The be sarcastic about all the housemates thread

[Withano]

Gina is such a nice girl
Daleys hand accidentally slipped
Wolfys ability to talk to animals is absolutely extraordinary

[Shaun]

this thread will end well

[karezza]

Sam is the life and soul of the party.

[Withano]

Callum definitely isn't psychotic

[karezza]

I love it when Sophie says yous.

[Withano]

I love it when Sophie says yous.

:hugesmile: When she says "I'm angst", it warms up my heart. Adorable and natural sounding.

[karezza]

I love watching Sam and Sophie bite their nails. It doesn't make me feel sick.

[mr rochester]

I love the Twins and No Trophy Sophie. They are fabulous Housemates. I wish they would come and live with me after the series is over to enhance my life.

[mr rochester]

I know the thresher shark in Wolfy's leg personally. We were at Eton together.

[karezza]

I love listening to Charlie's conversations. I especially like how she never finishes her sentences.

[smeagol]

i wish charlie would say yea yeah yeah more often

the twins are just big boned ....... lol

sophie speaks like a royal

i think sam is hyperactive

[Withano]

If only Sallie said what she thought in a really aggresive manner, she probably would have lasted longer than a week

[mr rochester]

Sallie Axl-Grease would look much better with a tattoo...

[mr rochester]

Gina really must stop washing her hair so often - it might fall out...

[karezza]

Gina always looks great when she wakes up.

[karezza]

I long to have a body like Dexter's - I am joining a gym next week.

[mr rochester]

Dexter is a sure winner of Mr Universe 2014...

[mr rochester]

Jemima's voice did not grate on my frayed nerves once..

[Withano]

The twins are soooooooo funnehh

[CaudleHalbard]

At least Dexter's totally honest about everything.

[mr rochester]

Gina never dresses as though she's going out clubbing in the morning...

[MrWong]

Jemima had such a lovely voice.

[MrWong]

Hazel's sweet and lovely inside.

[Withano]

I miss Wolfy

[Johnnyuk123]

Sam is very genuine and has never used his problem to get the sympathy vote from the public at any point during the show. He's also the life and soul of the big brother house and rarely if ever sleeps.

[mr rochester]

The Twins are booked on a Lecture Tour of America to discuss the merits of metaphysical poetry...

[Johnnyuk123]

Sophie is very interesting and clever and talks with a very posh accent.

[Johnnyuk123]

Charlie is a very straight talking housemate and makes decisions in an instant.

[mr rochester]

The herbal magnesium tablets did not cure Sam's insomnia...

[mr rochester]

Sophie has never been a grooming servant...

[Johnnyuk123]

Sam is not on the show to win the money.

[Withano]

The only reason Gina isn't entertaining is because she isn't a bitch

[mr rochester]

Wolfy does not have jumping beans in her eyebrow...

[karezza]

I love it when Sam speaks Welsh.

[mr rochester]

I love it when Sam speak English...

[Withano]

The lack of attention seeking airtime hogs this series has been a refreshing change

[MrWong]

Dan's very butch.

[karezza]

I genuinely think Gina's hair looks great.

[MrWong]

Wolfy was very humble and never thought that she could win.

[Joelle.]

Sam is one of the all time great housemates......

oh no, wait, I seem to be confusing sarcasm with a bare faced lie

[karezza]

I loved watching Wolfy spitting - it didn't make me feel sick.

[MrWong]

Daley was such a sweet, gentle guy. Perfect boyfriend material.

[mr rochester]

Hazel has turned down a lucrative photo-shoot for Nuts Magazine on the grounds that she wishes to pursue a career in Horticulture.

[mr rochester]

Now that No Trophy Sophie is in the mainframe for eviction I really hope no-one votes for her and that she wins the show...

[Daffodil]

How come Dexter isn't married?

[Daffodil]

Callum should take his thought conductor onto Dragon's Den. I so want one.

[Daffodil]

Wolfie is a really good argument for women going au naturelle.

[Daffodil]

Jemima didn't look at all like Mr. Punch.

[karezza]

Sam is a great ambassador for the deaf.

[mr rochester]

Gina should stop wearing polo-necks...

[karezza]

I love Sam's vulgar, sexist comments.

[MrWong]

Jackie isn't a hag.

[mr rochester]

I really love the exquisite blue nylon crotch-pulling suits the twins wore for that fascinating, entire programme task. They should carry on wearing them for the rest of their stay in order to enhance our viewing pleasure...

[Daffodil]

Yes those blue lycra suits were such a turn-on.

[HBB1508]

Gina is such a natural beauty I aspire to be like her...............

[Rawrbear]

The Twins Hula dancing gets me in fits of laughter every time.

Sophie is so sweet and has never stirred or bitched about any of the housemates

[mr rochester]

Sallie Battle-Axl's new tattoo on her head is singularly attractive. I wish my mother would get one on her head too...

[karezza]

The twins' parents must be so proud of their obese, gloomy-faced sons.

[karezza]

I am really looking forward to Sophie and Sam's best bits.

[Kyle]

Dexter to win.... :dance::dance:

I love him whooooo whoooooo :dance::dance:

[mr rochester]

I am really looking forward to Sophie and Sam's best bits.



...the nosepicking...the manicuring...bliss...

[mr rochester]

Dexter to win.... :dance::dance:

I love him whooooo whoooooo :dance::dance:



That did not make me fall off my perch laughing at all Cap'n :hugesmile:

[mr rochester]

Wolfy is still denying the rumour that she only spat on the floor to release the live tadpoles she was hatching in her mouth...

[Kyle]

Sallie was always a shy and reserved little petal.

[Withano]

Dexter & the twins picked the highest awards on the board yesterday. That proves that they're not greedy

[MrWong]

Dexter's doing BB to become a better man, not for the money.

[mr rochester]

Dexter will never get another highly paid job on an advert...

[mr rochester]

Noel Edmonds has agreed to appear on the new Sam Evans Game Show - How Green Is My Ballet...

[Withano]

Its only fair that Gina has been given another task.

Its doesn't seem biased at all that Gina is on her 11th whilst Charlie and Sophie are on their 7th and Sam is on his 6th.

[Johnnyuk123]

I love how the twins chew food slowly and leave food on their plates. Their love for excercise is inspirational and they are a perfect example to children all around the world who will now emulate them and live a healthy and full life.

[fingers]

I wish I could eat crisps as noisily and with my mouth open just like Sam.

[mr rochester]

This thread has not been shamelessly bumped to give a light-hearted boost to our last Sunday of BB14...

[Withano]

The twins came last on VTE on Friday. What a delight.

[Gusto Brunt]

The twins have me in stitches every time I see them. Sooooo funny!

[karezza]

I am so happy that greedy Sam wasn't evicted on Friday.

:sad:

[Withano]

Either the twins or Charlie will win this

[Withano]

Getting home after a night out and watching Big Brother drunk is such a good idea, I remember exactly what happened last night

[Daffodil]

I so wished they had played 'Spin The Bottle' :(

[Daffodil]

I think Wolfy's 'gunge in her vagina' speech worked wonders for the cause of feminism.

[Gusto Brunt]

How do people not like Sallie? It's crazy.

[mr rochester]

Twin-Tubs to win...Hurrah..

[mr rochester]

I think Wolfy's 'gunge in her vagina' speech worked wonders for the cause of feminism.

I think Wolfy's thresher shark (which resides inside her leg - thresh..thresh) has worked wonders for the cause of erm... Anthropology...

[mr rochester]

How do people not like Sallie? It's crazy.

I know...:wavey:

[CaudleHalbard]

Sam is a teetotal pillar of his local community.

[Daffodil]

Why oh why hasn't The Jackie Travers Shuffle caught on in the clubs? :bawling:

[mr rochester]

Why oh why hasn't The Jackie Travers Shuffle caught on in the clubs? :bawling:



It has - it has - :dance:

[Daffodil]

That Callum... doesn't he have gorgeous eyes??

:lovedup:

[mr rochester]

Sam is a teetotal pillar of his local community.



I wish I was a teetotal pillar in Llanelli...:shocked:

[mr rochester]

That Callum... doesn't he have gorgeous eyes??

:lovedup:



No - but when it comes to toenails...:xyxwave:

[Daffodil]

No - but when it comes to toenails...:xyxwave:

:o

[Gusto Brunt]

You have to hand it to Sam, he's been entertainment since the word go.