Simon Cowell to be a Dad

[arista]

"Simon Cowell expecting a baby with married
New York socialite Lauren Silverman
Lauren, 36, is said to be '10 weeks along' in the pregnancy
She is still technically married to real estate mogul
Andrew, but is said to be planning to leave him to be
with Cowell
Cowell made no reference to the claims
during an interview on Chelsea Lately on Tuesday night"


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2381888/Simon-Cowell-expecting-baby-married-New-York-socialite-Lauren-Silverman.html#ixzz2ad7BXXdr

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King Simon doing a test run in Dec 2012

[Z]

Did they do it in his closet?

[Kazanne]

he'll make a great dad,lucky kid

[reece(:]

Mini Cowell :shocked:

[GiRTh]

Did they do it in his closet?:nono::joker:

I wonder how much he's paying her.

[Shaun]

part of me hopes the child winds up on some talent show totally humiliated. Horrible, I know, but then it's what he's made millions off the back of.

[Z]

:nono::joker:

I wonder how much he's paying her.

Maybe they used a turkey baster. You can get them for about 20p in Tesco you know

part of me hopes the child winds up on some talent show totally humiliated. Horrible, I know, but then it's what he's made millions off the back of.

:laugh: I would love this. So much.

[arista]

King Simon
will make a great dad
so long as keeps his many dogs away from baby

[GiRTh]

Maybe they used a turkey baster. You can get them for about 20p in Tesco you know:joker:

Any one notice that she looks a lot like Terry Seymour (http://newsok.com/simon-cowell-and-his-girlfriend-terri-seymour-broke-up/article/3816008) and Mezghan Hussainy (http://www.bornrich.com/mezhgan-hussainy.html). Cowels definitely got a type

[Z]

:joker:

Any one notice that she looks a lot like Terry Seymour (http://newsok.com/simon-cowell-and-his-girlfriend-terri-seymour-broke-up/article/3816008) and Mezghan Hussainy (http://www.bornrich.com/mezhgan-hussainy.html). Cowels definitely got a type

Maybe he, Terri, Mezghan and this girl all have the same type

[Marcus.]

good luck to him

[Marc]

Simon's semen must be impeccable

[GiRTh]

Maybe he, Terri, Mezghan and this girl all have the same type
Yes. Men. (Allegedly)

[Ninastar]

aww i'm happy for him. he's always seemed like he'd be a good dad to me

[Samm]

Another Simon cowell :worship:

[Z]

I'm sure he's used to boys crying out for daddy in th- no I can't finish this sentence it's too awful

[Niamh.]

So it's his friends wife?...............

Home wrecker!!! Or does that just apply to women? :idc:

[Jesus.]

People with serious money really think they are beyond reproach. I'd never do that to a good friend of mine, and I'm sure my good ones wouldn't do that to me either.

I'd go absolutely nuts if that happened to me. It's not like his divorce will be an easy thing for him to be going through as it stands, but throw in your best mate impregnating your wife, then ******ing hell. I'd seriously fly at Cowell if I was him.

[arista]

So it's his friends wife?...............

Home wrecker!!! Or does that just apply to women? :idc:




no its a Deal to get a bubba

[arista]

People with serious money really think they are beyond reproach. I'd never do that to a good friend of mine, and I'm sure my good ones wouldn't do that to me either.

I'd go absolutely nuts if that happened to me. It's not like his divorce will be an easy thing for him to be going through as it stands, but throw in your best mate impregnating your wife, then ******ing hell. I'd seriously fly at Cowell if I was him.


his Body Guard would knock you to the ground.

[arista]

Simon's semen must be impeccable



Yes its well feed

[Jesus.]

his Body Guard would knock you to the ground.

If I was one of Cowells close friends, we'd probably have conversations without body guards around.

I'm not talking about me, I was putting myself in this guys place.

[Z]

All facetious comments aside, I think Simon Cowell doesn't respect women and clearly doesn't have many true friends either going by his public and private dealings with people. He'll probably die old and lonely and no amount of money or casual sex or illegitimate children can change that, in my opinion.

[arista]

If I was one of Cowells close friends, we'd probably have conversations without body guards around.

I'm not talking about me, I was putting myself in this guys place.


Yes but not possible
unless your a diver sneaking to a boat.

[Jesus.]

Yes but not possible
unless your a diver sneaking to a boat.

Whatever drugs you take, you need to hook a brutha up.

[Kyle]

Summed it up for me when I was flicking through topics and I found "Simon Cowell to be a Dad" and underneath it it said "Jesus".

Don't think I can add anything more to that. :hugesmile:

[arista]

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King Simon gets his pay confirmed from SonyBMG sales
His lady is shocked at the amount of 0's

[Ryan57]

Would love him as Dad.

[Tom4784]

What a Skeez.

[Kazanne]

So it's his friends wife?...............

Home wrecker!!! Or does that just apply to women? :idc:

They've been apart for over a year,I would think it's over:hugesmile:

[Marsh.]

Elton John has kids. :whistle:

[Z]

Louis Walsh must be delighted

[Niamh.]

They've been apart for over a year,I would think it's over:hugesmile:

It's his friends wife though..........classy

[Marsh.]

It's his friends wife though..........classy

Wonder what Sinitta has to say. :laugh:

Apart from "I'm 40" again.

[Z]

It's his friends wife though..........classy

Yeah it's overstepping a mark regardless of whether they're together or not... if the woman and her husband hate each other then he's betraying his friend; if they are still close then he's betraying his friend... friends should always steer clear of their friends' exes

[Joelle.]

King Simon
will make a great dad
so long as keeps his many dogs away from baby

By dogs you mean Sinitta, Terri Seymour, Jackie Sinclair and Carmen Electra? :laugh:

[arista]

By dogs you mean Sinitta, Terri Seymour, Jackie Sinclair and Carmen Electra? :laugh:

No

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[arista]

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[Jords]

I dont see him as good father material. But theyre gonna enjoy his cash thats for sure.

[Z]

By dogs you mean Sinitta, Terri Seymour, Jackie Sinclair and Carmen Electra? :laugh:

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