Dexter Lab

[Vanessa]

A thread dedicated to the (mostly unintentional) comedy provided by the legend that is Dexter Koh.

I'll start you off with his puny work-out
http://bb3.channel5.com/c5/article/video/-Dexter-feels-the-burn/

then you can have his 'bad chi'. :hugesmile:

Please add your own contributions.

[Vanessa]

This wine tastes cowy! :D

[Kate!]

there is already a fan thread?

[Vanessa]

Dexter chasing Gina through the garden.

[Vanessa]

His naked streak. He was holding his ass. :joker:

[karezza]

Dexter's footballing skills::joker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxy1P8oSOxY

[Roy Mars III]

sticky this thread

[Vanessa]

'I think we should put those dead flowers down the toilet. Dead flowers are really bad chi - REALLY bad.'

[Kazanne]

"I'll ruin your ****in life" what a lovely bloke.......NOT

[Vanessa]

"I didn't bring any photos. It show weakness"
And then he puts he shades on afterwards....

Like 'H' off CSI Miami :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

I cringed and LOLed when he told that story about jerking off for a German guy on the internet to earn some cash. Dan's ick face at hearing it was perfect. :laugh3:

[Vanessa]

In the Diary Room : 'I've come on Big Brother to de-arsehole myself.' And totally deadpan too. :joker:

[Vanessa]

..anytime he's wearing that onesie! He looks like a toddler in a babygrow. :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

'Flirting leads to womanization.' :laugh:

[Vanessa]

It's like Japanese Baywatch :bigsmile:

[Kate!]

Trollolol

[Vanessa]

His adorable dance moves - him and Gina giving it loads in the garden was golden!

[karezza]

Dexter's exercise routine::joker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f_gbyPASm8

[Vanessa]

In reply to Gina's question about things you can do with your tongue. 'Cleaning! You can clean someone's ear out with your tongue! :shocked::joker:

[Jemal]

"I'm the STUPIDEST in this house"

[MrWong]

Dexter's football skills.

cxy1P8oSOxY

:D

[Vanessa]

When he was doing his strenuous garden workout he appeared to have borrowed an eight year old girl's shorts. :joker:

[Jemal]

"I look up to you callum intellectually"

[Vanessa]

"I'm going to walk in a boy and walk out a man" :tongue:

[Roy Mars III]

only real quotes Hadouken

[Roy Mars III]

Dexter's football skills.

cxy1P8oSOxY

:D

City are looking to sign him once he leaves the house

[Vanessa]

questions in the DR just before the SH twist "Well from these questions I guess I am still an a-hole" :joker:

[Vanessa]

'' ****** my life'' When he saw Hazel and Daley close together! :bigsmile:

[Vanessa]

Don't use me as a human shield ever again.

[Roy Mars III]

best one was after being nominated by all but one or two people that second week and they exposed how many nominations they each got

"I've come into the house to make some new friends, judging from nominations this week I have done that."

[MrWong]

Dexter's exercise routine::joker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f_gbyPASm8

:joker: Thanks! Not seen that one before.

[Vanessa]

When getting ready for the pursuit of Charlie dance routine - the suspicious package down the front of his leggings! And his OTT facial expressions of longing during the dance! :laugh3:

[karezza]

He bit in the Diary Room when he said he came into Big Brother to "de-arsehole myself".

[Jemal]

only real quotes Hadouken

Roy he said that Lol.

[Vanessa]

1) Can you put the knife down, Callum

2) Shall I pop your cork?

3) I'll try not to have too much head on it.

:D

[Vanessa]

In the diary room, after being saved by the public for (I think) the third time, he said it was like a cowboy movie where the bad guy just won't die. :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

'I'm the president of the Callum Appreciation Society!' :laugh3:

[Vanessa]

Last night on LF when talking to Gina he said " Only 3 people in my personal space - my hairdresser, doctor and..........the one that does my pedicures Lol

[Roy Mars III]

Roy he said that Lol.

he must have been drunk

[Vanessa]

Thursday night. on the way to the DR and Dexter fell up the stairs "****** MY ARSE" :joker:

[Vanessa]

11:57am: Charlie- "where is everyone?" Dexter- "they've popped out to the cinema." :laugh:

[Vanessa]

"Opinions are like arseholes .... everybody's got one" :joker:

[Vanessa]

Hazel "It's the small things in here that entertain me" Dexter replied "It's a good thing you didn't see me in the shower then" :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

"Hunter, gatherer, hear me roar"!! When suggesting Callum is trying to be the alpha male of the House.

[smeagol]

about wolfie - the camels spitting again

I've come here to de-arsehole myself

hope we don't have to wear f=in wigs , I'll look like Alan Partridge.'

[Vanessa]

When he was talking to Gina and he said to one of the twins, "anyone can join in if they have the minerals"

And to Callum after dinner-"Good attempt"

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Essential maintenance my *******ing ball sack. :shocked::laugh:

[Vanessa]

After picking up 10 nominations....

Dexter - I guess I'm still an arsehole :joker:

[Vanessa]

In his audition VT talking about his sugar babies:

"Look, I'm young, I have a good time, and when you're as ugly as me you've got to pay for it, let's be honest :D

[Vanessa]

Dexter: "I think everyone's been told a secret before entering the house"
Dan "Wait, were you told a secret?"
Dex: "No ... well everyone except me"

[Vanessa]

"Remember guys times are tough lets pull together"

[Vanessa]

Talking about what it would be like if BB actually told the truth to HMs.

Dexter (as BB) "this is Big Brother - Dexter you are an ar@ehole" :joker:

[Vanessa]

When he accidenly wore someone's elses pants...loved his reaction when he found out who's they were . :joker:

[Vanessa]

Last night to Callum he said "on paper you spank my ass and stick it in" lol :joker:

[Vanessa]

Dexter saying the housemates are simply "taking the piss out of his life" because he's constantly up for eviction!! :laugh:

[Vanessa]

YOU can tell when people nominate you, when they come down the stairs, they don't look at you in the eye"

[Vanessa]

"I look rough, I need to up my game"

[Vanessa]

best one was after being nominated by all but one or two people that second week and they exposed how many nominations they each got

"I've come into the house to make some new friends, judging from nominations this week I have done that."

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Dexter's footballing skills::joker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxy1P8oSOxY

:laugh3: Move over, Ronaldo!

[Vanessa]

The man is hilarious. He cracks me up everytime. :joker:

[Vanessa]

Could one of the mods sticky this thread, please? It's a bit of fun to lighten the mood. :D

[Marc]

Could one of the mods sticky this thread, please? It's a bit of fun to lighten the mood. :D

No.

[Vanessa]

No.

:bawling:

[Vicky.]

No.

:joker:

[Vanessa]

:joker:

:sad: Could you sticky the thread, Vicky? I don't know how to do it. :bawling:

[Niamh.]

:sad: Could you sticky the thread, Vicky? I don't know how to do it. :bawling:

Only Mods and admin can sticky threads and we won't be sticking a Dexters quote thread :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Only Mods and admin can sticky threads and we won't be sticking a Dexters quote thread :laugh:

:(

[Roy Mars III]

make me a mod so i can sticky it

[Vicky.]

:sad: Could you sticky the thread, Vicky? I don't know how to do it. :bawling:

I could, but I wont. Above all else there are loads of stickied threads. And if we stickied this, we would have to do the same for all the other HMs too..which would man the whole front page was stickies :laugh:

[Vanessa]

make me a mod so i can sticky it

:laugh:

[smeagol]

how about a sticky thread for funiest moments/one liners of the series
then all housemates will be represented ( not like the rest are funny but least it would be fair lol )

[Niamh.]

How about I add the links for HMs quote threads to the thread finder that's stickied? cos we already have a lot of stickied threads

[Vanessa]

How about I add the links for HMs quote threads to the thread finder that's stickied? cos we already have a lot of stickied threads

Thanks, Niamh. That will do. :amazed:

[Niamh.]

No worries