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lippyzippy
09-08-2013, 01:07 PM
youre dog has been chasing someone on a bike

rubbish my dog doesn't ride bikes

my girlfriend was rubbing against my shin....my what a huge cock you have.....don't be daft youre just pulling my leg

he told several more too
:joker:

HBB1508
09-08-2013, 02:14 PM
So not funny.

smudgie
09-08-2013, 02:15 PM
youre dog has been chasing someone on a bike

rubbish my dog doesn't ride bikes

my girlfriend was rubbing against my shin....my what a huge cock you have.....don't be daft youre just pulling my leg

he told several more too
:joker:

:joker::joker::joker: I like his humour. Much better than all the bitching in the house.

RichardG
09-08-2013, 02:18 PM
So not funny.

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MatthewS
09-08-2013, 02:19 PM
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smeagol
09-08-2013, 02:21 PM
The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.

joeysteele
09-08-2013, 02:31 PM
They are not world beaters in any way but I like his smile and laugh at the end of them.
He tries and is harmless with it too.

lippyzippy
09-08-2013, 02:54 PM
The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.

try it, memorizing and delivering joke after joke is very difficult indeed...hes a talented boy and a sincere bloke too....hes also game for a laugh , just not a mean spirited idiot like gina and co

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
09-08-2013, 02:56 PM
Are you Zippy? :D

lippyzippy
09-08-2013, 03:04 PM
Are you Zippy? :D

erm yeah?

smeagol
09-08-2013, 03:09 PM
try it, memorizing and delivering joke after joke is very difficult indeed...hes a talented boy and a sincere bloke too....hes also game for a laugh , just not a mean spirited idiot like gina and co

all the jokes he does are little ones xmas cracker type very easy to remember
espec if your going on bb. i like his silly humour though. just a shame he isnt funny himself

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
09-08-2013, 03:13 PM
erm yeah?

I mean the real zippy. The zippy from before-before you, lippyzippy registered this month?

lippyzippy
09-08-2013, 03:14 PM
I mean the real zippy. The zippy from before-before you, lippyzippy registered this month?

maybe maybe not :spin:

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
09-08-2013, 03:19 PM
maybe maybe not :spin:

yooo wa gwans Zippy, wa gwans tho wa gwans like?

Johnnyuk123
09-08-2013, 03:47 PM
I found it very interesting that BB edited out the many rude sexist jokes.

Johnnyuk123
09-08-2013, 04:07 PM
I like Sam the most when he is asleep.

Josy
09-08-2013, 04:09 PM
They are quite possibly the funniest jokes I have ever heard :idc:

Black Dagger
09-08-2013, 04:50 PM
Maybe the utter dullard can buy a better joke-book with the 100k he's about to steal in just over a week :bored:

lippyzippy
09-08-2013, 05:26 PM
what about the artist with the brown fingers?
PABLO PICASSO

hijaxers
09-08-2013, 05:38 PM
what about the artist with the brown fingers?
PABLO PICASSO

That joke is so piggin old I knew 20 yrs ago in the vein of book names -
Yellow River by I P Daily
Brown Fingers by Picasso
Over the Cliff by Hugo First
Broken Window by Eva Brick

Johnnyuk123
09-08-2013, 06:00 PM
The problem with sam is anybody could remember jokes form a joke book. he isn't actually funny. smart idear though to remember a load so you can tell them in the house.

Your right! Sam just isn't funny.If Sam (was awake) and the twins had a contest to find out who was the funniest the twins would win hands down, and they are not funny at all but would still beat Sam. lol

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