If I rip my tongue out and go mute and just sleep and stare at boobs I could win BB

[Lister of Smeg]

I reckon I could ya know they've never had a mute perv .

[karezza]

It will be interesting the see how next year's housemates behave after Sam's win.

[Tregard]

Might audition next year on the basis: "Sam was terrible, I am the anti-Sam"

[Lister of Smeg]

Might audition next year on the basis: "Sam was terrible, I am the anti-Sam"

Know point ive already got the 100k won especially when the public hear about how I lost my tongue.

[Tregard]

Know point ive already got the 100k won especially when the public hear about how I lost my tongue.

BUT HOW WILL YOU TELL THEM?! *twiddles evil moustache, maniacal laugh*

[Lister of Smeg]

BUT HOW WILL YOU TELL THEM?! *twiddles evil moustache, maniacal laugh*

Sign language

[InsertUserNameHere]

I kinda want someone to try this lol. Minus the tongue removal.

[the_answers]

It will be interesting the see how next year's housemates behave after Sam's win.
Was thinking exactly the same !

I wonder how they all feel now too ?

Part of me was shocked when Gina's spoke of her close friendship with Sam after coming 3rd. (especially after she said she might not see him again last night)
But it seems to fit a Sam/Gina pattern we've seen on here (rarely Sam/Dexter !)

Anyway perhaps they don't care too much or they're graceful losers.
But part of you wonders if they're feeling really hacked off !

[Nedusa]

No one will be watching BB next year....!!!

[mr rochester]

Next year we could all be in awe of 13/14 catatonic housemates staring into space until only one is left...can't ruddy wait...

[kistar]

Next year we could all be in awe of 13/14 catatonic housemates staring into space until only one is left...can't ruddy wait...

Ha ha ha exactly

[InsertUserNameHere]

I feel like we should merge this withyour thread, kistar.

[kistar]

I feel like we should merge this withyour thread, kistar.

How the heck do we/you do that?

[Josy]

No one will be watching BB next year....!!!

I love how you seem to be posting for the entire public tonight.

Go you!!

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/19/article-2397516-1B5F6488000005DC-503_634x843.jpg

A better winner than the twins

[Colbert-Bump]

I dare someone to audition sleeping...:sleep:

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/19/article-2397516-1B5F6BD3000005DC-966_634x1053.jpg
Yes Emma feel the one you hate

[Winkie Expand]

Well, you have options. You could always use a powder puff, twirl a keyring, treat people like objects and compulsively lie about your past to come in as the runner-up. :joker:

[Winkie Expand]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/19/article-2397516-1B5F6488000005DC-503_634x843.jpg

A better winner than the twins

I concur, and he's such a cute guy! :blush:

[sassysocks]

I reckon I could ya know they've never had a mute perv .

Definitely preferable to jealous rants and manipulative bitching. Neither require any talent.

[Lister of Smeg]

Definitely preferable to jealous rants and manipulative bitching. Neither require any talent.

:sleep:

[armand.kay]

This happens every year and every year people say they are not watching anymore and every year they come back. Your fave didn't win big deal, no need to throw your toys out the pram :bored:

[armand.kay]

But in response to the op that would be the best game plan to be honest. Keep quiet until a week before the final then let your fishy side out and you have a huge chance of winning, see Luke a, Sam etc.

[robb]

It will be interesting the see how next year's housemates behave after Sam's win.

Comatose for 7weeks, then turn into a mini me callum should do it. And pray that there is such an easy target as dexter in th house. Mind you, he and gina carried the show TBH. A GOOD SERIES RUINED BY AN ANTI CLIMAX OF A FINAL AND A TERRIBLE WINNER. :sleep:

[Lister of Smeg]

Comatose for 7weeks, then turn into a mini me callum should do it. And pray that there is such an easy target as dexter in th house. Mind you, he and gina carried the show TBH. A GOOD SERIES RUINED BY AN ANTI CLIMAX OF A FINAL AND A TERRIBLE WINNER. :sleep:

Well said :thumbs:

[flamingGalah!]

Indeed, Sam has to be possibly the worst ever winner of Big Brother :sleep:

I say teenage girls should be banned from voting... :nono:

[GiRTh]

I said the other day that I bet Sam has not figured for more than 5 minutes in any
single HL episode. IF people think he deserves to win then I give up with BB on 5.

[jet]

Well, you have options. You could always use a powder puff, twirl a keyring, treat people like objects and compulsively lie about your past to come in as the runner-up. :joker:

:laugh::thumbs:

And don't forget to go for the sympathy vote - fake having mini nervous breakdowns when you get saved from eviction - tell people you only want to be liked and how you've never had a friend - cry in a corner with a HM you have only met 3 days ago and tell them you thought you had found a real friend and they have rejected you (poor Dan!) .......act as humble as possible while all the time showing positively arrogant body language....

[sassysocks]

:laugh::thumbs:

And don't forget to go for the sympathy vote - fake having mini nervous breakdowns when you get saved from eviction - tell people you only want to be liked and how you've never had a friend - cry in a corner with a HM you have only met 3 days ago and tell them you thought you had found a real friend and they have rejected you (poor Dan!) .......act as humble as possible while all the time showing positively arrogant body language....

Exactly, if Dexter wasn't going for the sympathy vote, I don't know who was. It all started with Nadia and the wanting to be accepted gumph ...

How can anyone can fall for it is beyond me.

[Lister of Smeg]

Exactly, if Dexter wasn't going for the sympathy vote, I don't know who was. It all started with Nadia and the wanting to be accepted gumph ...

How can anyone can fall for it is beyond me.

Its all about entertainment value anf yobbo Sam wasnt entertaining :xyxwave:

[jet]

Its all about entertainment value anf yobbo Sam wasnt entertaining :xyxwave:

And obviously the public didn't like the entertainment on offer (nastiness, fakery, lies, slyness etc) as much as they liked Sam. :hugesmile:

[DanaC]

Again with the 'teenage girls'.

If they are the ones voting then they also voted for Dexter, Gina and the twins.

What is it with this assumption that all teenage girls like the same things? All adults aren't attracted to the same kinds of people, so why would teenage girls be?

If I were watching this as a teenage girl, I'm pretty sure I'd have fancied Dexter or Callum.

But that aside, what makes everyrone think teenage girls would only ever vote for who they fancy, rather than who they like?


I'd be interested to know how many of the people referring in such a dismissive way to 'teenage girls' are themselves teenage lads?

[Lister of Smeg]

And obviously the public didn't like the entertainment on offer (nastiness, fakery, lies, slyness etc) as much as they liked Sam. :hugesmile:

Sam fits the generic winner mould.

[Nedusa]

I love how you seem to be posting for the entire public tonight.

Go you!!

I'm OK now.......calmed down a bit after last nights Angerfest....

Yes I was posting a lot last night trying to voice my extreme disappointment with Sam the Sloth winning Big Brother.

I have moved on now of course and await the next series of CBB which starts this week.

A least the CBB HM have got personalities before they go into the House, so should be worth watching..........

[Johnnyuk123]

I reckon I could ya know they've never had a mute perv .

:joker::joker::joker: I'd vote for yah!

[Johnnyuk123]

Indeed, Sam has to be possibly the worst ever winner of Big Brother :sleep:

I say teenage girls should be banned from voting... :nono:

And sheep.