Dexters Rodeo ride

[Kazanne]

Well lets conteract these 'news' stories,nothing like a fair playing field,someone has explained Sams misdemeanors in detail,thought some of you might like to see the Dexter accustations,Is this is how HE passes his time,lovely eh?is this what he had a warning for talking about?classy bloke eh?

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A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.

You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).

When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.

Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...

The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..

As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.

"Got a 13 second rodeo on Sarah last night, she won't talk to me now..."

[Beso]

It won't work,dexter fans don't care what the hm,so do outside the house.lol

[Kazanne]

It won't work,dexter fans don't care what the hm,so do outside the house.lol

But they care what others do outside the house?:joker::joker:that'll be about right.

[Vicky.]

Well the difference between the two stories is that Dexter never said that he had taken part in rodeoing..he was explaining what it was. Even the star couldnt twist it to make out he had actually done it.

The Sam thing is a person who knows him selling a story.

I dont personally think there is anything to EITHER of the stories tbh. The Dexter thing was clearly blown out of proportion for the sake of selling papers (because we would have seen the warning if it happened) and I suspect the landlord just wants his 2 mins of fame by doing this, but the situations are not really the same.

Plus people who dont like dexter have been using this 'rodeo' thing (with nothing to back it up) for weeks now as an attempt to discredit him anyway, so this is nothing new :laugh:

[MTVN]

This was discussed to death at the time it was posted weeks ago, why start it up again?

[Ellen]

Well the difference between the two stories is that Dexter never said that he had taken part in rodeoing..he was explaining what it was. Even the star couldnt twist it to make out he had actually done it.

The Sam thing is a person who knows him selling a story.

I dont personally think there is anything to EITHER of the stories tbh. The Dexter thing was clearly blown out of proportion for the sake of selling papers (because we would have seen the warning if it happened) and I suspect the landlord just wants his 2 mins of fame by doing this, but the situations are not really the same.

Plus people who dont like dexter have been using this 'rodeo' thing (with nothing to back it up) for weeks now as an attempt to discredit him anyway, so this is nothing new :laugh:

I agree in that who the hell believes what they read in the Daily Star :conf:

[thesheriff443]

rodeo, rodeo, where is my rodeo:joker:

[Vicky.]

I agree in that who the hell believes what they read in the Daily Star :conf:

People appear to believe it when it suits them. For example quite a few have taken the rodeo thing as fact and have brought it up ever since. Until now when the star is suddenly not to be believed

Made my feelings on the star clear in every thread about that rag. But people cant have it both ways..

[thesheriff443]

This was discussed to death at the time it was posted weeks ago, why start it up again?

you kill joy:bawling:

[thesheriff443]

People appear to believe it when it suits them. For example quite a few have taken the rodeo thing as fact and have brought it up ever since. Until now when the star is suddenly not to be believed

Made my feelings on the star clear in every thread about that rag. But people cant have it both ways..

in a threesome you can have it all ways:shocked::joker:

[Vicky.]

in a threesome you can have it all ways:shocked::joker:

:evilgrin:

[Ellen]

People appear to believe it when it suits them. For example quite a few have taken the rodeo thing as fact and have brought it up ever since. Until now when the star is suddenly not to be believed

Made my feelings on the star clear in every thread about that rag. But people cant have it both ways..

I never read it, in fact i learn more on here whats in the Daily Star :joker:

[Novo]

a desperate last ditch attempt from crew of the HMS Samuel but it is to late, he has hit the unbreakable Kohberg and it is all down hill from here

[JTM45]

This is a really pitiful and irrelevant attempt to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Talk about desperation. Congrats!:bored:

Why don't you find some info on having threesomes with mothers and daughters while you're digging up irrelevant stuff. Just as irrelevant and barrell scraping as this rubbish.

Hopefully a mod will remove this ridiculous thread very soon!:rolleyes:

[Gillian-73]

It doesn't say Dexter has taken part in this, it's irrelevant!

[Kate!]

This is a really pitiful and irrelevant attempt to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Talk about desperation. Congrats!:bored:

Why don't you find some info on having threesomes with mothers and daughters while you're digging up irrelevant stuff. Just as irrelevant and barrell scraping as this rubbish.

Hopefully a mod will remove this ridiculous thread very soon!:rolleyes:

Pmsl. No.

Unless they also remove all the desperate attempts to bag Sam cos you know he's gonna win ;)

[Kazanne]

This was discussed to death at the time it was posted weeks ago, why start it up again?

Why not? not everyone discussed it,I don't think I did:hugesmile:

[smudgie]

Well at least now I actually know what he was talking about.

Nothing at all what I thought.

Good informative post for me.

I thought Dexter mentioned a sheet.......that might be why I imagined it to be something else:blush:

[Kazanne]

It doesn't say Dexter has taken part in this, it's irrelevant!

I didn't say he had Gillian,but why would he be talking about it and get a warning if it's irrelevant?:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Well at least now I actually know what he was talking about.

Nothing at all what I thought.

Good informative post for me.

I thought Dexter mentioned a sheet.......that might be why I imagined it to be something else:blush:

:joker::joker:We live and learn smudgie

[Kazanne]

This is a really pitiful and irrelevant attempt to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Talk about desperation. Congrats!:bored:

Why don't you find some info on having threesomes with mothers and daughters while you're digging up irrelevant stuff. Just as irrelevant and barrell scraping as this rubbish.

Hopefully a mod will remove this ridiculous thread very soon!:rolleyes:

No need to remove it is there?unless of course you think there is something that might smear your Dexy,no need to find out about the mothers and daughters ,Callum already said that was a fib and he is no longer in the running,stop getting your knickers in a knot afterall you love the dishing the dirt on Sam.Play nicely

[Kazanne]

People appear to believe it when it suits them. For example quite a few have taken the rodeo thing as fact and have brought it up ever since. Until now when the star is suddenly not to be believed

Made my feelings on the star clear in every thread about that rag. But people cant have it both ways..

I don't believe the rag mags Vicky,but,it seems some DO when it suits their agenda,The daily Star is 'fact' now Sam has a story but its trash when Dexter does,so just evening things up here,and dexter DID get a warning for talking about this,there is no smoke without fire.

[Vicky.]

I don't believe the rag mags Vicky,but,it seems some DO when it suits their agenda,The daily Star is 'fact' now Sam has a story but its trash when Dexter does,so just evening things up here,and dexter DID get a warning for talking about this,there is no smoke without fire.

He didnt though...

[Kazanne]

He didnt though...

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s149/big-brother/news/a496262/big-brother-dexter-koh-given-final-warning-over-offensive-comments.html

[Vicky.]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s149/big-brother/news/a496262/big-brother-dexter-koh-given-final-warning-over-offensive-comments.html

Title is a question... and its (again) about the star article...as it says

He got a warning for the caravan comment to sophie (terrible warning imo). The star made out it was for the sophie thing AND the rodeo thing..but the warning we saw never mentioned rodeoing.

[Northern Monkey]

Yeah i think the lesson learned is -Don't believe the Daily Star,Or do,But make your mind up.

[Vicky.]

Yeah i think the lesson learned is -Don't believe the Daily Star,Or do,But make your mind up.

Indeed.

For a lot of people it seems to depend on who each story is about :bored:

[Brother Leon]

Well...we haven't seen Dexter say this. Last night we saw exactly the type of man Sam
Can be though ;)

[Vanessa]

Dexter has won and Sam is handing him the victory with his behaviour. :dance:

[smudgie]

Well...we haven't seen Dexter say this. Last night we saw exactly the type of man Sam
Can be though ;)

Indeed.

Someone who stood by word.

Someone who stood up to someone that didn't.

Someone who told a liar he was a liar..to his face and not behind his back.

The way Dexter was wriggling about maggot fashion to get out of it was hilarious:joker::joker:

[Kate!]

Dexter has won and Sam is handing him the victory with his behaviour. :dance:

Dexter has not won. And he won't.

I have faith in the overall decency of the voting public NOT to allow a dirty low down scumbag to walk out the winner, he does not deserve it, he leads a shallow depraved lifestyle.

