How old is Dexter really?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Im sure he said he was 24 once but hes 28.

In various newspaper articles he is said to have been 25 and 30.

?????

[Vanessa]

He's 28. He was born in 1985 and is an Aquarius star sign. :)

[Kyle]

Oh for crying out loud I'm Aquarius, why couldn't he be a crappy Taurus or something.

[sampvt]

He's 28. He was born in 1985 and is an Aquarius star sign. :)

With all the jobs and experiences he has proclaimed to have had, I worked out he started working at the age of 6. What a remarkable guy he is. Even last night he professed to being a circus or magical performer. Is there no ends to his talents.

His future is secure when he gets out, he can open a school of training for people that feel the need to lie and cheat their way through life and exist with no friends or money whilst dressing like a spiv and have no female company but maybe being Bi is an option. Oh I forgot he can also train men to walk like they have piles and only visit barbers that charge £3 or less.

[Black Dagger]

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[Kyle]

With all the jobs and experiences he has proclaimed to have had, I worked out he started working at the age of 6. What a remarkable guy he is. Even last night he professed to being a circus or magical performer. Is there no ends to his talents.

His future is secure when he gets out, he can open a school of training for people that feel the need to lie and cheat their way through life and exist with no friends or money whilst dressing like a spiv and have no female company but maybe being Bi is an option. Oh I forgot he can also train men to walk like they have piles and only visit barbers that charge £3 or less.

He has to be older don't you know he was the first man on the moon?

[smeagol]

He's 28. He was born in 1985 and is an Aquarius star sign. :)

oh is he aquarius same as me. best star sign that. no wonder people dont understand him lol

[aman201]

I think i'm Aquarius too!

[Kyle]

oh is he aquarius same as me. best star sign that. no wonder people dont understand him lol

Not you aswell lol, why do all the Dexterites share my star sign!! :joker:

[sampvt]

I think i'm Aquarius too!

I think he must be aqueerius as well judging by the way he minces.

[Kate!]

He was born in the year of the rat ! :joker: how appropriate...

(Chinese Astrology)

[Kyle]

He was born in the year of the rat ! :joker: how appropriate...

(Chinese Astrology)

Hahahahahahaha it's like a prophecy with this guy.

[Jemal]

Should be about 41.

[smeagol]

Not you aswell lol, why do all the Dexterites share my star sign!! :joker:

ha best sign always the most inventive and interesting of all . usually strange wacky people . though i'm born on the cusp so i'm extra strange lol

[Vanessa]

oh is he aquarius same as me. best star sign that. no wonder people dont understand him lol

No wonder i like you, smeagol. Aquarius are mysterious. :evilgrin::hugesmile:

[Daffodil]

Astrology!

:nono::spin::devil::conf::puzzled::cloud::conf2::y uk::crazy::suspect:

[smeagol]

No wonder i like you, smeagol. Aquarius are mysterious. :evilgrin::hugesmile:

lol were like god move in mysterious ways lol

[Kyle]

Astrology!

:nono::spin::devil::conf::puzzled::cloud::conf2::y uk::crazy::suspect:

What star sign is that? :elephant:

[smeagol]

Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes," and are prepared to learn from everyone.

Both types are humane, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic, though this last quality is tempered with a sensible practicality. They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor.

They are nearly always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. Many are strongly imaginative and psychically intuitive, so that the Age of Aquarius, which is about to begin, is much anticipated by psychic circles as an age in which mankind will experience a great spiritual awakening. The Aquarian philosophical and spiritual bent may be dangerous in that it can drive the subjects into an ivory-tower existence where they meditate on abstractions that bear little relevance to life. On the other hand it can help the many who have scientific leanings to combine these with the Aquarian yearning for the universal recognition of the brotherhood of man, and to embark on scientific research to fulfill their philanthropic ideals of benefiting mankind. When some cause or work of this nature inspires them, they are capable of such devotion to it that they may drive themselves to the point of exhaustion and even risk injuring their health.

Both types need to retire from the world at times and to become temporary loners. They appreciate opportunities for meditation or, if they are religious, of retreats. Even in company they are fiercely independent, refusing to follow the crowd. They dislike interference by others, however helpfully intended, and will accept it only on their own terms. Normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama.

In spite of the often intensely magnetic, forthcoming and open personality of the more extrovert kind of Aquarian, and of their desire to help humanity, neither type makes friends easily. They sometimes appear to condescend to others and take too little trouble to cultivate the acquaintance of people who do not particularly appeal to them.
They do not give themselves easily - perhaps their judgment of human nature is too good for that - and are sometimes accounted cold. But once they decide that someone is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible mental attraction on them and will themselves become tenacious friends or lovers, ready to sacrifice everything for their partners and be faithful to them for life. However, they are sometimes disappointed emotionally because their own high personal ideals cause them to demand more of others than is reasonable. And if they are deceived their anger is terrible. If disillusioned, they do not forgive.

Aquarians work best in group projects, provided that they are recognized as having a leading part in them. They have a feeling of unity with nature and a desire for knowledge and truth that makes them admirable scientists, especially astronomers and natural historians. They may excel in photography, radiography, electronics - anything connected with the electrical and radio industries - aviation and everything technical. On the arts and humanities side their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing, especially poetry, and broadcasting, or as welfare workers and teachers. Some have gifts as entertainers and make good character actors (having an ability to mimic) and musicians. The more psychic among them possess healing gifts, especially in curing the mentally sick.

Among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, and a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions. Aquarians can be a threat to all they survey or a great boon for humanity in general. Circumstances - for example, continuous opposition to a cause they hold dear - may cause the atrophy of the openness of mind that is one of the Aquarian's most attractive traits. They may express a lack of integrity in broken promises, secretiveness or cunning. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. This can also reveal itself in a sustained hatred for enemies that is capable of enlarging itself into a misanthropy toward the whole of mankind.

[Kyle]

Christ Could you give us something a bit more detailed Smeagol? :devil:

[karezza]

He was born in the year of the rat ! :joker: how appropriate...

(Chinese Astrology)

He's an Ox.
Sam is a Snake - but we all knew that.

[smeagol]

Christ Could you give us something a bit more detailed Smeagol? :devil:

lol i cut it down .

think its pretty accurate

[Gusto Brunt]

Should be about 41.

He could be. His mother looks about 65.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes," and are prepared to learn from everyone.

Both types are humane, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic, though this last quality is tempered with a sensible practicality. They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor.

They are nearly always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. Many are strongly imaginative and psychically intuitive, so that the Age of Aquarius, which is about to begin, is much anticipated by psychic circles as an age in which mankind will experience a great spiritual awakening. The Aquarian philosophical and spiritual bent may be dangerous in that it can drive the subjects into an ivory-tower existence where they meditate on abstractions that bear little relevance to life. On the other hand it can help the many who have scientific leanings to combine these with the Aquarian yearning for the universal recognition of the brotherhood of man, and to embark on scientific research to fulfill their philanthropic ideals of benefiting mankind. When some cause or work of this nature inspires them, they are capable of such devotion to it that they may drive themselves to the point of exhaustion and even risk injuring their health.

Both types need to retire from the world at times and to become temporary loners. They appreciate opportunities for meditation or, if they are religious, of retreats. Even in company they are fiercely independent, refusing to follow the crowd. They dislike interference by others, however helpfully intended, and will accept it only on their own terms. Normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama.

In spite of the often intensely magnetic, forthcoming and open personality of the more extrovert kind of Aquarian, and of their desire to help humanity, neither type makes friends easily. They sometimes appear to condescend to others and take too little trouble to cultivate the acquaintance of people who do not particularly appeal to them.
They do not give themselves easily - perhaps their judgment of human nature is too good for that - and are sometimes accounted cold. But once they decide that someone is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible mental attraction on them and will themselves become tenacious friends or lovers, ready to sacrifice everything for their partners and be faithful to them for life. However, they are sometimes disappointed emotionally because their own high personal ideals cause them to demand more of others than is reasonable. And if they are deceived their anger is terrible. If disillusioned, they do not forgive.

Aquarians work best in group projects, provided that they are recognized as having a leading part in them. They have a feeling of unity with nature and a desire for knowledge and truth that makes them admirable scientists, especially astronomers and natural historians. They may excel in photography, radiography, electronics - anything connected with the electrical and radio industries - aviation and everything technical. On the arts and humanities side their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing, especially poetry, and broadcasting, or as welfare workers and teachers. Some have gifts as entertainers and make good character actors (having an ability to mimic) and musicians. The more psychic among them possess healing gifts, especially in curing the mentally sick.

Among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, and a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions. Aquarians can be a threat to all they survey or a great boon for humanity in general. Circumstances - for example, continuous opposition to a cause they hold dear - may cause the atrophy of the openness of mind that is one of the Aquarian's most attractive traits. They may express a lack of integrity in broken promises, secretiveness or cunning. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. This can also reveal itself in a sustained hatred for enemies that is capable of enlarging itself into a misanthropy toward the whole of mankind.

Yeah like anyones gonna read all this lol.

[Kyle]

lol i cut it down .

think its pretty accurate

I was joking, it's interesting stuff mate always fascinates me thanks for the info.

[karezza]

Should be about 41.

Callum looks about 45.:wavey:

[joeysteele]

I'm an Aquarian and hope to all powers that there is very little of me that is like Dexter.

[Kyle]

Callum looks about 45.:wavey:

No he doesn't :joker:

[Kyle]

I'm an Aquarian and hope to all powers that there is very little of me that is like Dexter.

Don't worry Joey I can vouch for ya, your not like Dexter.

[sampvt]

Yeah like anyones gonna read all this lol.

I read it all from start to finish and came to the conclusion that Sméagol is a nut job (joke) and Dexter lied about his birth date. In fact he does not have a birth certificate, he has a detailed lab report that was filed in the year of his birth in 1908.

[Gusto Brunt]

Callum looks about 45.:wavey:

Ha ha, seriously Charlie she looked about 47 last night on the HLs, when she was sitting in the garden.

[smeagol]

Yeah like anyones gonna read all this lol.

i did lol

[karezza]

I read it all from start to finish and came to the conclusion that Sméagol is a nut job (joke) and Dexter lied about his birth date. In fact he does not have a birth certificate, he has a detailed lab report that was filed in the year of his birth in 1908.

It's Secrets and Lies - you are allowed/expected to lie.:wavey:

[smeagol]

Ha ha, seriously Charlie she looked about 47 last night on the HLs, when she was sitting in the garden.

i was watching that thinking she needs to lose those clothes etc she did look like a ole fish wife in that whatever a fish wife is lol
far older looking than she should be in that get up.

[Kyle]

It's Secrets and Lies - you are allowed/expected to lie.:wavey:

There's lying and then there's making a complete alias of himself. I'm surprised he didn't try to claim that it was him that got Kate Middleton pregnant and it's his secret love child.