Rylan's teeth...

[mr rochester]

What on earth has he done to himself...?

[Johnnyuk123]

He saw that friends episode where Ross whitened his teeth.

[Cherie]

Hello Mr R, I recall quite enjoying your posts, I was going to post about his teeth, I understand there are some very jealous viewers (all horses naturally) out there. He reminds me of the parody of the Vicar that Dick Emery used to do. Maybe you are too young to remember.

[mr rochester]

This is NOT a good look is it? He looks like a pouting goldfish/Garfield. Oh dear...

Hello Cherie!

[Cherie]

Yeah he either needs to tone down the fake tan or tone down the white teeth not sure which would be better.

[GiRTh]

He looks like the donkey in Shrek.

[mr rochester]

He should sue the dentist...this won't do his career any good - you just can't get past the teeth can you..?

[Kizzy]

Poor rylan! They have ruined his lovely pout :(
I hope he sues!

[mr rochester]

Yes - he was really entertaining but now...

[Razor]

Looks like he borrowed them from a horse.

[Glenn.]

They're only teeth...

[lostalex]

The orange face paint was way more distracting than the teeth tbh.

[barn76]

I was shocked to see Rylans teeth his face is all teeth and he looks awful! His mum should sit him down and explain that he has ruined his face as all you can see is his teeth. He reminds me of a spitting image puppet! So sad I agree his dentist should be ashamed to have done that to someone..

[Jords]

His face is very fake I dont know why people do this.

[reece(:]

They deserve their own fan club/

[Cherie]

They deserve their own fan club/

:joker:

[Shaun]

It's a little distracting, to say the least.

[thesheriff443]

Hello Mr R, I recall quite enjoying your posts, I was going to post about his teeth, I understand there are some very jealous viewers (all horses naturally) out there. He reminds me of the parody of the Vicar that Dick Emery used to do. Maybe you are too young to remember.

I do:shocked::joker:

[billy123]

I still cant unsee Bingo from the banana splits when i see rylan he is the same colour and everything.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9budlvfuw1qdnki4o1_500.jpg

[fruit_cake]

those teeth are awful, what on Earth was he thinking having that done?

[Cherie]

those teeth are awful, what on Earth was he thinking having that done?

I doubt he wanted to achieve the look he got Fruity..:joker: He had quite a nice smile when he was on the X, now he looks like the advert where the dogs have dentures.

[fruit_cake]

they seem to big for his mouth, I'm surprised they managed to fit them in

[thesheriff443]

they seem to big for his mouth, I'm surprised they managed to fit them in

I know a woman that looks like she has too many teeth for her mouth:shocked:
I used to joke they looked like a motorway crash barrier as they went on and on:joker:

[fruit_cake]

I know a woman that looks like she has too many teeth for her mouth:shocked:
I used to joke they looked like a motorway crash barrier as they went on and on:joker:

haha! gives a new meaning to motor mouth that's for sure

[thesheriff443]

haha! gives a new meaning to motor mouth that's for sure

:joker:

[fruit_cake]

in truth it was like some was fiddling with the contrast on the tele, he just looked so out of sorts bless him

[Patricia4]

Hello Mr R, I recall quite enjoying your posts, I was going to post about his teeth, I understand there are some very jealous viewers (all horses naturally) out there. He reminds me of the parody of the Vicar that Dick Emery used to do. Maybe you are too young to remember.

Dick Emery that's the one he's a model of him.:joker:

[Niamh.]

I still cant unsee Bingo from the banana splits when i see rylan he is the same colour and everything.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9budlvfuw1qdnki4o1_500.jpg

:laugh3:

But yeah they were awful, he's so painfully thin as well it makes his teeth look even bigger in his head

[mr rochester]

Luminous tombstones...

[Johnnyuk123]

He's had them whitened but what with?

[hijaxers]

What on earth has he done to himself...?
Rylan was on Matthew Wright one day last week and he said he had had the top veneers done and was having the bottoms done also, he said it was costing approx £20 grand and that he was not paying - wouldn't we all like a bit of Free Gratis !!!!!!

[mr rochester]

Rylan's teeth are shiny white
Veneered... so they stay in at night
They look quite large - of massive size
And so we wonder was he wise
To have them done? - Well - who can tell
He's doing his new job so well
That he is sure to be forgiven
After all - he's very driven
I liked him as he was before
His dentist should be sued for sure
But teeth aside he's very funny
And still the nation's favourite bunny...