Is Hazel Trying To Convert Dan?

[Daffodil]

I get the impression Hazel thinks she can. Silly girl! :bawling:

[Vanessa]

I get the impression Hazel thinks she can. Silly girl! :bawling:

:joker: She wishes!

[smeagol]

convert him to what though? devil worshiping or not being a twat lol

[Marc]

Being straight?

[armand.kay]

Lmaoo she'd convert me tbh.

[GiRTh]

If anyone could convert a gay man Hazel could. Nah she's seems like one of those girls who has a lot of gay friends.

[fruit_cake]

the position they're sleeping in in that clip posted by Karezza is just way more than friendship

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mfevRGPt-c

[Benjamin]

You are kidding, right? I get more than cosy with my female friends, I also kiss them (when drunk and dancing at a club to keep the other guys away), play with their boobs (I'm not some weird pervert btw). Some females have a tendency to get very comfortable with gay men because the expectation of any sexual interaction isn't there but they can get the comfort bit.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I don't get the Dan and Hazel claims this year.. so ridiculous

[joeysteele]

No she just more than likely knows she is safe with him and that he isn't just interested in her for her looks and/ or maybe anything else.

[Chuckyegg]

Cheap

[mizzy25]

no definitely not.

[Cherie]

You are kidding, right? I get more than cosy with my female friends, I also kiss them (when drunk and dancing at a club to keep the other guys away), play with their boobs (I'm not some weird pervert btw). Some females have a tendency to get very comfortable with gay men because the expectation of any sexual interaction isn't there but they can get the comfort bit.

Precisely.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I reckon there could be a kiss or something yeah (think Alex and Tom BB12).

They have so much chemistry and don't forget Dan has had sex with women.

[sampvt]

Secrets and lies eh......Maybe there is something more about these two on the outside world. They do seem very cosy don't they. As for converting him, I think its more a case of the little girl finding the alpha males company convenient and she may be using him as a shield.

[alex_front2]

If anyone could convert a gay man Hazel could. Nah she's seems like one of those girls who has a lot of gay friends.

erm that doesn't make sense. A gay man won't find Hazel any sexier/ shaggable than Wolfie or Sophie.:joker:

[Kizzy]

I agree with ben I think it's a guy she can get close to without the threat of anything sexual happening.

[Niamh.]

I think their relationship is cute, it must be nice to have someone that you feel so close to in there

[GiRTh]

erm that doesn't make sense. A gay man won't find Hazel any sexier/ shaggable than Wolfie or Sophie.:joker:I know.:joker:

[alex_front2]

I love the fact that a gay bloke isn't going to want to shag Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls any more than he'd want to shag me!! And they are top supermodels!

[Niamh.]

I love the fact that a gay bloke isn't going to want to shag Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls any more than he'd want to shag me!! And they are top supermodels!

I don't know about that tbh. I'm straight but if in a hypothetical life or death situation (lol) where someone said I had to sleep with a woman or die or whatever :laugh: and I had a choice between Wolfy or Hazel, I'd choose Hazel because she's more attractive.

[alex_front2]

I don't know about that tbh. I'm straight but if in a hypothetical life or death situation (lol) where someone said I had to sleep with a woman or die or whatever :laugh: and I had a choice between Wolfy or Hazel, I'd choose Hazel because she's more attractive.

Come out of the closet already! I'll even buy your subscription to Diva mag!! :joker:

[Niamh.]

Come out of the closet already! I'll even buy your subscription to Diva mag!! :joker:

:laugh2:

It's true though, I bet any gay man would choose the better looking girl if they had to sleep with a girl

[alex_front2]

:laugh2:

It's true though, I bet any gay man would choose the better looking girl if they had to sleep with a girl

Nope, i think a gay man would rather eat his own excrement than sleep with ANY female supermodel or...Wolfy :joker: Gay men seem to have the most solid of sexualities. Too many 'straight men' sleep with men, lesbians are so flakey (half of them sleep with men from what I can see) and straight women often experiment with females. When a gay man says he's gay, he means it :joker:

[HBB1508]

I personally think it's more to do with Hazel spotting another like minded manipulator in the house and siding with him to make quite a forceful pairing.

[alex_front2]

Having said all this, I see more sexual chemistry between these 2 than between Charlie and Callum

[Niamh.]

