Locke's Loveshack

[Drew.]

isn't he called Saul

Yeah, his real name is Bob though

[Drew.]

actually im not even sure his real name is Bob

[Black Dagger]

Or if we are aren't allowing him because he's called Roberto :idc:

Then Dylan >

[King Gizzard]

http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/images/celebs/b/ballb.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Bob Bubka who does the golf on Talksport

http://www.thegrillroom.com/images/Bob-Bubka--purple-coat.jpg

[fingers]

Bob Bubka who does the golf on Talksport

http://www.thegrillroom.com/images/Bob-Bubka--purple-coat.jpg
Why's he wearing a bathrobe?

[Locke.]

He doesn't count

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9962b84369dcce680190dde4e4ffdda9/tumblr_mtg9en7SEM1so5joko1_500.gif

[Josy]

Pfft took you about 10 minutes to find that .gif Locke.

[Josy]

Someone go and join my Yahtzee tourney it's been waiting on 4 more players since forever

[MTVN]

No, it's a stupid game which doesn't make any sense

[King Gizzard]

Zee should buy a yacht and call it Yachtzee

[Josy]

Says Matt while playing Yatzee :suspect:

[Josy]

Zee should buy a yacht and call it Yachtzee

:joker:

Does Bob mean Bit of Banter?

[Drew.]

i should hope not, Banter is a horrible word

[King Gizzard]

No it means ''bit of bob''

[King Gizzard]

got any decent bantz

[Josy]

How do you get a fb video onto here?

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Drew.]

good question actually Josy.. i have a video i want to share but not sure how to

[Josy]

Yeah same.

Whats the vid you want to share?

[Drew.]

a video i took in Tenerife that i uploaded to facebook

[Drew.]

it involves a monkey

[Josy]

Fair enough :laugh:

[Josy]

Yes but now everyone knows your surname

[Drew.]

i doubt that many people even look in this thread :laugh:

[Josy]

Brave man

[King Gizzard]

yea

[MeMyselfAndI]

Omg that monkey is awesome

[Drew.]

with the likes of Andy lurking around the forum i better delete that post

[Black Dagger]

I love how high pitched your laugh is. It gives me life.

[King Gizzard]

does anyone wanna plug Later on

[Brother Leon]

So, three of my friends have for engaged this week. The hell is going on in life?

[Drew.]

i havent been on plug in ages

[King Gizzard]

bored bob

[Jake.]

I like Bob

[Josy]

Well

[King Gizzard]

BCu7jrB-D_Y

[King Gizzard]

Josy

[Josy]

Yes

[Ammi]

http://image2.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2012/152/8233602_133854147237.jpg

[Fergus Mahoney]

Another chat thread? I thought there were only 3.

[Ramsay]

LyUIJIdwEuA

This has probably already been posted but i don't care cus YOLO

[Fergus Mahoney]

What happened to Locke's Loveshack?

[MTVN]

The Loveshack is no more

[Fergus Mahoney]

The Loveshack is no more

Because it wasn't being used much?

[MTVN]

There was some dodgy stuff going on in there so Locke lost his license

[Ramsay]

Thankfully Bob isn't as corrupt as Locke

[Fergus Mahoney]

There was some dodgy stuff going on in there so Locke lost his license

:laugh: What?

[Josy]

Another chat thread? I thought there were only 3.

This is Lockes Loveshack it's just been renamed.

[Fergus Mahoney]

This is Lockes Loveshack it's just been renamed.

Oh, OK.

[Black Dagger]

My brother bought me GOT series 1 and 2 today (never even seen it but I might have to now) no idea what he is after.

[Locke.]

Dennis is on This Morning

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu7mxdjhtC1r4cp88o1_500.jpg

[Locke.]

Just about to beat my all time Tetris high score and the ****ing avast thing pops up over it on my screen

[Drew.]

I'm amazed to see you were up before mid-day David

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/Xaf26qd.png

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/rJ5vDDm.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Xaf26qd.png
http://i.imgur.com/TJxMeIn.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/sMuXdWi.png

[Locke.]

I'm amazed to see you were up before mid-day David

I have a normal sleeping pattern now.

Well, I've kept it up for 2 days so far.

[Drew.]

Josy, keep you're eyes open for this man in Scotland

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWAFzQMIIAEDT66.jpg

[King Gizzard]

sure looks furious in that photo

[Drew.]

he has just had a hooligan unload a big, steaming **** down his freshly swept chimney

[Novo]

" It was all on the rug in front of the fire. theres no way it'll brush out " :joker:

Why would you even try and brush someone elses **** of your rug anyway you would just throw it out and buy a new one

[Drew.]

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/JwfOjr7.png

[Drew.]

great chat name

http://i.imgur.com/JwfOjr7.png

[Novo]

lucas is a tit http://i.imgur.com/JwfOjr7.png

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/4ExiMWQ.png

http://i.imgur.com/JwfOjr7.png

[King Gizzard]

gonnae no http://i.imgur.com/JwfOjr7.png

[Shaun]

wtf ciara's not a flop http://i.imgur.com/JwfOjr7.png

[King Gizzard]

bit quiet

[Black Dagger]

Novo is a messy fag. http://i.imgur.com/JwfOjr7.png

[Black Dagger]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1385948_566339940086168_493673991_n.jpg

I remember when Del Boy flopped in TIBB's hottest male because people had the nerve to question his looks, like seriously, what are people taking?

[Novo]

ah yes the 1 slam flop

[Brother Leon]

We go Wild Wild Wild http://i.imgur.com/JwfOjr7.png

[King Gizzard]

cheesy chant

[Brother Leon]

5* chant. Not as good as 20 times or Van Persie on loop though.

[Drew.]

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

[King Gizzard]

If we all put a bit in each we can buy this for the world cup

http://www.waycoolgadgets.com/outdoor-movie-screen/

[Drew.]

the link wont work Nayfun

[Drew.]

oh wait, that looks pretty impressive but i'll have to say i'm out i'm afraid, too much for me

[Black Dagger]

ah yes the 1 slam flop

you wash your ****ing mouth out you hear me.

[Josy]

Morning

[Drew.]

Hello Josy

[King Gizzard]

where the **** did you spring from josy

[King Gizzard]

can't just saunter on at 1:42am

[Josy]

I have been busy but I am getting a cold again so thought I would come on here for a nosy and a little break, looks pretty **** though tbqh.

[King Gizzard]

are you setting up a business

[King Gizzard]

if you need a CEO i am here

[Josy]

Sorry Mr Nathan you have been unsuccessful at this time but we will keep your details on record in case of future positions becoming available.

[King Gizzard]

have you been rejected from jobs lately because that is nearly word for word what an employer would write to me

[Josy]

Nah :laugh:

But Jesus Christ companies were saying that back when I was 16 and that was a long time ago.

Think they need some new material.

[Kizzy]

Is sooty on holiday?

[Josy]

Hold on and I will check my crystal ball....





Only joking Kizzy I have no idea.

[Kizzy]

She usually posts in pyras remembrance thread everyday? :/
If you're bored you could start one of your great funny threads? ;)

[Josy]

She usually posts in pyras remembrance thread everyday? :/
If you're bored you could start one of your great funny threads? ;)

When did I say I was bored? I said up the page I was busy.

[Kizzy]

When did I say I was bored? I said up the page I was busy.

Ah yes, you said it looked a bit **** then :joker:

[Drew.]

UPKb9z4l7eM

[Marc]

What's this then. Drew explain yourself

[Drew.]

Can i take you're order

[Jake.]

Well well well

[Jake.]

I'm on drive-thru tonight actually :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Just driving through,hi everyone:xyxwave:

[Marc]

Can i take you're order

A pizza hut a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken..

[Kizzy]

Can I have an offal burger and some tumour nuggets please?
Supersize me.

[fingers]

I'm going to change all of my thread titles.

[King Gizzard]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar4233_83.gif

[Locke.]

Josy me and Novo have a question

[Locke.]

**** sake why can't I find any threads i'm looking for

[Novo]

be quiet Adam Hunt

[Josy]

What is it Locke?

Bear in mind I'm very pissed off atm since I just spent the past 3 hours removing a virus from my computer.

[King Gizzard]

josy

[Josy]

Nathan

[Novo]

how did you get a Virus?

[King Gizzard]

according to wikipedia duck dynasty gets more viewers than breaking bad

why is it that we are dissapointed when uk bb only gets 2m viewers when breaking bad averages 6m in a much bigger country

[Drew.]

A TIBB radio is needed

[Josy]

how did you get a Virus?

Dodgy email attachment, watch out for it btw if any of you are downloading torrents or music or that because the internet is rife with this one atm it's a ransomware Trojan and locks up the full computer.

according to wikipedia duck dynasty gets more viewers than breaking bad

why is it that we are dissapointed when uk bb only gets 2m viewers when breaking bad averages 6m in a much bigger country

I never knew that. Duck Dynasty is amazing though.

[King Gizzard]

unless i have got my ratings completely and breaking bad gets alot more than 6m...but i couldn't believe that considering how big USA is and how big breaking bad is

[MTVN]

Some of us are too smart to be fooled by viruses

[MTVN]

Don't they have like loads of 'main channels' in America though so the ratings are a lot more spread out

[King Gizzard]

don't really download anything now kick ass torrents went down

[Josy]

Some of us are too smart to be fooled by viruses

Yeah well..shut up.

And The Duck Dynasty ad says it's one of the most watched shows in America iirc.

[King Gizzard]

change your avatar josy

[Josy]

No way man

[Drew.]

At least change it to Riggins, the man himself

[Locke.]

unless i have got my ratings completely and breaking bad gets alot more than 6m...but i couldn't believe that considering how big USA is and how big breaking bad is

Breaking Bad is a cable show

[Josy]

Breaking Bad is a cable show

So what was the question?

[Locke.]

What question

[Josy]

Are you taking the piss? :laugh:

[Josy]

You are lucky I am in a good mood today

[Josy]

Josy me and Novo have a question

^^^^

[Locke.]

Oh, not too sure I have forgotten I'm afraid

[Josy]

You are pushing your luck here

[Josy]

What's your plans for the weekend Locke?

[Locke.]

Nothing really, went out last night so tonight I will just watch the Graham Norton Show and there is only international football over the weekend so I will probably just play GTA or something

[Locke.]

What about you Josy

[Josy]

Eurgh if there is any sort of football on at all then I wont be able to drag Stuart away from the tv so I will probably go shopping or something alone.

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/J0ItLhF.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/VvgRbl2.jpg

[Brother Leon]

GTA tonight,Purds?

[Locke.]

I'm on now, get on

[King Gizzard]

Have a nice date lads

[Brother Leon]

I'm on now, get on

Will be on at 11ish. Time for you to invite me to those high level missions lol

[MTVN]

Aw GTA friends :xyxwave:

[Drew.]

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/71326/1299221-thumbs_up.jpg

[Locke.]

I will be throwing Leon into the deep end with a game of Survival

[King Gizzard]

looks like i shall be playing music by myself

[Brother Leon]

Carrying Purdy and the team right about now.

[Novo]

you've been stuck in your flat since Since GTAV got released, how about you stop stinking the place out and grab yourself a shower and get a shave whilst your at it, you disgust me.

[Drew.]

you're doing a great job Leon

[00:41:20] David: ****ing leon
[00:41:24] David: he has robbed my body armour

[King Gizzard]

cause tonight baby

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/ASXGfNO.gif

[Novo]

Karl where are you? i need you to Worship this song with me

KDGMU6sdVBE

[Josy]

Toast & corned beef with onion and a cuppa for lunch :love:

I'm guessing all the lazy ***** that normally post in here are still in bed.

Typical of you lot tbh.

[Black Dagger]

I've been awake since half 12 tyvm.

[Josy]

Lucas you clearly just rolled out of bed and turned on your laptop :idc:

[King Gizzard]

i couldnt be bothered with anything today so had a big mac meal and 9 chicken nuggets on the side

[Drew.]

What to have for breakfast

[Black Dagger]

I've been watching tennis so this is clearly lies :hmph:

[King Gizzard]

not watching a second of it this year quote me

[King Gizzard]

xf

[MTVN]

Get the darts on instead

[Black Dagger]

I can't be bothered with that **** after Chissy cheated last night :bored:

[Novo]

Come on Wadester

[King Gizzard]

think i will just touch myself while watching susanna reid to be honest

[Drew.]

you can always watch Meerkats: Secrets of an Animal

[Novo]

i have noticed that nathan has a thing for busty brunette milfs, it's his specialist field.

[Brother Leon]

Epic play by Purdy and or course myself. ****ing hillbillies are no match for us.

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/921b18cd78e53ca5fda36b2e24ba746c/tumblr_mgxeeuqHEM1s2pt0wo1_400.gif

[MTVN]

They probably haven't stopped playing since this time yesterday

[Ramsay]

Karl where are you? i need you to Worship this song with me

KDGMU6sdVBE

ah, excellent!

[Locke.]

We have completed all 10 waves with no effort at all, Josy would be proud

[Drew.]

388409874205663232

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/ki8BG9R.jpg

[Drew.]

i have another 250 songs to rename on itunes and then i can

[Novo]

Someone find out what time the Boxing starts

[King Gizzard]

well coverage starts at 1:30 but if you're on about bradley that probably wont start till like 3.30-4

[King Gizzard]

Vasyl Lomachenko on the undercard I think

[Novo]

Ah yes, good stuff, may as well stay up all night and make it a Boxing and F1 double in that case

[Jake.]

Friends are useless

[King Gizzard]

yep

[Josy]

Well then

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/mH5NYau.png

[Josy]

Great pic

[Novo]

everything about Sesame Street is annoying, i wanted to strangle Bid Bird when i was little, i did like Elmo though

[Novo]

and Beaker

[Josy]

Think I need to learn to say no to my nephews, one of them sent me a message asking could he get picked up he is staying over next weekend then sent another message saying he told his brother so he's just going to come too then I just got another message saying his brother told his cousin (another of my nephews) and now he is asking too.

This means I have 3 nephews 15, 17 and 19 all here on the one weekend, lets hope theres plenty of sport on tv to keep them all quiet.

[Drew.]

I am never doing that again, 2 hours to re name all my songs on iTunes

[Novo]

i hate having people at mine for ages even my friends i just tell them to **** off after a bit if they linger on, well a bit more polite then that but you get the drift

[MTVN]

More of a "would you mind leaving dear chum" is it

[Novo]

" please depart Sir "

i prefer

[MTVN]

If I was to put money on this boxing tonight how would I bet?

[Novo]

Bradley Round 6-12 Knockout 10/1

Quick!!!!

[MTVN]

Best I could get on skybet was Bradley in round 7-12 at 10/1, this had better pay out now

[Novo]

Yeah that is your winner

[Josy]

Wtf are you 2 doing awake at this time

[MTVN]

Could ask you the same question, there is some important business being dealt with here

[Josy]

I have spent the best part of 2 hours drawing some spider webs, there is no business more important than that you know.

[MTVN]

Always on the job you eh Josy, I used to be pretty good at drawing spider webs if you fancy employing me for a bit

[Novo]

you have better things to do like win Money on your Mentor's advice, leave the Spider Webs til later

[Josy]

You would be a terrible employee Matt, always skiving on the job you are.

Anyway time for bed, night.

[MTVN]

Not really sure why I've taken your advice actually Novo when so many of your bets have gone wrong before

[MTVN]

You would be a terrible employee Matt, always skiving on the job you are.

Anyway time for bed, night.

Well that's what a guy gets for lending a helping hand, what an absolute bloody disgrace

[Novo]

my bets have all been right recently and Bradley will knock him out in the later rounds i am sure

[MTVN]

Bradley looking good, this looks hopeful

[Novo]

this bet is in the bag

[Drew.]

Well this is very 1 sided

[MTVN]

Right then here we go

[MTVN]

there will be no knockout in this

[Novo]

your right, best count your losses and try again next time

[MTVN]

Bloody hell, I invested everything I've got in this

[Drew.]

Bradley with the KO coming right up

[Drew.]

So close

[MTVN]

****s sake Bradley

[Novo]

it's all gone slightly pear shaped

[MTVN]

These boxing judges can be a bit dodgy can't they

[Drew.]

Never trust a boxing judge, Khan will tell you that

[Novo]

heard Ricky Burns loves them though

[Novo]

anyway time to regroup for the Japan GP in half an hour, Kimi at 33/1 and Hamilton at 14/1 will do me

[Josy]

my bets have all been right recently and Bradley will knock him out in the later rounds i am sure

there will be no knockout in this

your right, best count your losses and try again next time

Bloody hell, I invested everything I've got in this

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Drew.]

anyway time to regroup for the Japan GP in half an hour, Kimi at 33/1 and Hamilton at 14/1 will do me

What on earth were you thinking

[Josy]

No point talking to him Drew that lazy **** will no doubt be in his bunk beds until 8pm tonight

[King Gizzard]

No point talking to him Drew that lazy **** will no doubt be in his bunk beds until 8pm tonight
http://i.imgur.com/mNH0ceW.png

[Josy]

That's that guy in the music videos you play isn't it?

[King Gizzard]

that's my dad merv

[Brother Leon]

Good ol' Shaun running out as a sacrifice as me and Purdy hide in a dumpster.

[Locke.]

Someone get Raph on here quickly

[Jake.]

Someone get Raph on here quickly

He's still stranded at the BOTS studio unfortunately

[Brother Leon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWiqqDUCQAIE3Tt.jpg

[Novo]

shout! shout! let it all out! Leon is the thing i could do without.

[Drew.]

Andy have you received any of my messages on Xbox?

[Ramsay]

so much deja vu has been happening to me today
i feel like i'm stuck in some sort of alternative universe
been watching too much fringe for sure

[Novo]

Andy have you received any of my messages on Xbox?

Yes, i have forwarded them to the Police.

[Drew.]

Yes, i have forwarded them to the Police.

that wont stop me

[Novo]

disturbing me whilst i was on an important mission is a serious crime

[Drew.]

i will cause you to fail a mission soon

[King Gizzard]

plug

[Brother Leon]

Maybe tomorrow. Got 9am start tomorrow which means I have to be in bed by 3ish.

[Drew.]

Will probably be on the computer in the next hour if you're still on plug

[King Gizzard]

it's not even loading

[King Gizzard]

now it is

[King Gizzard]

I am having a mid life crisis

[MTVN]

Have you considered buying a new car?

[King Gizzard]

i can't drive

[MTVN]

Maybe a new bicycle then

[King Gizzard]

Think I am going to sell everything I own and ride off into the sunset

[Josy]

Andy have you received any of my messages on Xbox?

Yes, i have forwarded them to the Police.

:joker::joker:

[Josy]

Nathan before you ride into the sunset I think you should take all the ai and eps vector files I have created over the weekend paste them into photoshop, save them as layers, name the layers, greyscale them all then save as .psds then take the files I created in inkscape import them into illustrator send them to photoshop and save all them too, chop chop.

I reckon you will be finished for about 6am.

Thanks

[King Gizzard]

Nathan before you ride into the sunset I think you should take all the ai and eps vector files I have created over the weekend paste them into photoshop, save them as layers, name the layers, greyscale them all then save as .psds then take the files I created in inkscape import them into illustrator send them to photoshop and save all them too, chop chop.

I reckon you will be finished for about 6am.

Thanks

http://i.imgur.com/mtlnSd4.gif

[Drew.]

Chop chop Nathan

[Josy]

:laugh: That gif

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/q5bU2Vz.png

Nice of Frederic Piqiuonne to join us