View Full Version : Why I wanted Sam to win (in musical format, singing only)
Oh Sammy boy, they said that you were deaf,
Of your hearing you were bereft
It didn't bother me at all.
Oh Sammy boy, all the teenage girls,
Would really love to see you twirl,
That didn't bother me at all.
Oh Sammy boy, they say your ruining the show,
Can't keep him in, he's dull he has to go,
Still didn't bother me at all.
Oh Sammy boy, you really love your bed,
You should get up dont rest your weary head,
Ok I was a little bothered but I'm still fine for nowwwww
Oh Sammy boy, to win the final was so grand,
I thought I saw your winkie expand,
I never knew it was so small.....just joking
Fin.
Don't all clap at once.
chuff me dizzy
21-08-2013, 01:54 PM
Thats brought a tear to my eye ,how lovely :bawling::bawling:
Roy Mars III
21-08-2013, 01:55 PM
it brought a tear to my eye, as well, but for a different reason
Thats brought a tear to my eye ,how lovely :bawling::bawling:
It brings a tear to all eyes chuff, all eyes :joker:
it brought a tear to my eye, as well, but for a different reason
Well I hope you cleaned up after. Stubborn stains an all that......
Winkie Expand
21-08-2013, 04:39 PM
It brought a lump to my throat. And my trousers.
Jesus.
21-08-2013, 04:42 PM
http://i.qkme.me/35u0m5.jpg
Kate!
21-08-2013, 04:55 PM
:amazed: Sam would be proud!
http://i.qkme.me/35u0m5.jpg
Belt your trousers up I can see your boner from here......
Kazanne
21-08-2013, 05:21 PM
Oh Sammy boy, they said that you were deaf,
Of your hearing you were bereft
It didn't bother me at all.
Oh Sammy boy, all the teenage girls,
Would really love to see you twirl,
That didn't bother me at all.
Oh Sammy boy, they say your ruining the show,
Can't keep him in, he's dull he has to go,
Still didn't bother me at all.
Oh Sammy boy, you really love your bed,
You should get up dont rest your weary head,
Ok I was a little bothered but I'm still fine for nowwwww
Oh Sammy boy, to win the final was so grand,
I thought I saw your winkie expand,
I never knew it was so small.....just joking
Fin.
Don't all clap at once.
Aw SM not just a pretty face then
AnnieK
21-08-2013, 05:27 PM
:hello:
Aw SM not just a pretty face then
I do party's too just putting it out there haha :cheer2:
smudgie
21-08-2013, 06:26 PM
:bawling: beautiful words SM...I am struggling to ft the words to the tune though.
You know the one...THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL.........:hugesmile:
:bawling: beautiful words SM...I am struggling to ft the words to the tune though.
You know the one...THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL.........:hugesmile:
Don't you attach Trashy Swedish lady pop to my masterpiece!! :devil:
This has a tune of its own.
smudgie
21-08-2013, 06:31 PM
Don't you attach Trashy Swedish lady pop to my masterpiece!! :devil:
This has a tune of its own.
You hum it and I will sing it then..
You hum it and I will sing it then..
:joker:
Lord Of The Garden
21-08-2013, 06:52 PM
A voice from the valleys sings over the land
"Jemima you maketh my winky expand"
Then silence and sleeping, on bed or grey chair
For weeks we'd forgotten the lad was still there
A friendship with Callum, their jokes about sex
United by football and hatred of Dex
Then old Callum left and he sat there alone
We waited and hoped he'd come into his own
He disappeared magically, then used his loaf
Raining down judgment on Dexter and Soph
Onto the final he started to cruise
He knew that he'd win it, he never got boos
Now Sammy is laughing his way to the bank
But no single voter did he stop and thank
Like Anthony, Cameron and Rachel Rice
The quiet one won it, but wasn't so nice
A voice from the valleys sings over the land
"Jemima you maketh my winky expand"
Then silence and sleeping, on bed or grey chair
For weeks we'd forgotten the lad was still there
A friendship with Callum, their jokes about sex
United by football and hatred of Dex
Then old Callum left and he sat there alone
We waited and hoped he'd come into his own
He disappeared magically, then used his loaf
Raining down judgment on Dexter and Soph
Onto the final he started to cruise
He knew that he'd win it, he never got boos
Now Sammy is laughing his way to the bank
But no single voter did he stop and thank
Like Anthony, Cameron and Rachel Rice
The quiet one won it, but wasn't so nice
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