It completely mystifies me why people like him, he has not one redeeming feature, he will be laughing up his sleeve if his scheme actually works and he does manage to con his way to a win. He doesn't give two hoots about being liked, or anyone but himself, certainly won't be appreciative to the fans, all he cares about is the money. I despair.

[Kazanne]

isn't it funny Dexter has to 'win' on the backs of other people,lol he'de never have made it on his own.

[Novo]

isn't it funny Dexter has to 'win' on the backs of other people,lol he'de never have made it on his own.

No one else has helped him to the final apart from the Public, they have kept him in 5 times and put him in the safe house, i was waiting for the conspiracy theories to come out

[Vicky.]

No one else has helped him to the final apart from the Public, they have kept him in 5 times and put him in the safe house, i was waiting for the conspiracy theories to come out

I remember all of this being said about Aaron too..do you? When it got close to the final all of a sudden there were accusations of fixing, and BB helping him out, etc etc :D

[Vanessa]

I remember all of this being said about Aaron too..do you? When it got close to the final all of a sudden there were accusations of fixing, and BB helping him out, etc etc :D

Yes! I smell a Dexter win! :elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Kazanne]

I remember all of this being said about Aaron too..do you? When it got close to the final all of a sudden there were accusations of fixing, and BB helping him out, etc etc :D

A dexter fanatic on here has just said Sam has handed Dexter the win,isn't that winning on the back of other people?

[Vicky.]

Yes! I smell a Dexter win! :elephant::elephant::elephant:

I still don't think he will win.

But it is amusing to see the excuses for if he does have started already, even before the final night.

[Vanessa]

I still don't think he will win.

But it is amusing to see the excuses for if he does have started already, even before the final night.

I think he can. Dexter to win! :dance:

[Vicky.]

A dexter fanatic on here has just said Sam has handed Dexter the win,isn't that winning on the back of other people?

We take the word of one member above everything else?

And no its not winning on the back of other people :conf: It is Sam ruining his own chances(I disagree that he has though). And Dexter being second fave to win, obviously the assumption is if Sam doesnt, Dexter does.

Would you say someone saying that Sam was going to win because Dexter was a twat in tonights episode, as Sam winning on the back of other people?

[Vanessa]

We take the word of one member above everything else?

And no its not winning on the back of other people :conf: It is Sam ruining his own chances(I disagree that he has though). And Dexter being second fave to win, obviously the assumption is if Sam doesnt, Dexter does.

Would you say someone saying that Sam was going to win because Dexter was a twat in tonights episode, as Sam winning on the back of other people?

Dexter fanatic! :joker: I can't wait to watch Sam be evicted tonight. Dexter will go right at the top of the winning odds. :dance:

[Apple202]

that's disgusting

[Marmalite]

No one else has helped him to the final apart from the Public, they have kept him in 5 times and put him in the safe house, i was waiting for the conspiracy theories to come out

Actually, it's vote to evict this year not vote to save, so they haven't kept him in.

It just so happened that he was very lucky to be up for eviction with other HM's that either blew it completely in the week they were up or were hated more than he was. So the public went wild and voted them out, thinking they would be able to get him next time around.

He made it to the safe house because of Gina's popularity not his own!

[Kate!]

Actually, it's vote to evict this year not vote to save, so they haven't kept him in.

yep, he has been incredibly lucky. Luck of the devil you could say.

It just so happened that he was very lucky to be up for eviction with other HM's that either blew it completely in the week they were up or were hated more than he was. So the public went wild and voted them out, thinking they would be able to get him next time around.

He made it to the safe house because of Gina's popularity not his own!

so true, if they had not paired them up as a package he would never have been chosen.

[Marmalite]

I remember all of this being said about Aaron too..do you? When it got close to the final all of a sudden there were accusations of fixing, and BB helping him out, etc etc :D


Yes I do.

Weren't the forums going crazy of some wife beating story and the fact that he was still married as well.

The hate that poured out of people during those weeks was disgusting. At that time, HM's ****ting in the freezer just didn't matter anymore :whistle:

.... deja vu

[Vicky.]

Actually, it's vote to evict this year not vote to save, so they haven't kept him in.

It just so happened that he was very lucky to be up for eviction with other HM's that either blew it completely in the week they were up or were hated more than he was. So the public went wild and voted them out, thinking they would be able to get him next time around.

He made it to the safe house because of Gina's popularity not his own!

Well they havent got him out either.

Vote to evict is never a good indicator of popularity tbh. Fencesitters constantly get saved, despite having no fans, hated people survive because another has a breakdown while the votes are open..etc etc

We will see how popular he actually is in the final. I suspect 2nd or 3rd place..depending on tonights result.

[Vicky.]

Yes I do.

Weren't the forums going crazy of some wife beating story and the fact that he was still married as well.

The hate that poured out of people during those weeks was disgusting. At that time, HM's ****ting in the freezer just didn't matter anymore :whistle:

.... deja vu

Yup. Thats right.

The ****ting in the freezer thing though..still actually cant believe that even though it is definitely true :joker:

[Daffodil]

Does it necessarily follow that people who don't like Sam, want Dexter to win???(And vice versa). Personally I don't want either of them to win.

:shrug: :idc: :bored:

[billy123]

Charlie might get Rodeo'd if she isnt careful according to digital spys press release bless her.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s149/big-brother/news/a496262/big-brother-dexter-koh-given-final-warning-over-offensive-comments.html

[Kazanne]

Charlie might get Rodeo'd if she isnt careful according to digital spys press release bless her.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s149/big-brother/news/a496262/big-brother-dexter-koh-given-final-warning-over-offensive-comments.html

Oh,didn't you know Bobnot ,it's ok because it's Dexter:xyxwave::hugesmile:I posted this and you'de think I'de killed a kitten,lol

[Vicky.]

Oh,didn't you know Bobnot ,it's ok because it's Dexter:xyxwave::hugesmile:I posted this and you'de think I'de killed a kitten,lol

LOL.

You happily believe the star story about Dexter, yet whinge when people believe the star story about Sam. Its actually hilarious.

To add to this

"This is where a guy and a girl have sex and the guy covers the girl with a sheet and loads of men run in the room.

"It's like a rodeo. Men put sheets over the girl. Loads of men run in and do stuff and wait to see if she notices."

Is the only direct quote from Dexter (as I believe they arent alowed to make up quotes?) the story could give. As I have said before a few times, this in no way says he has done it.

[Vicky.]

Also funny how the rodeoing thing has suddenly been brought up again, and the 'girlfriend' situation. Must be getting close to the final :wink:

[Kazanne]

LOL.

You happily believe the star story about Dexter, yet whinge when people believe the star story about Sam. Its actually hilarious.

To add to this

"This is where a guy and a girl have sex and the guy covers the girl with a sheet and loads of men run in the room.

"It's like a rodeo. Men put sheets over the girl. Loads of men run in and do stuff and wait to see if she notices."

Is the only direct quote from Dexter (as I believe they arent alowed to make up quotes?) the story could give. As I have said before a few times, this in no way says he has done it.

I didn't say I believed it, I posted it purely because someone was taking the Stars story about Sam as fact,so I posted a Star story about Dexter to even the field up,funny how the Star was rubbish then(to some people)but factual ,on Sams story,THAT is why I posted it,on a personal level,the Star is actually really good for lining my rabbit hutches with and nothing else.

[Kazanne]

Also funny how the rodeoing thing has suddenly been brought up again, and the 'girlfriend' situation. Must be getting close to the final :wink:

Well funnily enough they have come out with a new story on Dexter today,so maybe people will want to run with that one.

[Cherie]

I didn't say he had Gillian,but why would he be talking about it and get a warning if it's irrelevant?:hugesmile:

He also got a warning for saying you can't take the caravan out the girl to Sophie as part of a task, they gave out warnings this year for breathing.

[Vicky.]

Well funnily enough they have come out with a new story on Dexter today,so maybe people will want to run with that one.

Maybe. I think I saw a thread on it already today.

