Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Discussion Thread

[Loukas]

my sweepstake!
Albanian Shakira :love:

[Shaun]

someone push her off the podium.

[Headie]

Boring. Next plz.

I'm only here for Portugal and Ukraine.

[Jordan.]

Sweden... :umm2:

Everyone else has been tragic, do you stan for the cake song or something http://i.imgur.com/i2BFVD2.png

[Vanessa]

someone push her off the podium.

:joker:

[Loukas]

she's on the podium cause the staging is like the sky? the dry ice and the clouds on the floor

[Jordan.]

That was okay

[Headie]

my sweepstake!
Albanian Shakira :love:

I'm sorry for your loss...

[Vanessa]

Twins? :amazed:

[Samm]

This is my sweepstake :dazzler:

[Headie]

Everyone else has been tragic, do you stan for the cake song or something http://i.imgur.com/i2BFVD2.png

Ok I'll forgive you, but she's still a flop.

[Crimson Dynamo]

just about to start watching, tea made - COME ON LATVIA

[T*]

I just ****ing slipped and broke my toe

[Jordan.]

just about to start watching, tea made - COME ON LATVIA

Already been on and they were the worst so far

[Vanessa]

I thought their hair was joint. :joker:

[Loukas]

I'm sorry for your loss...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRu9XOXlL0jGSxzDdl0954CwRCuxOyza wPy3K9y_Yj2celsQ7z-

i'm rooting for Molly :love:

[Samm]

Best so far

[Shaun]

I just ****ing slipped and broke my toe

probably still sounds better than Estonia

[Jordan.]

This is my sweepstake :dazzler:

Best so far

http://www.abload.de/img/2nte1hf-1b7qn4.gif

[Samm]

I just ****ing slipped and broke my toe

Have a good time watching this in hospital

[Headie]

I just ****ing slipped and broke my toe
Love that song :love:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRu9XOXlL0jGSxzDdl0954CwRCuxOyza wPy3K9y_Yj2celsQ7z-

i'm rooting for Molly :love:

Me too :love:

[Headie]

Best so far

Lies spotted.

[Jordan.]

Is that Lorde

[Shaun]

russia was a bit crap but it's pointless protesting, they'll make the final

[Samm]

http://www.abload.de/img/2nte1hf-1b7qn4.gif

Stay pressed that your sweepstake is a flop

http://www.abload.de/img/2nte1hf-1b7qn4.gif

[Shaun]

she has an unfortunate nose

[Vanessa]

This isn't bad. :dazzler:

[Loukas]

she has an unfortunate nose

:laugh: funny cause it's true

[Jordan.]

Stay pressed that your sweepstake is a flop

http://www.abload.de/img/2nte1hf-1b7qn4.gif

It's fave to win hun

http://www.abload.de/img/2nte1hf-1b7qn4.gif

[T*]

It's just sprained but it bent backwards, ow

[Samm]

Lies spotted.

Who was your sweepstake again

[Headie]

I love how the backing singers just get shoved to the side in the shadows :love:

[Loukas]

loving this lesbian love affair :love:

boring song though :/

[Shaun]

i challenge anyone to hum me the tune to this in 15 minutes

[Samm]

It's fave to win hun

http://www.abload.de/img/2nte1hf-1b7qn4.gif

I see lies here

http://www.abload.de/img/2nte1hf-1b7qn4.gif

[Headie]

My favourite on now :love:

[Samm]

"Tick tock" this bitch trying to steal keshas hit bop

[T*]

Fave :love: Ukraine

[Shaun]

this is more like it.

[Samm]

I like this tbh

[Jordan.]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c06554f79568599dec842d00dc328751/tumblr_inline_mv092aAaeL1rnc0ht.gif

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Shaun]

couldn't they have found a better-looking hamster though :(

[Vanessa]

I like this.

[Samm]

Right this is the best so far

[Jordan.]

fave

[Headie]

Best one

Ukraine >>>>>>>>> Sweden

[Headie]

Ugh this guy is awful, singing about making love to his mum :umm2:

[Shaun]

Axel's a bit of a babe isn't he

[T*]

Is this a promo for weightwatchers

[Jordan.]

Is this the Belgium Rik Waller

[Samm]

He needs that wheel tbh

[zakman440]

:o THATS A MAN SINGING!

[Vanessa]

Oh god. A ballad. :umm2:

[T*]

Is that that evil queen off Snow White

[Headie]

My least fave...

How can this follow tick tock :nono:

[Samm]

Is that that evil queen off Snow White

I think that's his mum :unsure:

[Shaun]

ooh the drama

[Jordan.]

fat jokes aside he's bringing them vocals

[Headie]

Moooaaathhheeerrrrrr

[Braden]

Only just started watching this.

Have I missed anything good?

[Headie]

Moldova song is a bit boring.

[Vanessa]

fat jokes aside he's bringing them vocals

His voice is great, but the song is boring.

[Shaun]

finally some strobes~

[T*]

Only just started watching this.

Have I missed anything good?

Yes, basically all the good songs.

[Jordan.]

Ukraine
Sweden
Armenia
Albania
Russia
Iceland
Belguim
Estonia
Azerbaijan
Latvia

[Shaun]

inb4 inevitable khaleesi comment

[Jordan.]

I thought it was Kitty Brucknell

[T*]

This is awful

[Headie]

Ukraine
Sweden
Armenia
Albania
Russia
Iceland
Belguim
Estonia
Azerbaijan
Latvia

:thumbs:

[Vanessa]

This is great! :flutter:

[Shaun]

she's literally just torn a weave

[Samm]

Umm this is meh

[Loukas]

this song - :idc:

[Headie]

Europe don't love you

[Shaun]

I didn't know San Marino bothered with this.

[Headie]

San Marino :love:

It's her 3rd time in the semi finals

[Vanessa]

Come on Valentina! :dance:

[Jordan.]

San Marino :love:

It's her 3rd time in the semi finals

http://i.imgur.com/QWY2By2.gif

[Samm]

Don't mind this

[Vanessa]

Her voice is wonderful. :lovedup:

[Loukas]

will she make the final? Maybe?
Doubt it though.

[Jordan.]

Um I think she'll be making it a 4th next year

[Samm]

Bit boring tbh

[Shaun]

This is quite nice. Beats quite a lot of the songs I've heard so far.

[Vanessa]

This sounds a bit like Bond theme. :love:

[T*]

She's trying too hard

[Jordan.]

This bitch is gonna have a mental breakdown if she doesn't make it this year

[Samm]

Is that a man or not

[Shaun]

is that rylan

[Headie]

Conchita :D

[Vanessa]

A bearded lady. :joker:

[Jordan.]

is that rylan

:joker:

[Samm]

is that rylan

Lmao

[Headie]

Why did they show the uk flag under the Austria tag

[Vanessa]

is that rylan

:joker:

[Loukas]

This bitch is gonna have a mental breakdown if she doesn't make it this year

she was shaking n sh*t at the end.

[Headie]

Feel a bit sorry for him/her tbh, they all take the piss and she just stays pisitive

[Headie]

Portugal is probably the most fun song this year :love:

[Shaun]

She's made the best effort with the flags, bless her.

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance:

[Jordan.]

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-jy0uv-spGgA/UpLSJgY-ExI/AAAAAAAAP1U/iD4V2wdsndQ/s245/tumblr_mwscwxgdqX1rvaseko1_250.gif

[Loukas]

:dance2:
this deserves a final place!

[Vanessa]

:dance2:
this deserves a final place!

:elephant:

[Shaun]

what a bop.

[Vanessa]

OMG! Best so far! :amazed:

[Braden]

First one that's actually made dance a little bit.

[Headie]

This performance is in black and white

[Jordan.]

is this I'll Be Missing You

[Vanessa]

This is brilliant. :flutter:

[Loukas]

this is really really good :)
another finalist imo

[Jordan.]

No but really have they sampled that song cause... :umm2:

[Vanessa]

this is really really good :)
another finalist imo

This and Portugal are amazing! :worship:

[Shaun]

yeah it's a pretty obvious ripoff :laugh: (of Every Breath You Take)

quite nice i guess

[Loukas]

is this I'll Be Missing You

i noticed this too :joker:

[Vanessa]

yeah it's a pretty obvious ripoff :laugh: (of Every Breath You Take)

quite nice i guess

Their voices go so well together.

[T*]

This guy gives me the creeps

[Headie]

Scott mills can piss off.

"He thinks we're gonna win HA" :umm2:

[Jordan.]

Montenegro's entry last year was a BOP, wtf is this

[Headie]

Boring, hope he doesn't get through.

[Samm]

Scott mills can piss off.

"He thinks we're gonna win HA" :umm2:

Ikr I didn't like him anyway

[Headie]

Where'd the ice rink come from

[Loukas]

Where'd the ice rink come from

they are roller blades made to look like ice skates :spin:

[Vanessa]

Meh. This doesn't do much for me.

[Shaun]

didn't russia do a skating gimmick and it won

[Shaun]

Dima Bilan iirc

[Headie]

So he's American?

[Samm]

Oh hello who is this :love:

[Vanessa]

Dima Bilan iirc

I only remember the russian grannies. They were so funny. :joker:

[Headie]

He's singing about child abuse :umm2:

[T*]

He's singing about child abuse :umm2:

Raising awareness.

[Loukas]

Another finalist

[Samm]

Best male performance so far

[Headie]

Raising awareness.

Still don't like it. Although the song is quite good

His voice just croaked :umm2:

[Shaun]

did their choreography seriously consist of stopping a bloke from molesting a girl

[Jay.]

I have Moldova in the sweepstakes. This song is literally the most depressing song I have ever heard D;

'meeeeeeeeercy'
fml

[Headie]

did their choreography seriously consist of stopping a bloke from molesting a girl

IKR it's creepy as hell

[Jordan.]

Why don't the UK get the app :inamood:

[Headie]

Why don't the UK get the app :inamood:

I think we do but we can't use app voting

[Samm]

Why don't the UK get the app :inamood:

Because or act is so good and they don't want us to win

[Shaun]

idc about which ten make it

i'd like Ukraine, Latvia, the Netherlands, Portugal, Belgium and Iceland to do well though

[Headie]

How long do we have to wait

[T*]

Patience is a virtue!

[Samm]

Latvia was the worst I hope that song dies

[Shaun]

oh sod it i'll pick ten

Armenia, Latvia, Estonia, Iceland, Ukraine, Belgium, San Marino, Portugal, Netherlands and Hungary.

[Headie]

Patience is a virtue!

No it ain't

How long, anyone?

[Shaun]

probably about half an hour

[Headie]

I'd like Armenia, Estonia, Sweden , Iceland, Russia, Azerbaijan, Ukraine, San Marino, Portugal and Hungary to advance.

[T*]

I just noticed that Icelands stage was a giant version of candy crush

[Loukas]

No it ain't

How long, anyone?

i know for the final the voting gap is 15 minutes, so i might be the same for the semi's

[Samm]

It's too early but I hope geri does Eurovision next year, she was rumoured this year

[Headie]

Omg I never noticed she pulled her weave out

[Headie]

i know for the final the voting gap is 15 minutes, so i might be the same for the semi's

Thank you :love: not long then

[Shaun]

idk if I'm being biased but Molly's song >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all of those :umm2:

[Jordan.]

Ukraine
Sweden
Armenia
Hungary
Portugal
Albania
The Netherlands
Russia
Moldova
Iceland
-------------
Belgium
Estonia
San Marino
Azerbaijan
Montenegro
Latvia

[Shaun]

they're really pushing the "we tolerate everyone!!!" line aren't they

have they just discovered who 80% of the contest's fans are

[Headie]

idk if I'm being biased but Molly's song >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all of those :umm2:

IKR I feel the same tbh

[Samm]

Who dis lil bitch

[Shaun]

463776173450088448

[Headie]

Not here for the interval act

[Headie]

Can someone other than a Scandinavian country win plz

[Samm]

Wtf is this, lmao

[Headie]

I thought Molly was getting interviewed

[Shaun]

Carl from Shameless has been cast in Avatar 2 it seems

[T*]

AHHH WhAT THE ****ING **** WAS THAT

[Samm]

Carl from Shameless has been cast in Avatar 2 it seems

Avatar is overrated :unsure:

[Headie]

Swag

[Shaun]

omg so many sequins :flutter:

[Samm]

Mollie :love:

[Headie]

Molly :love:

[T*]

Kween Molly :flutter:

[Shaun]

oh wow, I never knew she was on the Sash song

[Loukas]

Molly :love: :love: :love:

[Headie]

Raindrops :love:

[T*]

oh wow, I never knew she was on the Sash song

Ikr

[Samm]

Hope she does becoming a big artist after this

[T*]

ENCORE UN FOIS FEeLS LIKE THA RAINDROPS ON MA SKING

[Headie]

I knew she did raindrops :love:

[Headie]

I hope Sweden and Armenia get first half draws tonight

[Crimson Dynamo]

Thank god for scot mills

Laura can feck off

[Headie]

If Portugal doesn't qualify...

[Samm]

Thank god for scot mills

Laura can feck off

Laura >>>>>>>>>>>>> The 3 Eurovision hosts >>>>>>>>> scott

[Crimson Dynamo]

She looks like a hag next to laura

[Loukas]

#TeamHumbleMolly
COME ON GIRL!!

[Loukas]

She looks like a hag next to laura

:idc: she's angelic

[Jordan.]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar37810_266.gif

[Shaun]

oh wow, latvia were exposed to atomic kitten

[T*]

Does the woman from the Latvian entry remind anyone else of Addelaide from AHS

[Jordan.]

Ageing white JLS need to gtf0

[Shaun]

oh hello switzerland

[Headie]

Laura trying to find a bf...

[Crimson Dynamo]

oh hello switzerland

Laura is impossible ly beautiful

[Livia]

I'm not watching it, but I have to say... this thread is more entertaining than the actual show.

[Jordan.]

Is that Brigitte Nielsen

[Headie]

Tijana is such a diva :love:

"you didn't pronounce it right. GO"

[Loukas]

this woman appears to be drunk lol

[T*]

Tijuana looks like Marilyn manson

[Headie]

She has 2 glasses on...

And pmsl @ "dr Eurovision"

[Shaun]

she's what ellie goulding's kids would've looked like if she stayed with skrillex

[Loukas]

Tijuana looks like Marilyn manson

:laugh: :laugh: she does ahaha

[T*]

Mariya is literally perfection. :love:

[Headie]

Omg Tijana is such a lil bitch :love:

[Headie]

Semi final 2 has better songs tbh

[Loukas]

Tijana :love:

[Jordan.]

yes Ukraine http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif

[Headie]

Results. Finally :love:

[T*]

OMG DEM CHEERS :love:

[Headie]

Molly getting big cheers :love:

[Shaun]

RUTH :worship:

[Headie]

Feel sorry for Germany, they're the only big 5 who drew first half.

[Shaun]

gosh i wonder what the orientations of these german girls are

[Loukas]

Molly and Ruth :love:

[Headie]

France is really catchy

But it sucks live

[Shaun]

ok France might be my favourite

[Jordan.]

Why do all these have good music videos and Molly's is a basic live performance

[Headie]

ok France might be my favourite

It was mine until I heard the live version.

[Vanessa]

Italy looks awesome! :dance::dance:

[Headie]

Ugh Bruno Mars wannabe

[Jordan.]

Ugh Bruno Mars wannabe

mte, it sounded good tho

[Headie]

Why do all these have good music videos and Molly's is a basic live performance

I don't know, she has a music video :/

[T*]

Why do all these have good music videos and Molly's is a basic live performance

Umm Germany's video was awful. Good song though!

[Loukas]

Why do all these have good music videos and Molly's is a basic live performance

molly's live performance >> Molly's video.

It shows that she can sing live, i see it as a bonus :love:

[Headie]

I feel like I'm hating on all the good acts cos I want Molly to win :laugh:

[T*]

I want that phone case!

[Shaun]

that selfie's gonna overtake Ellen's

[Headie]

Results time :love:

Then the draw after

[Loukas]

I feel like I'm hating on all the good acts cos I want Molly to win :laugh:

it's the biggest chance we've had for years!!

[Shaun]

oh christ why

[Jordan.]

:umm2: boring af

[Headie]

Ugh what the hell

[T*]

Eurghhh Not Montenegro

[Shaun]

yay date rape songs <3

[Jordan.]

yeah that one was good apart from the rape

[Shaun]

those Russian boos <3

[Headie]

Russia getting booed :O

[T*]

Ooh, Russia getting harsh boos

[Jordan.]

Lol

[Samm]

My sweepstaker <3

Lol at them getting booed

[Jordan.]

:umm2: another bore

[T*]

Oh god

[Headie]

Yay Valentina!!!

[Shaun]

Valentina slay <3

[Vanessa]

San Marino made the final! :dance:

[Jordan.]

Well good for her but another I didn't like http://i.imgur.com/wcbrn3E.png

[Samm]

Oh she did it

[T*]

YASSS. MARIYAAAa

[Jordan.]

Ukraine :love:

[Headie]

Suzy :(

[Samm]

Yaass Ukraine

[Headie]

Ugh definition of overrated