Dexter is in the final! Time to celebrate Dextorians!

[Vanessa]

He's played a blinder last night. He took a gamble and won. The others are so pissed off he's in the final! :thumbs2::cheer2::dance2::cheer:

[RichardG]

:cheer2: the King has reached the final, ready to claim his crown on Monday. :love:

[Vanessa]

Charlie is really pissing me off. Some fiend she is! :mad:

[Lister of Smeg]

He's another step closer to the title and the haters are going into meltdown :dance:

[Fosse]

They all piss me off...bunch of fairweather friends and clueless wanabees.

But Dexter shall win, and he deserves it.

[Kazanne]

He's another step closer to the title and the haters are going into meltdown :dance:

Ah,that's what you'de like to think Lex,but Sam fans are decent folk,IF Dexter wins we will congratulate his fans as we are like Sam decent and fun loving and realise it's a game so you'll have to look elsewhere I'm afraid if you want to see a meltdown:devil:

[karezza]

Ah,that's what you'de like to think Lex,but Sam fans are decent folk,IF Dexter wins we will congratulate his fans as we are like Sam decent and fun loving and realise it's a game so you'll have to look elsewhere I'm afraid if you want to see a meltdown:devil:

Dexter's in the final.

:cheer::hello::cheer:

[Sandz38]

Yay yay he's my winner :) xx

[Vanessa]

Now let's get Sophie out! She's got one foot to the door already! :dance:

[Lister of Smeg]

Now let's get Sophie out! She's got one foot to the door already! :dance:

No Saint Sammual must fall .

[Vanessa]

No Saint Sammual must fall .

I want both of them out. Can they make it a double? :joker:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Now let's get Sophie out! She's got one foot to the door already! :dance:

Wasn't it only a few days ago you made a thread saying Charlie has to go.

Now its Sophie?

[Kazanne]

Dexter's in the final.

:cheer::hello::cheer:

and? the final means nothing,its the winning that counts for a victory

[Kazanne]

Wasn't it only a few days ago you made a thread saying Charlie has to go.

Now its Sophie?

Yep,you couldn't write it.

[Videostar]

and? the final means nothing,its the winning that counts for a victory

I thought it was the taking part that counts.?

Sam would be disappointed in you. :joker:

[karezza]

and? the final means nothing,its the winning that counts for a victory

Dexter will win.

:cheer::elephant::cheer:

[Kate!]

Dexter will win.

:cheer::elephant::cheer:

wanna buy a bridge? :joker:

[Kazanne]

Dexter will win.

:cheer::elephant::cheer:

We'll see,but he probs will as he's been helped along so much .

[Lister of Smeg]

We'll see,but he probs will as he's been helped along so much .

Cant see how he's been up for eviction most weeks.

[honeydew]

and? the final means nothing,its the winning that counts for a victory

Sam has got not to the final yet has he...???:sleep::sleep:

[Brother Leon]

Ah,that's what you'de like to think Lex,but Sam fans are decent folk,IF Dexter wins we will congratulate his fans as we are like Sam decent and fun loving and realise it's a game so you'll have to look elsewhere I'm afraid if you want to see a meltdown:devil:

Decent folk?

You make fun of his size and height on the regular and liken him to an animal all the time. Get off that high horse. :idc:

[Lex]

He's played a blinder last night. He took a gamble and won. The others are so pissed off he's in the final! :thumbs2::cheer2::dance2::cheer:


Yipeeeeee! ....and the masses were pleased....

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/22/article-2028664-0D86A81500000578-298_634x415.jpg

.....now there's only one task left Vanessa,...and that is to get the rightful winner on his throne!...and that can only be DEXTER! :thumbs:

Cheers.

[Vanessa]

Decent folk?

You make fun of his size and height on the regular and liken him to an animal all the time. Get off that high horse. :idc:

Not to mention draw a rat with Dexter face on it. How very mature! :joker:

[Drew.]

Wasn't it only a few days ago you made a thread saying Charlie has to go.

Now its Sophie?

well seeing as Sophie wasnt even up for eviction i dont see your point?

[Kate!]

Not to mention draw a rat with Dexter face on it. How very mature! :joker:

and waltzing into a thread purely just to post "I have everyone in this thread on ignore" is very mature now isn't it.

POT KETTLE BLACK.

[Kazanne]

Not to mention draw a rat with Dexter face on it. How very mature! :joker:

It's called fun,ever heard of it

[Fosse]

Only Dexter fans count on this board...

[Kazanne]

Decent folk?

You make fun of his size and height on the regular and liken him to an animal all the time. Get off that high horse. :idc:

It was said tongue and cheek,I'm sure lex knows that ,blimey why is everyone so blinking serious all the time,lighten up,its nothing that hasn't been done to everyone else.smile it might never happen:hugesmile:

[Lex]

Ah,that's what you'de like to think Lex,but Sam fans are decent folk,IF Dexter wins we will congratulate his fans as we are like Sam decent and fun loving and realise it's a game so you'll have to look elsewhere I'm afraid if you want to see a meltdown:devil:

lol!...Psychic now are we Kaz!? ....if you are intimating that Lister and I have pretty much the same views on this series?...then you are right! :joker:
...but anyway my friend, it's only a game and won't effect me in the slightest if the un-worthy lad takes the crown!...i'm used to that by now! :devil:
And I still don't begrudge him making a ton of dosh by his cunning gameplan...no no!, that's not my objection at all!...it's just that despite the obvious unfair advantage that he has over the others in the competition...if he had tried even a little bit to earn it, instead of being pure wallpaper and or in bed when he should have been entertaining like the real deserving winners!

However...if he does manage to convince enough people such as 'your sweet befuddled-self' [lol] into bankrupting themselves , telephone wise...then i'll congratulate you for backing the safe option Kaz. :whistle:...and congratulate 'him' for being able to mislead the public into thinking....well you know what I mean.....! :thumbs:

ps....and I hope that your powers of discernment when choosing a favourite hm are working a little better for the imminent cbb!...:joker:

Cheers.

[Kazanne]

lol!...Psychic now are we Kaz!? ....if you are intimating that Lister and I have pretty much the same views on this series?...then you are right! :joker:
...but anyway my friend, it's only a game and won't effect me in the slightest if the un-worthy lad takes the crown!...i'm used to that by now! :devil:
And I still don't begrudge him making a ton of dosh by his cunning gameplan...no no!, that's not my objection at all!...it's just that despite the obvious unfair advantage that he has over the others in the competition...if he had tried even a little bit to earn it, instead of being pure wallpaper and or in bed when he should have been entertaining like the real deserving winners!

However...if he does manage to convince enough people such as 'your sweet befuddled-self' [lol] into bankrupting themselves , telephone wise...then i'll congratulate you for backing the safe option Kaz. :whistle:...and congratulate 'him' for being able to mislead the public into thinking....well you know what I mean.....! :thumbs:

ps....and I hope that your powers of discernment when choosing a favourite hm are working a little better for the imminent cbb!...:joker:

Cheers.

Drinks all round at the final,but cant promise some wont be spiked,lol

[Ammi]

..LOL at 'Dextorians' Vanessa...

[Black Dagger]

This is a thread for Dextorians to celebrate him making the final, sod off back to your M&S thread or whatever it's called :hmph:

[Patrick]

Only way Dexter is going to win is if we all get together and vote to evict Sam a few times each!

[Vanessa]

Only way Dexter is going to win is if we all get together and vote to evict Sam a few times each!

I hope Gina fans are doing the same. We need all the help we can get. :hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

This is a thread for Dextorians to celebrate him making the final, sod off back to your M&S thread or whatever it's called :hmph:

No you came in board HMS Samuel so what good for the goose etc,get off with ye,ya blaggard:hugesmile:

[Lex]

Drinks all round at the final,but cant promise some wont be spiked,lol

It sounds like a good plan to me Kaz...mine's a ouzo and lime. :thumbs:...but you might find me a little less coherent as the night goes on. :joker:

[Black Dagger]

No you came in board HMS Samuel so what good for the goose etc,get off with ye,ya blaggard:hugesmile:

You obviously have me confused with somebody else, I was just at the side of it in my luxury yacht!

[Drew.]

No you came in board HMS Samuel so what good for the goose etc,get off with ye,ya blaggard:hugesmile:

aye aye cap'n

[Fosse]

Dexter will win....it's written in the stars.

[Lex]

Dexter will win....it's written in the stars.

Why didn't Russell Grant say that when he was on BBBOTS then? :conf::devil:

[Tozzie]

Ah,that's what you'de like to think Lex,but Sam fans are decent folk,IF Dexter wins we will congratulate his fans as we are like Sam decent and fun loving and realise it's a game so you'll have to look elsewhere I'm afraid if you want to see a meltdown:devil:

of course Sam fans are decent people, we are all decent folks no matter who we have supported during this years BB, we might not all agree on our favourite housemates but I feel along the way I've made some friends in this forum and feel respectful of who ever anyone supports. Good luck to all I say, let the battle commence.....getting exciting now isn't it.

[honeydew]

Dexter to win, win win......:dance::dance::elephant::elephant::spin:

[Tozzie]

As a fellow Dextorian hehe, love the word, I've written a poem and seeing this is Dexter loving thread I'll post it here as I doubt many people will look at the poetry forum.

Enjoy

On the Big Brother opening night
I saw a cute young man
Right then I remember thinking
I will be his biggest fan

Even though he is quite small
He stood out above the rest
I knew I was going to enjoy him
I could tell he was simply the best

Soon the other housemates
Were always on his case
They picked on him relentlessly
Obviously worried he’d win the race

Each night as I settled down to watch
I knew I was in for a treat
Our Dexter never let me down
I knew he was the one to beat

He’d sing and dance, and entertain
And join in every task
He was his lovely, quirky self
Unlike the others never wore a mask

Each week at nominations
Our Dex was always picked on
The housemates were so threatened
They really wanted him gone

They worried how he may be liked
Because he’s jovial and funny
They tried so hard to get him out
They worried he’d win the money

His face always spoke a thousand words
Each time that he was saved
The public cheered and shouted loud
As they joyfully danced and raved

All the other housemates
Tried in vain to beat him down
But we knew our dearest Dexter
Was headed for the crown

As the show is now nearing the end
He’s not giving up his fight
He’s come this far and now we know
He’s there for the final night

DEXTER THE DUKE TO WIN

[honeydew]

As a fellow Dextorian hehe, love the word, I've written a poem and seeing this is Dexter loving thread I'll post it here as I doubt many people will look at the poetry forum.

Enjoy

On the Big Brother opening night
I saw a cute young man
Right then I remember thinking
I will be his biggest fan

Even though he is quite small
He stood out above the rest
I knew I was going to enjoy him
I could tell he was simply the best

Soon the other housemates
Were always on his case
They picked on him relentlessly
Obviously worried he’d win the race

Each night as I settled down to watch
I knew I was in for a treat
Our Dexter never let me down
I knew he was the one to beat

He’d sing and dance, and entertain
And join in every task
He was his lovely, quirky self
Unlike the others never wore a mask

Each week at nominations
Our Dex was always picked on
The housemates were so threatened
They really wanted him gone

They worried how he may be liked
Because he’s jovial and funny
They tried so hard to get him out
They worried he’d win the money

His face always spoke a thousand words
Each time that he was saved
The public cheered and shouted loud
As they joyfully danced and raved

All the other housemates
Tried in vain to beat him down
But we knew our dearest Dexter
Was headed for the crown

As the show is now nearing the end
He’s not giving up his fight
He’s come this far and now we know
He’s there for the final night

DEXTER THE DUKE TO WIN

Brilliant Tozzie, really good work...:spin::spin::worship:

[Black Dagger]

As a fellow Dextorian hehe, love the word, I've written a poem and seeing this is Dexter loving thread I'll post it here as I doubt many people will look at the poetry forum.

Enjoy

On the Big Brother opening night
I saw a cute young man
Right then I remember thinking
I will be his biggest fan

Even though he is quite small
He stood out above the rest
I knew I was going to enjoy him
I could tell he was simply the best

Soon the other housemates
Were always on his case
They picked on him relentlessly
Obviously worried he’d win the race

Each night as I settled down to watch
I knew I was in for a treat
Our Dexter never let me down
I knew he was the one to beat

He’d sing and dance, and entertain
And join in every task
He was his lovely, quirky self
Unlike the others never wore a mask

Each week at nominations
Our Dex was always picked on
The housemates were so threatened
They really wanted him gone

They worried how he may be liked
Because he’s jovial and funny
They tried so hard to get him out
They worried he’d win the money

His face always spoke a thousand words
Each time that he was saved
The public cheered and shouted loud
As they joyfully danced and raved

All the other housemates
Tried in vain to beat him down
But we knew our dearest Dexter
Was headed for the crown

As the show is now nearing the end
He’s not giving up his fight
He’s come this far and now we know
He’s there for the final night

DEXTER THE DUKE TO WIN

Great work Tozzie :worship: :love:

[Fosse]

As a fellow Dextorian hehe, love the word, I've written a poem and seeing this is Dexter loving thread I'll post it here as I doubt many people will look at the poetry forum.

Enjoy

On the Big Brother opening night
I saw a cute young man
Right then I remember thinking
I will be his biggest fan

Even though he is quite small
He stood out above the rest
I knew I was going to enjoy him
I could tell he was simply the best

Soon the other housemates
Were always on his case
They picked on him relentlessly
Obviously worried he’d win the race

Each night as I settled down to watch
I knew I was in for a treat
Our Dexter never let me down
I knew he was the one to beat

He’d sing and dance, and entertain
And join in every task
He was his lovely, quirky self
Unlike the others never wore a mask

Each week at nominations
Our Dex was always picked on
The housemates were so threatened
They really wanted him gone

They worried how he may be liked
Because he’s jovial and funny
They tried so hard to get him out
They worried he’d win the money

His face always spoke a thousand words
Each time that he was saved
The public cheered and shouted loud
As they joyfully danced and raved

All the other housemates
Tried in vain to beat him down
But we knew our dearest Dexter
Was headed for the crown

As the show is now nearing the end
He’s not giving up his fight
He’s come this far and now we know
He’s there for the final night

DEXTER THE DUKE TO WIN

Well composed!

[Cherie]

As a fellow Dextorian hehe, love the word, I've written a poem and seeing this is Dexter loving thread I'll post it here as I doubt many people will look at the poetry forum.

Enjoy

On the Big Brother opening night
I saw a cute young man
Right then I remember thinking
I will be his biggest fan

Even though he is quite small
He stood out above the rest
I knew I was going to enjoy him
I could tell he was simply the best

Soon the other housemates
Were always on his case
They picked on him relentlessly
Obviously worried he’d win the race

Each night as I settled down to watch
I knew I was in for a treat
Our Dexter never let me down
I knew he was the one to beat

He’d sing and dance, and entertain
And join in every task
He was his lovely, quirky self
Unlike the others never wore a mask

Each week at nominations
Our Dex was always picked on
The housemates were so threatened
They really wanted him gone

They worried how he may be liked
Because he’s jovial and funny
They tried so hard to get him out
They worried he’d win the money

His face always spoke a thousand words
Each time that he was saved
The public cheered and shouted loud
As they joyfully danced and raved

All the other housemates
Tried in vain to beat him down
But we knew our dearest Dexter
Was headed for the crown

As the show is now nearing the end
He’s not giving up his fight
He’s come this far and now we know
He’s there for the final night

DEXTER THE DUKE TO WIN

Nicely put Tozzie. Deserves one of these :elephant: and two of these :dance::dance: