I'm going to win next year!!!

[kistar]

I've got a problem I cannot swim

I'm going on big brother I'm bound to win.


I was born with a pointy ear,
That's all I need to win next year.

My hammer toe and dodgy knee
Will mean the public will love me.

I'm going to win a hundred grand
Because I have a hairy hand.

To win the show it's plain to see
You need a bit of sympathy.

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm going to take the winning crown.

All I need to get the cash ,
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash.

Too much of one thing , not enough of the other,
Is all you need to win big brother.

[InsertUserNameHere]

Beautiful poem

[kistar]

Thank you it's a winning formula

[RichardG]

inspirational poem :love:

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

Make sure to stay asleep for 9 weeks as well and talk about winkie expanding and boobs it sits well for the win....

[Jordan.]

These threads were so yesterday http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar16753_1.gif

[kistar]

Make sure to stay asleep for 9 weeks as well and talk about winkie expanding and boobs it sits well for the win....

K I'm writing all this down.

[InsertUserNameHere]

Yeah sleep, lots of sleep.

[JTM45]

Don't forget your sleeping bag. That's a necessary part of the winning formula these days apparently! :bored:

[kistar]

Yeah sleep, lots of sleep.

So very simple!

[InsertUserNameHere]

And the most important rule: until the last few days, don't do ANYTHING.

[esbo]

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown.

[esbo]

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown.

[kistar]

Don't forget your sleeping bag. That's a necessary part of the winning formula these days apparently! :bored:

I'm going to get that sleep apny thingy when you nearly die when you sleep because you stop breathing , double whammy sleeping and the sympathy vote WHOOP

[JTM45]

I'm going to get that sleep apny thingy when you nearly die when you sleep because you stop breathing , double whammy sleeping and the sympathy vote WHOOP

You'll walk it with a bit of sleep apnea! :thumbs:

[kistar]

You'll walk it with a bit of sleep apnea! :thumbs:

100k here I come!

[kistar]

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown.

:joker:

[kistar]

All I need to get the cash
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash.

[kistar]

Too much of one thing,not enough of another,
Is all you need to win big brother.

[the_answers]

Very well done !

Interview question:

"What will you do when you get into the house ?"

Hee hee :)

[kistar]

Very well done !

Interview question:

"What will you do when you get into the house ?"

Hee hee :)

Um blend into the background and look unfortunate, like with my head slightly to one side , then sleep , then more sleep then yawn and yeah go back to sleep in an unfortunate kind of way..

[CaudleHalbard]

Um blend into the background and look unfortunate, like with my head slightly to one side , then sleep , then more sleep then yawn and yeah go back to sleep in an unfortunate kind of way..

£100k guaranteed! :D

[the_answers]

:laugh:

[kistar]

£100k guaranteed! :D

I think there might be a load of us next year though, a bunch of unfortunates all with the same idea, might have to organise a squint to secure the win ha!unfortunate however deceptively intelligent!

[InsertUserNameHere]

Please can we have someone on this forums go in next year and use Sam's formula. :joker:

[kistar]

[QUOTE=InsertUserNameHere;6309285]Please can we have someone on this forums go in next year and use Sam's formula.

It has to happen I mean it's sooooooo obvious , plus there are a lot of non entertaining types on here so perfect winning material!

[Withano]

Waterhog is better

[kistar]

Waterhog is better

Gcse English that's all I'm going to say.

[mr rochester]

Please can we have someone on this forums go in next year and use Sam's formula. :joker:

I've packed me bags, I'm going in
I've learned to boil an egg
I've stuck six pins in both me eyes
And sawn through half me leg
With sperm whale living in me ear
And bees inside me bonnet
I'll wear a weave and ho and heave
And write meself a sonnet
I'll never speak - I'll stare at walls
I'll wear some Primark shoes
And when I win I'll dance like Dad
There won't be any boos,
There won't be any money though
No fireworks or beer
The audience will all stay home
When I go in next year.

[kistar]

I've packed me bags, I'm going in
I've learned to boil an egg
I've stuck six pins in both me eyes
And sawn through half me leg
With sperm whale living in me ear
And bees inside me bonnet
I'll wear a weave and ho and heave
And write meself a sonnet
I'll never speak - I'll stare at walls
I'll wear some Primark shoes
And when I win I'll dance like Dad
There won't be any boos,
There won't be any money though
No fireworks or beer
The audience will all stay home
When I go in next year.

:joker:
LOVE THAT!

[mr rochester]

:joker:
LOVE THAT!

You inspired me :blush:

[kistar]

You inspired me :blush:

Aw Mr Rochester that is such a great poem !

[InsertUserNameHere]

This is an ingenious plan we've got here. Never been used before :rolleyes:

[kistar]

This is an ingenious plan we've got here. Never been used before :rolleyes:

I know!Ill go in and we can 'give the money to charity' not

[InsertUserNameHere]

I know!
I'VE GOT IT-on the last night you tell the only other girl in the house you love her. Everyone will think your so sweet

[kistar]

I'VE GOT IT-on the last night you tell the only other girl in the house you love her. Everyone will think your so sweet

I think I love her already! And I don't even know her yet that is how sweet I really am!

[kistar]

I'VE GOT IT-on the last night you tell the only other girl in the house you love her. Everyone will think your so sweet

Hang on a minute ....

[kistar]

Is this a fantasy or a plan?

[InsertUserNameHere]

I don't even know.

[mr rochester]

I think I love her already! And I don't even know her yet that is how sweet I really am!

I love you Esmerelda with your yellow tombstone teeth
You witches hump, your pregnant lump - you're really not beneath
My kind, benign attention - though the others say you pong
I love you Esmerelda, how can love like ours be wrong?

[kistar]

I love you Esmerelda with your yellow tombstone teeth
You witches hump, your pregnant lump - you're really not beneath
My kind, benign attention - though the others say you pong
I love you Esmerelda, how can love like ours be wrong?

:joker::joker::joker:

[kistar]

I don't even know.

Ha ha okay well it can be both ,how about I love her but my kidney dialysis machine I'm attached to is so loud she didn't hear me tell her?

[kistar]

Ha ha okay well it can be both ,how about I love her but my kidney dialysis machine I'm attached to is so loud she didn't hear me tell her?

Yes surely that is unbeatable!

[InsertUserNameHere]

Yes surely that is unbeatable!
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Mwhahahahahahaha :devil:

[kistar]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Mwhahahahahahaha :devil:

:joker::joker::joker:

[kistar]

Keep Kistar in the crowd will shout!
Because they heard I've had some gout.

[Vanessa]

Keep Kistar in the crowd will shout!
Because they heard I've had some gout.

You should apply. We'd all support you. :amazed:

[kistar]

Tbh I think I'm too healthy!

[Vanessa]

Tbh I think I'm too healthy!

Nice people do very well on BB i think. :hugesmile:

[kistar]

Nice people do very well on BB i think. :hugesmile:

AW!! That is sooo sweet Vanessa thank you.

[HBB1508]

Kistar for the win I say :)

[kistar]

Some one like Gina would eat me for breakfast though, I had to watch her from behind the sofa when she was arguing with Hazel.Also I'm a bit crazy maizey like odder than odd can be.Yeah the world is not ready for Kistar just yet!

[Vanessa]

Some one like Gina would eat me for breakfast though, I had to watch her from behind the sofa when she was arguing with Hazel.Also I'm a bit crazy maizey like odder than odd can be.Yeah the world is not ready for Kistar just yet!

I like odd. :hugesmile:

[kistar]

I like odd. :hugesmile:

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm entering next year, I will use my piles and my burnt hands as my winning formula. Each week before eviction i will ask one housemate to apply some pile cream for me as my hands are still sore. The one i choose will have that discusted look on their face which the cameras will catch and out they go!

[Vanessa]

I'm entering next year, I will use my piles and my burnt hands as my winning formula. Each week before eviction i will ask one housemate to apply some pile cream for me as my hands are still sore. The one i choose will have that discusted look on their face which the cameras will catch and out they go!

:joker:

[Cherie]

Funny thread.

TBF I think Sam will give 25% to charity and 25% to his Mum.

[kistar]

Funny thread.

TBF I think Sam will give 25% to charity and 25% to his Mum.


Thats part of the winning formula!