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Rob!
29-07-2013, 02:33 AM
Words cannot describe the hatred I feel for the twins. I'd say they're as bad as each other but even at this stage I can't tell them apart.

But seriously - Who the hell are they to decide whether Callum needs therapy or not? I HATE THEM SO MUCH....!!!!! :devil::devil::devil:

Im_Juz_ChiLLin
29-07-2013, 02:34 AM
Well they were right....it was a pathetic painting with no quality whatsoever it was truly dire in my opinion ;)

Jords
29-07-2013, 02:36 AM
His painting was pretty good, bit dramatic but it was thoughtful.

Ace
29-07-2013, 02:56 AM
Callum's painting was the best by a country mile. He really understood the task. His was a true representation of his journey and his narrative was execellent.

Calderyon
29-07-2013, 03:23 AM
I didnīt see anything wrong with it. To me it was graphically maybe the best one there.

Compared to what the twins did, it was a masterpiece.

WozMan
29-07-2013, 03:54 AM
Callum's painting was the best by a country mile. He really understood the task. His was a true representation of his journey and his narrative was execellent.

Very true
It seems to the twins 'crap' means 'made us feel crap'
I didnīt see anything wrong with it. To me it was graphically maybe the best one there.

Compared to what the twins did, it was a masterpiece.
Spot on. Callums painting was WAY better than anything I could have done both technically and artistically. I like to think I'm good with words but put a blank canvas and some paint in front of me and I'll have a panic attack!!

When he was journeying on the road to "the light", it looked like he was walking on a cock.

I'm surprised no one noticed this.
:hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile: I thought that for a second

Daffodil
29-07-2013, 07:42 AM
Painting self-expression can vary massively in individuals. They all did well to paint a representation of their journey in BB. It is not supposed to be traditionally 'artistic'. :pipe:

Bitchy Comment Alert: Although I am surprised that Hazel didn't just draw a big camera :idc: :bored:

Kyle
29-07-2013, 07:49 AM
Well they were right....it was a pathetic painting with no quality whatsoever it was truly dire in my opinion ;)

He's not exactly a professional painter anyway so no need for the harshness, although the cynic in me thinks your opinion may be clouded by Dexter bias.

joeysteele
29-07-2013, 08:00 AM
I like the way he had used colour to highlight more dramatic periods. It was as good as the others in all truth.
It told a story, I saw nothing to really criticise as to it and there were pretty good efforts from near all of them anyway.

Niamh.
29-07-2013, 09:09 AM
Callums was probably the best one in terms of actual drawing, Dexter was pretty s**t though

Vicky.
29-07-2013, 09:11 AM
Quite liked them all (Sams was hilarious :D ) except for Sophie's an Gina's

AnnieK
29-07-2013, 09:14 AM
Well they were right....it was a pathetic painting with no quality whatsoever it was truly dire in my opinion ;)

Let's be fair though, he could have painted the Mona Lisa and you would think it was dire because callum painted it..:laugh:

Kazanne
29-07-2013, 09:21 AM
Words cannot describe the hatred I feel for the twins. I'd say they're as bad as each other but even at this stage I can't tell them apart.

But seriously - Who the hell are they to decide whether Callum needs therapy or not? I HATE THEM SO MUCH....!!!!! :devil::devil::devil:

Well it didn't have ladies big titties on or several stick men,but it WAS the best of the bunch imo,but as annie quite rightly said if it had been a masterpiece,to some it would have been the worst:joker:

Ellen
29-07-2013, 09:29 AM
Well it didn't have ladies big titties on or several stick men,but it WAS the best of the bunch imo,but as annie quite rightly said if it had been a masterpiece,to some it would have been the worst:joker:

I didnt think it was bad either and yes have to agree with you & annie that some will say it was bad just because Callum did it.

MilkMaid
29-07-2013, 09:35 AM
Well they were right....it was a pathetic painting with no quality whatsoever it was truly dire in my opinion ;)

Thank you, Brian Sewell.

I thought that all the others were masterpieces, especially Dexter's, which was better than the Mona Lisa and will definitely be exhibited in both the Louvre and Tate Gallery.

smudgie
29-07-2013, 09:36 AM
Best picture by far. It had a beginning a middle and an end, full story.

Sam's was the funniest, it also told a lot. Loved the tongues hanging out at Hazel's big boobs and best of all was Dexter kissing Charlie's ass.
Altogether a good task

Jemal
29-07-2013, 09:39 AM
Thank you, Brian Sewell.

I thought that all the others were masterpieces, especially Dexter's, which was better than the Mona Lisa and will definitely be exhibited in both the Louvre and Tate Gallery.

LMFAO

alex_front2
29-07-2013, 09:44 AM
Although Charlie's technically was the best drawing, I actually think Callum embraced the task (like I knew he would) and gave a good account of his time in BB

Northern Monkey
29-07-2013, 09:46 AM
They were all pretty dire tbh.Callums seemed like one of the better ones tbf.

MilkMaid
29-07-2013, 09:52 AM
LMFAO

I thank you! My work here is done! :thumbs:

Kazanne
29-07-2013, 09:54 AM
Best picture by far. It had a beginning a middle and an end, full story.

Sam's was the funniest, it also told a lot. Loved the tongues hanging out at Hazel's big boobs and best of all was Dexter kissing Charlie's ass.
Altogether a good task

Yes,that was fantastic,he might not say a lot but he's sure noticed:hugesmile:

Sophiee
29-07-2013, 11:58 AM
I actually thought his painting was one of the better ones. a lot of thought clearly went into it.

Josy
29-07-2013, 11:59 AM
There was nothing wrong with his painting IMO, Dexter's and the Twins were ****.

Daffodil
29-07-2013, 12:06 PM
Can't wait for the psychologist's analysis of those pics.

CaudleHalbard
29-07-2013, 12:07 PM
Can't wait for the psychologist's analysis of those pics.

Oh god. Lol! :D

DanaC
29-07-2013, 12:08 PM
Can't wait for the psychologist's analysis of those pics.

I'm guessing with Callum they'll come up with 'creepy', 'scary' and possibly round it off with 'wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley/wouldn't like to see what's under his patio' [delete as applicable]

They may even show their professional class by saying 'he's not right' or 'he's a weirdo'.

Beso
29-07-2013, 12:11 PM
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The fattest off the twins, I cant remember his name off hand, but he's the one that looks like an extra from one flew over the cuckoos nest, Jack I think, or maybe Joe,the one that pranced about with his fat arse hanging out the bikini like some Family Guy sketch.

Well have you noticed this last 2 weeks, wherever Hazel goes, labotomy face will follow. WIERDO ALERT.

EzzaB
29-07-2013, 01:39 PM
Can't wait for the psychologist's analysis of those pics.

ahahahah. For sure there's going to be a load of BS made up about them

the truth
29-07-2013, 01:44 PM
Well they were right....it was a pathetic painting with no quality whatsoever it was truly dire in my opinion ;)
youre only saying that because youre in dexys corner....I am also with dexy but im less biased....I thought callums painting was great, top quality, vibrant and intense and brutally honest too

Josy
29-07-2013, 01:49 PM
Now that I remember I actually wanted them to show us more of Hazels, she had drawn something that looked like the grim reaper and I was looking forward to her explanation of it but they ignored that part.

Was thinking she might have been viewing bb as the death of peoples careers or something along those lines, I take it we will never know now anyway.

Kizzy
29-07-2013, 01:56 PM
Stupid fat twins foff....