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daniel-lewis-1985
17-08-2013, 07:52 AM
...Or scream them at the top of your voice to imitate him.

Football task: "And they're off!!" then went on to spout out embarrassing mumbo jumbo for 2 minutes ....Atrocious.

"Rocked the house"

"Jack and Joe are going round and round in the pool" (WTF?!?!)

"Dan is working up a sweat"

"The housemates are busting some shapes"

LemonPen
17-08-2013, 07:54 AM
xD he's obviously just having a laugh, I don't mind it lol

Jamie.
17-08-2013, 10:04 AM
He works by a script, there is nothing saying the producers don't write it. Marcus is the last good thing since they moved the show

armand.kay
17-08-2013, 10:09 AM
The football one made me wanna switch off.

billy123
17-08-2013, 10:11 AM
I dont disaprove he is the voice of big brother you should be glad he stuck with it the show could well have failed completely for Chav 5 if he hadnt agreed to carry on you should be thankful not starting bitchfests about him.

T*
17-08-2013, 10:14 AM
I dont disaprove he is the voice of big brother you should be glad he stuck with it the show could well have failed completely for Chav 5 if he hadnt agreed to carry on you should be thankful not starting bitchfests about him.

LMAO, He's awful now. That's why we're having a discussion of why he's gone down hill, or in your words "Bitchfest".

In the Drunk Tank
17-08-2013, 10:18 AM
He was terrible during that wrestling task, "Hazel's gone for the Big Brother power slam!!!" or whatever he said

daniel-lewis-1985
17-08-2013, 10:39 AM
I dont disaprove he is the voice of big brother you should be glad he stuck with it the show could well have failed completely for Chav 5 if he hadnt agreed to carry on you should be thankful not starting bitchfests about him.

Don't tell me what to do lol.

I am not thankful he is still there he has become an absolute joke and wether its the script writers fault I don't give a **** he is no longer an asset to the show.

If anything he ruins the highlight shows for me sometimes, the wrestling and football tasks were unbearable.

A few years back I would have said BB needed Marcus but I would much rather Emma narrate it as you just know she would have a more serious tone, just like Davina used to on the Friday nights highlight shows.

Marcus has blocked a number of members on here on Twitter for just giving an opinion or has given very immature responses.

My block was deserved I admit because I was rude but the others didn't deserve it.

Im sick of him introducing Emma, Im sick of him telling the housemates they have been evicted, im sick of him doing the countdown and finally im sick to death of his tacky over involvement with the narration.

Point made.

Gusto Brunt
17-08-2013, 11:59 AM
Does he write it though? Maybe he just spouts this crap, reads it from a script, but isn't guilty as its author. ;)

daniel-lewis-1985
17-08-2013, 01:22 PM
Does he write it though? Maybe he just spouts this crap, reads it from a script, but isn't guilty as its author. ;)

I think he has some input but he doesn't write it....Just murders it.

Cherry Christmas
17-08-2013, 01:25 PM
I would imagine he is given a script, end of the day :D: he is just doing his job.

pcro
17-08-2013, 02:55 PM
...Or scream them at the top of your voice to imitate him.

Football task: "And they're off!!" then went on to spout out embarrassing mumbo jumbo for 2 minutes ....Atrocious.

"Rocked the house"

"Jack and Joe are going round and round in the pool" (WTF?!?!)

"Dan is working up a sweat"

"The housemates are busting some shapes"

You do realize that he doesn't go into a recording booth and just make this stuff up right?

Razor
17-08-2013, 04:03 PM
I like Marcus but I wish he would tone it down a bit, I swear the production team for Channel 5 are making him over exaggerate his accent which can get annoying. Please, please, please Marcus go back to how you were when the show was on Channel 4.

daniel-lewis-1985
17-08-2013, 04:17 PM
You do realize that he doesn't go into a recording booth and just make this stuff up right?

If you actually read through the thread you would see I know he is scripted.

emmetmcl
17-08-2013, 04:57 PM
I really like Marcus. He's one of the only remaining things we have from good Big Brother.

I will admit I would prefer it if he was allowed to do the voiceover like he used to on C4, and the football task in particular was quite cringey.

But if it was between Marcus as he is now and someone else, it would be Marcus everytime! :D

Rob!
17-08-2013, 07:33 PM
Even if he doesn't write it (which I think he does, or at least some of it) he's defended his new style to the death.

Gusto Brunt
17-08-2013, 07:40 PM
I think he has some input but he doesn't write it....Just murders it.

Then the person who writes it should be fired too. :D

I can't imagine BB without Marcus though. He's certainly calmed down from when when he first appeared on Channel 5.

He was REALLY awful then. Anyone remember it? Dreadful.

Daffodil
17-08-2013, 07:43 PM
I love his commentary! Certain comments he made when Callum was massaging made me laugh out loud. Love him. He is the master of irony!

zenon
17-08-2013, 08:00 PM
I think Marcus should have quit when Channel 4 ended it, would have made it more refreshing having someone else for Channel 5.

daniel-lewis-1985
17-08-2013, 08:06 PM
Sometimes its honestly like watching a sketch that's mocking Big Brother.

Like something that would have appeared as a joke on The Friday Night Project back in the day with Alan Carr dressed up as a housemate but then you realise its actually happening.

Drew.
17-08-2013, 08:09 PM
he was embarrassing when they were playing football but apart from that i dont really pay much attention to him

Pincho Paxton
17-08-2013, 08:12 PM
Nobody can do the voice over better than Marcus.

Rob!
17-08-2013, 08:37 PM
I can just about bare with the cheesy comments like working up a sweat (although I often end up rolling my eyes :P ) but when he goes into full on sports commentary mode I just cringe. Essentially it's become a bit of a parody. Having said that, Big Brother wouldn't be the same without him and I love that he basically stuck his finger up to channel 4 when they axed it and jumped ship without a second thought purely for the love of the show.

blue
17-08-2013, 10:19 PM
Don't tell me what to do lol.

I am not thankful he is still there he has become an absolute joke and wether its the script writers fault I don't give a **** he is no longer an asset to the show.

If anything he ruins the highlight shows for me sometimes, the wrestling and football tasks were unbearable.

A few years back I would have said BB needed Marcus but I would much rather Emma narrate it as you just know she would have a more serious tone, just like Davina used to on the Friday nights highlight shows.

Marcus has blocked a number of members on here on Twitter for just giving an opinion or has given very immature responses.

My block was deserved I admit because I was rude but the others didn't deserve it.

Im sick of him introducing Emma, Im sick of him telling the housemates they have been evicted, im sick of him doing the countdown and finally im sick to death of his tacky over involvement with the narration.

Point made.

are you bitter bcos he blocked you on twitter?

Tulin
18-08-2013, 12:01 AM
If you want to hear a good narration, listen to any Australian show with Mike Goldman. Mike is understated and articulates perfectly.

This Marcus dickhead seriously sounds odd to me. I swear, I thought he was Jamaican;


"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 37"


His accent is almost unbearable.

RichardG
18-08-2013, 12:07 AM
I don't like it either, it's way too over the top and exaggerated. Whoever it is that keeps giving him more and more involvement in the show and ridiculous lines to read on the highlights needs to slow down a bit. He has too much involvement now imo. I found evictions to be much more exciting and tense listening to big brother's voice say "you have been evicted, please leave the big brother house" rather than listening to Marcus scream at the top of his voice, "DEEEEEEEXTER, YOU HAVE BEEEEEN EEEEVVVVIIICCTTED! PLEASE LEAVE THAAAA BIG BRUUVVAAAA HOUUSEE!" :joker:

Jack_
18-08-2013, 12:10 AM
"Jack and Joe are going round and round in the pool" (WTF?!?!)[/B]


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this one

I couldn't stop cringing at that, it was the way he said it as well *shudders*

Also his overused catchphrase during the 'coming up' bits...'AND BIG BROTHERRRR DROPS A BOMBSHELL'. No they don't so shut up bye

Tregard
18-08-2013, 12:27 AM
You watch some highlight from BB9 and it's like night and day.

reece(:
18-08-2013, 12:43 AM
urgh hes' such an annoying fool

cookiemonster
18-08-2013, 12:58 AM
i honestly don't know what everyone on heres problem with him is? :conf:

Tulin
18-08-2013, 01:00 AM
His stupid Scottish accent.

He sounds TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

daniel-lewis-1985
18-08-2013, 04:36 AM
are you bitter bcos he blocked you on twitter?

Simple question from a simple mind.

No I was not.

I was glad my opinion sparked such outrage and may have caused a slight impact.