No penis has entered a vagina.

[amu]

This is the first BB I have seen. Is it usual for the british BB to not have sex, were there sex in the earlier seasons?

[Jesus.]

This is the first BB I have seen. Is it usual for the british BB to not have sex, were there sex in the earlier seasons?

http://i.imgur.com/IHEwd.gif

[Kyle]

I have absolutely nothing to contribute to this thread but I just wanted to come in and say I like it.

Thankyou sir.

[Kazanne]

:conf::conf::shocked::shocked::devil:

[smudgie]

No cigars have been sucked either .

Sorry, just made me think of Bill Clinton.

[amu]

What is wrong? Is it because you english people are classy and "posh" that you do not get the sexual intercourses between male and female in your shows?

[Jords]

What is wrong? Is it because you english people are classy and "posh" that you do not get the sexual intercourses between male and female in your shows?

Try Geordie Shore.

[jet]

Try Geordie Shore.

:joker:

[Northern Monkey]

Loving the title.lol

[Benjamin]

What is wrong? Is it because you english people are classy and "posh" that you do not get the sexual intercourses between male and female in your shows?

We've had it before, but yes stereotype us a bit more, please. It'll go down well.

[Kyle]

What is wrong? Is it because you english people are classy and "posh" that you do not get the sexual intercourses between male and female in your shows?

Excuse me dear boy, I take exception to your filth and debauchery. I believe you need a jolly good shake round the ears to clean away this unsavoury diatrite.

Yours in extreme displeasure,


Sir Simpleton Mindleforth

[Kazanne]

What is wrong? Is it because you english people are classy and "posh" that you do not get the sexual intercourses between male and female in your shows?

Perhaps us 'English' people don't need a penis going in a vagina to be entertained,also it has all been done before.

[Livia]

What is wrong? Is it because you english people are classy and "posh" that you do not get the sexual intercourses between male and female in your shows?

Yes that's it. We're all "classy and posh", as you'll see for yourself if you stick around here for long enough...

[Raph]

Don't like to see that :bored:

Actually no housemates have even kissed this series right? That's what i'm talking about :worship:

[Rob5]

What is wrong? Is it because you english people are classy and "posh" that you do not get the sexual intercourses between male and female in your shows?

You sir are a cad and a bounder, your thread title knocked my bowler hat off and almost made me choke on my cucumber sandwiches.

[Jords]

Don't like to see that :bored:

Actually no housemates have even kissed this series right? That's what i'm talking about :worship:

Daley and Hazel under the sheets.

[amu]

Daley and Hazel under the sheets.

Yes, but Daley was not inside of Hazel, correct?

[Livia]

Yes, but Daley was not inside of Hazel, correct?

I'm going to say goodbye to you now... save myself some time later.

[Kyle]

With all due respect why do you even want to know??

[Livia]

With all due respect why do you even want to know??

School holidays have started, then.

[Kyle]

School holidays have started, then.

I'm guessing he's American going by the fact he called our show the British BB but I could be wrong.

[Northern Monkey]

Yes, but Daley was not inside of Hazel, correct?
Hahaha!I think Borat is a BB fan.lol

[Livia]

I'm guessing he's American going by the fact he called our show the British BB but I could be wrong.

Or sitting in his pants in his bedroom at his parents' house in Milton Keynes.

[bez87]

so in what big brothers do you see loads of hanky panky i'd like to know, i've not seen any others except the uk and i tried watching the us one but that was boring and weird

[Kyle]

Or sitting in his pants in his bedroom at his parents' house in Milton Keynes.

Haha :joker:

[Benjamin]

Or sitting in his pants in his bedroom at his parents' house in Milton Keynes.

:joker:

[Vicky.]

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/grandpa-simpson-gif.gif

[Jords]

This thread is creepy!

[Daffodil]

I suspect the OP is one of those people who watches BB for the possible nudity/sex because they don't get any themselves? :pipe: :idc: :bored:

[Calderyon]

What is this "sex" you are talking about? Is it something to eat perhaps?

It kinda sounds like a number, but i can´t be sure... Have to check.

Sex, sex... Oh, right here! "Sex is number 6 in swedish" Ok, now i get it!




;)

[Beso]

someone shoved a banana up thier arse in bb10

[Kazanne]

And don't forget Kinga and the bottle,lol

[Beso]

And don't forget Kinga and the bottle,lol

yes, lol..And god only knows what jonty got up to at night with munkety spunkety.

[Gillian-73]

What is wrong? Is it because you english people are classy and "posh" that you do not get the sexual intercourses between male and female in your shows?

Posh hahaha I'm not posh or anywhere close lol

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Should have watched in 2006 where a housemate fingered herself with a wine bottle and another fingered herself whilst hiding in a cardboard box.

Makosi got finger banged in the pool.

2004 where Michelle got banged out by poor little Stu.

Just 7 months ago in Celebrity Big Brother Spencer Pratt got a very weird hand job from Heidi and in BB12 Marc and Jay had a wank off competition to see who could reach completetion first (New Girl phrase).

The British are far from the stereotype.

Just watch Jeremy Kyle and your opinion will change.

[*mazedsalv**]

The only time we know for sure that someone had sex was during Teen Big Brother.

[the truth]

Excuse me dear boy, I take exception to your filth and debauchery. I believe you need a jolly good shake round the ears to clean away this unsavoury diatrite.

Yours in extreme displeasure,


Sir Simpleton Mindleforth

jolly spiffing response old fellow me lad.....now bend over so roger can roger you forthwith

in response to said poster.....we don't do sex we just use it as an excuse to make bawdy romcoms

[arista]

And don't forget Kinga and the bottle,lol

well crude

[the truth]

I think we are the stereotype in the sense we aren't particularly romantic poetic people....I mean can you imagine wayne rooney saying what cantona said about the trawlers and the fish?

[Kyle]

I think we are the stereotype in the sense we aren't particularly romantic poetic people....I mean can you imagine wayne rooney saying what cantona said about the trawlers and the fish?

Be pointless if he did anyway. I don't speak Scouser. :joker:

[Rob5]

I think we are the stereotype in the sense we aren't particularly romantic poetic people....I mean can you imagine wayne rooney saying what cantona said about the trawlers and the fish?

I think if he told a story regarding trawlers and fish, it would be something completely different:hugesmile:

[Livia]

I think we are the stereotype in the sense we aren't particularly romantic poetic people....I mean can you imagine wayne rooney saying what cantona said about the trawlers and the fish?

William Shakespeare, Percy Shelley, Lord Byron, Elizabeth Barrett-Browning, Christina Rossetti and a whole host of others - including myself - might disagree with you.

[anne666]

someone shoved a banana up thier arse in bb10

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Pass the smelling salts my dear :dance:

[armand.kay]

The title disturbs me :laugh3:

[Kyle]

So for our American friend we have discovered that we have a penchant for bottles and banana's but not intercourse. :joker:

[CaudleHalbard]

The title disturbs me :laugh3:

The title could even be seen as homophobic! ;)

[Kyle]

The title could even be seen as homophobic! ;)

*Sniff*

I smell a can of worms being opened..... :joker:

[michael21]

This is the first BB I have seen. Is it usual for the british BB to not have sex, were there sex in the earlier seasons?

going by the daily star there secrest sex season every night :shocked::dance::elephant:

[the truth]

William Shakespeare, Percy Shelley, Lord Byron, Elizabeth Barrett-Browning, Christina Rossetti and a whole host of others - including myself - might disagree with you.

cant say ive met that lot im basing it on living people ive actually heard seen and met...though im unsure if billy Shakespeare did in fact pen everything he claimed....granted half a dozen poets over a period of 500 years isn't exactly rewriting our national identity....even some of the greats I found too stiff....dickens was one my faves he had heart....I can relate more to bob Dylan than any of these people

[amu]

Yes it was wrong of me about the sterotypes. Even though a lot of english people are very snobby, classy etcetc., not all are, that is true.

Since you have an upperclass, you also have a lowerclass, I am aware of that yes. I have read stories from the british underclass, about very young females, that are "prostitutes", not that they are selling sex, but that their morales are like that yes.
I remember this story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2086912/Britains-youngest-grandad-30-dumped-14-pint-lager-binges-got-job.html
And I also remember other stories, but I do not have the links.

It is wrong to stereotype, and I appologize.

What is the Milton Keynes reference? I did not get it, I tried to read up on it on Wikipedia, but it just seems like a british place. Is there someone special from BB there?, or are there special people that live there?

[Niamh.]

http://www.curioustopic.com/images/smilies/unsure.gif

[Kyle]

Yes it was wrong of me about the sterotypes. Even though a lot of english people are very snobby, classy etcetc., not all are, that is true.

Since you have an upperclass, you also have a lowerclass, I am aware of that yes. I have read stories from the british underclass, about very young females, that are "prostitutes", not that they are selling sex, but that their morales are like that yes.
I remember this story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2086912/Britains-youngest-grandad-30-dumped-14-pint-lager-binges-got-job.html
And I also remember other stories, but I do not have the links.

It is wrong to stereotype, and I appologize.

What is the Milton Keynes reference? I did not get it, I tried to read up on it on Wikipedia, but it just seems like a british place. Is there someone special from BB there?, or are there special people that live there?

Not at all, it's just a reference she made when I assumed you were American, it's not a special place in England or anything.

[Johnnyuk123]

The closest we have been to seeing anykind of sex in the BB house this year was when one of the obese children sat on a stick of rock during the sweet task.

[armand.kay]

Haha :joker:

The title could even be seen as homophobic! ;)
I was offended. I'll be in contact with ofcome asap. :hmph:

[Vicky.]

Do you not read the star? There are steamy romps every night. We have even had a lesbian fling. We have had a terrorist threat and MI5 storming the house. And even someones nose exploding

[Livia]

cant say ive met that lot im basing it on living people ive actually heard seen and met...though im unsure if billy Shakespeare did in fact pen everything he claimed....granted half a dozen poets over a period of 500 years isn't exactly rewriting our national identity....even some of the greats I found too stiff....dickens was one my faves he had heart....I can relate more to bob Dylan than any of these people

If you don't like them they must be crap.

This country is full of poetry, from traditional poets to lyricists... I'm surprised you can't acknowledge that.

[lime]

Do you not read the star? There are steamy romps every night. We have even had a lesbian fling. We have had a terrorist threat and MI5 storming the house. And even someones nose exploding
:joker::joker:

[the truth]

If you don't like them they must be crap.

This country is full of poetry, from traditional poets to lyricists... I'm surprised you can't acknowledge that.

nah its too much self flagulation...I preferred hemingway for starters..I don't think were a poetic nation at heart at all.....we are obsessed with structure and form.....bit like music ...were genius in structure and form prose and punctuation..but lacking in soul spirit passion whatever you call it....we tend to sneer at anything sentimental....I don't I embrace that sentimentality....its this that draws so many of us to American soul music and blues too...its got heart...Englishness is just too closely attached to monarchy often and it kills the passion for me..i don't even sing my own anthem? we are 50 million English men and women and we don't sing about our land our people, we sing about a rich lady on a throne? its utterly meaningless soulless passionless, its an insult to the great people of England......

despite our supposed great literary giants and famous singers, find me an English folk singer who sings from the heart? or a poet who writes from his soul...its a bit thin on the ground in my humble opinion... were all structure and not enough passion.....American country singers tend to be poets too...when you listen to woodie Guthrie , Waylon Jennings, bob Dylan , johnny cash, damn it youre there with them....you feel the pain, the joy, heck youre riding the horseback alongside them with blood sweat and tears pouring from every pore.....have I ever felt that with an English poet? nope....some of Dylan Thomas perhaps , he was a bit morbid but I did love under milk wood and the poem about becoming young again in death.....bit of a morbid alcoholic but he at least had the kind of passion I like.....each to their own I suppose

[Rob!]

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/grandpa-simpson-gif.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

If Daley hadn't done what he did he would have been inside Hazel's sugarwalls by now.

[Rob!]

Was it ever confirmed what went on between the chicken and the bunny under that table?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Was it ever confirmed what went on between the chicken and the bunny under that table?

she sucked his cock.

[amu]

But what is the status of the masturbation in the house? Sam said that if the power went out he would "wank". However considering that they have been there so long, they must have stroked themselves? Is this something they do in the bathroom? Because maybe it would be difficult to do it at night, because there are so many others there? And also for the men, since they ejaculate, that creates extra work?

Maybe there will be more masturbation when there are fewer housemates, because then they have more privacy in the sleeping area.

[Rob!]

But what is the status of the masturbation in the house? Sam said that if the power went out he would "wank". However considering that they have been there so long, they must have stroked themselves? Is this something they do in the bathroom? Because maybe it would be difficult to do it at night, because there are so many others there? And also for the men, since they ejaculate, that creates extra work?

