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Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:38 PM
Supporting Princess Pea <3

http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh569/pothuthic2/null_zpsd48026b5.jpg

T*
19-09-2013, 02:40 PM
Wat

Kyle
19-09-2013, 02:41 PM
If the princess needs a pea why doesn't she just get off that massive mattress bed of hers and go to the toilet? :conf:

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:42 PM
Because she's too beautiful

Verbal
19-09-2013, 02:42 PM
I went to a club called the P Club, once

The bouncers were dressed in leather and had whips

Didn't smell very nice either

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:42 PM
Wat

If people can have a k club for Peter Kay, I can have a P club for Princess Pea

Kyle
19-09-2013, 02:43 PM
I went to a club called the P Club, once

The bouncers were dressed in leather and had whips

Didn't smell very nice either

Well at least you found out what the p meant! :dance:

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:45 PM
I went to a club called the P Club, once

The bouncers were dressed in leather and had whips

Didn't smell very nice either

I think that may have been a ***** house

Verbal
19-09-2013, 02:46 PM
I think that may have been a ***** house

Ahh ok! That would explain why Simple Minds was laying on a leopard print sofa wearing nothing but a spangly thong.

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:47 PM
Ahh ok! That would explain why Simple Minds was laying on a leopard print sofa wearing nothing but a spangly thong.

No that is sainsburys

Kate!
19-09-2013, 02:47 PM
Ahh ok! That would explain why Simple Minds was laying on a leopard print sofa wearing nothing but a spangly thong.

Photographic evidence please! :D

Kate!
19-09-2013, 02:48 PM
Who the feck is Princess P?

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:49 PM
I have no words for you Kate...

Verbal
19-09-2013, 02:50 PM
Photographic evidence please! :D

I only got one, he told me his gun was loaded and ready to fire. So I left sharpish.

http://xaxor.com/images/other/11119953/idiots_with_guns_19.jpg

Kyle
19-09-2013, 02:50 PM
Ahh ok! That would explain why Simple Minds was laying on a leopard print sofa wearing nothing but a spangly thong.

That! Was for charity!

The association of men dressed in women's clothing made £30 that day!



I'm very proud.

Kate!
19-09-2013, 02:53 PM
My my. What a big gun, looool.

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:53 PM
That! Was for charity!

The association of men dressed in women's clothing made £30 that day!



I'm very proud.

Well I saw you doing your shopping at ASDA in just a pink tutu

Kizzy
19-09-2013, 02:54 PM
Omg those ankles!! *swoons*

Verbal
19-09-2013, 02:55 PM
Well I saw you doing your shopping at ASDA in just a pink tutu

That wasn't a tutu, that was Wednesday's new kit

Kyle
19-09-2013, 02:56 PM
Well I saw you doing your shopping at ASDA in just a pink tutu

I know, you were following behind in a mankini and by the way I saw you putting socks down there!



You weren't fooling anybody with the size of your package you could see the asda George tag hanging out!

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:56 PM
Omg those ankles!! *swoons*

His ankles beep at the airport because they are unidentified

Kate!
19-09-2013, 02:56 PM
Well I saw you doing your shopping at ASDA in just a pink tutu

So that's where it went! I knew someone had been rooting in my closet. I thought it was Kizzy for her date with Paddy McGuiness.

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:57 PM
I know, you were following behind in a manikin and by the way I saw you putting socks down there!



You weren't fooling anybody with the size of your package you could see the asda George tag hanging out!

They were not socks, they were stockings, there is a difference

Kyle
19-09-2013, 02:57 PM
His ankles beep at the airport because they are unidentified

They beep at the airport cos security always wanna frisk them

Kate!
19-09-2013, 02:57 PM
That wasn't a tutu, that was Wednesday's new kit

:laugh3:

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:57 PM
So that's where it went! I knew someone had been rooting in my closet. I thought it was Kizzy for her date with Paddy McGuiness.

No... Kizzy nicked my green one the bloody cheek

Kyle
19-09-2013, 02:57 PM
They were not socks, they were stockings, there is a difference

Clearly with stocking in there it wasn't very big!

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 02:58 PM
Clearly with stocking in there it wasn't very big!

My package is very big thank you, royal mail said it would be £4.50 to send it off, the eBay buyer only paid £3 postage and packaging for my Thomas clock :(

Kate!
19-09-2013, 03:20 PM
Argh, I've got pins and needles in my foot. It's horrible. I just walked across the room like Michael Jackson. ShaMon!

Verbal
19-09-2013, 03:21 PM
My package is very big thank you, royal mail said it would be £4.50 to send it off, the eBay buyer only paid £3 postage and packaging for my Thomas clock :(

Thank god you said clock

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 03:22 PM
Leave my clock alone (well not my clock now, it's Thomasfan898's clock)

Kyle
19-09-2013, 03:28 PM
My package is very big thank you, royal mail said it would be £4.50 to send it off, the eBay buyer only paid £3 postage and packaging for my Thomas clock :(

There's 4 penis references in this post

1) Package
2) clock (which jut adds one extra letter)
3) Thomas (John Thomas is an American word for it)
4) and the member who wrote the post :devil: jokin pot!

Kizzy
19-09-2013, 03:36 PM
So that's where it went! I knew someone had been rooting in my closet. I thought it was Kizzy for her date with Paddy McGuiness.

Paddy in a tutu?
phwooooooor!!!

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 03:38 PM
There's 4 penis references in this post

1) Package
2) clock (which jut adds one extra letter)
3) Thomas (John Thomas is an American word for it)
4) and the member who wrote the post :devil: jokin pot!

And I only meant package to be innuendo

Kyle
19-09-2013, 03:46 PM
And I only meant package to be innuendo

Sometimes these things just happen, that's when you know your a natural! :dance:

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 03:50 PM
Sometimes these things just happen, that's when you know your a natural! :dance:

I'm a natural at talking about penises

Glenn.
19-09-2013, 04:38 PM
Wat

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 04:43 PM
Wat

Sorry babe, I can only I've your ankles a 2, they aren't my cup of tea

Kate!
19-09-2013, 04:49 PM
Sorry babe, I can only I've your ankles a 2, they aren't my cup of tea

:joker:

Afternoon Glenn

Kyle
19-09-2013, 04:53 PM
Wat

Wat wat?

Glenn.
19-09-2013, 05:07 PM
:joker:

Afternoon Glenn

Afternoon

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 05:08 PM
Hello Glenn

Kate!
19-09-2013, 05:17 PM
I've just had KFC :worship:

Jake.
19-09-2013, 05:20 PM
I want one of those buckets for one though i'm trying to diet :laugh:

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 05:21 PM
Jealous Kate, our one isn't far away it's just awkward to get to other than drive, and I don't drive

Josy
19-09-2013, 05:24 PM
Wtf have I just read?

Kate!
19-09-2013, 05:25 PM
Lol, afternoon Josy.

Kyle
19-09-2013, 05:26 PM
Wtf have I just read?

You tell me:shrug:

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 05:30 PM
Wtf have I just read?

Do you want me to rate your ankles?

Kizzy
19-09-2013, 05:32 PM
KFC! how dare you if me and jake are dieting everyone should? :(

Kazanne
19-09-2013, 05:45 PM
Now I'm back off the naughty step,tell me Potty,are you ok?:hugesmile:

Jake.
19-09-2013, 05:46 PM
It's really unfair Kizzy...

Kyle
19-09-2013, 05:47 PM
Mmmmm crispy chicken

Glenn.
19-09-2013, 05:51 PM
I just had Chinese so I win

Kate!
19-09-2013, 05:56 PM
I have to concede Chinese trumps KFC sadly. What did you have?

Kate!
19-09-2013, 06:00 PM
It's really unfair Kizzy...

Are you on a specific diet Jake or just healthy eating and exercise?

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 06:01 PM
Josy - 2.5
Kizzy - 5
Kazanne - 6.5

Jake.
19-09-2013, 06:01 PM
Are you on a specific diet Jake or just healthy eating and exercise?

Just healthy eating and as much walking as I can really :laugh:

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 06:02 PM
Jake - 4.5

Glenn.
19-09-2013, 06:02 PM
I have to concede Chinese trumps KFC sadly. What did you have?

I had a prawn curry :love:

Kyle
19-09-2013, 06:03 PM
Simple Minds 9.5

Kate!
19-09-2013, 06:03 PM
Lol Mitch, where's my rating.

Kate!
19-09-2013, 06:03 PM
Simple Minds 9.5

Your modesty underwhelms me.

Jake.
19-09-2013, 06:04 PM
Jake - 4.5

what is this silly rating

Kyle
19-09-2013, 06:05 PM
Your modesty underwhelms me.

That's the only thing that stopped me getting a 10. My modesty,

Kate!
19-09-2013, 06:10 PM
what is this silly rating

It's the Ankle Scale. It's the latest thing you know.

That's the only thing that stopped me getting a 10. My modesty,

:rolleyes: there's always one.

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 06:10 PM
]Simple Minds 9.5
You know that your ankle is only a 4, I said it on www.ratemyankle.com and I'll say it again, you have a fat ankle
Lol Mitch, where's my rating.

7

Kate!
19-09-2013, 06:11 PM
Excellent. The 2 quid is in the post.

Black Dagger
19-09-2013, 06:12 PM
Erm what are these ratings.. I am surely a 10.

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 06:13 PM
Erm what are these ratings.. I am surely a 10.

Your ankles don't thrill me Lucas, I'm going to give you an optimistic 5.5 with the promise you wont show me them again

Kazanne
19-09-2013, 06:14 PM
Your ankles don't thrill me Lucas, I'm going to give you an optimistic 5.5 with the promise you wont show me them again

My ankles have wings on them Potty:hugesmile:

Kyle
19-09-2013, 06:14 PM
]
You know that your ankle is only a 4, I said it on www.ratemyankle.com and I'll say it again, you have a fat ankle


7

My ankle is chiselled!!!

Mitchell
19-09-2013, 06:15 PM
My ankles have wings on them Potty:hugesmile:

Still a 6.5 from me

Kazanne
19-09-2013, 06:15 PM
My ankle is chiselled!!!

Speak up,I cant hear ya:hugesmile:

Kate!
19-09-2013, 06:17 PM
Lucas, I hereby sentence you to wear knee high socks in public forever -

(Stockings are permitted)

Kyle
19-09-2013, 06:21 PM
Speak up,I cant hear ya:hugesmile:

Put a sock in it Butler lover! :devil:

Kazanne
19-09-2013, 06:25 PM
Put a sock in it Butler lover! :devil:

Put a sock in where !!!!! ya party pooper:dance:

Kyle
19-09-2013, 06:27 PM
Put a sock in where !!!!! ya party pooper:dance:

I am bound by the code of the forum not to divulge such carnal and vulgar language.

Kazanne
19-09-2013, 06:30 PM
I am bound by the code of the forum not to divulge such carnal and vulgar language.

I swear i'm going to pee in that hot tub of yours!:joker:

Kate!
19-09-2013, 06:33 PM
I swear i'm going to pee in that hot tub of yours!:joker:

:nono: get back on that naughty step.

Kyle
19-09-2013, 06:34 PM
I swear i'm going to pee in that hot tub of yours!:joker:

Now your just spoiling it for everyone! :joker:

Kazanne
19-09-2013, 06:36 PM
:nono: get back on that naughty step.

It has an indentation where my ass has been:joker: SM is being nasty:devil::joker:

Kyle
19-09-2013, 06:45 PM
It has an indentation where my ass has been:joker: SM is being nasty:devil::joker:

Who moi? I resent that accusation! How can I defend my innocence against this kind of testimony?

Kate!
19-09-2013, 06:49 PM
- throws the pair of you in the stocks -

Kazanne
19-09-2013, 06:54 PM
- throws the pair of you in the stocks -

Mmm quite like this bondage SM :joker::joker:

Kate!
19-09-2013, 07:00 PM
Why is the telly so crap? :mad:

Kyle
19-09-2013, 07:00 PM
Mmm quite like this bondage SM :joker::joker:

You are all filthy minded I hope you know that? :joker:

Kyle
19-09-2013, 07:01 PM
Why is the telly so crap? :mad:

You shouldn't have thrown your stiletto at it when Charlotte won big brother!

Kate!
19-09-2013, 07:01 PM
Oi oi, don't be lumping me in with the Strumpet

:joker:

Kate!
19-09-2013, 07:02 PM
You shouldn't have thrown your stiletto at it when Charlotte won big brother!

I'm 5ft 9. If I wore stilettos I'd look like a bloody giraffe.

Kate!
20-09-2013, 10:32 AM
Morning fellow P's.

michael21
20-09-2013, 11:22 AM
is this the right thread to take a p in :laugh:

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 11:29 AM
Hi there! hope nobody's taking the P? :laugh:

michael21
20-09-2013, 11:30 AM
can i have a p please bob

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 12:08 PM
Watch your P's and Q's!

Kyle
20-09-2013, 12:48 PM
Hi guys I'm just back from P & Q

I had to get a Piece of Plywood to Place Perfectly beside my Plastic Pipes.

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 12:57 PM
Hi guys I'm just back from P & Q

I had to get a Piece of Plywood to Place Perfectly beside my Plastic Pipes.

A Perfect Piece of Plywood will Protect your Pipes.:hugesmile:

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 12:58 PM
You killed it!... P off! :laugh:

Kyle
20-09-2013, 01:00 PM
P........p......p........p.......pick up a penguin

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 01:03 PM
P........p......p........p.......pick up a penguin

Peter the Penguin,does NOT wish to be picked up!!! Punk.:joker:

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:03 PM
:D afternoon you guys :love:

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:04 PM
I was just Passing!

Verbal
20-09-2013, 01:06 PM
I was just Passing!

Water?

Kyle
20-09-2013, 01:07 PM
Peter the Penguin,does NOT wish to be picked up!!! Punk.:joker:

Peter the penguin pleaded to be picked up by his pecs for your perverted pleasure. :hugesmile:

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 01:08 PM
no that's pissing... ( turns the convo into an allo allo sketch)

Kyle
20-09-2013, 01:08 PM
Water?

Wind.


The correct answer was wind.

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:08 PM
Water?

No that was earlier, peeing a lot lately, on antibiotics for a chest infection.

Well you asked :D

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:09 PM
Wind.


The correct answer was wind.

Women don't do that you uncouth person. They trump gently .

Verbal
20-09-2013, 01:14 PM
Wind.


The correct answer was wind.

No that was earlier, peeing a lot lately, on antibiotics for a chest infection.

Well you asked :D

Well at least its not fire

NOErZuzZpS8:elephant:

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:21 PM
What is one up to this fine afternoon?

Verbal
20-09-2013, 01:24 PM
What is one up to this fine afternoon?

Sitting on my fat arse mostly

Kyle
20-09-2013, 01:24 PM
What is one up to this fine afternoon?

A number one is another way of saying pee isn't it? I'm onto you all! :suspect:

Verbal
20-09-2013, 01:27 PM
A number one is another way of saying pee isn't it? I'm onto you all! :suspect:

I think that Kate is just a name she uses, and her alter ego is Jed Exodus - The Pisser

iqIbv8Fy66I

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:28 PM
Fgs I knew my disguise wasn't good enough. Pfffft.

Kyle
20-09-2013, 01:37 PM
That's funny Verbal because Kate reckons your real name is Vincent Tan!

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 01:38 PM
Talking of P's where's the tibb PM?..... I say we insist arista usurps marcus due to his desertion?

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:41 PM
That's funny Verbal because Kate reckons your real name is Vincent Tan!

Lies you Peasant! You called him Vinnie Taff. I hope your footie team all come down with the measles

Mwahaha.

Verbal
20-09-2013, 01:42 PM
That's funny Verbal because Kate reckons your real name is Vincent Tan!

The guy who is ripping Cardiff City FC apart and making them a laughing stock ? I wish it was me :joker:

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:43 PM
Talking of P's where's the tibb PM?..... I say we insist arista usurps marcus due to his desertion?

The man from Del Monte.... He say yeah!

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 01:46 PM
Lies you Peasant! You called him Vinnie Taff. I hope your footie team all come down with the measles

Mwahaha.

Mumps would be better:evilgrin::hugesmile:

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 01:46 PM
Time for the leader of the opposition to make a stand! :joker:

Kate!
20-09-2013, 01:49 PM
Evil Kaz. Love it.

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 01:51 PM
Evil Kaz. Love it.

LOL,Take away the pain and leave the swelling:joker::joker::joker:

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 01:52 PM
Time for the leader of the opposition to make a stand! :joker:

He's just taking a P,he better get ere soon

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 01:52 PM
Verbal - 1.5 - appalling ankles

Z
20-09-2013, 02:00 PM
I'm back! :)

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 02:01 PM
Verbal - 1.5 - appalling ankles

It's the Jimmy Choos that cause it Potty:joker:
http://www.designerwholesalesources.com/images/discount-jimmy-choo-shoes-2-1.jpg

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 02:02 PM
I'm back! :)

yeah,hello Zee,did you have a great time?:hugesmile:

Z
20-09-2013, 02:03 PM
yeah,hello Zee,did you have a great time?:hugesmile:

Hey Kaz :D I had a brilliant time!! Might share some photos on TiBB later, Malta's a very beautiful place, had such a wonderful week! How are you?!

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 02:04 PM
I'm back! :)

Yey! the only thing better than a P?... a Zee :hug:
Have you had a lovely holiday? :D

Z
20-09-2013, 02:06 PM
Yey! the only thing better than a P?... a Zee :hug:
Have you had a lovely holiday? :D

Kizzy I am so tanned, I don't think I'm ever going to be this happy again :laugh: such an amazing week! How has your week been? :hug:

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 02:06 PM
Hey Kaz :D I had a brilliant time!! Might share some photos on TiBB later, Malta's a very beautiful place, had such a wonderful week! How are you?!

I'm fine Zee started back to work this week and you were sunning yourself!!!:hugesmile:Cant wait to see those pics,hope theres some topless ones:evilgrin: seriously glad you had a great time,you've been missed.

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 02:08 PM
Hello Zee! 7.5 for your ankles, pretty good stuff!

Verbal
20-09-2013, 02:09 PM
Verbal - 1.5 - appalling ankles

Some of us have it, some don't i'm afraid. Its a cruel world.

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 02:10 PM
Some of us have it, some don't i'm afraid. Its a cruel world.

It is a cruel world :(

Kyle
20-09-2013, 02:11 PM
It is a cruel world :(

3.5

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 02:12 PM
3.5

Shup bitch

Kyle
20-09-2013, 02:12 PM
The guy who is ripping Cardiff City FC apart and making them a laughing stock ? I wish it was me :joker:

That's the one! :joker:

Kyle
20-09-2013, 02:12 PM
Shup bitch

Mmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm :nono:

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 02:24 PM
Kizzy I am so tanned, I don't think I'm ever going to be this happy again :laugh: such an amazing week! How has your week been? :hug:

I'm so pleased, you deserve it zee! I'm fine thanks apart from trying to remove a virus from my sons laptop I wrecked it :eek:
I hope your hap P ness continues... See what I did there? :laugh:

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 03:11 PM
Kizzy, your ankles are getting worse :(

Kyle
20-09-2013, 03:16 PM
Kizzy, your ankles are getting worse :(

Your ankles were bad from the start what's your excuse? :cheer:

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 03:19 PM
Your ankles were bad from the start what's your excuse? :cheer:

Excuse me, personal attacks are not allowed on this forum you hiveathong

Kyle
20-09-2013, 03:26 PM
Excuse me, personal attacks are not allowed on this forum you hiveathong

It can't be a personal attack if your not real your just a Kate Multi! :shocked:

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 03:29 PM
Kizzy, your ankles are getting worse :(

At least I have ankles.... :idc:
Mr Pot CANKLE!....There I said it!
We were all thinking it but there's only me with the guts to say it!

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 04:18 PM
At least I have ankles.... :idc:
Mr Pot CANKLE!....There I said it!
We were all thinking it but there's only me with the guts to say it!

:joker: Brave Kizzy:hugesmile:

Verbal
20-09-2013, 04:32 PM
At least I have ankles.... :idc:
Mr Pot CANKLE!....There I said it!
We were all thinking it but there's only me with the guts to say it!

You're lucky we're off season, you'd be reported for that on the BB board :joker:

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 05:04 PM
HATE YOU KIZ :'(

Kate!
20-09-2013, 05:45 PM
Verbal - 1.5 - appalling ankles

:shocked: how vicious!

I'm back! :)

Zeebediah... I missed you so much I made a thread about you :love: are you really tanned?!

It can't be a personal attack if your not real your just a Kate Multi! :shocked:

ShutyourcakeholeorI'llburnyourbra.

michael21
20-09-2013, 05:53 PM
what a p club does the suspect sign :suspect:

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 05:56 PM
what a p club does the suspect sign :suspect:

:elephant:

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 06:41 PM
P is for PIZZA! LOTS AND LOTS OF PIZZA!

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 06:42 PM
Off to see Insideous in a bit,tell you about it later,be good you Peeeeeeeeeeeeeople,

Kyle
20-09-2013, 06:44 PM
Whooooooooo all aboard the H.M.S Sam, sailing on to victory he is going to wi......






....whoops wrong thread :blush:

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 06:46 PM
Whooooooooo all aboard the H.M.S Sam, sailing on to victory he is going to wi......






....whoops wrong thread :blush:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::wavey:

Kyle
20-09-2013, 06:48 PM
:joker::joker::joker::joker::wavey:

Hurry up and go watch your film so we can all talk about you behind your back!

