drunk Tank]

there's no way this is finishing in 20mins surely

Nah will probably overrun by about half an hour

[The Human Santapede]

Reckons Estonia will pull a shocker and storm to victory.

[Marcus.]

poor estonia

[Ryan57]

Another 12 for Ukraine!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!

[Lee.]

Ben does the winner of this get a smashing wee award?

[King Gizzard]

estonia :(

[The Human Santapede]

Oh, we are beating Ireland, LOL.

[Marcus.]

estonia :(

aye feel sorry for them

[King Gizzard]

no...**** off armenia

[The Human Santapede]

Ben does the winner of this get a smashing wee award?

No, they can get smashed though.


I may try sort an award out though. ;)


Unless you win.

[Brother Leon]

UK and Ireland :joker:

[In the Drunk Tank]

This Armenian guy is having fun

[Marcus.]

feel sorry for estoina

[Ryan57]

Beautiful girl from Ukraine indeed!!!!!!!!

[Lee.]

No, they can get smashed though.


I may try sort an award out though. ;)


Unless you win.

I am going to win :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

UK and Ireland :joker:

:laugh2:

[Ammi]

..getting very close..

[The Human Santapede]

shocker...

[King Gizzard]

that woman is bigger than the collesseum holy ****

[The Human Santapede]

But yay, they are my sweepstake.

[Marcus.]

estoina awwww

[In the Drunk Tank]

Bollocks

[Marcus.]

Denmark is do well

[King Gizzard]

massive party in finland

[Ammi]

UK and Ireland :joker:

..yeah, we're just playing tactics..we'll make a sprint for it right at the end...

[Jordan.]

I don't even remember Denmarks performance. Greece, Malta and Norway >

[Marcus.]

estoina got some pts

[King Gizzard]

this girl sounds english

[The Human Santapede]

Think Denmark have this in the bag, but said this about three years ago about Italy then Azerbaijan won.

[GypsyGoth]

estoina got some pts

:worship:

[The Human Santapede]

Oh bloody Estonia beating us now.

[King Gizzard]

Well hello there Spain

[Marcus.]

4 pts

[GypsyGoth]

this girl sounds english

A lot learn english from UK and american tv.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[King Gizzard]

This will be even more hilarious if Ireland give us more than a point now

[The Human Santapede]

Woop. Hahahaha Ireland. Ha2

[In the Drunk Tank]

Just when I thought I couldn't love this Spanish lady any more she gives us 4 points

[Lee.]

Ben that Italian chap looks a bit like you..

[Marcus.]

Ireland awwwww

[Ryan57]

YES ZLATA! 12!

[Marcus.]

denmark starting to walk it

[The Human Santapede]

How many more people will say that about me, lol.

[King Gizzard]

Denmark have won anyway

[In the Drunk Tank]

Lukashenko has blatantly just assigned the points himself

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ben is doing well! 44 points so far! :amazed:

[Ammi]

..I reckon poor Bonnie has gone to the bar now...

[King Gizzard]

the host just looks pissed off and bored now

[Marcus.]

Denmark have won anyway

aye they have

[Marcus.]

Estonia beating us now

[Jordan.]

Ireland need Jedward back next year

[King Gizzard]

only half way through? what the **** lol thought it was nearly done

[GypsyGoth]

the host just looks pissed off and bored now

Her blood sugar might be running low.

[The Human Santapede]

This is between me, Matt, Lee and Kazanne to win now.

[Black Dagger]

Finland flopping is disgusting. idgaf if UK are.

[Brother Leon]

Good ol' Eric.

[Ryan57]

Come on Ukraine! Zlata. http://oi41.tinypic.com/4vg0ex.jpg

[Marcus.]

they need to do somthing

[In the Drunk Tank]

"hash tag beautiful girl", smooth move there Petro

[King Gizzard]

hashtag beautiful girl :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Finland flopping is disgusting. idgaf if UK are.

Europe is full of homophobes.

[Brother Leon]

#BeautifulGirl

What a line :joker:

[Ryan57]

My gravity!

[King Gizzard]

Just don't want Ukraine to win.

Denmark girl looks like Claire Danes

[Ryan57]

Just don't want Ukraine to win.

Denmark girl looks like Claire Danes

Get out, Nathan. :idc:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Just don't want Ukraine to win.

Denmark girl looks like Claire Danes

Nonsense, looks nothing like her

[King Gizzard]

Barbara doesn't sound very Belgian

[The Human Santapede]

Oh, there is hope for me winning yet. :amazed:

[Lee.]

Just don't want Ukraine to win.

Denmark girl looks like Claire Danes

She's a cross between Claire Danes, shakira and some Australian actress whose name I can't remember

[Smithy]

Im pretty sure the UK would score some points if we stopped sending geriatrics singing really basic ballads that noones here for

[The Human Santapede]

She looks like a Belgium version of Hilary Clinton

[Marcus.]

denmark lass looks stunning
and that coming from me

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Oh, there is hope for me winning yet. :amazed:

Yes! :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

I don't get why Azerbaijan is getting votes :suspect:

[Harry!]

Eric Saade is so funny!

[In the Drunk Tank]

Great stuff Russia

[Lee.]

What country have you got Ben!

[Marcus.]

still 8pts

[Smithy]

what happens if there's a tie?

[King Gizzard]

Malta girl is quite cute

[King Gizzard]

You know we're **** when 13 points is a success

[In the Drunk Tank]

Malta :worship: remember they randomly gave us 12 a few years ago as well

[Ammi]

She's a cross between Claire Danes, shakira and some Australian actress whose name I can't remember

..Cate Blanchett,,?

[Marcus.]

my sweepstake is doning bad

13pts

[Brother Leon]

Woooooooooooooooo!

13 Points! furhgirhgirhg

[The Human Santapede]

I have Ukraine, Matt has Azerbaijan and Kazanne has Norway. We may beat you and Denmark.

[King Gizzard]

Malta :worship: remember they randomly gave us 12 a few years ago as well

Not that random they're probably our biggest allies apart from Ireland lol

[Black Dagger]

These tragic bitches need to stop it.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Come on Ben! :dance::dance::dance:

[Marcus.]

more pts then last year

[Lee.]

..Cate Blanchett,,?

Nope, she was in home and away or neighbours

[Blink_Me]

How has Azerbaijan got so many points?

[In the Drunk Tank]

Not that random they're probably our biggest allies apart from Ireland lol

Was still quite surprising to get maximum though, think it was a year we got basically no points apart from that

[Marcus.]

ireland:sad:

[King Gizzard]

How is it light in Estonia when it's 1am there

[King Gizzard]

Lena :lovedup: her accent is amazing

[The Human Santapede]

the Estonia guy can get in my mouth

[Drew.]

poor Ireland

[GypsyGoth]

Nope, she was in home and away or neighbours

isla fisher?

[Ammi]

..aww...

[In the Drunk Tank]

Someone give Lena a slap

[Lee.]

the Estonia guy can get in my mouth

Mine too

[Marcus.]

the lush lass may got it in the bag

[Brother Leon]

What a fool :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Hungary was probably the worst of the night how can you give it 12 points

[Lee.]

isla fisher?

Yes, I think that's the one!!

[Marcus.]

they so won this

[GypsyGoth]

Yes, I think that's the one!!

I think so too, she was on Norton last night.

[Brother Leon]

Come on Holland. Get to 80s...

[The Human Santapede]

Just realized it'll be the first time if Denmark win that we gave 12 points to the winner in about 10 years.

[Marcus.]

well done denmark

[King Gizzard]

Surely won it now

[Kazanne]

Yes, I think that's the one!!

Yes,I thought she looked like her.Isla Fisher

[The Human Santapede]

Hmm, can never be sure.

[Marcus.]

Surely won it now

they so have

poor Ireland

[Marcus.]

20 pts

[King Gizzard]

Westlife ffs lol

[In the Drunk Tank]

Ireland, all is forgiven

[Drew.]

Denmark it is then

[King Gizzard]

7 points :joker::joker::joker:

[Ammi]

..yay Ireland..:love:...

[Marcus.]

jedward need to come back

[The Human Santapede]

pay back Ireland. :devil:

[King Gizzard]

they need to stop releasing the songs before the night/semi finals so the acts don't get fanbases before the show even starts

[Marcus.]

my sweepstake in the bottom 3

[In the Drunk Tank]

Just realized it'll be the first time if Denmark win that we gave 12 points to the winner in about 10 years.

Swear we gave 12 to Loreen last year?

[Brother Leon]

Woiiiii

Get to 100 points now please :)

[In the Drunk Tank]

Bit of an echo in there

[Novo]

Ireland :joker:

[Marcus.]

Ireland 3pts

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Italy doing well so far. I'm chuffed! :dance:

[GypsyGoth]

they need to stop releasing the songs before the night/semi finals so the acts don't get fanbases before the show even starts

I think because of the way most countries have their own shows to select a song, it's impossible to keep them off of youtube.

So I guess they just went with it and release them as singles before the competition.

[Marcus.]

21 pts

[Brother Leon]

Yes. 100 points!

[The Human Santapede]

Azerbaijan always finish well in this since they joined.

[GypsyGoth]

Ireland should get relegated and have to compete in XF next year.

[Jordan.]

Sighhh

[Marcus.]

dennmark so got this now

[Cherry Christmas]

Ireland, all is forgiven

Apology accepted.

[Drew.]

Ireland should get relegated and have to compete in XF next year.

Jedward were enough

[The Human Santapede]

Bloody hell, Lee is winning. :bored:

[King Gizzard]

Can't believe the last act on is last in the voting

[In the Drunk Tank]

Apology accepted.

I am accepting Ireland's 7 points as an apology for last year, yes

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Italy 90 points. Very respectable. :amazed:

[Marcus.]

i know poor Ireland

[King Gizzard]

Can't believe Georgia gets her own vote, next they'll be giving Claudia her own vote

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Marcus.]

denmark has won

[The Human Santapede]

yeah that is odd.

[Brother Leon]

Well done Denmark. The lovely lady deserved it.

[GypsyGoth]

Can't believe Georgia gets her own vote, next they'll be giving Claudia her own vote

:laugh2:

[Ammi]

..Denmark..:lovedup:....

[Marcus.]

no more votes

[King Gizzard]

#beautifulgirl

[Marcus.]

irland 3 pts

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Well done Danemark! Love the song! :dance:

[Smithy]

the last 4 countries not even getting to vote :joker: :joker:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Are they just not bothering with the other countries votes :S

[Marcus.]

she cute

[King Gizzard]

it's our year next year

[In the Drunk Tank]

That was bloody stupid

[King Gizzard]

are they seriously not going to the other countries? lol

[The Human Santapede]

what happened to the other countries?

[Ryan57]

Can see Bonnie in the back ground. Pissed as a fart. Dancing on the table, tits out. No idea what's going on. She thinks she's on Top of the Pops.

[Lee.]

Yasssssss!!!

[Drew.]

Cyprus almost doubling Ireland's points

[Marcus.]

Ireland 5 pts awwwwww

[King Gizzard]

shock

[Ammi]

Yasssssss!!!

..well done Lee..:love:...

[Brother Leon]

**** off Italy :idc:

[Ryan57]

Yay! A 12!

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

**** off Italy :idc:

:nono::nono::nono::nono:

[Marcus.]

mine sweepstake did bad

[Marcus.]

23 pts

[Lee.]

Thanks Ammi :love: