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LikeABoatOnWater
26-06-2013, 02:16 AM
How the **** does that work?

Also, hate to say it but I burst out laughing at "but Charlie was impressionable".
I can just imagine it now, "wow grandma im so impressed at how you died, im gonna do that too".

swinearefine
26-06-2013, 02:18 AM
Quote of the night :joker:

the truth
26-06-2013, 02:55 AM
I presume she meant the horror of her grand mothers death made an impression on her i.e. scared the heck out of her....talk about an inappropriate way of discussing such a morbid topic......it was like a monty python "ive had a harder life than you" sketch without any of the humour or irony....they disgraced themselves

LikeABoatOnWater
26-06-2013, 03:04 AM
I presume she meant the horror of her grand mothers death made an impression on her i.e. scared the heck out of her....talk about an inappropriate way of discussing such a morbid topic

I don't know, I always understood impressionable to mean more along the lines of, monkey see monkey do.

......it was like a monty python "ive had a harder life than you" sketch without any of the humour or irony....they disgraced themselves

Couldn't agree more, definitely one of the worst conversation you can get your self into, ive seen this type of conversation many a time, never ends well, and everyone involved just looks stupid for wearing there hardships as a badge of honour.

JTM45
26-06-2013, 04:37 AM
Although i can totally see why Jackie would jump in to defend Charlie she didn't need to come out with the Grandmother thing or the ovary thing either. All she had to say was "yeah, my daughter does speak before she thinks sometimes but we're all different and have different ways of handling situations and none of us are perfect" and when Jemima started telling Jackie that she shouldn't defend Charlie all the time she should have just kept it to "she's my daughter and it's my natural instinct as a mother to look out for her.......BIATCH FACE!!!"

Jemima's ridiculous rant seemed like just another one of her desperate attempts to direct everyone's attention her way! The stupid, needy witch.

Cherie
26-06-2013, 06:39 AM
Did she topple over on top of Charlie and die, I'm really intrigued how that happened, or maybe they were in a car accident or something, Jackie needs to tell us the full story here.

thesheriff443
26-06-2013, 06:41 AM
Did she topple over on top of Charlie and die, I'm really intrigued how that happened, or maybe they were in a car accident or something, Jackie needs to tell us the full story here.

as long as its not sex based I don't care!:shocked:

Cherie
26-06-2013, 06:43 AM
as long as its not sex based I don't care!:shocked:

:joker: it didn't sound right the way Jackie put it, but i think we can safely say it is not.

JTM45
26-06-2013, 06:46 AM
My guess would be a stroke (a non sex based stroke!:nono:) or a heart attack or something, Charlie rushes in to hold wobbly/fainty looking grandparent, grandparent falls on Charlie and dies!:bawling:
I could be completely barking up the wrong tree but that's what came to mind instantly for me.

Cherie
26-06-2013, 06:52 AM
My guess would be a stroke (a non sex based stroke!:nono:) or a heart attack or something, Charlie rushes in to hold wobbly/fainty looking grandparent, grandparent falls on Charlie and dies!:bawling:
I could be completely barking up the wrong tree but that's what came to mind instantly for me.

Yes probably, it was just the way she put it, I have heard of "he/she died in my arms", but "died on top of her" was almost comical in a black humour sort of way.

thesheriff443
26-06-2013, 06:57 AM
Yes probably, it was just the way she put it, I have heard of "he/she died in my arms", but "died on top of her" was almost comical in a black humour sort of way.

whats that game called where you have to put your hands and feet on different circles?, may her gran was desperate to win!

joe199998293
26-06-2013, 07:01 AM
whats that game called where you have to put your hands and feet on different circles?, may her gran was desperate to win!

Twister? :joker:

thesheriff443
26-06-2013, 07:02 AM
Twister? :joker:

that's the one:xyxwave:

Marc
26-06-2013, 07:03 AM
She fell off a roof and landed on Charlie

thesheriff443
26-06-2013, 07:23 AM
She fell off a roof and landed on Charlie

she fell off her unicycle while riding on the high wire

Cherie
26-06-2013, 07:28 AM
the mind boggles really:joker:

thesheriff443
26-06-2013, 07:30 AM
she fell from flight 5654645 from lagos

CaudleHalbard
26-06-2013, 07:34 AM
Grandma was showing off walking on the rail of the balcony of her old people's home..... and slipped! :D

Daffodil
26-06-2013, 08:00 AM
I thought it was very uncalled for for Jackie to mention Charlie's health problem. That is confidential surely.

GypsyGoth
26-06-2013, 08:02 AM
whats that game called where you have to put your hands and feet on different circles?, may her gran was desperate to win!

:laugh2:

I thought it was very uncalled for for Jackie to mention Charlie's health problem. That is confidential surely.

I think it's a mom's jobs to embarrass their daughter, so Jackie's allowed to say those types of things.

Me. I Am Salman
26-06-2013, 08:38 AM
whats that game called where you have to put your hands and feet on different circles?, may her gran was desperate to win!

:joker:

Sophster
26-06-2013, 08:58 AM
It seemed really pathetic arguing about whose had the most hardship. And to be honest Jemima, don't insult Charlie to her mum because that's never going to end well.

armand.kay
26-06-2013, 09:01 AM
whats that game called where you have to put your hands and feet on different circles?, may her gran was desperate to win!
:laugh3:

armand.kay
26-06-2013, 09:08 AM
I found it hilarious when jem was screaming "MY DAUGHER DIED IM MY ARMS...."over anything anyone said, only to end up her daughter is still alive :laugh:

Dash Darington
26-06-2013, 10:03 AM
Charlie should have known her grandma was too old for a wrestling match.

aman201
26-06-2013, 12:58 PM
She fell off a roof and landed on Charlie

lol.

aman201
26-06-2013, 01:00 PM
I found it hilarious when jem was screaming "MY DAUGHER DIED IM MY ARMS...."over anything anyone said, only to end up her daughter is still alive :laugh:

"My daughter died!"

"She stopped breathing...i resuscitated her"