I wuldnt wipe my arse with the daily star. And I doubt anyone else would either, only when they are bringing out stories about those they dislike.

I have rubbished every star story since the beginning.

[Vicky.]

He also got a warning for saying you can't take the caravan out the girl to Sophie as part of a task, they gave out warnings this year for breathing.

The star story made out that that warning was joint with the rodeo thing. SO there was only one warning. Funnily enough the warning we saw was ONLY for the caravan comment (which was silly to begin with)

[Cherie]

I didn't say I believed it, I posted it purely because someone was taking the Stars story about Sam as fact,so I posted a Star story about Dexter to even the field up,funny how the Star was rubbish then(to some people)but factual ,on Sams story,THAT is why I posted it,on a personal level,the Star is actually really good for lining my rabbit hutches with and nothing else.

The Stars story on Sam is slightly more credible though and anyone could follow it through as the name of the pub and landlord were printed.

[Cherie]

The star story made out that that warning was joint with the rodeo thing. SO there was only one warning. Funnily enough the warning we saw was ONLY for the caravan comment (which was silly to begin with)

Oh I didn't know that!

[Vicky.]

The Stars story on Sam is slightly more credible though and anyone could follow it through as the name of the pub and landlord were printed.

I believe they would be in trouble for using false quotes, as I said above, the only actual quote in the Dexter story was describing what rodeoing is. I have said this before, but I know what a donkey punch is, doesnt mean I have done it, or even considered doing it.

[Roy Mars III]

some disgusting last ditch efforts to discredit Saint Dexter

[Ramsay]

I know what a dutch rudder is...does not mean i've ever done it..but i've explained what it is to many people

[Vicky.]

I know what a dutch rudder is...does not mean i've ever done it..but i've explained what it is to many people

:suspect: What is it?

[Ramsay]

:suspect: What is it?

yGUuugNEUcU

[Vicky.]

Oh damn you. I was wanting you to explain it so I could accuse you of being a pervert.

[Ramsay]

:laugh2:

[jet]

I have to admit that Dexter's VT put me right off the very first night of BB - and his behaviour the first couple of weeks in the house when he strutted about like a first class prick telling his unsavoury stories.
Apart from that, at times I thought he was okay in the house - I liked how he handled himself in the feud with Callum and I also liked how he was never nasty to anyone. At other times I thought he came across as sly, insincere and only really interested in himself. So he was never really on my radar as a fave or as my least fave.
But as it got down to fewer and fewer HM's and I was looking for someone to support (Dan was my fave and I never really felt the same about any of the others) I knew I could never support Dexter. I couldn't get past the VT thing - sugar daddy, all his sugar babes - a woman like an accessory for every occasion etc. No way could I support a man who treated women like objects. I realized he was probably lying or exaggerating his lifestyle to get into BB, but why would he want people to think he was like that?

The fact that he chose the objectification of women to advertise himself is not okay with me, personally. The rodeo thing - sleaze again, but there is no evidence whatsoever that he participated himself.
Why oh why do some people show themselves in such a poor light on their VT's? Then again, many people don't care obviously. Maybe I'm old fashioned, maybe it's the fact I have a teenage daughter, maybe it's my wife being a great woman's libber and loathing that type of man (or pretending to be that type of man) - or all 3!

[honeydew]

Well the difference between the two stories is that Dexter never said that he had taken part in rodeoing..he was explaining what it was. Even the star couldnt twist it to make out he had actually done it.

The Sam thing is a person who knows him selling a story.

I dont personally think there is anything to EITHER of the stories tbh. The Dexter thing was clearly blown out of proportion for the sake of selling papers (because we would have seen the warning if it happened) and I suspect the landlord just wants his 2 mins of fame by doing this, but the situations are not really the same.

Plus people who dont like dexter have been using this 'rodeo' thing (with nothing to back it up) for weeks now as an attempt to discredit him anyway, so this is nothing new :laugh:

Good post..."rodeo" thing exactly with nothing to back it up.. laughable..:joker::laugh3:

[cookiemonster]

so you've basically just explained what a rodeo is?