[Kyle]

Why should Catholics have all the fun, welcome to the confession booth only it's not a booth it's a thread on a forum but it's all good.

Sooooooo if you have done anything terribly naughty in the past and you feel a bit guilty then absolution is right here, tell us all about it and the Tibb community will forgive you......maybe.

*pulls up a chair*

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...ake+confession

[Kyle]

It's ok Salman I forgive you. You had no idea I was going to come along and make a similar thread a year and a half later.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Why should Catholics have all the fun, welcome to the confession booth only it's not a booth it's a thread on a forum but it's all good.

Sooooooo if you have done anything terribly naughty in the past and you feel a bit guilty then absolution is right here, tell us all about it and the Tibb community will forgive you......maybe.

*pulls up a chair*

Well now SM not sure your sensitive ears are ready for my misdemeanors,I have been a very bad girl.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Well now SM not sure your sensitive ears are ready for my misdemeanors,I have been a very bad girl.

Well uh, you could use like code names for anything that might be considered below the belt (pun intended) just so that it won't hurt the kids eyes and they can still post on my thread.

Because as we know, kids are the biggest sinners of all!

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Well uh, you could use like code names for anything that might be considered below the belt (pun intended) just so that it won't hurt the kids eyes and they can still post on my thread.

Because as we know, kids are the biggest sinners of all!

Well don't tell anyone,but I stole a Stetson when I was younger

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Well don't tell anyone,but I stole a Stetson when I was younger

Ok I have a confession of my own, what's a Stetson?

[Me. I Am Salman]

-When I worked at McDonalds & had to go to the chiller I ate some of the flakes and smuggled some Tropicanas

-My teacher helped our entire class cheat for GCSE French - I got two D's for the exam but a B overall because of A*s for the coursework (she basically wrote it for us) and this is really amazing because I plan to do Linguistics at uni and some unis want you to get a B+ for modern foreign language at GCSE I think (oh wait I have an A in Bengali but still..)

-I dunno much about fashion so have to take my brother or one of my friends with me & ask them which clothes are acceptable

-I used to religiously watch the Sky Intro channel when I was about 7 idek why but my older brother used to take the piss out of me for it

-I've never physically bought an album and the first album I ever bought was this year. The only single I've ever bought apart from this year was Beyonce - Green Light on my phone ages ago lmfao

-I once got into a car with a stranger with my friend when I was 13 or 14. They were genuine though

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Salman!

-When I worked at McDonalds & had to go to the chiller I ate some of the flakes and smuggled some Tropicanas

You are forgiven

-My teacher helped our entire class cheat for GCSE French - I got two D's for the exam but a B overall because of A*s for the coursework (she basically wrote it for us) and this is really amazing because I plan to do Linguistics at uni and some unis want you to get a B+ for modern foreign language at GCSE I think (oh wait I have an A in Bengali but still..)

You are forgiven

-I dunno much about fashion so have to take my brother or one of my friends with me & ask them which clothes are acceptable

You are forgiven

-I used to religiously watch the Sky Intro channel when I was about 7 idek why but my older brother used to take the piss out of me for it

You are forgiven

-I've never physically bought an album and the first album I ever bought was this year. The only single I've ever bought apart from this year was Beyonce - Green Light on my phone ages ago lmfao

You are forgiven

-I once got into a car with a stranger with my friend when I was 13 or 14. They were genuine though

Did they give you candy? If yes you are forgiven!

Kyle has spoken

[Me. I Am Salman]

Lmao it was a woman who wanted to know where the market was. We were reluctant at first but my idiot uncle who lives near us was happening to stand at the bus stop we were waiting at and just told us to go and stop worrying & it was like pressure so we just did. It was the most retarded thing ever and I can't believe it happened, my parents went crazy when they found out D;

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Salman!

Lmao it was a woman who wanted to know where the market was. We were reluctant at first but my idiot uncle who lives near us just told us was happening to stand at the bus stop we were waiting at and told us to go and stop worrying & it was like pressure so we just did. It was the most retarded thing ever and I can't believe it happened, my parents went crazy when they found out D;

The main thing is that you are alright so all is forgiven!


Any women here got any juicy tales about stealing your best friends man or something?

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Ok I have a confession of my own, what's a Stetson?

It's a cowboy hat SM

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

It's a cowboy hat SM

Ohhhhhhhhh

It all makes sense now, I may have you seen you on a few top shelf DVD's. I must say it's a very dapper hat you have there mi lady.

The cowboy hat can easily be forgiven however I think we might need a whole new confessionary booth for those DVD's!!

[Josy]

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

[King Gizzard]

i once ate threw a brick at a tree

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Josy

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

What did you use to glue it on your face? Not super glue surely?

[King Gizzard]

In year 10 when I was on work experience at a Garden Centre and they didn't give me anything at the end of it (nearly everyone else wherever they were working I knew got money or something from where they worked/a job in summer) so I stole a garden gnome and one of those stamp things you get with the companies name on it

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Josy

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Hahaha.. I started reading that and believing it and then realised what it was!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Nathan

i once ate threw a brick at a tree

How you can you allow this man to be mod with such blatant malice towards an innocent and defenceless young oak.

I am appalled

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Hahaha.. I started reading that and believing it and then realised what it was!

I don't know what it is? Is somebody trying to con the confessionary?


Own up now!

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Hahaha.. I started reading that and believing it and then realised what it was!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Nathan

In year 10 when I was on work experience at a Garden Centre and they didn't give me anything at the end of it (nearly everyone else wherever they were working I knew got money or something from where they worked/a job in summer) so I stole a garden gnome and one of those stamp things you get with the companies name on it

Exact same scenario for me but instead of a garden centre it was an American Golf Discount store and I stole a set of Lynx Wood covers by hiding them in black bin bags and taking them out to the skip.

The worst thing about it was right before I left they actually gave me a set of Wilson golf balls and a cloth but it was too late I couldn't exactly go back and bring them in so I still took them.

[Kizzy]

When I was at high school me and a friend wrapped a tin of dog food called 'mr dog' as a valentines prezzie and gave it to the class geek.... he cried!
I have never stopped feeling guilty about that.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

When I was at high school me and a friend wrapped a tin of dog food called 'mr dog' as a valentines prezzie and gave it to the class geek.... he cried!
I have never stopped feeling guilty about that.

[Kizzy]

I know right?....