Lock your doors/windows - Sallie and Wolfy are out in the streets of London tonight!

[reece(:]

https://www.keek.com/!ZyEYcab

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Cherie]

Hide the children under the bed.:joker:

[Vanessa]

Omg! Run for your life! :eek::dog::bawling:

[Vicky.]

I'm getting ready to go out and I have big boobs

...wtf?

[fingers]

Is one more foul mouthed than the other?

[reece(:]

...wtf?
:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Cherie]

...wtf?

I think she meant side boobs.

[reece(:]

The mayhem continues!!!!
https://www.keek.com/!4qFYcab

[fingers]

Did they deflate?

[Videostar]

Lock London zoo up, Wolfy wants to visit her mates.

[Vicky.]

Did they deflate?

Wheres that come from? :suspect:

[reece(:]

Lock London zoo up, Wolfy wants to visit her mates.
:joker:

[fingers]

Wheres that come from? :suspect:

No idea, bit it IS her!

Edit: Unless it has been Photoshopped, but I can't see the join!

[rk3388]

Lock London zoo up, Wolfy wants to visit her mates.

dying LOL

[Vicky.]

No idea, bit it IS her!

Gotta be shopped, surely?

No way would a bra be able to get them under her chin if they were that small :o

This deserves its own thread I think :/

[RichardG]

Gotta be shopped, surely?

No way would a bra be able to get them under her chin if they were that small :o

This deserves its own thread I think :/

The pic is from the official @bbuklive twitter feed

https://twitter.com/BBUKLive/media/grid

I've seen their attempts at photoshopping in the past, no way could they get anything to look that realistic :laugh:

[MrWong]

Gotta be shopped, surely?

No way would a bra be able to get them under her chin if they were that small :o

This deserves its own thread I think :/

Chicken fillets would + a bra 1 or 2 cup sizes smaller.

[fingers]

Chicken fillets would + a bra 1 or 2 cup sizes smaller.

Gotta be uncomfortable/painful?

[MrWong]

Gotta be uncomfortable/painful?

She probably thinks 'no pain, no gain' :D

[RodHull]

Urgh the ghastly sallie sideboobs and the smelly fake hippy, couldn't think of anybody worse to meet on a night out.

As an aside wtf is that page for Sallie in the OP, her posts are barely legible.

Glamour models are have such good personalitys haha

Is an actual heading for one of her videos... /facepalm

The fact some people like this sad mess of a human being is bewildering to me...

[Patricia4]

Im glad Im off to bed.

[fingers]

Im glad Im off to bed.

You'll miss the HighLights! :joker:

[Vicky.]

...wtf?

https://twitter.com/sallieaxl/status/369633101242462208

I get it now :laugh:

[fingers]

https://twitter.com/sallieaxl/status/369633101242462208

I get it now :laugh:

Did she have the forehead tattoo removed at the same time, or was it just a transfer job?

[flamingGalah!]

Lets hope they get arrested or run over or something... :idc:

[fingers]

Lets hope they get arrested or run over or something... :idc:

....or both?

[CaudleHalbard]

Just been around checking my doors and window-locks! Lol! ;)

[flamingGalah!]

....or both?

Yes, that works...

[fingers]

Just been around checking my doors and window-locks! Lol! ;)

Don't forget the catflap!!

[Livia]

It's at times like this I'm glad I don't live in London anymore.

[CaudleHalbard]

Don't forget the catflap!!

Oh gawd, thanks for reminding me! :eek::D

[flamingGalah!]

Wolfy will probably slip a rohypnol in Sallie's drink & teach her beaver a few things it never wanted to know...

[reece(:]

Wolfy will probably slip a rohypnol in Sallie's drink & teach her beaver a few things it never wanted to know...
:yuk::yuk::yuk: