Locke's Loveshack

[King Gizzard]

she can damp my ney whenever she wants

[Samuel.]

What is this, Drew.

I could chop vegetables on that.

[Samuel.]

That's probably the worst post I've ever made, but still very accurate :pipe:

[King Gizzard]

bit of an odd fetish tbf

[Drew.]

she was a great reason to watch the womens volleyball last summer

[Roy Mars III]

her face though

[Jessica.]

I had a dream that Nathan brought his nephew to my house and he looked just like Nathan as a baby, the child was left in my house but was reported missing in the news. Nathan had forgotten he brought the child here, I ended up ringing his sister and telling her that her child was at my house and I don't remember how he got back, but he had been reported missing for a long time.

Sorry Nathan, I didn't mean to dream of your family. :sad:

[Jessica.]

I had a dream that Nathan brought his nephew to my house and he looked just like Nathan as a baby, the child was left in my house but was reported missing in the news. Nathan had forgotten he brought the child here, I ended up ringing his sister and telling her that her child was at my house and I don't remember how he got back, but he had been reported missing for a long time.

Sorry Nathan, I didn't mean to dream of your family. :sad:

[King Gizzard]

I don't even have a nephew but this is some sort of prophecy and now i'm scared

[King Gizzard]

Nephew is a son of a sibling right

[Roy Mars III]

last time i checked

[Josy]

I watched that Movie 43 last night...I have no words to describe what I think of it tbh.

[King Gizzard]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/i/p01c2dng/?t=7m05s

don't know why I like this so much, Dizzee covering Disclosure's white noise

[Jake.]

:laugh: great film

[Roy Mars III]

its god awful Jake, i hope you are joking

[Jake.]

Na it made me chuckle but it wasn't oscar worthy

[Jessica.]

I don't even have a nephew but this is some sort of prophecy and now i'm scared

:joker: Sorry.

[Samuel.]

Officially a week behind Big Brother.

Is it worth catching up?

[King Gizzard]

I gave up 6 days in, I had 2 weeks worth recorded after that but then admitted to myself I'd never catch up so deleted them

[Josy]

Its been really good tbh.

I'm taking my niece to the safari park tomorrow, I can't wait to see her face when she see's all the animals. :amazed:

[Novo]

what is your favourite animal Josy?

[Ramsay]

yes, the twist tonight was very good

[Josy]

what is your favourite animal Josy?



http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article801276.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Brown+bear+(female)+and+its+children+play+with+a+b all+in+Kamchatka+Peninsula,+Russia

Or

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Lounginglemur.jpg

or

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01417/proboscis-monkey_1417843i.jpg

[Samuel.]

wHAc0rCJPug

[Drew.]

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/rsLKlA5WWpKXhSJllZ3Tpg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTUxMw--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/5584dd161d31e30b2d0f6a7067009a22.jpg

[Brother Leon]

Novo goes from **** sig to **** sig nowadays....

[Novo]

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/capybara_picdump-147.jpg

[Samuel.]

3rd time lucky

[Novo]

Novo goes from **** sig to **** sig nowadays....

Wade would kill the tit in your sig within 5 seconds

[Novo]

BrzF4B7O0Pw

[Samuel.]

Wearing two headphones for each ear atm

I imagine this is what 3D sound is like

[Brother Leon]

How can you even fit two ffs :joker:

I struggle fitting my apple ones alone in.

[King Gizzard]

you mean earphones? I was trying to comprehend how you could fit 2 headphones in one ear for a minute

[Drew.]

Wade would kill the tit in your sig within 5 seconds

http://i.imgur.com/ci10E.png

[Samuel.]

No, wait

I have one earphone in, for music, then my headphones over the top for PS3.

This isn't some ear DP

[King Gizzard]

Oh yeah I do that :laugh: I have headphones for the tv then my earphones plugged into my laptop underneath

[Novo]

http://i.imgur.com/ci10E.png

[King Gizzard]

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/06/16/jay2.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

[Ramsay]

im back into 24
almost at the end of season 6..what a great season

[Drew.]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar14455_344.gif

[Novo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNXDh95CIAE1F-9.jpg:large

[Drew.]

if you look closely her left eye is having a little look

[King Gizzard]

just when I was going to put talksport on they're talking about egg chasing for **** sake

[Black Dagger]

what a dirty bastard.

[Marsh.]

http://media.heavy.com/media/2012/09/f3ee70f8-90b8-402f-87b2-ac2cac0d2268.jpg

[Locke.]

Thank god that horrible day is over with

[Novo]

Went to bed at about 9 and woke up at 12, what a bad idea

[Black Dagger]

Terrible idea.

[Drew.]

Andy lets play Forza

[Novo]

About to play Grand Slam Tennis in a minute

[Drew.]

i'd have to borrow Forza from my friend though

[Black Dagger]

They really need to bring out another decent tennis game.

Me playing as Li Na and winning every grand-slam >>>>>

[Drew.]

yeah, that is very unrealistic

[Novo]

Some sillyness going down on Ask.fm at the minute

[Black Dagger]

Some sillyness going down on Ask.fm at the minute

Mine is going off the rails right now!1!

[Black Dagger]

yeah, that is very unrealistic

Just like you not being a flop at life :idc:

[Drew.]

cheeky ****

[Novo]

" It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart, without saying a word you can light up the dark "

Wonder if anyone has ever used that as chat up line before

[Drew.]

:joker:

https://twitter.com/BlackaryDaggery/status/353682819467313154

[Novo]

**** sake, Nathan is awake

[Black Dagger]

:joker:

https://twitter.com/BlackaryDaggery/status/353682819467313154

I am so funny idc.

[Drew.]

**** sake, Nathan is awake

David Purdy ‏@PurdyDavid 22m
@BlackaryDaggery Andy up to his old tricks again I see

mission complete.

[Novo]

He is mentally ****ed after yesterdays's events

[Novo]

http://imageshack.us/a/img838/2019/l0vy.jpg

Perfect 10/10 and A+

[Brother Leon]

No.

[Josy]

This heat........................

[Marc]

What a beautiful thread.

[Marc]

This heat........................

I don't suit this weather...

[Drew.]

i love being able to tan easily

[Ramsay]

god, i hate when it's this hot

[King Gizzard]

**** sake, Nathan is awake

:suspect:

[King Gizzard]

i was in bed about 12am last night

[Jake.]

You crazy guy

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/K8Hlnh4.png

[Ryan57]

god, i hate when it's this hot

Likewise. Past few days I've been sweating like Jimmy Savile in a primary school.

[Brother Leon]

This weather is beautiful. Such a mood booster.

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/Ku0uRtr.jpg

[Josy]

FGS Opened the front door for 2 minutes and a moth and 2 jennys flew in plus there was a spider on the ceiling.

I can't be doing with this hot weather and insects.

[Locke.]

What are jennys

[Josy]

Jenny long legs, think you might call them Daddy long legs

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wtf :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

scottish people are odd

[Novo]

Jenny long legs :joker:

[Josy]

**** off :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Hello! :wavey:

[Ramsay]

:dazzler:

[Vanessa]

I can't sleep. It's too hot. :sad:

[King Gizzard]

jenny long legs? jenny long legs?

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Roy Mars III]

http://media.tumblr.com/a502052fa766c66d9be092cdb88cefdd/tumblr_inline_mpk2fmxQA71qz4rgp.png

[Samuel.]

8/10 would eat

[Samuel.]

Catching up on BB atm, on last Tuesday.

Surprisingly liking Callam, and Daley :worship: Intrigued what all this fuss is about regarding Hazel.

[Roy Mars III]

i think a tooth filling came out

[Brother Leon]

Looks like I will be going Wireless on Saturday.:amazed:

Jay and Kendrick gonna be there>>>>

[Locke.]

Daley is terrible, one of the biggest letdowns of a housemate ever

[Novo]

don't know why i'm having an Indian in this weather, should have stuck to the good old Salad

[Locke.]

Think I'll have some pancakes

[Novo]

Be quiet Marty Mcfly

[Josy]

You are mental Andrew it's far too hot far that.

I'm having a chicken salad.

[Jake.]

Flip-flops are god awful

[Roy Mars III]

they're for children, no adult should wear them

[Novo]

VkAVfsw5xSQ

What would you rate this song out of 10 Roy?

[Roy Mars III]

11

[Ryan57]

Just like to say, Roy, you brought me great laughter in the Livewire nominations thread.

[Drew.]

great cake

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BO0Ae7MCAAAzIUD.jpg

[Ryan57]

great cake

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BO0Ae7MCAAAzIUD.jpg

That's one big min-g- erm, cake.

[Locke.]

Right, I have spent the night reading about the Jodi Arias case, time to watch the movie

[Samuel.]

Still catching up with BB, and I'm struggling to find many of them likeable. It's been great entertainment, but most of them are annoying me in some way.

Gina in the secret house is unbearable.

[Brother Leon]

Dexter is the clear winner of the lot. Anything else is almost a Big Brother travesty. :laugh:

[Samuel.]

Daley >

Actually quite like Jack and Joe, too...

[Josy]

Why

[Novo]

I don't know but it's a bloody disaster, he was a good source for information on the Benteke Saga

[Josy]

Probably your fault tbh

[Locke.]

Get out of there Travis!!!!!!!!!! Dump her quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Novo]

Back To The Future III for me

[Josy]

Bed for me.

Night

[Novo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BO1bmP4CQAIrWMJ.jpg:large

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who is that :amazed:

[Novo]

http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/media/created/ii25yj.jpg

[Novo]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mconyrJXgA1rhxfs4o1_1280.jpg

[Locke.]

What a GIP she grew into

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5e806e0a0c46d2f4a23e1031620eb83/tumblr_movf2nYLrB1r4bsfco1_1280.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d5d7a49c5cf6f1e669e8ed568331a0c/tumblr_movf2nYLrB1r4bsfco2_1280.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5fbd9b19996186fb6ce333f9eb7911b/tumblr_mm9p30DFv01snl55yo2_250.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/04ede117c85031c1588d4c93ae6d4f2a/tumblr_mm9p30DFv01snl55yo1_250.jpg

[Novo]

who is that

[Locke.]

Alex from Lost, Rousseau's daughter

[Novo]

Oh yeah, the Jobber

[Locke.]

http://i.minus.com/iIYBDP3rnWCjU.gif

[Novo]

what film is this from

[Locke.]

Never you mind

[arista]

http://i.minus.com/iIYBDP3rnWCjU.gif



Yes Spiffing

[Black Dagger]

What a despicable sight to wake up to.

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/T6yDGQH.gif

[Samuel.]

Bad times.

[Brother Leon]

Saturday is 31......31 degrees.


Wireless Festival gonna be amazing :amazed:

[Josy]

Its to cool down here Saturday and Sunday then rain a little on Monday.

31 Degrees is far too warm anyway.

[Brother Leon]

31 is normal after I went Egypt last summer. I can handle any heat now :joker:

[Josy]

Oh really? well I only like the heat when I'm in the shade tbh :laugh:

[Josy]

And I hate when it stays hot at night, it's 20 degrees outside just now :bored:

[Josy]

Leon why don't you have a sig or avy?

[Brother Leon]

Can't think of anything. Football season and NBA season is done for a while :laugh:.


Might go with a Kenan & Kel if I remember when I wake up and go on the laptop.

[Josy]

Can't think of anything. Football season and NBA season is done for a while :laugh:.


Might go with a Kenan & Kel if I remember when I wake up and go on the laptop.

Weird I posted a video of Kel on Lockes wall about a week ago because I hadn't seen or heard of them for ages and ever since then I have seen lots of pics and people talking about them :laugh:

[Ramsay]

a rumor comes out every year that poor kel has died or something

[Josy]

a rumor comes out every year that poor kel has died or something

Yeah I know, I remember reading it once a long time ago and I thought for years he was dead :bored:

[King Gizzard]

http://i.minus.com/iIYBDP3rnWCjU.gif

http://i.minus.com/iIYBDP3rnWCjU.gif

[Samuel.]

Repeatedly hitting refresh on the Demand 5 BB page... why on earth is it taking this long

[Ramsay]

you should all watch orange is the new black
great show

[Shaun]

karl how does it feel to have tibb's failiest chat thread named after you

[Shaun]

i mean 16 pages in just under a month. that's appalling.

[Ramsay]

it's truly an honor

[Black Dagger]

I'm proud of him no matter what.

[Black Dagger]

Mainly for his flawless sig but yeh.

[Josy]

Karl i'm sure your thread would be jumping if BB wasn't on :love:

[Novo]

Or if you didn't scare everyone away

[Samuel.]

I can't deal with the BB forums anymore.

Everything is so extreme, so cynical. Words like vile being thrown around about every housemate. Everybody seems so full of hate on there. No form of understanding at all, everything any housemate does gets put under the microscope and unfairly torn a part.

I don't know how you can enjoy a TV show like that.

[Roy Mars III]

it is great fun. the forum would not be half as fun to post on if people were taking it all too seriously

[King Gizzard]

Just the childishness of grown adults and their insults is the worst

[Samuel.]

I wouldn't describe any of the housemates in there as vile, nasty or scum. Their just a group of people, that at worst did what, talk behind someones back?

You'd honestly think the contestants were handpicked by Hitler with the way everybody lays into them.

The things said on this forum are a lot worse than anything that's been said in that house. It's so ridiculous.

[Ramsay]

i laugh out loud when a housemate gets called evil
it's the funniest thing

[Locke.]

ASPAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!l!!!!!!!!!

[Samuel.]

Sadly it's very believeable that the public would vote them into the safe house.

Welcome to the world we live in.


Yep, definitely done with the Big Brother section.

[Shaun]

:laugh2:

oh i've not missed his hysteria

[Novo]

you know it's a sick world when Liverpool beat Preston 4-0 in a pre season friendly

[Drew.]

speaking of Liverpool, where is David? we have a Football Manager session to attend to

[Novo]

doing something more interesting no doubt

[Drew.]

i think hes drunk actually

[Brother Leon]

Shattered.

[King Gizzard]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/medals/5yr.gif

[Black Dagger]

speaking of Liverpool, where is David? we have a Football Manager session to attend to

Ain't nobody got time for dat.

I'm tired, Cahill and Llorente will destroy you tomorrow.

[Drew.]

yeah im going to bed, enjoy your nightmares about Cavani

[Locke.]

I have arrived home and the two bloody idiots have already gone to bed

Welcome to the world we live in.

[Brother Leon]

What a **** sig by Locke.

[Locke.]

What a **** sig by Locke.

Excuse you http://i.imgur.com/XV5jg47.png

[Novo]

https://twitter.com/lucagasparotto3/status/356054915090628608

Luca > Leon

[Novo]

https://twitter.com/jennnypooluvzU/status/355138594555441152

his girlfriend is the ultimate female simp :joker: she lives in Canada but he has made sure she is coming over for the first game of the season

[Novo]

http://instagram.com/p/bXthJZBSZ3/

[Brother Leon]

k.

[Novo]

shut it

[Locke.]

https://twitter.com/jennnypooluvzU/status/355138594555441152

his girlfriend is the ultimate female simp :joker: she lives in Canada but he has made sure she is coming over for the first game of the season

Tell me more

http://media.tumblr.com/86be6e55f393332cafd82b1233ebeca5/tumblr_inline_mpiy9j1Y1x1qz4rgp.gif

[Novo]

okay if you insist

https://twitter.com/lucagasparotto3/status/355442945895317505

[Drew.]

wake up David

[Ninastar]

hello all

[Black Dagger]

Hello there.

[Drew.]

hello all

sorry i think you've got the wrong thread

[Black Dagger]

Don't be so ****ing rude Drew.

[Ninastar]

k then

[Ramsay]

Just Cause 1 and 2 on steam for 6 euro with all the DLC..pretty shweeeeet deal if you ask me

[Jake.]

:D Just Cause 2 is good, haven't played the original

[Josy]

Evening

[Jake.]

Morning

[Ramsay]

How are we this afternoon?

[Black Dagger]

trololol

[Jake.]

How are we this afternoon?

what are you on

[Ramsay]

im drunk on the love of our lord

[Jake.]

I could drink some wine I guess but I'd rather have cider

[Samuel.]

Officially bored of summer.

Going insane doing nothing every day.

[Jake.]

I'm going insane from the heat every day

[Roy Mars III]

yea, can't wait to start back at school

[Ramsay]

good old summer

[Ramsay]

these steam deals are going to make me broke
fallout new vegas for 2.50..urgh i already have it on xbox but it's just so cheap

[Jake.]

these steam deals are going to make me broke
fallout new vegas for 2.50..urgh i already have it on xbox but it's just so cheap

:laugh:

[Ramsay]

god i wish this forum had a rants section
the rants on the wrestling forum i'm on is just beautiful
http://www.wrestlingforum.com/rants/879001-headliner-pussy.html

[King Gizzard]

listening to GKMC for the first time in a while :love:

[Brother Leon]

Recipe has been banged out in the whip in this sun.

[Samuel.]

Recipe has been banged out in the whip in this sun.

Perfect summer tune.

Should've been way bigger than what it was.

Listening to Dom Kennedy's Yellow album atm, another great example of summer music.

[Samuel.]

Thread is dead again. Goddamn it Karl.


Want to do some sort of Video Game award... thing. idk. Maybe a Hall of Fame or annual award vote. Just hard to tell how much interest there would be.

And the last time I did one, TiBB crowned Vice City the greatest game of all time :|

[Drew.]

i have found your winner

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/Timesplitters2.JPG/256px-Timesplitters2.JPG

[Jake.]

Sounds good Samuel, that and the sig competition could give us all something to do

[Ramsay]

Yes do it Samuel!!

[Jake.]

Always wondered if a video game award thing would work by doing it through console? (might be how it was done before idk lol)

[Samuel.]

Could do one for each generation maybe...

PS1/N64
PS2/Gamecube/Xbox
PS3/Wii/360

Get a top ten for each, then possibly an overall Hall of Fame using those results. Sound good?

[Shaun]

-would take part-

[Locke.]

too hot

[Brother Leon]

Nice and cool tonight.

[Jake.]

Could do one for each generation maybe...

PS1/N64
PS2/Gamecube/Xbox
PS3/Wii/360

Get a top ten for each, then possibly an overall Hall of Fame using those results. Sound good?

Very good

[Ramsay]

it's really foggy outside

[Jake.]

I would check but I'm not in Ireland so it probably isn't

[Ramsay]

teleport over for a few seconds

[Jake.]

That would actually be amazing :amazed:

[Ramsay]

i used to ''teleport'' back when i was a big dirty stoner and would have to walk home from town..i'd start the journey, and i'd click in my mind : right time to teleport and next thing i know i'm outside my door :joker:
auto-pilot ftw..cant do it sober though

[Ammi]

..yeah, I can see it..it is a bit foggy Karl but you've cast your light on it now so it's going to be a sunny day....

[Ramsay]

noooo, i'm sick of sunny days :joker:
how goes it ammi?

[Ammi]

i used to ''teleport'' back when i was a big dirty stoner and would have to walk home from town..i'd start the journey, and i'd click in my mind : right time to teleport and next thing i know i'm outside my door :joker:
auto-pilot ftw..cant do it sober though

..haha..the days you ruled the world, eh..?..

[Ammi]

noooo, i'm sick of sunny days :joker:
how goes it ammi?

..you don't like the sunshine then Karl..?..I'm ok with it during the day..just the night gets a bit hot...yeah, I'm ok just can't wait to have a break from work..how's your good self Karl..?...

[Jake.]

i used to ''teleport'' back when i was a big dirty stoner and would have to walk home from town..i'd start the journey, and i'd click in my mind : right time to teleport and next thing i know i'm outside my door :joker:
auto-pilot ftw..cant do it sober though

jesus christ :joker:

[Roy Mars III]

Under the Dome is a great show

[Novo]

The guy in your sig looks like a crackhead version of John Locke

[Roy Mars III]

Big Jim is about hundred times better than John Locke

[Josy]

Big Jim is about hundred times better than John Locke

Not the best post to see when you first click on the thread tbh.

[Locke.]

You could soar Karl Davey

[King Gizzard]

Quick!! I need back up mods

[King Gizzard]

Watching Man of Steel on youtube

[Roy Mars III]

great quality i am sure

[Roy Mars III]

Nathan I need my 20k award

[King Gizzard]

It actually is :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Oh it refreshed and it's gone, even though it's been up since the 17th, **** sake

[Roy Mars III]

you should have never said you were watching, people at YT probably browse Tibb

[King Gizzard]

I bet it was because of the tweet I got it from, someone got it from reddit

[Ryan57]

Just came to say what an excellent avatar Karl has.

[King Gizzard]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60493_42.gif

[Ryan57]

Gets me every time you do the avatar in a post thing. :joker:

[King Gizzard]

https://vine.co/v/hZ9YmEWaPwO

[Ryan57]

Cocky bastards.

[King Gizzard]

vooCcSUltQc

[Josy]

Nathan is that a good Man Of Steel copy you posted?

[King Gizzard]

It was before it was deleted from youtube

[Josy]

Fgs

[michael21]

Fgs

you eating fig rolls :nono:

[Josy]

Theres massive fires where I live, the community centres on fire the now too

[Jake.]

:o ohhh

[Ramsay]

http://www.universalsigning.com/images/products/Bruce_Grobbelaar_Liverpool_001.jpg

[Novo]

up nice and early to watch the Open

[Josy]

Whats left of the coach company this morning

http://i41.tinypic.com/a08i8o.png