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fingers
18-08-2013, 11:19 PM
Silly bugger drank way too much on HIS LAST NIGHT!
He'll regret this tomorrow!

the_answers
18-08-2013, 11:22 PM
Probably get the sympathy vote for having a hangover.

MTVN
18-08-2013, 11:26 PM
He is a complete man child

CaudleHalbard
18-08-2013, 11:30 PM
He's an alleged lager lout who's been banned from his local pub for yobbish behaviour.

Sam must have drunk a huge amount because he must be quite alcohol-resistant (so to speak).

MTVN
18-08-2013, 11:34 PM
Can remember a while ago he was trying to explain the difference between lager and beer and he said Carslberg is lager whereas Carling is beer, the boy is clueless

CaudleHalbard
18-08-2013, 11:36 PM
He may not be able to cope with the final tomorrow!

Interview should be riveting! :rolleyes:;)

fingers
18-08-2013, 11:39 PM
This probably should be merged!

with this> Be nervous Sam fans.

fingers
18-08-2013, 11:42 PM
If Ecksell watches LF he could well get really pissed off! lol

Northern Monkey
18-08-2013, 11:43 PM
Good for him!It's his last night in BB,Hope he enjoys himself!

CaudleHalbard
18-08-2013, 11:45 PM
Telling Gina she's beautiful.

Even more pissed than I thought!:eek:;)

Winkie Expand
18-08-2013, 11:45 PM
:joker: that's beautiful!

Dexter could never because he'd become a dark, self-truth spilling troll.

the_answers
18-08-2013, 11:46 PM
Just said Gina's boyfriend will likely deck him (or something like that)

fingers
18-08-2013, 11:49 PM
Just said Gina's boyfriend will likely deck him (or something like that)

He's probably right!

Spoon
18-08-2013, 11:52 PM
Showing everyone how he'd spend the money, how thoughtful.

CaudleHalbard
19-08-2013, 12:01 AM
Showing everyone how he'd spend the money, how thoughtful.

Yep. But he'll have to find another pub to go to!

Winkie Expand
19-08-2013, 12:04 AM
I ****ing love Sam.

CaudleHalbard
19-08-2013, 12:05 AM
I ****ing love Sam.

Did he make your winkie expand? :)

Winkie Expand
19-08-2013, 12:07 AM
:joker:

I've enjoyed him a lot as I have other housemates. This has been a great series.

*cheers!* to everyone. Glad to have spent a part of my summer watching with you guys! :)

Vanessa
19-08-2013, 12:07 AM
Did he make your winkie expand? :)

:laugh2:

reece(:
19-08-2013, 12:12 AM
Bring on finale, let's end this series ASAP.

fingers
19-08-2013, 12:17 AM
What a Plonker!

alex_front2
19-08-2013, 12:19 AM
Sam is gameplaying till the end. Anything to eke out a few votes.

the_answers
19-08-2013, 12:21 AM
Nothing wrong with gameplaying.
But he's doing it very badly. (least I hope it doesn't help him)

Miranda123
19-08-2013, 12:22 AM
I ****ing love Sam.

Im loving Sam right now!

fingers
19-08-2013, 12:24 AM
He's in bed with his "cute little arse" sticking out from the duvet, AS PER USUAL!

smudgie
19-08-2013, 12:37 AM
Awwww.

He even makes a nice drunk.
Bless him

Shame it won't be n the highlights all the young teenies would be swooning over him.:joker:

Kazanne
19-08-2013, 12:44 AM
Did he make your winkie expand? :)

Well at least we see he has a winkie to expand eh?:hugesmile:

reece(:
19-08-2013, 12:45 AM
Probably get the sympathy vote for having a hangover.
The fact that this is probably true :joker::joker:

alex_front2
19-08-2013, 12:55 AM
Telling Gina she's beautiful.

Even more pissed than I thought!:eek:;)

I think she is. But then again im not a white-woman worshipper

Winkie Expand
19-08-2013, 12:59 AM
Well at least we see he has a winkie to expand eh?:hugesmile:

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/7481d46b2881b38cd99074bea2a2afb0/http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/animated/213_elmo-rofl.gif