Dxtert should be removed

[sampvt]

No this is not a hate thread, it is a factual observation of someone who has dug such a hole that its not going to be able to live a normal life on the outside.

He is going to be the target of every nut job on the planet and he needs to be taken away from his fairy tale and self invented lifestyle soon, before it becomes too ingrained in peoples minds.

His pathetic attempt to show himself as popular and important mixed with a lie every 10 seconds, will surely haunt him in the outside world. He needs to be removed for his own good. BB is watching a man self destruct and he will head for something bad on the outside, possibly even self harm. This is not good tv, its pathetic.

[MrWong]

:joker:

Loving the faux concern.

[Vanessa]

:laugh2:

[Gusto Brunt]

Should but won't. ;)

[MatthewS]

lol

"this is not a hate thread"

[proceeds to hate]

:joker:

[Withano]

I'm sure he'll be fine!

[Vanessa]

They will never do that or the show will die a slow death. :dance:

[Daffodil]

Surely Dexter is a harmless effeminate twerp?

:colour::dazzler::colour:

[karezza]

Dexter should be removed so that we can see how boring BB is without him.

:spin2::spin2::spin2:

[smeagol]

obviously not a serious thread but a wind up. ive come to expect more this one is silly

[Lex]

No this is not a hate thread, it is a factual observation of someone who has dug such a hole that its not going to be able to live a normal life on the outside.

He is going to be the target of every nut job on the planet and he needs to be taken away from his fairy tale and self invented lifestyle soon, before it becomes too ingrained in peoples minds.

His pathetic attempt to show himself as popular and important mixed with a lie every 10 seconds, will surely haunt him in the outside world. He needs to be removed for his own good. BB is watching a man self destruct and he will head for something bad on the outside, possibly even self harm. This is not good tv, its pathetic.

You should be banned for making threads like this! :nono:

[RichardG]

No this is not a hate thread, it is a factual observation of someone who has dug such a hole that its not going to be able to live a normal life on the outside.

He is going to be the target of every nut job on the planet and he needs to be taken away from his fairy tale and self invented lifestyle soon, before it becomes too ingrained in peoples minds.

His pathetic attempt to show himself as popular and important mixed with a lie every 10 seconds, will surely haunt him in the outside world. He needs to be removed for his own good. BB is watching a man self destruct and he will head for something bad on the outside, possibly even self harm. This is not good tv, its pathetic.

:suspect:

[Videostar]

Now Dexter haters are worried about Dexter's future...Awww. :joker:

[fingers]

BB are not going to remove him, they must know by now that his entire "life story" is just a figment of, if not his , then some PR agent's imagination. If they don't know by now they shouldn't be in business.

[Kazanne]

No this is not a hate thread, it is a factual observation of someone who has dug such a hole that its not going to be able to live a normal life on the outside.

He is going to be the target of every nut job on the planet and he needs to be taken away from his fairy tale and self invented lifestyle soon, before it becomes too ingrained in peoples minds.

His pathetic attempt to show himself as popular and important mixed with a lie every 10 seconds, will surely haunt him in the outside world. He needs to be removed for his own good. BB is watching a man self destruct and he will head for something bad on the outside, possibly even self harm. This is not good tv, its pathetic.

Have no fear Sam,the crew of HMS Samuel will take him down:hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

The show has about 5 viewers.. once he leaves nobody will give a **** about him, I doubt he'll be getting stabbed anytime soon.

[Kizzy]

Surely Dexter is a harmless effeminate twerp?

:colour::dazzler::colour:

He is, but he's like a bliddy virus! and has infected the house with his greasy word vomit. :joker:

[sampvt]

Have no fear Sam,the crew of HMS Samuel will take him down:hugesmile:

You little tinker, I was going to steal that Kate made picture as mine but you beat me to it, lol.

[Kate!]

You little tinker, I was going to steal that Kate made picture as mine but you beat me to it, lol.

Kaz made the picture Sam :)

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

There is no one in the house called Dxtert, Sorry....

[Kazanne]

You little tinker, I was going to steal that Kate made picture as mine but you beat me to it, lol.

sam feel free to use it

[sampvt]

Kaz made the picture Sam :)

Oh dear....now I feel like I have been DEXTERED.

[Kazanne]

There is no one in the house called Dxtert, Sorry....

there was no one in the house called creepy or Norman Bates,but it didn't stop people using it:hugesmile:

[smudgie]

That picture would make an HM Samuel perfect badge for all shipmates :hugesmile:

[fingers]

What a pity someone chose a picture of Ann Bonny next to the Parrot, even though she was a pirate!

[CaudleHalbard]

If anyone should be removed from the house for their own safety it is Hazel.

Dexter will be surrounded by adoring fans when he emerges as winner of BB14. :D

(OK there may be a few boos too! ;) )

[Kazanne]

That picture would make an HM Samuel perfect badge for all shipmates :hugesmile:

take it smugie it's for all us Samulers:joker:

[Vanessa]

If anyone should be removed from the house for their own safety it is Hazel.

Dexter will be surrounded by adoring fans when he emerges as winner of BB14. :D

(OK there may be a few boos too! ;) )

:amazed:

[Kazanne]

If anyone should be removed from the house for their own safety it is Hazel.

Dexter will be surrounded by adoring fans when he emerges as winner of BB14. :D

(OK there may be a few boos too! ;) )

Of course he will as the crowd are moronic aren't they:hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

The majority of them are... that much has been gathered even more recently when Emma asks them questions on a Friday night, half of them can't construct a sentence together.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

This thread is a joke right?

[Vanessa]

This thread is a joke right?

I think it's a wind up. :joker:

[Gillian-73]

Sampvt :laugh2:

[sampvt]

FOLKS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. I AM SERIOUS. I can prove it. Yrs ago I paid an enormous sum to get a psychological degree from an underground internet company called Psychology the Koh way.

I have research this company and they are legal and have loads of directors. the president is Dexter Koh and his board consists of his father and mother namely Max Clifford and Yoko Ono. His secretary is Katy Price and his main PR man is David Ike.

Unfortunately he has quite a lot of law suits pending. 254 women who paid him 1 million each for sexual services are claiming his 5 inch designer penis felt like throwing a sausage into a bull ring and they want their money back. The bar that had his very expensive bar bill want him to replace his monopoly money with sterling and the 4 hookers he hired to pretend to be his friends want money as the meter is still running.

His mother is now livid with him and feels aggrieved that his 1 million pad in London turns out to be his squat in battersy power station and the firm he employed to renovate it has gone bust as their main director has been sent back to Broadmoor.

Whilst filming Harry potter dexter had a love child and they called it Sméagol and the rumours he was to be the new Dr Who has been rumbled but Dexter insists he said he was to take over from Arni as the new predator not Dr Who.

So you see, I am well informed and well gelled he hasn't yet done his head spinning act in front of Gina as this may cause her to pee herself and we will all find out she is a ladyboy put in there to have a steamy sex scene with dexter on the finals week where she reveals she is a he and he reveals he is actually a she.

Now you see my dilemma. Trust me folks I only have Dexters sanity in mind.

[Brother Leon]

Dxtert is a rat. Get him out.

[Issac]

Yeah I think he should be concerned - he will get lots of PU$$Y after him

[Vanessa]

Yeah I think he should be concerned - he will get lots of PU$$Y after him

Not if i get there first! :dance2::joker:

[sampvt]

Not if i get there first! :dance2::joker:

So now we are beginning to understand this Dexter worship eh....Vanessa....Come to Yorkshire lass, we have real men up here and you will be treated like a queen. You don't need a wimp with a designer doo dah. The lads up here don't need to brag about their non existent fantasies, we make dreams come true.

[Tozzie]

Dexter should be removed so that we can see how boring BB is without him.

:spin2::spin2::spin2:

I honestly don't think I would watch anymore if Dexter wasn't in it.

[Tozzie]

So now we are beginning to understand this Dexter worship eh....Vanessa....Come to Yorkshire lass, we have real men up here and you will be treated like a queen. You don't need a wimp with a designer doo dah. The lads up here don't need to brag about their non existent fantasies, we make dreams come true.

Where in Yorkshire are you, I live in Yorkshire too

[sampvt]

Where in Yorkshire are you, I live in Yorkshire too

Leeds

[Ramsay]

He is going to be the target of every nut job on the planet

Slightly overstating how many people actually watch this show

[Tozzie]

If anyone should be removed from the house for their own safety it is Hazel.

Dexter will be surrounded by adoring fans when he emerges as winner of BB14. :D

(OK there may be a few boos too! ;) )

and a few smashed TVs LOL

[hijaxers]

take it smugie it's for all us Samulers:joker:

That pic is of a piss pirate

[chuff me dizzy]

For the doubters who claim Dexter NEVER said "I have no qualms with ruining people" I find it bloody hilarious who does he think he is ?


http://www.channel5.com/bigbrother/article/video/Ive-got-no-qualms-in-ruining-people#

[smudgie]

take it smugie it's for all us Samulers:joker:

Thank you Kaz:hugesmile:

[smudgie]

FOLKS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. I AM SERIOUS. I can prove it. Yrs ago I paid an enormous sum to get a psychological degree from an underground internet company called Psychology the Koh way.

I have research this company and they are legal and have loads of directors. the president is Dexter Koh and his board consists of his father and mother namely Max Clifford and Yoko Ono. His secretary is Katy Price and his main PR man is David Ike.

Unfortunately he has quite a lot of law suits pending. 254 women who paid him 1 million each for sexual services are claiming his 5 inch designer penis felt like throwing a sausage into a bull ring and they want their money back. The bar that had his very expensive bar bill want him to replace his monopoly money with sterling and the 4 hookers he hired to pretend to be his friends want money as the meter is still running.

His mother is now livid with him and feels aggrieved that his 1 million pad in London turns out to be his squat in battersy power station and the firm he employed to renovate it has gone bust as their main director has been sent back to Broadmoor.

Whilst filming Harry potter dexter had a love child and they called it Sméagol and the rumours he was to be the new Dr Who has been rumbled but Dexter insists he said he was to take over from Arni as the new predator not Dr Who.

So you see, I am well informed and well gelled he hasn't yet done his head spinning act in front of Gina as this may cause her to pee herself and we will all find out she is a ladyboy put in there to have a steamy sex scene with dexter on the finals week where she reveals she is a he and he reveals he is actually a she.

Now you see my dilemma. Trust me folks I only have Dexters sanity in mind.


:joker:love it.

[Tozzie]

FOLKS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. I AM SERIOUS. I can prove it. Yrs ago I paid an enormous sum to get a psychological degree from an underground internet company called Psychology the Koh way.

I have research this company and they are legal and have loads of directors. the president is Dexter Koh and his board consists of his father and mother namely Max Clifford and Yoko Ono. His secretary is Katy Price and his main PR man is David Ike.

Unfortunately he has quite a lot of law suits pending. 254 women who paid him 1 million each for sexual services are claiming his 5 inch designer penis felt like throwing a sausage into a bull ring and they want their money back. The bar that had his very expensive bar bill want him to replace his monopoly money with sterling and the 4 hookers he hired to pretend to be his friends want money as the meter is still running.

His mother is now livid with him and feels aggrieved that his 1 million pad in London turns out to be his squat in battersy power station and the firm he employed to renovate it has gone bust as their main director has been sent back to Broadmoor.

Whilst filming Harry potter dexter had a love child and they called it Sméagol and the rumours he was to be the new Dr Who has been rumbled but Dexter insists he said he was to take over from Arni as the new predator not Dr Who.

So you see, I am well informed and well gelled he hasn't yet done his head spinning act in front of Gina as this may cause her to pee herself and we will all find out she is a ladyboy put in there to have a steamy sex scene with dexter on the finals week where she reveals she is a he and he reveals he is actually a she.

Now you see my dilemma. Trust me folks I only have Dexters sanity in mind.

and I have only your sanity in mind after that post LMAO I love Dexter but I have to admit thats so funny.

[DanaC]

Where in Yorkshire are you, I live in Yorkshire too

Hah! Me toooo!

[sampvt]

Hah! Me toooo!

Horsforth, and you ?????

[JTM45]

These threads are fascinating!:bored:

[chuff me dizzy]

Hah! Me toooo!

Me too