Maybe there will be more masturbation when there are fewer housemates, because then they have more privacy in the sleeping area.

Well, assuming your being serious here :joker:

I think masturbation in the house is a fairly common thing, particularly among the younger lads. It only tends to be brought up on the show when someone is making a big deal of it like Marcus from BB10 or Benedict from last year. But it's up there with seeing them go to the loo, we just don't see it. But I would assume it does go on. 70 odd days without doing it would be pretty difficult for some of them I would suspect.

[Niamh.]

But what is the status of the masturbation in the house? Sam said that if the power went out he would "wank". However considering that they have been there so long, they must have stroked themselves? Is this something they do in the bathroom? Because maybe it would be difficult to do it at night, because there are so many others there? And also for the men, since they ejaculate, that creates extra work?

Maybe there will be more masturbation when there are fewer housemates, because then they have more privacy in the sleeping area.

Why would you want to watch people having a wank? Why not just watch some porn lol

[Calderyon]

But if the title is correct and a penis has not entered a vagina, then how did we came here?

From a cocoon? Or did we grow on trees?

[bez87]

Yes it was wrong of me about the sterotypes. Even though a lot of english people are very snobby, classy etcetc., not all are, that is true.

Since you have an upperclass, you also have a lowerclass, I am aware of that yes. I have read stories from the british underclass, about very young females, that are "prostitutes", not that they are selling sex, but that their morales are like that yes.
I remember this story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2086912/Britains-youngest-grandad-30-dumped-14-pint-lager-binges-got-job.html
And I also remember other stories, but I do not have the links.

It is wrong to stereotype, and I appologize.

What is the Milton Keynes reference? I did not get it, I tried to read up on it on Wikipedia, but it just seems like a british place. Is there someone special from BB there?, or are there special people that live there?

Where are you from?? and what Big Brothers around the world, have loads of sex in them :S, looking at the Big Brothers i know of, We are probably one of the less strictest their is for that type of stuff, we've had our fair share of stuff, I'd love to know this crazy sex fuelled big brother you are used to watching. i tried watching an episode of BigBrother U.S.A but the episode i watched there were about a billion evictions going on and the house scared it all seemed set in a massive studio???

[anne666]

But what is the status of the masturbation in the house? Sam said that if the power went out he would "wank". However considering that they have been there so long, they must have stroked themselves? Is this something they do in the bathroom? Because maybe it would be difficult to do it at night, because there are so many others there? And also for the men, since they ejaculate, that creates extra work?

Maybe there will be more masturbation when there are fewer housemates, because then they have more privacy in the sleeping area.

Had enough fun yet??:sleep::sleep:

[CaudleHalbard]

But if the title is correct and a penis has not entered a vagina, then how did we came here?

From a cocoon? Or did we grow on trees?

Erich von Däniken said we come from space! :)

[Kyle]

Where are you from?? and what Big Brothers around the world, have loads of sex in them :S, looking at the Big Brothers i know of, We are probably one of the less strictest their is for that type of stuff, we've had our fair share of stuff, I'd love to know this crazy sex fuelled big brother you are used to watching. i tried watching an episode of BigBrother U.S.A but the episode i watched there were about a billion evictions going on and the house scared it all seemed set in a massive studio???

In my slightly younger days I do remember there was a youtube video doing the rounds of a Lesbian sex clip from a Bulgarian Big brother. It was quite good actually but I don't know if it actually was real, it seemed it.

[Calderyon]

Erich von Däniken said we come from space! :)

So we are extraterrestrial beings then! My god! This changes everything! :shocked:

[Patrick]

This is the first BB I have seen. Is it usual for the british BB to not have sex, were there sex in the earlier seasons?

Watch Teen Big Brother, and Series 5 & 6 x

[PecsLova]

Excuse me dear boy, I take exception to your filth and debauchery. I believe you need a jolly good shake round the ears to clean away this unsavoury diatrite.

Yours in extreme displeasure,


Sir Simpleton Mindleforth

Ok that is my favourite response to a post ever :hugesmile:

Love it! :spin:

[Kyle]

Ok that is my favourite response to a post ever :hugesmile:

Love it! :spin:

Why thankyou my good man/madam. :hug: