Early Xmas presents

[sampvt]

Wednesday live.....Housemates, this is Emma, you are live on TV, please do not swear.

The public have been voting and the TWO HOUSEMATES with the lowest votes and who are safe this week are...........

DEXTER....He gets an instant woddy, cries like a baby and invents the smuggest grin BB has ever seen.

The second HM safe is GINA...... She wears a fake surprise look and hugs the first victim she can see.

Camera swings to Wolfy who has started to have a coronary and Dan asks Hazel to lend him a Tampax. OMG that would be the best present anyone could get. 48hrs of speculation and 2 grown adults are put on suicide watch.

Thanks BB, its getting better all the time.

[Black Dagger]

Think you'll be getting your wish.

[Kazanne]

Wednesday live.....Housemates, this is Emma, you are live on TV, please do not swear.

The public have been voting and the TWO HOUSEMATES with the lowest votes and who are safe this week are...........

DEXTER....He gets an instant woddy, cries like a baby and invents the smuggest grin BB has ever seen.

The second HM safe is GINA...... She wears a fake surprise look and hugs the first victim she can see.

Camera swings to Wolfy who has started to have a coronary and Dan asks Hazel to lend him a Tampax. OMG that would be the best present anyone could get. 48hrs of speculation and 2 grown adults are put on suicide watch.

Thanks BB, its getting better all the time.

Aw Sam that would be epic.:hugesmile:

[Lex]

Wednesday live.....Housemates, this is Emma, you are live on TV, please do not swear.

The public have been voting and the TWO HOUSEMATES with the lowest votes and who are safe this week are...........

DEXTER....He gets an instant woddy, cries like a baby and invents the smuggest grin BB has ever seen.

The second HM safe is GINA...... She wears a fake surprise look and hugs the first victim she can see.

Camera swings to Wolfy who has started to have a coronary and Dan asks Hazel to lend him a Tampax. OMG that would be the best present anyone could get. 48hrs of speculation and 2 grown adults are put on suicide watch.

Thanks BB, its getting better all the time.

Brilliant....just brilliant!!!! :thumbs:

[EzzaB]

ahahahahahahahahahah

Absolutely brilliant! :laugh2:

[Jords]

This would be perfection :worship:

[Gillian-73]

Brilliant

[cheeky_monkey]

I wonder if there will be 2 saved? I think 2 being saved would be brillant :D

[jyunga]

They won't save Dexter and Gina together. That wuold kill the eviction night show. Who the hell cares about Dan and Wolfy?

If Gina or Dexter get the least votes they'll only save one person.

[smeagol]

lol very funny hope that happens though part of me does hope its dex v wolfy after wednsday now that would be awesome when she gets evicted , she'd be sitting there smug certain he will go and boom crash and burn lol

[karezza]

Gina and Dexter saved on Wednesday would be brilliant.:hugesmile: