The Pimp has made his move

[Locke.]

"You've got a bit of intelligence and that air about you"

WLr0K-YaJCU

[Ramsay]

There's no stopping The Pimp

[lostalex]

I'm calling him KD Lang from now on, Marlon Wayans was spot on.

[Maneki-neko]

I thought he was the prostitute?

[Drew.]

"my hands are in my pockets"

if you say so Dexter

[lostalex]

he wasn't the pimp or the prostitute, he was the JOHN.

pimps and prostitutes don't PAY for sex... Johns do.

[reece(:]

What a man :worship:

[Colbert-Bump]

Get in there Dex.

[Moses454]

He'll last exactly as long as Sezer.

[Jemal]

He didnt get anywhere... So lets not over exaggerate. That's like me making a thread and saying callum called her beautiful. *scratches head* she immediatly turned it into some friendzone conversation lmfao 'maybe you need to stop going for glamour models' when shes a glamour model LMFAO. Ah that's a real killer.
And even dex killed hes flirting abit by saying 'I'm not trying to try any pick up lines on you or anything, my hands are in my pocket' something like that anyway. Anyways nothing will happen between em.

[ruiphillips]

haha to OP who made this thread thanks for the laugh. Pimp more like Wimp.

[smeagol]

if thats his chat up lines god knows how he gets women.
very creepy

[Gusto Brunt]

I thought he was the prostitute?

As much as I think he's an interesting man, I am staggered why anyone would want to pay good money to have sex with him.:joker:

He's not exactly ripped.:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

The only thing ripped about Dexter are his farts.

[Gusto Brunt]

The only thing ripped about Dexter are his farts.

Talk about lean. I've seen bigger legs on a budgie.

But you have to like the guy.:joker:

[fruit_cake]

he gives me the creeps

[Ramsay]

He didnt get anywhere... So lets not over exaggerate. That's like me making a thread and saying callum called her beautiful. *scratches head* she immediatly turned it into some friendzone conversation lmfao 'maybe you need to stop going for glamour models' when shes a glamour model LMFAO. Ah that's a real killer.
And even dex killed hes flirting abit by saying 'I'm not trying to try any pick up lines on you or anything, my hands are in my pocket' something like that anyway. Anyways nothing will happen between em.

She's playing hard to get. He knows the type

[Marcus.]

oh boy showmance