Big Brother: Secrets & Lies - Highlights - 01/08/13 - 10/11pm - C5/C5+1

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Big Brother 2013: Day 49 highlights and recap

Big Brother 2013 airs tonight at 10PM on Channel 5 & 11pm on C5+1

Day 49 in the Big Brother 2013 house saw the latest shopping task continue.

Yesterday housemates won 50% of their total shopping budget in Day One of Nemesis. Day Two begins with more training and raw eggs to be drunk.

Gina Warrior Princess struggles with eating her five raw eggs. However Hotshot Hazel has no such issue.

Dexter The Devious is talking to Hotshot Hazel whilst she is in the shower. He tells her he has woken up still hating Cowboy Callum after their fall out the previous night.

After some training and protein the housemates decide to practice their catwalk skills.

Cowboy Callum and Strongman Sam are deliberating over who will go in Friday’s eviction. Strongman Sam thinks it will be Hotshot Hazel or Cowboy Callum.

Press conference for the next battle takes place. The Jackador will face off against The Jaded Joker.

The Jackador was voted by housemates as most likely to win but The Jaded Joker won the battle. Housemates gain no extra percentage for the shopping budget.

Strongman Sam wins his battle against Sophie Slamdown. Housemates guessed correctly and have therefore won 75% of the shopping budget and completed their task. The total shopping budget is £375.

Housemates are given permission to use the pool; The Jaded Joker and The Jackador take advantage of this by swimming round and round creating waves.

Gina cooks for the house using beer and chilli as key ingredients. Housemates are not impressed with her attempt and ban her from the kitchen in future.

Charlie is in the diary room telling Big Brother how she feels about both Callum and Dexter and their tension has been blown out of proportion.

Hazel is on the sofa with Dexter, she feels since the task last week, when housemates got to see what the public perception of her; she has noticed that certain housemates have distanced themselves from her.

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Tonight on Big Brother's Bit On The Side: Thursday 1st August

Boy oh boy, do we have a lovely Bit On The Side for you tonight. The brilliant Emma Willis will be shooting the breeze with a great bunch of panel guests and the nominated housemates will be answering the questions our lovely viewers have sent in.

Big Brother 12 housemate Tom O'Connell will be flicking his luscious locks and offering an ex-housemate perspective, while Made In Chelsea's Ashley James and showbiz guru Emma Kennedy will be wowing us all with their bloody marvellous insight.

We'll also be joined by the ever-impressive Diane Youdale, as she digs deep to analyse what makes those housemates tick.

See you there!

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Show starting in 30 mins ;)

[Samm]

Another S*** BOTS line up

[arista]

On Ch5HD in 10mins

[Rob!]

50 days in and I still love the opening titles :lovedup:

Evening peeps.

[arista]

On Now

[zakman440]

Hi everyone! :wavey:

[Samm]

Hello

[Rob!]

:dance:

[Kazanne]

Hello:xyxwave:

[Shaun]

django django :love:

[zakman440]

:joker: This song is in the Phoneshop advert.

[Braden]

Im glad Sophie's bitching about Sam. It's going to make her unpopular.

[Samm]

I wish they would play the alarm every day

[Shaun]

"has began"

tf happened to Big Brother's grasp on the English language

[Apple202]

ughh I cba turn my tv on

[Johnnyuk123]

They look like two beached whales. aww bless em

[Johnnyuk123]

Gina lol

[Marcus.]

well done tiwns

[Kazanne]

LOl @ Gina

[zakman440]

Swallow :laugh2:

[Marcus.]

gina - that blood

[Samm]

Ugh poor gina

[Rob!]

Surely that should have been "begun" Big Brother.....? :nono: :D

Gina :joker: She's ridiculous.

[Johnnyuk123]

Gina swallows. lol

[Marcus.]

awwwww sam

[Kazanne]

Some callum bashing already

[Samm]

Strong man Sam

[Kazanne]

callum being a gent and doing it in the DR

[Samm]

Callum you have already been beaten

[Rob!]

Dexter just looks permanently evil.

[arista]

Callum the storm is in your thick head

[Rob!]

I swear they do this every year :joker:

[burnie]

I never thought I'd say it but I actually think Callum has got to Dexter as much as Dexter has to Callum.

[Shaun]

Hazel doing herself no favours :sad:

[Marcus.]

they having fun
dexter and hazel

[Braden]

Hazel's turn for a bad edit this episode :(

[Johnnyuk123]

Hazel and Dexter spot on observation.

[Kazanne]

they having fun
dexter and hazel

Miserable pair of twats :joker:

[Apple202]

that game isn't funny tho hazel's right

[burnie]

Sam :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

How woooed Sam!

[GypsyGoth]

I think Hazel should be smarter with the eviction so close.

[zakman440]

Hexter back on?

[Kazanne]

that game isn't funny tho hazel's right

They just passing the time instead of slagging folk off

[hijaxers]

Hazel's turn for a bad edit this episode :(
Why ? because she ain't up for teenage games ?

[Waynoo]

Good girl sophie

[arista]

at last the real Sophie

[Kazanne]

Why ? because she ain't up for teenage games ?

I bet she would be if daley was still there,lol

[Johnnyuk123]

They just passing the time instead of slagging folk off

They ALL slag each other off.

[Samm]

Well if you don't give a s*** tell him

[Marcus.]

Miserable pair of twats :joker:

aye lol
it was a bit of a laugh

[Kazanne]

They ALL slag each other off.

I never said they didn't did I ? sensitive much!

[hijaxers]

Me an Saim we just don't git onn

[Brother Leon]

No more Callum and Dexter fighting means we get fun like this!

Can't wait until one of them goes next week :p

[Rob!]

Miserable pair of twats :joker:

:joker:

[Shaun]

I can get behind a brash Sophie

[Videostar]

I don't think pretending to be catwalk models is entertaining....no one in this thread would if your honest.

[Rob!]

Aldi?

[Kazanne]

aye lol
it was a bit of a laugh

They've got to do something to pass the time,better than lying in bed .

[Videostar]

No more Callum and Dexter fighting means we get fun like this!

Can't wait until one of them goes next week :p

What fun?

[Johnnyuk123]

I don't think pretending to be catwalk models is entertaining....no one in this thread would if your honest.

Now if it were nude modelling......

[thesheriff443]

I can get behind a brash Sophie

only if your going to push her, off a cliff

[Marcus.]

I don't think pretending to be catwalk models is entertaining....no one in this thread would if your honest.

you what them just sitting around moaning all the time

[smudgie]

:joker::joker::joker:at Hazel and Dexter..they really aren't all that..they just think they are. Hazel forever saying she s bored with everyone n the house, she is not exactly riveting herself.

[hijaxers]

I can get behind a brash Sophie

What ya wanna bend her over and shove it in - Sorry Dar Dexters job ask Callum he knows !

[Johnnyuk123]

Sweep stake at work i got Sam in bed 26 minutes into the show. Come on Sam go to bed!

[Johnnyuk123]

Drat he's in his bed. damn i lost.

[GypsyGoth]

Callum is trying to tease Dex by flaunting his bum.

[Rob!]

Go on Callum, stick up to yourself.

[Brother Leon]

What fun?

Sarcasm.

[smudgie]

Drat he's in his bed. damn i lost.

All is not lost..he is on the bed, not in it.

[Waynoo]

Oh god the twins being "funny"

[zakman440]

:joker::joker::joker:at Hazel and Dexter..they really aren't all that..they just think they are. Hazel forever saying she s bored with everyone n the house, she is not exactly riveting herself.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ln/20130613/140613_big_brother/joe-glenny-jack-glenny-big-brother-secrets-and_3718747.jpg

[Marcus.]

yes the tiwns task

[Johnnyuk123]

All is not lost..he is on the bed, not in it.

Laying on his bed is in our sweepstake rules. i lost. But I won £40 a few days ago for a no show so it's all good.

[smeagol]

sam in bed shocker lol

[GypsyGoth]

yes the tiwns task

Do you like one of the twins more than the other?

[smudgie]

Laying on his bed is in our sweepstake rules. i lost. But I won £40 a few days ago for a no show so it's all good.

Brilliant.

[smeagol]

thought the twins were one housmate this is silly

[Rob!]

Oh. A twin's task. Colour me overjoyed.

[hijaxers]

Oh god the twins being "funny"

Yeah great ! don't matter who loses as they are 1 person - its bloody ridiculous BB are the biggest twats in the house !

[Amy Jade]

This is boring up to now

[Apple202]

they both look like they're going to cry when they're insulted

[Videostar]

Sarcasm.

Sorry. :joker:

[zakman440]

:bored: Here comes more 'narration' from Marcus Bentley.

[burnie]

Sophie nearly got distracted herself asking that

[Shaun]

daddy yankee? haven't heard this song in ages :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

thought the twins were one housmate this is silly

Oh my, imagine if they actually were one housemate? eeeewwwww

[Waynoo]

Whats this music?

[erinp5]

The Spuds u don't like.

[Brother Leon]

Tuuune.

[Shaun]

Whats this music?

"Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee

[Johnnyuk123]

It's like watching jelly on a plate.

[Waynoo]

"Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee

Cheers

[Rob!]

Couldn't one of the others just chuck the other twin at him?

[Amy Jade]

The twins really arent funny at all

[Shaun]

award for worst joke of the series goes to Marcus there

[Rob!]

*Slams head on Desk*

Oh Bentley.

[Apple202]

are they seriously finding this task this difficult

[smudgie]

Couldn't one of the others just chuck the other twin at him?

What..and give themself a hernia:joker:

[Samm]

This task is stupid

[Johnnyuk123]

It's like embarrasing bodies does the crypton factor.

[GypsyGoth]

Yay one of the twins won :cheer:

[Amy Jade]

It's like embarrasing bodies does the crypton factor.
:laugh2:

[Samm]

Sam and hazel

[Johnnyuk123]

Sam really is a crude little boy.

[Rob!]

Yay one of the twins won :cheer:

:Joker:



Oh, a Sam erection moment? How unique.

[hijaxers]

daddy yankee? haven't heard this song in ages :joker:
Yeah i love that song - all about the dreaded cocaine !

[fingers]

24 minutes gone already, this is BORING!

[Shaun]

hahahahaha got to love men incapable of being around women without getting an erection, top quality banter

[smudgie]

That laugh is like a hysterical girls

[zakman440]

That was some bad editing there.

[Apple202]

I like sophie she's cute

[Marcus.]

lol joe

[zakman440]

Confident :laugh2:

[Rob!]

Who's that in the diary room?

[Johnnyuk123]

Sam checking out Hazels boobies. Disscusting.

[Videostar]

Yes you are bothered Sophie, the popular boy doesn't like you and you hate it.

[smeagol]

sam see's her as competetion thats why. he is desperate to win the sneaky snoozin bore

[smudgie]

Sweet Sophie...my ass.

[burnie]

Sam checking out Hazels boobies. Disscusting.

What a monster. Kick him out of the house I say.

[Marcus.]

wowers sophie you have turned

[hijaxers]

It's like embarrasing bodies does the crypton factor.

Do ya mean the Crapped on factor ?

[Rob!]

Fair play to Hazel, if you're hated but got offered 50k, why wouldn't you take it?

[Marcus.]

wowers hazel

[Johnnyuk123]

Do ya mean the Crapped on factor ?

:joker::joker::joker:

[Videostar]

The more someone says they aren't bothered, the more they are bothered.

[Marcus.]

Fair play to Hazel, if you're hated but got offered 50k, why wouldn't you take it?

i would not i would like to get to the final

[Amy Jade]

What a monster. Kick him out of the house I say.
I know this is sarcasm but I think he should be thrown out, he's one of the most boring housemates ever. he could die and start decomposing in there and nobody would notice.

Callum would sit with his rotting corpse slagging off Dexter and not notice he died a week ago

[smudgie]

Fair play to Hazel, if you're hated but got offered 50k, why wouldn't you take it?

I would take it if I was loved never mind hated:hugesmile:

[Johnnyuk123]

Weve had Daley stalking Hazel, Callum stalking Charlie and now Sam stalking Hazels boobies. No wonder his hands are covering his groin. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

Fair play to Hazel, if you're hated but got offered 50k, why wouldn't you take it?

I hope they do offer it to Hazel. She deserves it for all the crap she's had to put up with.

[Rob!]

I would take it if I was loved never mind hated:hugesmile:

:D

Yeah but Marcus, if you knew the public hated you and you didn't really care that much about the other housemates?

[burnie]

I know this is sarcasm but I think he should be thrown out, he's one of the most boring housemates ever. he could die and start decomposing in there and nobody would notice.

Callum would sit with his rotting corpse slagging off Dexter and not notice he died a week ago

I don't even think he's the most boring housemate this series personally. Sophie takes that award for me.

[Johnnyuk123]

Why 4 chairs for jack n joe???

[Ramsay]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Brother Leon]

An eclipse LOL

[Rob!]

Cleverer? Is Callum taking the piss?

HAHA SOPHIE THOUGHT HE SAID CLIT :elephant:

[hijaxers]

Sophie just batter him !

[Kazanne]

LOL,LOL,@ Sam Ive seen eclipse brighter than that woman

[Ramsay]

smack the bitch sam

[smudgie]

Hahaha, " a what ".

[Apple202]

go Sophie :cheer:

[Samm]

Sam is going to get the most votes

[Johnnyuk123]

Cleverer? Is Callum taking the piss?

HAHA SOPHIE THOUGHT HE SAID CLIT :elephant:

She should have said... i will win this and not sleep my way to victory!

[Waynoo]

Sam is pretty pathetic

[smeagol]

im liking sophie

[Amy Jade]

I don't even think he's the most boring housemate this series personally. Sophie takes that award for me.
Meh at least she has an opinion, Sam is just a sheep to Callum. Borezilla

[hijaxers]

if it looks like a clown
behaves like clown
It must be a clown

[Samm]

Tune :dance:

[burnie]

An eclipse LOL

That was actually funny but the housemates laughed more at "alright Keith Lemon" for some reason... :conf:

[Rob!]

Thought I felt a tremor at about half three yesterday afternoon. :o

[Marsh.]

Why do the twins keep shoving Hazel about? I'd smack them if it was me.

[Johnnyuk123]

Why did they cut the part out where bb asked a housemate to wake Sam up for the task?

[Brother Leon]

Sam's character lol

[Samm]

Sophie could win

[hijaxers]

What the ****** was dancing Callum - please don't take yourself anywhere as you are a complete embarrassment to yourself

[Samm]

Is this the end to the shopping task now

[smudgie]

Wow nice they got personal budgets as well.

[smeagol]

twins one housmate when it suits them really annoys me now

[Ramsay]

the ipad still wrecks my head

[burnie]

Is this the end to the shopping task now

I hope so, it's been quite a boring couple of episodes tbh.

[Kazanne]

You people cant wait for the dexter Callum feud,what you gonna do when callum goes tomorrow,lol

[Amy Jade]

Can Sam buy a personality for £20?

[Samm]

Still angry they have not got chalk board

[Johnnyuk123]

Twins ordered 15 pizzas.

[smeagol]

Can Sam buy a personality for £20?

lol he will order a pillow

[Samm]

Can Sam buy a personality for £20?

:joker:

[smudgie]

Still angry they have not got chalk board

:joker: blame OCADO

[Marsh.]

Is this the first time they've shown them doing the shopping?

Is this the only year where it's taken this long for drama over the shopping? :laugh:

[Rob!]

Diet coke? Is he taking the piss?

[Ramsay]

Can Sam buy a personality for £20?

LOL

[Johnnyuk123]

You people cant wait for the dexter Callum feud,what you gonna do when callum goes tomorrow,lol

Me personally. Laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. ( if he goes ) or wait another week.

[smeagol]

20 burgers and a diet coke lol

[Amy Jade]

lol he will order a pillow
Hope Callum has a funny turn and smothers him with it :hmph:

[Johnnyuk123]

20 burgers and a diet coke lol

and thats just for starters.

[burnie]

Put the knife down Callum!

[smeagol]

callum being psycho again mr nice guy cant wait to stab someone

[Waynoo]

So callum that statement

[smudgie]

20 burgers and a diet coke lol

Yes, but that diet coke saves about 140 calories....:joker:

[Samm]

:joker: blame OCADO

They could of still used Chalk board Evan know that's there sponsor

[smeagol]

Yes, but that diet coke saves about 140 calories....:joker:

only if dont need the coke can lol

[Brother Leon]

"Make him say sorry" lol. **** that, murder him.

[Rob!]

TSUNAMI.

[Shaun]

oh i didn't know the pool had a whirlpool feature

[burnie]

INB4 whale jokes

[Amy Jade]

lol it looked like two sea lions going round waiting for a fish

[Samm]

Yesss the pool is open now for all housemates could see some action now

[Johnnyuk123]

Apparently 85% of gay men get their right nipple pierced and shoulder tattooed. Googles great for info stuff.

[Samm]

Apparently 85% of gay men get their right nipple pierced and shoulder tattooed. Googles great for info stuff.

Google is not always right

[Ramsay]

not one person would turn it down. anyone that says they would are lying..no one would risk staying in to win it

[smudgie]

Charlie thinks she will win, either that or she is talking out of her backside.:joker:

[smeagol]

charlie is talkin crap. shed stay to win but no in it to win wtf lol
she hs no chance take the money

[burnie]

hahaha Hazel's reaction to Charlie's rant!

[Waynoo]

Dream on callum

[smeagol]

i like hazels honesty she is one hard woman though but i do like her honest manner

[Marsh.]

hahaha Hazel's reaction to Charlie's rant!

Rant? Where did she rant?

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Callum is toast tomorrow odds shortening like mad......

[Amy Jade]

i've never gone along with the 'callum is creepy' thing but omg he's actually really creeping me out now

[Marcus.]

i would not
you enter with noughting and if i did not win leave with noughting

well done chairle
you gone up in my list

[Johnnyuk123]

Google is not always right

google is not always right but 18.4 million results on google beg to differ.

[burnie]

Rant? Where did she rant?

Well, fine her waffling on or whatever that was. What would you class it as?

[smudgie]

I would have the money spent before they got me out of the other dr door.:devil:

[JTM45]

Watching the twins in the pool was like a trip to Seaworld!:hugesmile:

[Shaun]

wow, durex aren't holding back in their advertising any more

[Johnnyuk123]

Watching the twins in the pool was like a trip to Seaworld!:hugesmile:

:joker::joker::joker:

[smeagol]

take the money i say. better to leave early anyway n no one cares after

[hijaxers]

Apparently 85% of gay men get their right nipple pierced and shoulder tattooed. Googles great for info stuff.

Aww did no one tell Cal the cowboy ?

[Amy Jade]

wow, durex aren't holding back in their advertising any more
I'm watching with my Mum :blush2:

[Samm]

Love sex

[smeagol]

im hiding my nipple ring lol

[Ramsay]

Callum :joker: :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

take the money i say. better to leave early anyway n no one cares after

If we were in the house Smeagol we'd be hated the first week and loved soon after it. Final two and i'd split the money with you, unless your thinking of doing a Conor move on me? lol

[Rob!]

There surely must be an aspect of performing to the camera with Callum?

[smudgie]

I'm watching with my Mum :blush2:

That's ok us mms have sex as well.:joker:

[Kazanne]

Callum is toast tomorrow odds shortening like mad......

Ok we get it callum is going tomorrow next:joker:

[ahopkins]

Random montage music ftw!

[Samm]

Gina's cooking is amazing

[GypsyGoth]

Gina and her cooking is just dumb, why can't she get cooking lessons with the £10,000 she gets from her mom weekly?

She is such an annoying waster.

[smeagol]

If we were in the house Smeagol we'd be hated the first week and loved soon after it. Final two and i'd split the money with you, unless your thinking of doing a Conor move on me? lol

lol id say its mine its mine my precioussssssssssss lol

we wouldn't last a week lol they'd do a double eviction 1st week just for us ha

[ahopkins]

:hugesmile:She's trying to kill Them. Classic Gina

[Kazanne]

LOL Gina has roasted them all

[Amy Jade]

Gina and her cooking is just dumb, why can't she get cooking lessons with the £10,000 she gets from her mom weekly?

She is such an annoying waster.
She lives in the Savoy, why would she pay to learn to cook when a top chef is at her back and call. She's smart :hmph:

[Johnnyuk123]

lol id say its mine its mine my precioussssssssssss lol

we wouldn't last a week lol they'd do a double eviction 1st week just for us ha

:joker::joker::joker: they sure would and this lot on here would slaughter us. lol

[hijaxers]

If we were in the house Smeagol we'd be hated the first week and loved soon after it. Final two and i'd split the money with you, unless your thinking of doing a Conor move on me? lol

are you gonna press the button first or what ?

[Marcus.]

lol gina

*think i am behind you guys on the channel 5 website*

[smeagol]

she shouldnt care if she lives at the savoloy

[Amy Jade]

I am liking the Dexter/Hazel friendship, hope it lasts!

[Johnnyuk123]

are you gonna press the button first or what ?

no i wouldn't unless bb said it would blow up the rest of the housemates then yes.

[smeagol]

:joker::joker::joker: they sure would and this lot on here would slaughter us. lol

lol true. i can just picture the are they mental threads and creep ones lol
and why does that smeagol guy crawl around on all fours muttering about the precious lol

[smudgie]

I like Gina, but she no more stays at the Savoy than I live at Buck House.:joker:

[Rob!]

I am liking the Dexter/Hazel friendship, hope it lasts!

It will till tomorrow.

[Kazanne]

Dexter pleading for votes,lol

[Brother Leon]

"They know I am full of ****, but got a heart"

spot on lol

[Johnnyuk123]

lol true. i can just picture the are they mental threads and creep ones lol
and why does that smeagol guy crawl around on all fours muttering about the precious lol

Mine would be.. whats his problem with using the f bomb all the time. lol

[Amy Jade]

It will till tomorrow.
:(

[Rob!]

Calling it first - Twallum.

[smudgie]

Yeah, a black heart

[Brother Leon]

"Good people had to go first"

Who are these good people?

Sallie and Jackie? lol

[smeagol]

creepy obsessed again and trying infulence people and get votes.
he is mental

[Johnnyuk123]

Dexter pleading for votes,lol

Meanwhile Callum pleads insanity. lol

[GypsyGoth]

This has been presented as a kinda Dex vs Callum eviction, but I think the Twins and Hazel are in more danger.

[Amy Jade]

"Good people had to go first"

Who are these good people?

Sallie and Jackie? lol
Jemima

[burnie]

creepy obsessed again and trying infulence people and get votes.
he is mental

In fairness Dexter was basically doing the same thing right before then with Hazel.

[hijaxers]

So Callum now thinks he can kick ass - stop making I titter you dozy twat !:joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Meanwhile Callum pleads insanity. lol

:sleep::sleep::sleep:

[smeagol]

Mine would be.. whats his problem with using the f bomb all the time. lol


lol
i think if we look like out avatar pics though the girls will love us. lol
:dance:

[Johnnyuk123]

Calling it first - Twallum.

Calling it first Fatum.