Sam's Best Bits

[MrWong]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tLAz3zvoSvQ/T87MOog8RPI/AAAAAAAAMkU/Q_ycgdT8e1c/s400/20120418120245-62cbeff6.gif

[Vanessa]

http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo259/Sebastionbear/Tumbleweed_zps99ed90be.gif

[fingers]

That was way more interesting than the boy himself!

[BigBuk]

Sam has had lots of good bits like :

[karezza]

1. The bit where he spoke about his winky
2. The bit where he spoke about masturbation
3. The bit where he tried to kiss the woman who spraytanned him.

[MrWong]

Sam has had lots of good bits like :

Oh yeah! How about when he..

[Josy]

I would imagine a lot of his best bits will include clips of him and Callum and their friendship, some of him and Jemima too.

[BigBuk]

Oh yeah! How about when he..

That was one of the best moments of the series but not as good as when he...

[Vanessa]

That was one of the best moments of the series but not as good as when he...

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Emma says..... And here are your best bits Sam! http://actyourage09.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/tcfscan_medium1.jpg

[MrWong]

I would imagine a lot of his best bits will include clips of him and Callum and their friendship, some of him and Jemima too.

I'm guessing lots of unseen footage that didn't make it onto the show.

[Johnnyuk123]

His relationship with his mattress was so inspiring.

[MrWong]

His relationship with his mattress was so inspiring.

:joker:

He could dedicate his win to all the lazy ****ers out there.

[SillyTilly]

He had some great moments... in the first week and then he just seemed to disappear.

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker:

He could dedicate his win to all the lazy ****ers out there.

:joker:

Daily Star the day after he gets out....

Slumberland offer Sam a starring role!

[Vanessa]

How is he second favourite to win? He's as fun as watching paint dry. :crazy:

[BigBuk]

How is he second favourite to win? He's as fun as watching paint dry. :crazy:

Thats a terrible metaphor for this situation. I'd easily prefer watching paint dry... No brainer.

[Vanessa]

Thats a terrible metaphor for this situation. I'd easily prefer watching paint dry... No brainer.

:laugh: Me too!

[BigBuk]

:laugh: Me too!

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Emma: I will now talk to the house.
And the winner of BB 2013 is................................................ .SAM!!
Crowd cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emma: Sam you are now the winner of Big Brother 2013 how do you feel???
Sam: (asleep on the sofa) Zzzzzzzz
Emma: could Sophie please wake Sam up.
Sophie: I is tryin he won't fekin wake up.
Emma: ok lets go to a commercial break. Someone fetch me a fekin stretcher!
Sophie: Wakes up yoos lazy barstard! eeew his winky expanded! dirty begger!
Sam: Zzzzzzzzzzz

[CaudleHalbard]

Emma: I will now talk to the house.
And the winner of BB 2013 is................................................ .SAM!!
Crowd cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emma: Sam you are now the winner of Big Brother 2013 how do you feel???
Sam: (asleep on the sofa) Zzzzzzzz
Emma: could Sophie please wake Sam up.
Sophie: I is tryin he won't fekin wake up.
Emma: ok lets go to a commercial break. Someone fetch me a fekin stretcher!
Sophie: Wakes up yoos lazy barstard! eeew his winky expanded! dirty begger!
Sam: Zzzzzzzzzzz

Don't laugh - it could happen! ;)

[Ryan57]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tLAz3zvoSvQ/T87MOog8RPI/AAAAAAAAMkU/Q_ycgdT8e1c/s400/20120418120245-62cbeff6.gif

:joker:

[alex_front2]

Told you Sam was going to win from week 1 (lucky put £50 bet when his odds drifted in week 2). Would like Gina to win, but black women won't win. SO I am quids in with sam (unless *gulp* he leaves tonight).

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't laugh - it could happen! ;)

Would be funny if it did. lol :joker: