Twins parents must be good looking

[alex_front2]

A few of the HMs remarked at how good looking Jack and Joe's parents were when the family photos arrived (it was as if they were saying: 'we're shocked how 2 good looking people produced 2 obese lumps'!! :joker:)

Would love to see what the parents look like.

[Vicky.]

I really laughed at the way Hazel said it :laugh:

Someone else said it too, but she was in utter shock that their parents could be goodlooking, and it showed :D

[CaudleHalbard]

I suspect if the boys' features weren't distorted by lard they could look OK too: hard to tell though! ;)

[alex_front2]

Joe would be ok looking if he lost 2 stone - he's better looking than Jack imo.

2 good looking parents don't make good looking kids. I don't want to be cruel about children but i don't think any of the beckham kids are amazingly attractive. I feel bad about writting that but i really did think david and victoria would have better looking kids.

[CaudleHalbard]

Joe would be ok looking if he lost 2 stone - he's better looking than Jack imo.



If he's 18 stone he'd really need to lose about 6st, not 2st. I don't think they are particularly tall.

[Vicky.]

They do not look 18 stone at all to me

I was thinking that yesterday when one of them was showering

[alex_front2]

If he's 18 stone he'd really need to lose about 6st, not 2st. I don't think they are particularly tall.

Yes, but he'd be plump rather than fat. the twins obviously enjoy their food especially meat so 6 stone is unrealistic but 2 stone they'd be healthier in a sustainable way. They will never be Abercrombie & Fitch models so they just need to lose enough not to the enter cardiac arrest zone!

[CaudleHalbard]

When I was 17, I was 14 stone but I got that down to 11st by the time I was 18.

[CaudleHalbard]

They do not look 18 stone at all to me

I was thinking that yesterday when one of them was showering

They look more like 20st to me! :D

But it's hard to tell - the TV does distort a bit: well known issue.

[alex_front2]

Jack is more overweight than Joe, he really scares me.

[Kizzy]

Hazel is a bitch, the shock in her voice...
Your not all that love, rude vain bint.

[karezza]

If you took away the twins blubber they might be goodlooking.

[CaudleHalbard]

Jack is more overweight than Joe, he really scares me.

You wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley at night! :eek:

(Wouldn't be able to get past him anyway! :joker:)

[GiRTh]

How can you tell them apart?

[MatthewS]

One is fatter...

(don't ask me which one though lol)

[CaudleHalbard]

One is fatter...

(don't ask me which one though lol)

The straight slightly aggressive looking one is fatter - it's Jack.

[Donovan.]

It's Brangelina. They adopted the twins from a third world country and fed them so that they wouldn't be emaciated... they went a bit too far.

[flamingGalah!]

I have no idea which one is which... One is gay but they are both extremely camp :conf:

[alex_front2]

The straight slightly aggressive looking one is fatter - it's Jack.

Wrong

Jack - fatter and gay, shaven head, frowns and moans
Joe - 'slimmer' and straight, argued with Dan over Wolfy's cigarettes, less moany but more argumentative

[smeagol]

they are obviosuly adopted real parents were orcs lol

[alex_front2]

they are obviosuly adopted real parents were orcs lol

As I said earlier 2 good looking parents doesn't alway equate to attractive kids.

[Marcus.]

no
some time kids eat and eat some they stay skinny but later on the get big boned

[alex_front2]

Josie Gibson looks like a different person now she's lost weight. She does look like the blond one from Girls Aloud.

[smeagol]

no
some time kids eat and eat some they stay skinny but later on the get big boned

lol

[Marcus.]

lol

well it does happen
it happen to me

[Scream]

I eat so much but never can put on much weight. sigh sigh sigh

[MatthewS]

I eat so much but never can put on much weight. sigh sigh sigh

I've got the same issue, Can't crack 140lbs for the life of me.

[CaudleHalbard]

I've got the same issue, Can't crack 140lbs for the life of me.

You don't know how lucky you are! :D

[LikeABoatOnWater]

Nope

[KingOfTheMods]

Well they look like fat smackheads so I can dig their parents might look different. Genes are weird, my mam was a virgin and my dad created the universe apparently but I have no apparent talents. I once changed Vimto into something undrinkable at a party once but I really needed the toilet in my defence.

[RodHull]

Hazel is a bitch, the shock in her voice...
Your not all that love, rude vain bint.

She looks like one of the riddlers...

http://www.thechestnut.com/riddlers/tiddler.jpg

Weird looking if you ask me.

[LikeABoatOnWater]

Nope

[anne666]

I suspect if the boys' features weren't distorted by lard they could look OK too: hard to tell though! ;)

Exactly

[Visage]

I took a second look at their dad, I thought it was Charlie Slater from Eastenders.

[mr rochester]

Their mum is little but the twins and their sister aren't. I wonder if she is concerned about her kids size or not? They might have difficult health problems later on.

[Vicky.]

Hmmm...I dont see it