Big Brother July 18th - Day 35 Highlights discussion thread - C5 at 10 PM

[Calderyon]

Tonight includes:

Jack and Joe get emotional, as the Remote Control task reaches its conclusion.
Callum and Jackie have a huge row

Tonight at 10 PM on C5. Hour later on C5+1.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/17/article-2367561-1ADCDD0D000005DC-699_634x356.jpg
Ch5HD 10PM

[Marcus.]

jack and joe:sad:

[Jemal]

turning point of callum in tonight's show.

[fingers]

turning point of callum in tonight's show.

Aided and abetted by Sam the Snake!

[Jemal]

Aided and abetted by Sam the Snake!

Looool why do you hate him mr burns.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/17/article-2367561-1ADCD063000005DC-746_634x418.jpg
from yesterday.

On Ch5HD and Ch5 in 20mins

[Vanessa]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/17/article-2367561-1ADCD063000005DC-746_634x418.jpg
from yesterday.

On Ch5HD and Ch5 in 20mins

Awwwww ! Cute! :love:

[Lex]

Nicely timed to save the Lardy-Twins [they're only babies you know :bawling:] and ensure that Jackie is ousted!...:sleep:

[Vanessa]

Nicely timed to save the Lardy-Twins [they're only babies you know :bawling:] and ensure that Jackie is ousted!...:sleep:

They're really hanging Jackie to dry. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

I'm here!

[Johnnyuk123]

Lets hope gina or dexter get saved tonight then watch the twins moan themselves out of the house on friday.

[MTVN]

Strange 'previously'

[Jemal]

Yes coach open up son.

[Vanessa]

Chexter tonight! :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

Callum & Dex should get together.

[Benjamin]

This may turn people against Dexter. :suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

:dance:

[Vanessa]

This may turn people against Dexter. :suspect:

I don't think so. He stood up for himself to Callum. About time.

[Johnnyuk123]

They should wait for Fatward to eat and keep rewinding until they have eaten themselves sick on chick peas.

[Kazanne]

This may turn people against Dexter. :suspect:

Some of his fans have already managed that:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

and then rewind again so they have to eat their own sick.

[Jemal]

and then rewind again so they have to eat their own sick.

Lmao u never fail to make me lol

[Donovan.]

Lana and Azealia:worship:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Waxing! :joker:

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Callums face

[Braden]

Jackie trying not to laugh. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Stick two strips over Fatward mouths and leave them there.

[Amy Jade]

Gina's loving it ahahah

[Vanessa]

She's got it in for Callum. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't forget Jackies hairy lip. lol

[Adamw92]

:laugh2:

[MTVN]

What a hard nut Sam is

[Johnnyuk123]

You can always draw hairs on with a biro Dan.

[Vanessa]

The quartet! :joker:

[Marc]

She should've shaved the twins bald patch on his head, there's bound to be some regrowth there now

[Waynoo]

Oh ffs,the moment the twins win bigbro

[arista]

What a hard nut Sam is


Yes he called Callum a baby

[Johnnyuk123]

Lmao u never fail to make me lol

I was gonna say wait until they are taking a shyte. lol

[hijaxers]

Why didn't the Chubb rub brothers get a go ??

[smudgie]

Awwwwww their ickle lickle pudgy faces.....







Pass me the sick bag..

[Amy Jade]

You can always draw hairs on with a biro Dan.
:laugh2:

[KingOfTheMods]

Why didn't the Chubb rub brothers get a go ??

Nowt solid enough on em to get purchase for the wax to stick. Fat twats

[Benjamin]

Why didn't the Chubb rub brothers get a go ??

She couldn't find the hair. It's lost in the fat.

[hijaxers]

Just dawned on me - they too immature to grow body hair !

[Johnnyuk123]

Fatwards on next failing and blubbing on cue ( please note that one of fatward asks mum n dad... are we funny ) Their odds should shorten after showing contempt towards the other housemates doing this task.

[Jemal]

LMFAO AT 'Dan you can draw hairs with a biro' :laugh2:

[Videostar]

Shame that woman didn't wax Jackie's beard.

