Daft things said by Dexter

[johnx]

"I came on Big Brother to de-assh#le myself."

Think you've set the bar a bit too high there!

[fingers]

That must be why he registered a fake PR Company!

[Ramsay]

That must be why he registered a fake PR Company!

http://i.imgur.com/CubQa.png

[Vicky.]

That the way to get a girl into bed is to offer her refrigerated crisps :crazy:

[Vanessa]

That the way to get a girl into bed is to offer her refrigerated crisps :crazy:

Only Dexter! :joker:

[joeysteele]

I love the things he comes out with, as I say,I take them with a pinch of salt but at least he is doing and saying plenty in the house.
I really love his stories,he could yet go down as one of the best ever BB housemates in my view because even when he is a bit irritating at times he is still really entertaining too.

[smeagol]

he is like david guest with his stories , funny stuff , the whole dressing up in suspenders or stockings for guys online was funny yet deny's he is gay or bi. lol

[Vanessa]

he is like david guest with his stories , funny stuff , the whole dressing up in suspenders or stockings for guys online was funny yet deny's he is gay or bi. lol

He's such an enigma ! And i love the way he's dealing with the "sheep" in the House. :love:

[Gillian-73]

That the way to get a girl into bed is to offer her refrigerated crisps :crazy:

That's where I've been going wrong, I've never found a man who gives me refrigerated crisps :laugh3:

[Vanessa]

That's where I've been going wrong, I've never found a man who gives me refrigerated crisps :laugh3:

Dexter is so sweet! I want to pick him up and put him in my pocket. :hug:

[Niamh.]

Last night to Hazel, you're really good looking, most good looking girls are vanilla

[Vanessa]

Last night to Hazel, you're really good looking, most good looking girls are vanilla

:joker::joker::joker:

[johnx]

"I didnt bring any photographs in....It shows weakness."

[alex_front2]

I think he's come out with some (david brent ie lack of self awareness) brilliant one liners.

[Pink Pegasus]

"I didnt bring any photographs in....It shows weakness."

And then he even put on his sunglasses Horatio CSI style.:hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

And then he even put on his sunglasses Horatio CSI style.:hugesmile:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Emmyasdfghjkl]

"I didnt bring any photographs in....It shows weakness."

that was the greatest thing he's ever said, to be honest.

[ThisIsNickkk]

He told everyone about cross dressing and wearing suspenders and even performing for guys on cam... THEN in the same show later in the day he told Hazel he wouldn't say anything to compromise his career. Good lord.

[Vanessa]

He told everyone about cross dressing and wearing suspenders and even performing for guys on cam... THEN in the same show later in the day he told Hazel he wouldn't say anything to compromise his career. Good lord.

:laugh:

[fingers]

He told everyone about cross dressing and wearing suspenders and even performing for guys on cam... THEN in the same show later in the day he told Hazel he wouldn't say anything to compromise his career. Good lord.
That is His career.

[ThisIsNickkk]

That is His career.

Most likely... But this big PR company of his? Not exactly the best advertisement.

[fingers]

Most likely... But this big PR company of his? Not exactly the best advertisement.
I think you must mean the one he registered on the 2nd of April just before entering the House. the one that's supposed to be in London but you need to phone his Lancashire number (to get the answering machine).

[karezza]

On being nominated again:

"It's like one of those cowboy movies where the guy just won't die."

[smeagol]

i liked the bb is prison and a playground thing. dan loved that he even used it himself to jacky last night.

[karezza]

i liked the bb is prison and a playground thing. dan loved that he even used it himself to jacky last night.

Dexter to Dan:

"It's a cross between a playground and a prison."

:spin:

[cookiemonster]

That the way to get a girl into bed is to offer her refrigerated crisps :crazy:
when did he say that? :joker:

who puts crisps in the fridge?

[smeagol]

watching the task last night - looks likea japanese version of baywatch lol

[Vanessa]

watching the task last night - looks likea japanese version of baywatch lol

:joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

Not daft, but hilarious

12.33am: The feed cuts to Hazel sitting on Daley's lap. "Oh look, the blue movie's back on" says Dexter. #bbuklive #bbsafehouse #Ginxter

[Yayita]

Ive been watching and havent heard any of these one liners. How do you guys remember them?