Daily Star Headline, Hazel and Daley planning to get married!

[mrmarky]

Probably the best one this year :joker: I wanna watch the same show as the daily star!

http://i.imgur.com/rkpVKNl.jpg

[Tregard]

15p does not buy journalistic integrity, it seems.

[Johnnyuk123]

I was right!!!

[Ramsay]

''X-rated Romp''
It's the same crap every year in this paper :joker: :joker:

[Jake.]

:joker: good god

[Spoon]

:crazy:

What would an appropriate wedding gift be, if it was true, hmm...? Lots of makeup? A self-help book to encourage her to run? A one-way plane ticket? Gift certificates for individual therapy for both of them to work on their issues?

[fingers]

Another Luke/Rebecca type Fake Las Vegas wedding to look forward to.

[g17m]

hahaha i ****ing love that newspaper, to think they actually have the balls to say they are a professional publication when they spout this **** out all the time, still it works though, gets my attention on the humour side but i dont think thats what theyre genuinely going for

[daniel-lewis-1985]

And poor Corys death only gets a little mention :(

[Josy]

Too far

[karezza]

Is Gina invited to the wedding?

[reece(:]

X-rated romp ? :crazy: