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Why should Catholics have all the fun, welcome to the confession booth only it's not a booth it's a thread on a forum but it's all good.
Sooooooo if you have done anything terribly naughty in the past and you feel a bit guilty then absolution is right here, tell us all about it and the Tibb community will forgive you......maybe.
*pulls up a chair*
Me. I Am Salman
20-10-2013, 10:36 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197709&highlight=make+confession :idc:
It's ok Salman I forgive you. You had no idea I was going to come along and make a similar thread a year and a half later. :elephant:
Kazanne
20-10-2013, 10:40 PM
Why should Catholics have all the fun, welcome to the confession booth only it's not a booth it's a thread on a forum but it's all good.
Sooooooo if you have done anything terribly naughty in the past and you feel a bit guilty then absolution is right here, tell us all about it and the Tibb community will forgive you......maybe.
*pulls up a chair*
Well now SM not sure your sensitive ears are ready for my misdemeanors,I have been a very bad girl.
Well now SM not sure your sensitive ears are ready for my misdemeanors,I have been a very bad girl.
Well uh, you could use like code names for anything that might be considered below the belt (pun intended) just so that it won't hurt the kids eyes and they can still post on my thread.
Because as we know, kids are the biggest sinners of all!
Kazanne
20-10-2013, 10:46 PM
Well uh, you could use like code names for anything that might be considered below the belt (pun intended) just so that it won't hurt the kids eyes and they can still post on my thread.
Because as we know, kids are the biggest sinners of all!
Well don't tell anyone,but I stole a Stetson when I was younger:shocked::joker:
Well don't tell anyone,but I stole a Stetson when I was younger:shocked::joker:
Ok I have a confession of my own, what's a Stetson? :shocked:
Me. I Am Salman
20-10-2013, 10:52 PM
-When I worked at McDonalds & had to go to the chiller I ate some of the flakes and smuggled some Tropicanas :blush2:
-My teacher helped our entire class cheat for GCSE French - I got two D's for the exam but a B overall because of A*s for the coursework (she basically wrote it for us) and this is really amazing because I plan to do Linguistics at uni and some unis want you to get a B+ for modern foreign language at GCSE I think (oh wait I have an A in Bengali but still..)
-I dunno much about fashion so have to take my brother or one of my friends with me & ask them which clothes are acceptable
-I used to religiously watch the Sky Intro channel when I was about 7 idek why but my older brother used to take the piss out of me for it
-I've never physically bought an album and the first album I ever bought was this year. The only single I've ever bought apart from this year was Beyonce - Green Light on my phone ages ago lmfao
-I once got into a car with a stranger with my friend when I was 13 or 14. They were genuine though
-When I worked at McDonalds & had to go to the chiller I ate some of the flakes and smuggled some Tropicanas :blush2:
You are forgiven
-My teacher helped our entire class cheat for GCSE French - I got two D's for the exam but a B overall because of A*s for the coursework (she basically wrote it for us) and this is really amazing because I plan to do Linguistics at uni and some unis want you to get a B+ for modern foreign language at GCSE I think (oh wait I have an A in Bengali but still..)
You are forgiven
-I dunno much about fashion so have to take my brother or one of my friends with me & ask them which clothes are acceptable
You are forgiven
-I used to religiously watch the Sky Intro channel when I was about 7 idek why but my older brother used to take the piss out of me for it
You are forgiven
-I've never physically bought an album and the first album I ever bought was this year. The only single I've ever bought apart from this year was Beyonce - Green Light on my phone ages ago lmfao
You are forgiven
-I once got into a car with a stranger with my friend when I was 13 or 14. They were genuine though
Did they give you candy? If yes you are forgiven!
Kyle has spoken
Me. I Am Salman
20-10-2013, 10:59 PM
Lmao it was a woman who wanted to know where the market was. We were reluctant at first but my idiot uncle who lives near us was happening to stand at the bus stop we were waiting at and just told us to go and stop worrying & it was like pressure so we just did. It was the most retarded thing ever and I can't believe it happened, my parents went crazy when they found out D;
Lmao it was a woman who wanted to know where the market was. We were reluctant at first but my idiot uncle who lives near us just told us was happening to stand at the bus stop we were waiting at and told us to go and stop worrying & it was like pressure so we just did. It was the most retarded thing ever and I can't believe it happened, my parents went crazy when they found out D;
The main thing is that you are alright so all is forgiven! :worship:
Any women here got any juicy tales about stealing your best friends man or something?
Kazanne
20-10-2013, 11:03 PM
Ok I have a confession of my own, what's a Stetson? :shocked:
:joker:It's a cowboy hat SM:hugesmile:
:joker:It's a cowboy hat SM:hugesmile:
Ohhhhhhhhh
It all makes sense now, I may have you seen you on a few top shelf DVD's. I must say it's a very dapper hat you have there mi lady.
The cowboy hat can easily be forgiven however I think we might need a whole new confessionary booth for those DVD's!! :nono:
OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
King Gizzard
20-10-2013, 11:11 PM
i once ate threw a brick at a tree
OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
What did you use to glue it on your face? Not super glue surely? :shocked:
King Gizzard
20-10-2013, 11:14 PM
In year 10 when I was on work experience at a Garden Centre and they didn't give me anything at the end of it (nearly everyone else wherever they were working I knew got money or something from where they worked/a job in summer) so I stole a garden gnome and one of those stamp things you get with the companies name on it
OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Hahaha.. I started reading that and believing it and then realised what it was!
i once ate threw a brick at a tree
How you can you allow this man to be mod with such blatant malice towards an innocent and defenceless young oak.
I am appalled :spin:
Hahaha.. I started reading that and believing it and then realised what it was!
I don't know what it is? Is somebody trying to con the confessionary?
Own up now! :nono:
Hahaha.. I started reading that and believing it and then realised what it was!
:joker::joker:
In year 10 when I was on work experience at a Garden Centre and they didn't give me anything at the end of it (nearly everyone else wherever they were working I knew got money or something from where they worked/a job in summer) so I stole a garden gnome and one of those stamp things you get with the companies name on it
Exact same scenario for me but instead of a garden centre it was an American Golf Discount store and I stole a set of Lynx Wood covers by hiding them in black bin bags and taking them out to the skip.
The worst thing about it was right before I left they actually gave me a set of Wilson golf balls and a cloth but it was too late I couldn't exactly go back and bring them in so I still took them.
Kizzy
21-10-2013, 12:29 AM
When I was at high school me and a friend wrapped a tin of dog food called 'mr dog' as a valentines prezzie and gave it to the class geek.... he cried!
I have never stopped feeling guilty about that.
When I was at high school me and a friend wrapped a tin of dog food called 'mr dog' as a valentines prezzie and gave it to the class geek.... he cried!
I have never stopped feeling guilty about that.
http://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/tbs_movies_meangirls_645x360_081920110109.jpg?w=58 4&h=325
Kizzy
21-10-2013, 12:53 AM
I know right?.... :bawling:
x-evenstar-x
21-10-2013, 07:16 AM
The worst thing I've ever done is steal a pen from Disney land when I was about 12, the guilt ruined the rest of my holiday :bawling:
Verbal
21-10-2013, 07:23 AM
Why should Catholics have all the fun, welcome to the confession booth only it's not a booth it's a thread on a forum but it's all good.
Sooooooo if you have done anything terribly naughty in the past and you feel a bit guilty then absolution is right here, tell us all about it and the Tibb community will forgive you......maybe.
*pulls up a chair*
Not gonna lie, I got a bit nervous reading that
Not gonna lie, I got a bit nervous reading that
Why, are you a little boy? :shocked:
Verbal
21-10-2013, 08:28 AM
Why, are you a little boy? :shocked:
:joker: no but it was related to that
:joker: no but it was related to that
:hugesmile:
I'm thinking your in need of forgiveness too.
Your are forgiven for your blasphemous thoughts, may I suggest you watch an episode of keeping up appearances to cleanse your mind of all nasty thoughts!
The worst thing I've ever done is steal a pen from Disney land when I was about 12, the guilt ruined the rest of my holiday :bawling:
I forgive you.
Tibb forgives you....
.....But Disnleyland does not
Verbal
21-10-2013, 08:32 AM
:hugesmile:
I'm thinking your in need of forgiveness too.
Your are forgiven for your blasphemous thoughts, may I suggest you watch an episode of keeping up appearances to cleanse your mind of all nasty thoughts!
No problem, love that show! :joker:
smudgie
21-10-2013, 08:45 AM
I can't think of anything....well, not that I would DARE to put in writing.
Could you just forgive me all my sins:devil:
I can't think of anything....well, not that I would DARE to put in writing.
Could you just forgive me all my sins:devil:
:joker:
Oh go on, just give us one. You can even change the name and start it with 'my friend did....'
:devil:
x-evenstar-x
21-10-2013, 09:41 AM
I forgive you.
Tibb forgives you....
.....But Disnleyland does not
Thats so nice of you, thanks I feel so much better now.
Thats so nice of you, thanks I feel so much better now.
No problem Special agent Todd.
Now get Toni and Magee down to forensics, Abby has something to show us.
Ramsay
21-10-2013, 10:09 AM
-I used to religiously watch the Sky Intro channel when I was about 7 idek
I also did this
x-evenstar-x
21-10-2013, 10:10 AM
No problem Special agent Todd.
Now get Toni and Magee down to forensics, Abby has something to show us.
Sure thing Gibbs!
Verbal
21-10-2013, 10:42 AM
Ok i'll give the world an exclusive, but nobody will believe it. I am a direct descendent of Jack the Ripper.
For people that don't know he was a serial killer in the 19th century whose identity remains a mystery to this day.
I know who he was.
Ok i'll give the world an exclusive, but nobody will believe it. I am a direct descendent of Jack the Ripper.
For people that don't know he was a serial killer in the 19th century whose identity remains a mystery to this day.
I know who he was.
Go on then who was it?
Someone once told me it was John Merrick (the elephant man) but that's a bit ridiculous he couldn't even use his right arm :conf:
smudgie
21-10-2013, 11:06 AM
Ok i'll give the world an exclusive, but nobody will believe it. I am a direct descendent of Jack the Ripper.
For people that don't know he was a serial killer in the 19th century whose identity remains a mystery to this day.
I know who he was.
Gosh...you a Royal then.
x-evenstar-x
21-10-2013, 11:21 AM
Go on then who was it?
Someone once told me it was John Merrick (the elephant man) but that's a bit ridiculous he couldn't even use his right arm :conf:
Poor John Merrick!
Natalie.
21-10-2013, 02:26 PM
I stole a couple of sweeties and a can of mr blobby pop from woolworths when I was younger
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