Having said all this, I see more sexual chemistry between these 2 than between Charlie and Callum

:laugh2:

[Scream]

I think they like each other and Dan wants to ******* her so hard right now but he can't because he's remembering that he's gay and has a boyfriend.

[alex_front2]

I think they like each other and Dan wants to ******* her so hard right now but he can't because he's remembering that he's gay and has a boyfriend.

I bet you are a straight guy.

I think you'll find, if either of them wanted to shag the other it would be Hazel wanting Dan...

[Black Dagger]

Can people stop trying to make them happen, he likes dick and has a boyfriend.

We can't be 'converted' it's just ignorant.

[Scream]

Can people stop trying to make them happen, he likes dick and has a boyfriend.

We can't be 'converted' it's just ignorant.

but...but...but...it happened on Coronation street :bawling:

[Niamh.]

I bet you are a straight guy.

I think you'll find, if either of them wanted to shag the other it would be Hazel wanting Dan...

Obviously since she's straight :laugh:

[alex_front2]

Well if she does, she's wasting her time.

[alex_front2]

but...but...but...it happened on Coronation street :bawling:

Doesn't happen in reality, really. It's more other way ie straight men sleeping with transsexuals and rent boys. :joker:

[smeagol]

how gay is dan though.
he has a kid he couldn't name when he became gay he just said he dated girls as you do. he was very vague about it all.
him and hazel isnt totally out of the question. as isnt it meant to be who you fall for not who they are.
personally though i think hazel wishes he was straight and he isnt interested obviously.

[alex_front2]

how gay is dan though.
he has a kid he couldn't name when he became gay he just said he dated girls as you do. he was very vague about it all.
him and hazel isnt totally out of the question. as isnt it meant to be who you fall for not who they are.
personally though i think hazel wishes he was straight and he isnt interested obviously.

Dan id's as gay not bisexual despite the fact he admits to sleeping with quite a lot of females before coming out at 23.

To be fair my gay male cousin's ex-boyfriend used to be a womaniser - slept with about 200 women (he's had 4 kids by 3 different women) and is gay and has never looked back

[rionablue]

I personally think it's more to do with Hazel spotting another like minded manipulator in the house and siding with him to make quite a forceful pairing.

Umm when the hell has Hazel manipulated anyone or anything. I for one havent seen it

[rionablue]

I think Hazel and Dan have a connection but I dont think its intensely sexual. They like each other. They look good together( their kids would be gorgeous if thing were different) Its nice for any housemate to have a best friend to turn to and therefore the best of luck to both of the. They are great housemates love them or hate them

[Scream]

Doesn't happen in reality, really. It's more other way ie straight men sleeping with transsexuals and rent boys. :joker:

:joker:

I'm just hoping that Dan tries to kiss her and she turns him down. Would make my life complete :)

[HBB1508]

Umm when the hell has Hazel manipulated anyone or anything. I for one havent seen it

I thought her behaviour towards Charlie after the tiff was quite manipulative and showed that she could be that way inclined, but is sitting back and letting Dan make himself look bad for now.

[Niamh.]

I thought her behaviour towards Charlie after the tiff was quite manipulative and showed that she could be that way inclined, but is sitting back and letting Dan make himself look bad for now.

How so? I thought she handled that situation pretty well actually, she basically just kept out of her way till she was ready to move on with Charlie :conf:

[HBB1508]

How so? I thought she handled that situation pretty well actually, she basically just kept out of her way till she was ready to move on with Charlie :conf:

It was the way she called Charlie over for a cuddle rather than her going over to cuddle Charlie, given how upset Charlie was - just my opinion :)

[Niamh.]

It was the way she called Charlie over for a cuddle rather than her going over to cuddle Charlie, given how upset Charlie was - just my opinion :)

lol I don't really see that as being manipulative but ok :laugh:

[Marcus.]

no

[HBB1508]

lol I don't really see that as being manipulative but ok :laugh:

Maybe I'm just an old cynic at heart!!!

[Niamh.]

Maybe I'm just an old cynic at heart!!!

hhmmm I understand Charlie was upset but Hazel was too, it was a really horrible thing to say to someone (whether she meant it to come out like that or not)

[HBB1508]

hhmmm I understand Charlie was upset but Hazel was too, it was a really horrible thing to say to someone (whether she meant it to come out like that or not)

It was a particularly crass thing to say - I had to rewind a couple of times to make sure I had heard it right, then Charlie banging on with her apology in front of everyone digging a deeper pit for herself didn't help and Hazel had every right to be upset, but I think if she was prepared to cuddle and make up she maybe should have done it without Dan hanging around as I have the feeling he will use that against Charlie at a later date when it suits him. So maybe I see Hazel as a manipulator by association!!!!

[Niamh.]

It was a particularly crass thing to say - I had to rewind a couple of times to make sure I had heard it right, then Charlie banging on with her apology in front of everyone digging a deeper pit for herself didn't help and Hazel had every right to be upset, but I think if she was prepared to cuddle and make up she maybe should have done it without Dan hanging around as I have the feeling he will use that against Charlie at a later date when it suits him. So maybe I see Hazel as a manipulator by association!!!!

mmm I can't quite make my mind up on Dan yet

[sampvt]

The question is whether Dan is really gay or is he acting. Does he have a boyfriend or has he decided to play the game and do a Rylan or Brian just for the house. He certainly has the same type of gameplan as Brian and like Brian he is a bit of a flirt or babe magnet. You never know, like every good snooker player he may prefer the pink over the brown but might need to pot the brown to gain position.

[HBB1508]

mmm I can't quite make my mind up on Dan yet

Dan was my favourite on launch night but he has done himself no favours jumping into arguments and getting paranoid trying to out think BB - I find him quite irritating now and I don't like him going around sowing seeds in people's heads about who to nominate.

[Niamh.]

The question is whether Dan is really gay or is he acting. Does he have a boyfriend or has he decided to play the game and do a Rylan or Brian just for the house. He certainly has the same type of gameplan as Brian and like Brian he is a bit of a flirt or babe magnet. You never know, like every good snooker player he may prefer the pink over the brown but might need to pot the brown to gain position.

Brian was a much funnier and likeable HM though imo

Dan was my favourite on launch night but he has done himself no favours jumping into arguments and getting paranoid trying to out think BB - I find him quite irritating now and I don't like him going around sowing seeds in people's heads about who to nominate.

Yeah, I see that but at the same time I do find myself agreeing with him alot :laugh:

[fruit_cake]

Hazel's used to getting what she wants, I think there's a little less interest from Dan.

[alex_front2]

:joker:

I'm just hoping that Dan tries to kiss her and she turns him down. Would make my life complete :)

I am really going to assume you are a straight bloke.

Love how so many straight guys can't accept that gay guys don't fancy good looking women. Dan could be in a room with the hottest 100 women you have selected all willing to shag him. He would turn them all down.

Don't get mad. Dan, like Jack and all gay guys I guess, lives in a world where the hottest women on the planet could pull down their knickers and invite him for some crazy hot sex and he'd say 'Sorry love, not tonight not ever Josephine, I just don't fancy you.' :joker::joker::joker:

Although I vaguely feel that Hazel would kiss Dan if she could. She would relish the power to convert him a bit. She says she has gay pals but they are probably less good looking, less 'sexy' and even camper than Dan. Dan's quite camp but there are way camper gay guys out there. He can have a masculine edge, being a father somehow does make him seem less gay even though gay men can be dads as he did it the hetero way and he's way more dominant and alpha than hetero men Daley, Callum and Sam. The way he interrogated tore into stammering wreck PR man Dexter was shocking. And as a fairly successful policeman (given his age he had a high position) he's encountered some nasty characters, rapists, gangland overlords, ruthless drug dealers, urban gang members and of course peadophiles and he's probably made them cry.

Most of the men in the house have at least acknowledged that Dan in the leader (Dexter complimenting Dan on HL show a few days ago, Callum saying Dan is the leader, Daley admitting he's not the leader in the house etc)

[alex_front2]

Brian was a much funnier and likeable HM though imo



Brian D is soo asexual. I can never image him to have a sex life. With Dan I can. Even before he switched to men. Dan could still pull more women than most straight men could too. Weirdly enough.

And to reiterate to all the straight men. Dan doesn't fancy Hazel. Accept it.:joker:

[alex_front2]

It was the way she called Charlie over for a cuddle rather than her going over to cuddle Charlie, given how upset Charlie was - just my opinion :)

Yep agree. hazel was probably genuinely upset but decided to manipulate the situation to her own advantage. Just the day before the men in house were saying how sexy Charlie was. Can't have been good for model Hazel's ego. So she slagged CHarlie off to Dan and twins. Before seeming reasonable in making Charlie hug her and controlling the situation.

[Niamh.]

Brian D is soo asexual. I can never image him to have a sex life. With Dan I can. Even before he switched to men. Dan could still pull more women than most straight men could too. Weirdly enough.

And to reiterate to all the straight men. Dan doesn't fancy Hazel. Accept it.:joker:

Awww leave my lovely Brian alone :nono:

[alex_front2]

Awww leave my lovely Brian alone :nono:

But it's sort of true with camp gay guys.

Dan is 5/10 camp. I could just about see Dan as a camp straight bloke if I was told he was hetero.
Brian is 10/10 camp and more gay gay gay but without a sex drive. He loves to swoon over men but not have sex.


You may not like Brian if he was less camp. I've notice women love gay men who are camp, asexual and non-threatening. The more a gay man appears to be 'straight-acting'* the more confusing it is for women. Imaging theres a guy you really fancy, good looking, sexy, masculine and assertive. He's into football and sport and typically hetero guy stuff rather than gossip and shopping. Then boom you find out he's gay, but he's still masculine to you and sexy. Confusing. He's not 'lovely' or cute, he's hot but you can't have him. Although Dan isn't too blokey he's more masculine than Jack and Brian and I think Hazel wouldn't be adverse to some kissing but it's never gonna happen,




*I know many gays find this term offensive but many gays use it

[Niamh.]

But it's sort of true with camp gay guys.

Dan is 5/10 camp. I could just about see Dan as a camp straight bloke if I was told he was hetero.
Brian is 10/10 camp and more gay gay gay but without a sex drive. He loves to swoon over men but not have sex.


You may not like Brian if he was less camp. I've notice women love gay men who are camp, asexual and non-threatening. The more a gay man appears to be 'straight-acting'* the more confusing it is for women. Imaging theres a guy you really fancy, good looking, sexy, masculine and assertive. He's into football and sport and typically hetero guy stuff rather than gossip and shopping. Then boom you find out he's gay, but he's still masculine to you and sexy. Confusing. He's not 'lovely' or cute, he's hot but you can't have him. Although Dan isn't too blokey he's more masculine than Jack and Brian and I think Hazel wouldn't be adverse to some kissing but it's never gonna happen,




*I know many gays find this term offensive but many gays use it


I don't believe that. There was plenty of very camp gay guys in there all through the years that I didn't like at all. The main thing I loved about Brian in BB2 was his sense of humour, alot of times I would actually be crying with laughter while watching him. My liking him as a HM had nothing to do with his sexual preference

[alex_front2]

I don't believe that. There was plenty of very camp gay guys in there all through the years that I didn't like at all. The main thing I loved about Brian in BB2 was his sense of humour, alot of times I would actually be crying with laughter while watching him. My liking him as a HM had nothing to do with his sexual preference

But what if a gay male HM was not camp or effeminate but a really blokey guy eg BB5 Victor or BB12 Jay McKray?

Brian's humour was bound up in the fact he was gay. Most camp and effeminate blokes are gay, not all but I suspect 99% are. Brian Dowling was never going to be heterosexual!

[Niamh.]

But what if a gay male HM was not camp or effeminate but a really blokey guy eg BB5 Victor or BB12 Jay McKray?

Brian's humour was bound up in the fact he was gay. Most camp and effeminate blokes are gay, not all but I suspect 99% are. Brian Dowling was never going to be heterosexual!

What about it? Victor was one of my favourite HMs of all time as well, i don't see what difference it would have made if he liked men?

[rionablue]

I thought her behaviour towards Charlie after the tiff was quite manipulative and showed that she could be that way inclined, but is sitting back and letting Dan make himself look bad for now.

What Charlie said really hurt Hazel. Nobody wants to be asked if ur boyfriend committed suicide because you broke up with him. I like Charlie and I know she didnt mean it but I thought Hazel handled it well compared to alot of housemates who would have started a row and berrated Charlie for what she said. Hazel let some time elapse spoke to her closest friends there about how she felt but in no way said that Charlie was a bitch or anything then she asked for a hug. If you notice on the highlights shows since then Hazel and Charlie are together alot

[Nedusa]

The question is whether Dan is really gay or is he acting. Does he have a boyfriend or has he decided to play the game and do a Rylan or Brian just for the house. He certainly has the same type of gameplan as Brian and like Brian he is a bit of a flirt or babe magnet. You never know, like every good snooker player he may prefer the pink over the brown but might need to pot the brown to gain position.

I have to say the kind of looks he has been giving Hazel recently make me struggle to accept he's Gay. he looks at her longingly and lustfully a look he gives no one else in the house. He has not even tried to flirt with any of the other men even for fun (I know he is the only gay in the villiage , sorry House)

Perhaps he is playing the biggest game of all trying to get the gay vote, perhaps BB should put another overtly gay person into the house, shake it up a bit ??

[Vanessa]

I have to say the kind of looks he has been giving Hazel recently make me struggle to accept he's Gay. he looks at her longingly and lustfully a look he gives no one else in the house. He has not even tried to flirt with any of the other men even for fun (I know he is the only gay in the villiage , sorry House)

Perhaps he is playing the biggest game of all trying to get the gay vote, perhaps BB should put another overtly gay person into the house, shake it up a bit ??

Maybe he's bisexual ? :suspect:

[Nedusa]

Maybe he's bisexual ? :suspect:

Maybe he's Trisexual.......!!!!

[Vanessa]

Maybe he's Trisexual.......!!!!

Could be! :joker: Some people are!

[Marcus.]

we never know

[rionablue]

Yep agree. hazel was probably genuinely upset but decided to manipulate the situation to her own advantage. Just the day before the men in house were saying how sexy Charlie was. Can't have been good for model Hazel's ego. So she slagged CHarlie off to Dan and twins. Before seeming reasonable in making Charlie hug her and controlling the situation.

I really dont see how you could say that. Hazel has no reason to be jealous of Charlie. She has no sexual interest in any of the guys and just has a good friendship with Dan. Hazel and Charlie have become quite close. They are both stunning girls with a different look and I see nothing whatsover to indicate that one would be jealous of the other.

[Niamh.]

I really dont see how you could say that. Hazel has no reason to be jealous of Charlie. She has no sexual interest in any of the guys and just has a good friendship with Dan. Hazel and Charlie have become quite close. They are both stunning girls with a different look and I see nothing whatsover to indicate that one would be jealous of the other.

Yeah, I agree. It seems it's the standard reason used though for anytime two good looking girls have some sort of friction or don't get on

[alex_front2]

I have to say the kind of looks he has been giving Hazel recently make me struggle to accept he's Gay. he looks at her longingly and lustfully a look he gives no one else in the house. He has not even tried to flirt with any of the other men even for fun (I know he is the only gay in the villiage , sorry House)

Perhaps he is playing the biggest game of all trying to get the gay vote, perhaps BB should put another overtly gay person into the house, shake it up a bit ??

Jack is gay.

No, he looks at Hazel like a sister. He does not fancy her. If anything it's her looking at him.

[alex_front2]

I really dont see how you could say that. Hazel has no reason to be jealous of Charlie. She has no sexual interest in any of the guys and just has a good friendship with Dan. Hazel and Charlie have become quite close. They are both stunning girls with a different look and I see nothing whatsover to indicate that one would be jealous of the other.

Hazel doesn't fancy the men (maybe Dan) but she doesn't like the fact that they give Charlie attention.

[Niamh.]

Hazel doesn't fancy the men (maybe Dan) but she doesn't like the fact that they give Charlie attention.

You jumped to that conclusion because she's a good looking girl? Only an insecure person would be jealous of someone for that reason and one thing hazel definitely does not come across as, is insecure

[Nedusa]

Jack is gay.

No, he looks at Hazel like a sister. He does not fancy her. If anything it's her looking at him.

Jack is Gay ??........ Is Joe Gay too

I never knew this, they dont look particularly Gay, I mean with those hips..C'mon Pleeeeseee !!!!

[Niamh.]

Jack is Gay ??........ Is Joe Gay too

I never knew this, they dont look particularly Gay, I mean with those hips..C'mon Pleeeeseee !!!!

No only one of them is gay

[Nedusa]

No only one of them is gay

Really.......that sounds a bit weird !!!!:conf:

[alex_front2]

You jumped to that conclusion because she's a good looking girl? Only an insecure person would be jealous of someone for that reason and one thing hazel definitely does not come across as, is insecure

She's aware that after 13 series being jealous and insecure female is not a good trait with (female viewers) :joker:

[Niamh.]

Really.......that sounds a bit weird !!!!:conf:

Why? They're two separate people :laugh:

[alex_front2]

Really.......that sounds a bit weird !!!!:conf:

The one who had his head shaved is gay ie Jack. He's slightly fatter. I actually prefer Joe, he's more funny and slightly less moany.

[Vanessa]

Yes, twins have different personalities. I know, because I have a twin sister as well. :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Yes, twins have different personalities. I know, because I have a twin sister as well. :hugesmile:

Oh do you vanessa? I never knew that

[Vanessa]

Oh do you vanessa? I never knew that

We're not identical, but we were born on the same day.

[anne666]

I bet you are a straight guy.

I think you'll find, if either of them wanted to shag the other it would be Hazel wanting Dan... I agree she seriously fancies him IMO

[anne666]

The one who had his head shaved is gay ie Jack. He's slightly fatter. I actually prefer Joe, he's more funny and slightly less moany.
Slightly by a narrow margin. What a tedious boring pair of brats

[alex_front2]

I agree she seriously fancies him IMO

Yep, she likes cuddling up to him. Sure he's camp but he's good looking can be authoritative and dominant when he needs to be (more than Callum Sam or Daley) and treats her as a human equal not just as a bimbo model.

Need to bring in a hetero alpha male to break this nonsense up imo

[sampvt]

I don't profess to know the inner workings of gay men but if he does not fancy her because she is a straight woman, could it be different if she was a lesbian. ????????

[alex_front2]

I don't profess to know the inner workings of gay men but if he does not fancy her because she is a straight woman, could it be different if she was a lesbian. ????????

Maybe, lesbians always seem flakier in their sexuality imo. For example I can see BB11 lesbian* Shabby getting married to a middle class man for some reason in a years time.

[anne666]

Yep, she likes cuddling up to him. Sure he's camp but he's good looking can be authoritative and dominant when he needs to be (more than Callum Sam or Daley) and treats her as a human equal not just as a bimbo model.

Need to bring in a hetero alpha male to break this nonsense up imo

Yes the house is sadly lacking in that department

[anne666]

I don't profess to know the inner workings of gay men but if he does not fancy her because she is a straight woman, could it be different if she was a lesbian. ????????
NO?? What?? Is a lesbian a man then? LOL. He is GAY he likes men. OK. You cracked me up with that comment. LOL

[sampvt]

NO?? What?? Is a lesbian a man then? LOL. He is GAY he likes men. OK. You cracked me up with that comment. LOL

It gets better. I think I have it.....Dan thinks he is gay but he is all hyped up with raging hormones and the only gay guy in there is fat and has a weird hairdo so he is thinking of reverting back to being straight till the show ends.

Hazel is in the same position as she has decided she is a lesbian and the only other lesbian in the house is a sumo wrestler that talks to bugs so she is aiming for Dan. They both think they are something else due to the fact that BB is starving them all and the paranoia is freaking everyone out.

Before the show ends, Sam will get his hearing back, Jackie will get a hair cut and realise she is not Charlies mum because she was found on the doorstop, Charlie wont feel too bad about her gran, who isn't her gran, dying on her, Dexter will fall for Sophie who is only in there so she can loose weight and Callum will fall in love with Daley because he will have a breakdown and fall into callums arms. Did I miss anyone out, oh yes the twins, well they decide to eat eachother and Wolfie will be carted off to the funny farm only to appear next year as Rylans replacement.

If you think my analogy is weird, that's nothing compared to the conspiracy theories going round this house. It should be renamed the funny farm as its not making any sense this year.

[anne666]

It gets better. I think I have it.....Dan thinks he is gay but he is all hyped up with raging hormones and the only gay guy in there is fat and has a weird hairdo so he is thinking of reverting back to being straight till the show ends.

Hazel is in the same position as she has decided she is a lesbian and the only other lesbian in the house is a sumo wrestler that talks to bugs so she is aiming for Dan. They both think they are something else due to the fact that BB is starving them all and the paranoia is freaking everyone out.

Before the show ends, Sam will get his hearing back, Jackie will get a hair cut and realise she is not Charlies mum because she was found on the doorstop, Charlie wont feel too bad about her gran, who isn't her gran, dying on her, Dexter will fall for Sophie who is only in there so she can loose weight and Callum will fall in love with Daley because he will have a breakdown and fall into callums arms. Did I miss anyone out, oh yes the twins, well they decide to eat eachother and Wolfie will be carted off to the funny farm only to appear next year as Rylans replacement.

If you think my analogy is weird, that's nothing compared to the conspiracy theories going round this house. It should be renamed the funny farm as its not making any sense this year.
:dance::elephant::joker::joker::joker: Yes you do crack me up, oh thank you.

[Nedusa]

It gets better. I think I have it.....Dan thinks he is gay but he is all hyped up with raging hormones and the only gay guy in there is fat and has a weird hairdo so he is thinking of reverting back to being straight till the show ends.

Hazel is in the same position as she has decided she is a lesbian and the only other lesbian in the house is a sumo wrestler that talks to bugs so she is aiming for Dan. They both think they are something else due to the fact that BB is starving them all and the paranoia is freaking everyone out.

Before the show ends, Sam will get his hearing back, Jackie will get a hair cut and realise she is not Charlies mum because she was found on the doorstop, Charlie wont feel too bad about her gran, who isn't her gran, dying on her, Dexter will fall for Sophie who is only in there so she can loose weight and Callum will fall in love with Daley because he will have a breakdown and fall into callums arms. Did I miss anyone out, oh yes the twins, well they decide to eat eachother and Wolfie will be carted off to the funny farm only to appear next year as Rylans replacement.

If you think my analogy is weird, that's nothing compared to the conspiracy theories going round this house. It should be renamed the funny farm as its not making any sense this year.

Excellent... lol !!!!

[alex_front2]

Very funny Samvt

I can actually see Dan going along with a Hazel flirtation now in a bid to stay if he's not saved.

[Niamh.]

Very funny Samvt

I can actually see Dan going along with a Hazel flirtation now in a bid to stay if he's not saved.

haha lol true but I think Hazel has moved herself away from him now

[GiRTh]

She aint trying to convert she's simply has attached herself to the other alpha in the group. Smart girl. She knows what she wants.

[alex_front2]

Plenty of twitterers want to see dan and hazel together:

gemmm ‏@_gemmakelly 1 Jul
Actually think Dan from #bbuk is so good looking! Shame he's gay..... #gaysarealwaysfit
from Salford, Salford

Paige Olivia ‏@MissPOJohnson 29 Jun
Hazel and Dan would make a lush couple. Their both so good looking!! I think Hazel does genuinely fancy Dan. Shame he's gay! #bbuk

Vicki xx ‏@Vicki_1D 29 Jun
I think Hazel & Dan will actually make a really cute couple. It's a shame Dan's Gay. :) @bbuk @bbbots #bbuk

SydneyWALIMBWA. ‏@S_walimbwA 29 Jun
Shame for Dan he's gay or he'd be in with Hazel #bbuk

Jen Haslam ‏@Jen_Haslam 29 Jun
Such a shame Dan is gay #bbuk


Shannen ‏@ShanLouAdams 28 Jun
Hazel and Dan make such a gorgeous couple. Shame he's gay. #BBUK


Georgia Cromwell ‏@georgiacromwell 18h
Such a shame dan is gay, he's a right hottie #bbuk


Ashleigh Fox ‏@Ashleigh_Fox_x 28 Jun
It's a shame dan's gay coz him & hazel make such a hot couple �� #bbuk
from South Lanarkshire, South Lanarkshire
Shara Darlington ‏@DarlingtonShara 28 Jun

Its such a shame dan is gay because Dan, and Hazel would make such a good looking couple #bbuk

Lucy✌ ‏@LucyBabe_x 27 Jun
Shame Dan is gay lol! #bbuk


titstattsnbeaniehats ‏@LaurenTMUK 20 Jun
Dan is beautiful! Shame he is gay :( #BBUK

[bex291]

I get the impression Hazel thinks she can. Silly girl! :bawling:

i agree,she thinks she can get any man she wants and now she has set herself a challenge to get dan,will never happen, she thinks a lot of her self

[alex_front2]

i agree,she thinks she can get any man she wants and now she has set herself a challenge to get dan,will never happen, she thinks a lot of her self

Alot of very pretty girls feel entitled to every man, even gay ones. there are some who don't believe in gay and don't understand no matter how beautiful they are, no matter how big their boobs are they just won't be wanted.

[LemonJam]

Off topic, but I really hate the phrase "Shame he's gay"

[alex_front2]

Off topic, but I really hate the phrase "Shame he's gay"

It's because alot of pretty women feel entitled to men or think that good looking men should be with women. When tweeny girls find out that a certain UK boybander, who I hate and, is over promoted is *alledgedly* gay they will be gutted.