[Johnnyuk123]

They were gonna lipo suction the twins but a machine has not been built yet to handle such a huge amount of blubber.

[GypsyGoth]

I blame the parents.

[smudgie]

Jeeeeeeeezuz, they are 18 ....you killing their street cred.

[Johnnyuk123]

LMFAO AT 'Dan you can draw hairs with a biro' :laugh2:

I recon he will have a go.

[Benjamin]

Oh GOD. :bored:

[Jemal]

Lol the twins tryna remain in pause mode. You might aswell just forget it and just talk to them like normal lmao.

[Adamw92]

They've lost weight?! how can they tell? I certainly can't

[hijaxers]

Get the Chubb's rubbed out - Permanently :xyxwave:

[Kazanne]

Are they allowed to speak to them?

[Johnnyuk123]

Mummy are we funny, yes love. Sadly mummies will always lie to their obese children.

[MTVN]

Stupid twins, broke the pause to ask if they were being funny

[Waynoo]

Milking it

[Jordan.]

Mummy are we funny, yes love. Sadly mummies will always lie to their obese children.

http://i.imgur.com/yMANw0f.gif

[smudgie]

Heheheeeee yes you are being funny now never seen such a pair f smacked ass faces.

[Amy Jade]

omg over reaction from the twins

[GypsyGoth]

Are they allowed to speak to them?

Nope I don't think so. But the whole thing will prob count as one fail.

[Videostar]

The lard buckets moved, another fail.

[Johnnyuk123]

You can see them thinking, we got air time!!!!

[KingOfTheMods]

They've gone to live in a house in London for a couple of weeks ffs. My wife n kids don't carry on like that when I bugger off to Afghan for four months every year. Bunch of fannys

[Adamw92]

"It wasn't like I moved..."

He walked around the other one!

[Ramsay]

obvious they aint no team players

[Vanessa]

:conf2::yuk: Callum!

[Jordan.]

lmao Jackies face

[smeagol]

going right of bb, they shouldnt be allowed in there. whole show is a sham,
parents go in tell them what to do thats not bb

[arista]

Vote the Boring twins Out

[Brother Leon]

Jackie's face LOL

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: @ the look from Jackie.

[Jemal]

Lmao

[GypsyGoth]

The HMs should attack them.

[Amy Jade]

and sophie is a bloke

[Vanessa]

Sophie is a bloke. :joker:

[Marc]

"A douche" would've been better

[Adamw92]

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Kazanne]

Fake ,lol they got that right

[Johnnyuk123]

They quartet left out this...

Fatward think there funny but there just some fookin tools.

[Jordan.]

That was the best so far, the insults http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif

[smudgie]

They losing this task. Dan can't stop laughing at every turn

[Jemal]

Trust dexter to bring up the noms bit.

[Braden]

It was nice to see them all laughing together just then.

[Marc]

Aw I wanted more days :(

[Amy Jade]

was that twin eating his bogies just now?

[PrincessIona]

Gonna have that song in my head for days! Love it though!

[smudgie]

23

[GypsyGoth]

I'm surprised Dan didn't figure out where it was hidden.

[Ramsay]

How on earth did they pass that

[Marc]

Why not put that in the '3' digit

[Jordan.]

How did they pass they failed everyone :bored:

[Ramsay]

rofl the tablet
sickening

[Amy Jade]

wheres the blackboard???

[Marc]

I love the iPad idea for shopping

[Kazanne]

Jackie taking over the shopping ,lol

[Jemal]

Shut up dexter man.

[Vanessa]

Chexter! :dance:

[smudgie]

Passed with 10 spare.

[Marc]

The twins feeling the wrath of being up.

[Brother Leon]

Coach is on on point. Dex needs to go back to being a Villain and drop the whole Charlie/Jackie rubbish.

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Shut up you creep Callum lmao how desperate is this guy? :conf: Dexter ain't trying **** it's him that was trying the showmance and failed miserably.... :cat:

[smeagol]

god those twins are pathetic and i hate that robot callum his voice irritates me so much

[Johnnyuk123]

Wait until gina or dexter gets saved, they will go into meltdown.

[Shaun]

-would love it if these two went in a double-

[Johnnyuk123]

The whale has had a whale of a time. lol

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Coach is on on point. Dex needs to go back to being a Villain and drop the whole Charlie/Jackie rubbish.

No he don't im liking the new Dexter #Chexter is adorable :lovedup:

[Benjamin]

Coach is on on point. Dex needs to go back to being a Villain and drop the whole Charlie/Jackie rubbish.

I agree with this. I'm starting to go off of him. :(

[Jemal]

LMFAO yes coach, finish that wurzel Gummidge.

[Ramsay]

You tell 'er Coach!!

[smudgie]

You tel her Callum..the silly woman

[smeagol]

callum being a jealous twonk

[Johnnyuk123]

Jackie will say... have a slice of cake.

[Brother Leon]

Coach :worship:

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm beginning to think Callum has smuggled his own script into the house. First 3 weeks sit on the fence and just be nice nice nice. Once they suss me out start picking on those up for eviction, stalk a pretty girl. repeat to fade.

[hijaxers]

So Callum is getting the bollocks to speak up and gets 1 sentence out b4 Jackie interrupts yet again !

It will be a loada toss anyway :joker:

[KingOfTheMods]

Shut up you creep Callum lmao how desperate is this guy? :conf: Dexter ain't trying **** it's him that was trying the showmance and failed miserably.... :cat:

This

god those twins are pathetic and i hate that robot callum his voice irritates me so much

And this. God he's such a twat, such a pathetic grasping twat.

[smudgie]

Dexter was not a good convincing villain, and he is even less convincing as a romances.
What can he try next...oh yeah, be I don't want the winnings crap :joker:
God loves a tryer..and god knows he s trying.

[smeagol]

callum remeind me of data from star trek. robotic voice and actions

[Johnnyuk123]

Callum reminds me of a boil than needs lancing.

[Amy Jade]

If Dexter isnt even attracted to Charlie and he's just using her I'll be mad, Charlie is really lovely

[smeagol]

twins are evil and sophie is not much better

[Ramsay]

jackie shutttt up

[Kazanne]

So Dexter happy to dump his girlfriend too,lol

[Amy Jade]

How rude are them twins, they are obese and proud of it and have the audacity to slag of Gina's hair?

Her weave probably cost more than their whole Jacamo wardrobe

[Shaun]

Charlie and Hazel singing Vanilla :o

[Johnnyuk123]

Jackies only chance of surviving now is if Fatward raid the fridge or if callum and dexter spit roast her in the store room.

[Marc]

:joker:

[smudgie]

So Dexter happy to dump his girlfriend too,lol

Ooh he is a snake.

[smeagol]

How rude are them twins, they are obese and proud of it and have the audacity to slag of Gina's hair?

Her weave probably cost more than their whole Jacamo wardrobe

they are evil spiteful greedy etc etc could go on lol

[Ramsay]

One at a time ladies, there's enough Dexter for everybody

[GypsyGoth]

Charlie and Hazel singing Vanilla :o

:laugh:

[Marc]

Charlie and Hazel singing Vanilla :o

12 years of recording BB and I've finally got the footage I was waiting for... -dies happily-

[smeagol]

One at a time ladies, there's enough Dexter for everybody

LOL plenty of hobbit to go around

[Jordan.]

Her weave probably cost more than their whole Jacamo wardrobe

http://i.imgur.com/yMANw0f.gif

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

That's disgusting what that Callum is doing i agree with Jackie....

[Ramsay]

loosen up jackie, christ

[GypsyGoth]

Here is the showdown.

[smudgie]

Jackie a a hag

[Jordan.]

Jackie's just being picky now, she's getting annoying.

[smeagol]

its a twin sophie bitch fest , hope ppl see sophie for what she really is

[Adamw92]

They're still talking about this? :bored:

[Vanessa]

I will never ever go off Dexter. I'm supporting him until the end. No matter what he does. I'm a true fan. Dexter to win! :dance::dance::dance:

[Marc]

loosen up jackie, christ

She's loose enough with all the pummelling she's experienced

[Kazanne]

LOL plenty of hobbit to go around

Nah,it's ok he's all yours:hugesmile:

[Ramsay]

She's loose enough with all the pummelling she's experienced

:joker:

[Shaun]

gina don't give them a penny :idc:

[smeagol]

Nah,it's ok he's all yours:hugesmile:

eww i not gay even for pay lol

[Jemal]

LMFAO SAM?

[Braden]

Oh shut up with this lower your tone and strengthen your argument ****.

[Ramsay]

Dexter is such a lick arse :laugh:

[smudgie]

Not so much where is he from as where he is going

[Jemal]

dexter stop kissing up man

[smeagol]

well done dex nicely done :)

[Marc]

Ugh fgs Dexter sucking up to Jackie. So embarrassing

[Johnnyuk123]

its a twin sophie bitch fest , hope ppl see sophie for what she really is

Oh i see her for what she is. Waste of space.

Regarding Fatward, they are now re using earlier put downs and failing trying to put down gina.

[Benjamin]

I'm really not liking Dexter tonight.

[Kazanne]

That's disgusting what that Callum is doing i agree with Jackie....

If Charlie didnt like it she would say! she's a grown woman FGS

[Brother Leon]

Oh, shut up Dex.

[MTVN]

What the hell are Hazel and Charlie doing

[smeagol]

he is right she is 60 yrs old deserves a bit of respect even if she is a scarecrow lol

[Marc]

Why are they quacking

[Shaun]

Charlie & Hazel > everything tbh

[Jordan.]

And Callums the creep looool

[-Sue-]

lol the look on jackie's face as dexter is talking...she looks ready to shove her foot in his gob!

[GypsyGoth]

quack quack :laugh2:

[Marc]

Charlie & Hazel > everything tbh

:joker: this.

[smeagol]

they quackers

[smudgie]

Hoping the viewers see through him now what an ass licker he is.

[Marc]

Dan. Pot. Kettle. Black.

[Ramsay]

YES DAN

[-Sue-]

the twins are quackers but we <3 them :)

[Vanessa]

Dexter is right. Older people deserve respect. In my country we also believe that.

[Shaun]

Dan whining because he's not appreciated? Again? Oh shut up you queen.

[GypsyGoth]

Dan should tazer the twins.

[MTVN]

Dan :worship:

[smeagol]

Hoping the viewers see through him now what an ass licker he is.


viewers already know callum is

[Kazanne]

he is right she is 60 yrs old deserves a bit of respect even if she is a scarecrow lol

Not all 60 year olds deserve respect!! he's talking bollox as he has none.

[Jemal]

Here we go

[Benjamin]

the twins are quackers but we <3 them :)

No we ****ing well don't

[Ramsay]

oh here comes jackie's words of wisdom

[Marc]

Uh oh.. travers

[smeagol]

Dexter is right. Older people deserve respect. In my country we also believe that.

where you from vanessa

[-Sue-]

oh god jackie zip it!!!

[Shaun]

to be fair she has a point. None of them are in love. They're being stupid.

[Ramsay]

jackie : ''wah wah my arm is broke, im miserable . now everyone has to be too waaah''

[-Sue-]

No we ****ing well don't

hehe ok I do :joker:

[hijaxers]

Hazel just shut up ! you've done enough damage - let charlie deal with her own life

[Brother Leon]

Dexter & Callum would make a good duo, but they are both so pussy whipped.

[Amy Jade]

I actually agree with Jackie a bit, none of these friendships will last after the series ends

[JayBlaze]

Can Dexters head be any further up Jackies arse

[Marc]

Who's on the wagon

[Marc]

Sassy Callum

[MTVN]

Very threatening behaviour from Jackie standing over him

[Shaun]

wack him with your cast, Jackie :worship:

[Drew.]

look at the way shes stood up and shes now talking down on him

[Vanessa]

where you from vanessa

Italy. We always respect the elders.

[Marc]

Aw Jackie. Bye babes

[smeagol]

robots having a malfunction - re insert personality chip lol

[Vanessa]

Callum is such a twat! :nono:

[Jordan.]

Just punch her in her bad arm

[GypsyGoth]

Jackie should spank Callum.

[Marc]

look at the way shes stood up and shes now talking down on him

She is above him in class and wisdom and looks.

[Ramsay]

good old callum standing up and owning her

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Well by watching this Jackie OWNED Callum lmao he is like talking to himself.... :joker:

[Jemal]

Lmfao jackies speechless

[Amy Jade]

Team Jackie

Callum is full of crap

[Kazanne]

how stupid Rose West is 60 should we respect her!!!

[Brother Leon]

Coach sealing Jackie's eviction :worship:

[smeagol]

Italy. We always respect the elders.

really oh never knew that. ti amo :) lol

[Shaun]

no I'm sorry I don't understand what she's done wrong here. You're taking sides with Callum because you find her annoying. That's childish.

[Johnnyuk123]

Take her bus pass off her and make her walk!

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Team Jackie She just owned Callum he is just talking crap over and over again. JACKIE OWNED HIM LMAO

[Kazanne]

callum sorting Jackie out tonight,lol good boy

[Ramsay]

Callum bringing up the fact she called him out in front of the group to embarrass him! :worship: brilliant, she was left speechless

[smeagol]

how stupid Rose West is 60 should we respect her!!!

yes of course:joker:

[Jemal]

Dexter stirring of course

[MTVN]

About time Jackie was put in her place, thinks she's untouchable in there

[Braden]

Jackie needs to find her fact http://www.*************/images/smilies/smileySnap.gif

[Marc]

Dexter causing a **** storm

[Vanessa]

no I'm sorry I don't understand what she's done wrong here. You're taking sides with Callum because you find her annoying. That's childish.

Agree with you, Shaun. I agree with Jackie. Callum is so rude!

[Tregard]

I think he is just trying to stand up for himself, but he is just digging a hole.

[-Sue-]

Jackie shuttie... we get it since you have seen callums VT you dislike callum! and thats all he has ever done to you!

jackie 'i hate callum blah blah blah'.. wait' callum your agressive outbursts@/?? wait what.. callum has not been aggressive he has stood up for himself after many an ear bashing from YOU jackie.. ffs... ffs someone change jackie's tampon moody cow!

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

no I'm sorry I don't understand what she's done wrong here. You're taking sides with Callum because you find her annoying. That's childish.

I agree totally Jackie has done nothing wrong and Callum has shown himself here to be a creepy and inconsiderate fool :joker:

[Kazanne]

Dexter the little pot stirrer going right off him

[-Sue-]

thank god peace from jackie's gob!

[Drew.]

Callum comes out on top

[Benjamin]

Everyone coming oiu. :joker:

[karezza]

What was that argument about?

[smudgie]

Jackie is making sure Callum stays this week.

Aah is she calming down now

Damage done Jackie, you just bought a ticket out

[hijaxers]

Lmfao jackies speechless

Callum never learns he goes on and on and on - it wears people down :conf:

[Marc]

How did he come off bad in that? Seems the guy can't do well even if he tries

[Shaun]

Callum comes out on top

does he ****

he just motormouthed and didn't let her speak. he's a prat.

[GypsyGoth]

Gina elbowing her way into the scene just to get some camera time.

[smeagol]

callum shoud shut up and show some respect

[Brother Leon]

Coach :worship:. Fastly becoming the best HM in there :joker:

"ask me how I am"

[smudgie]

How are you Callum?

[karezza]

Callum is a wanker. He was looking for that argument.

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Jackie wins that battle hands down as callum went to cryint eh diary room ahahahaha

[Brother Leon]

Coach :worship:. Fastly becoming the best HM in there :joker:

"ask me how I am"

[Vanessa]

Oh look! Now Creepy has gone crying to BB. :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Tregard]

"Ask me how I am."

[KingOfTheMods]

Even though that wasn't Callum's fault he still manages to look like a prick to me. Ask me how I am? He's so needy and pathetic.

[karezza]

Callum is the new Daley.

[Ramsay]

poor fella cant stand up for himself without being called aggressive

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Callum lost that battle. Jackie wins on a knockout !!! #Team Jackie and how deluded is it to ask bb ask me how i am???