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 06:49 PM
Hurry up and go watch your film so we can all talk about you behind your back!

:shocked::shocked:I'm going in a bit,don't you be telling them those secrets I told you SM:nono:

Verbal
20-09-2013, 06:49 PM
My favourite part of Insidious is when Dalton gets trapped in that attic thats connected to the other realm

Kyle
20-09-2013, 06:50 PM
:shocked::shocked:I'm going in a bit,don't you be telling them those secrets I told you SM:nono:

The ones about Kizzy are the best, I can't keep those to myself!! :devil:

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 06:51 PM
My favourite part of Insidious is when Dalton gets trapped in that attic thats connected to the other realm

STOP I haven't gone yet:joker:off now,byeee

Verbal
20-09-2013, 06:51 PM
Woops, I forgot to use the spoiler tag

I just totally made that up. Never seen it.

Kate!
20-09-2013, 06:52 PM
My favourite part is the surprise Gerard Butler appearance in the naked shower scene. Oops now, I dreamt that bit. ;)

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 06:52 PM
The ones about Kizzy are the best, I can't keep those to myself!! :devil:

I will be back perusing this thread later,with my whip in hand!!!!

Kate!
20-09-2013, 06:53 PM
I will be back perusing this thread later,with my whip in hand!!!!

Think I'll go bed early, not good to see men whimper and cry.

michael21
20-09-2013, 06:54 PM
I will be back perusing this thread later,with my whip in hand!!!!

are you there yet

Kyle
20-09-2013, 06:57 PM
are you there yet

Don't be vulgar! :nono: a lady like Kazanne would never Divulge the timing of her climax!

Kate!
20-09-2013, 07:02 PM
Hope you've cleaned that hot tub.

Kyle
20-09-2013, 07:06 PM
Hope you've cleaned that hot tub.

Nope it's in the same state, I like to keep the smell of regret! :dance:

Verbal
20-09-2013, 07:08 PM
Nope it's in the same state, I like to keep the smell of regret! :dance:

:joker:

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 07:35 PM
That Kazanne is a right moo moo

Mitchell
20-09-2013, 07:38 PM
(I'm only joking, I love her!)

Kyle
20-09-2013, 07:40 PM
Come on Kazzy light my fire!!http://api.ning.com/files/OgAXaX8IyiaD9Mla6IYA5gFeQxeqhOVWJCnVcCSOCqKYIPiXbH 6FehY-t5n9QPNHJtSllMUZpUX17QVmwwdhcGQBSiWm8aTh/Jim_Morrison.jpg

Kizzy
20-09-2013, 07:44 PM
Hi all hows tricks?

Verbal
20-09-2013, 07:46 PM
SM you just broke my internets with the size of that pic

Kyle
20-09-2013, 07:49 PM
It's massive isn't it.


Hi Kizzy ya rapscallion!

Kate!
20-09-2013, 07:52 PM
Can't you make that pic a little bigger, can't quite see it. :pipe:

Kyle
20-09-2013, 07:53 PM
Can't you make that pic a little bigger, can't quite see it. :pipe:

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. It's even lower than Verbals sense of humour! :dance:

Kate!
20-09-2013, 07:54 PM
Hi all just been out turning tricks

:eek: omg Kizzy, I said go on Saturday and I'd come with you!

Kate!
20-09-2013, 07:55 PM
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. It's even lower than Verbals sense of humour! :dance:

Takes one to know one sweet pea ;)

Verbal
20-09-2013, 08:06 PM
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. It's even lower than Verbals sense of humour! :dance:

Aint nothin lower than my sense of humour, ya hear?

Kate!
20-09-2013, 08:09 PM
:joker:

x-evenstar-x
20-09-2013, 08:33 PM
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2009/262/a/c/The_Princess_and_the_Pea_by_Alicechan.jpg

Kate!
20-09-2013, 08:38 PM
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2009/262/a/c/The_Princess_and_the_Pea_by_Alicechan.jpg

:D

Kyle
20-09-2013, 08:40 PM
Looks like Katrina tried to outdo my earlier large picture.

Nice try :devil:

Kate!
20-09-2013, 08:41 PM
Katrina ftw. :pipe:

x-evenstar-x
20-09-2013, 08:41 PM
Looks like Katrina tried to outdo my earlier large picture.

Nice try :devil:

I tried my best :elephant:

x-evenstar-x
20-09-2013, 08:42 PM
Katrina ftw. :pipe:

:elephant:

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 11:18 PM
Well,well well, How could anyone complain about the size of a Jim Morrison pic,what a looker he was,I would have lit his fire anyday:devil:

Kazanne
20-09-2013, 11:19 PM
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2009/262/a/c/The_Princess_and_the_Pea_by_Alicechan.jpg

That's the Princess and the Pea.two peas for the price of one,lol

Mitchell
21-09-2013, 06:12 PM
Appreciating my Pea <3

Kate!
21-09-2013, 06:15 PM
Positively purrfect

Kyle
21-09-2013, 06:18 PM
Don't be a peeping Tom.

x-evenstar-x
21-09-2013, 06:24 PM
Why does everyone like the letter P? :conf:

Kyle
21-09-2013, 06:27 PM
Why does everyone like the letter P? :conf:

It's pretty :cat:

Mitchell
21-09-2013, 06:28 PM
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2009/262/a/c/The_Princess_and_the_Pea_by_Alicechan.jpg

Uncanny resemblance to Lauren Harries

Kate!
21-09-2013, 06:32 PM
Power!

Kate!
21-09-2013, 06:33 PM
Was Lauren Harries on Gmtv yesterday?

smudgie
21-09-2013, 06:33 PM
Positive

Mitchell
21-09-2013, 06:35 PM
I think this morning

x-evenstar-x
21-09-2013, 06:36 PM
Pretend

Kyle
21-09-2013, 06:36 PM
It was this morning. She was doing a blurb for her latest film, poltergeist

Kate!
21-09-2013, 06:37 PM
Anyone watching StePPing Out?

Mitchell
21-09-2013, 06:38 PM
Na I'm avoiding that Poo

x-evenstar-x
21-09-2013, 06:39 PM
Anyone watching StePPing Out?

I like stePPing out (so does Kyle) :elephant: sadly I'm missing it :-(

Kyle
21-09-2013, 06:39 PM
I like stePPing out (so does Kyle) :elephant: sadly I'm missing it :-(

Do I *******

x-evenstar-x
21-09-2013, 06:40 PM
Do I *******

Kyle! You do lol :joker:

Mitchell
21-09-2013, 06:43 PM
Watching my babe Miranda, love her so Pucking much

Kyle
21-09-2013, 06:45 PM
Kyle! You do lol :joker:

Lies, it's all pucking lies!

x-evenstar-x
21-09-2013, 06:46 PM
Lies, it's all pucking lies!

Ok Precious :joker:

Kate!
21-09-2013, 06:51 PM
Do I *******

:joker: can't imagine you liking it tbh.

Kate!
22-09-2013, 03:29 PM
Afternoon :pipe:

Kyle
22-09-2013, 04:26 PM
A pleasure Kate! :dance:

x-evenstar-x
22-09-2013, 04:39 PM
Pleased to see you :elephant:

Kate!
22-09-2013, 04:45 PM
Watching Alvin and the ChiPmunks.

Theodore :love:

Josy
22-09-2013, 04:48 PM
I like stePPing out (so does Kyle) :elephant: sadly I'm missing it :-(

Lies, it's all pucking lies!

Ok Precious :joker:

Do you two know each other offline? just wondering?

x-evenstar-x
22-09-2013, 04:52 PM
Do you two know each other offline? just wondering?

:cat: Yes lol.

Kyle
22-09-2013, 05:04 PM
Yeh it's my other login.

x-evenstar-x
22-09-2013, 05:08 PM
Yeh it's my other login.

:elephant:

Josy
22-09-2013, 05:46 PM
:cat: Yes lol.

Ah ok, thought so...

Yeh it's my other login.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121001214406/sonicfanchara/images/9/9b/Watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

Kyle
22-09-2013, 06:01 PM
Ah ok, thought so...



http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121001214406/sonicfanchara/images/9/9b/Watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

http://www.empowernetwork.com/mflores/files/2012/11/ultimate-badass.jpg

x-evenstar-x
22-09-2013, 06:03 PM
http://www.empowernetwork.com/mflores/files/2012/11/ultimate-badass.jpg

Arghhhhhhh your going to give me nightmares Kyle reminding me of aliens with that picture! :shocked:

Kyle
22-09-2013, 06:09 PM
Arghhhhhhh your going to give me nightmares Kyle reminding me of aliens with that picture! :shocked:

Hey Ripley, check it out. Me and my squad of ultimate bad asses will protect ya....


http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hudson_aliens.jpg

x-evenstar-x
22-09-2013, 06:15 PM
Hey Ripley, check it out. Me and my squad of ultimate bad asses will protect ya....


http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hudson_aliens.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCsR-LkxdGru1weYiMPsR9DpcKeA_sOCo9SB6o4tjlfTwGnna6gA

Mitchell
23-09-2013, 05:18 PM
Penis

michael21
23-09-2013, 05:19 PM
Penis

i have enter the wrong thread :bawling::bawling::bawling:

where the tit thread

Kate!
23-09-2013, 05:19 PM
shut up bag for life.

Kate!
23-09-2013, 05:21 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSN6IE75BKDu0lMRzVs4joQI-11_BkVZrTIOrWJ8YHS0izhzUpYFg

Mitchell
23-09-2013, 07:05 PM
i have enter the wrong thread :bawling::bawling::bawling:

where the tit thread

The Dexter Appreciation Thread :dance:

michael21
23-09-2013, 07:07 PM
p for

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Iy53p6uSlF8/UG2xYEVXmKI/AAAAAAAABy4/Rbfvtkq6LRI/s1600/pineapple.jpg

Kazanne
23-09-2013, 07:29 PM
The Dexter Appreciation Thread :dance:

:joker::joker::joker:

Fergus Mahoney
24-09-2013, 01:35 PM
Hi.

Kyle
25-09-2013, 08:28 PM
Wheeeeeey I'm back. :dance:

Kyle
25-09-2013, 08:32 PM
Hi.

Howdy new person, why don't you introduce yourself? I'm Kyle.

chuff me dizzy
25-09-2013, 08:47 PM
Hiya you lovely "P" people !!

Kyle
25-09-2013, 08:48 PM
Chuffin heck it's our chuff! Nah then how's tricks?

Loving the two llama's in yer sig. :joker:

Kazanne
25-09-2013, 08:49 PM
hello you funky dunky Pees:hugesmile:

chuff me dizzy
25-09-2013, 08:50 PM
Chuffin heck it's our chuff! Nah then how's tricks?

Loving the two llama's in yer sig. :joker:

Two guesses which one is the freak of nature ?

Kazanne
25-09-2013, 08:51 PM
Aren't I cute,my name is peewit
http://www.goodlightscraps.com/fun-area/funny-animation/funny-animation-5.gif

Kyle
25-09-2013, 08:52 PM
hello you funky dunky Pees:hugesmile:

:joker:

I believe we should all take a leaf out of the great Shakespeare's work


To P or not to P. That is the question!

chuff me dizzy
25-09-2013, 08:52 PM
Aren't I cute,my name is peewit
http://www.goodlightscraps.com/fun-area/funny-animation/funny-animation-5.gif

You ARE cute bless ya !! :kiss:

Kyle
25-09-2013, 08:53 PM
Two guesses which one is the freak of nature ?

The one on the right is far better dressed............and groomed. :devil:

Kate!
25-09-2013, 08:54 PM
I've arrived, who's getting the drinks in?

Kyle
25-09-2013, 08:56 PM
I've arrived, who's getting the drinks in?

I'm a bit wary cos Potty spiked your Appletini last time, but he's in rehab so the kopparbergs are on me.....

chuff me dizzy
25-09-2013, 08:57 PM
The one on the right is far better dressed............and groomed. :devil:

Got it in one !!

Kazanne
25-09-2013, 08:59 PM
SM have you forgotten something ? your perfume draws await
http://www.interactivelunacy.com/pootguyanim2.gif

Kyle
25-09-2013, 09:01 PM
SM have you forgotten something ? your perfume draws await
http://www.interactivelunacy.com/pootguyanim2.gif

That's not me, I don't smoke a pipe anymore!

Kazanne
25-09-2013, 09:02 PM
That's not me, I don't smoke a pipe anymore!

don't tell Porkies SM,I've seen you with it in your hand on many an occasion:joker:

Kazanne
25-09-2013, 09:02 PM
has the floosie gone for drinks?

Kyle
25-09-2013, 09:04 PM
don't tell Porkies SM,I've seen you with it in your hand on many an occasion:joker:

It begins with P and it smokes when it's in use, but that's where the similarity ends! :spin:

Kazanne
25-09-2013, 09:05 PM
It begins with P and it smokes when it's in use, but that's where the similarity ends! :spin:

I don't know what you are talking about,I'm sure:hmph: