Celebrity Big Brother Discussion 28th 9PM CH5HD

[Kazanne]

You haven't got an explanation, just like Jim didn't make a joke.

Ok

[Vanessa]

You haven't got an explanation, just like Jim didn't make a joke.

Why don't you watch it back if you really want to know?

[smeagol]

id be speechless as well sam

[zakman440]

Everyone else would be speechless if you won Sam.

[Videostar]

Was he calling Louisa a mint with a hole?

:conf: no.

[Jemal]

Dappy to win man.
Twitters going mad for him

[Nemo123]

You did see it ,you didn't get it,that's ok,some did,some didnt

That's not valid. Any joke can be deconstructed. It's not fine art.

[Amy Jade]

Why don't you watch it back if you really want to know?
Can't you just explain? some of us obviously didn't get it if it was a hilarious joke as you claim.

[Vanessa]

Dappy to win man.
Twitters going mad for him

He's great! :love:

[Samm]

Luisa is the most real person in there #luisatowin

[Nemo123]

Tell us what the joke was, as best you can.

[smeagol]

whats with the joke stuff. that was so half hour ago lol

[Kazanne]

He's great! :love:

Don't mind the Dappy Vanessa him and Jim to win,either will do:hugesmile:

[Jamesy]

What's this song?

[Vanessa]

Last night in the CBB house for the housemates. I can't believe it's over. :bawling:

[Kazanne]

whats with the joke stuff. that was so half hour ago lol

someone didn't get Jims joke about the mint with the hole:joker::joker:

[MTVN]

Acting like that there was their last night

[smudgie]

Awwwwww their last night:bawling:

[Amy Jade]

Tell us what the joke was, as best you can.
If they are not willing to then it's quite obvious they're as clueless as us.

[Johnnyuk123]

Imagine if Sam won? Emma says... Sam here are your best bits...... 3 seconds later back to the interview. lolol

[Kazanne]

Last night in the CBB house for the housemates. I can't believe it's over. :bawling:

yes its been a great series.

[zakman440]

Marcus calling it Big Brother and not Celebrity Big Brother :bored:

[Vanessa]

JAPPY TO WIN! :dance::dance::dance:

[smeagol]

someone didn't get Jims joke about the mint with the hole:joker::joker:

good joke. luisa took a while to get it strangely

[Johnnyuk123]

Best CBB to date for sure!

[Johnnyuk123]

JAPPY TO WIN! :dance::dance::dance:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Awwwwww their last night:bawling:

Will you miss it smudgie

[smeagol]

Best CBB to date for sure!


yeah easily

[Livia]

This time tomorrow Jim will have won and this place will be alive with people saying how awful it is, and can someone please explain the jokes for them.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Erm that wasn't the last night though :/

[Vanessa]

This time tomorrow Jim will have won and this place will be alive with people saying how awful it is, and can someone please explain the jokes for them.

I think it's between Jim and Ollie. Dappy will get third place.

[Heaven = Winner]

I think it's between Jim and Ollie. Dappy will get third place.

Let's hope so, Vanessa :dance::dance:

[Kazanne]

This time tomorrow Jim will have won and this place will be alive with people saying how awful it is, and can someone please explain the jokes for them.

Aint that the truth Livia,there will be some dummies thrown out prams:hugesmile:

[Jamesy]

Erm that wasn't the last night though :/

Sadly the way they edited that seems to imply they will show no highlights tomorrow, or very little. :/

[Johnnyuk123]

I think it's between Jim and Ollie. Dappy will get third place.

Vanessa Ollie is 12/1to win with Dappy at 6/1 to win with Jim fave at 1/5 on.

[Nemo123]

This time tomorrow Jim will have won and this place will be alive with people saying how awful it is, and can someone please explain the jokes for them.

We already know he's won.
But I just want a sumary of this joke.

[Vanessa]

Vanessa Ollie is 12/1to win with Dappy at 6/1 to win with Jim fave at 1/5 on.

I think Ollie fanbase is bigger though. Jim will most likely win.

[Amy Jade]

BB always changes my opinion about people who post on this forum as much as it can with those who enter the actual show. :joker:

[Livia]

We already know he's won.
But I just want a sumary of this joke.

Google it.

[Livia]

Aint that the truth Livia,there will be some dummies thrown out prams:hugesmile:

Yep... then most of us who disagree will go back to being mates without feeling the need to carry on the battle... and the rest will take it as a personal affront we didn't like the same housemates at they do.

The more this place changes, the more it stays the same.

[Vanessa]

Yep... then most of us who disagree will go back to being mates without feeling the need to carry on the battle... and the rest will take it as a personal affront we didn't like the same housemates at they do.

The more this place changes, the more it stays the same.

That is so true, Livia.

[Nemo123]

Google it. just repeat it for me, s'il vous plait.

[Kazanne]

Yep... then most of us who disagree will go back to being mates without feeling the need to carry on the battle... and the rest will take it as a personal affront we didn't like the same housemates at they do.

The more this place changes, the more it stays the same.

:thumbs:very well summarised:hugesmile:

[Nemo123]

Livia, how can I google mint and hole?

[Johnnyuk123]

Lots of nice friendly people in here, no matter who they support. :xyxwave:

[Nemo123]

Nobody is prepared to repeat Jim's "Joke".
I don't know why, even though I heard it.
I just didn't get it at all.
It was in footballing terms, a shot wide. It went high and wide.

[Nemo123]

Come on!
KAZANNE!
Tell me the joke.
I appeal to you.
Just repeat it.

[Johnnyuk123]

Come on!
KAZANNE!
Tell me the joke.
I appeal to you.
Just repeat it.

Jim is gonna win just accept it and move on?

[Nemo123]

Jim is gonna win just accept it and move on?

I know he will.
But winning isn't everything.
Someone tell me what he said in that joke.

[Robodog]

Come on!
KAZANNE!
Tell me the joke.
I appeal to you.
Just repeat it.

If you have to have it explained to you - you will never understand it.

[Nemo123]

If you have to have it explained to you - you will never understand it.
I don't need anything explained. Just repeated.
What was the joke?

[Amy Jade]

Nemo, it's an 80's joke, that's probably why it went over our head. My Dad said basically Jim is saying Luisa is rich (sometimes in British slang called being 'minted') and she's got a vagina and that's all she's good for.

I still don't find it funny.

[Robodog]

I don't need anything explained. Just repeated.
What was the joke?

You don't need it explained but you need it repeated?

Eh?

[Arrow]

I know he will.
But winning isn't everything.
Someone tell me what he said in that joke.

cant remember it word for word but it was along the lines of he would be called polly mint in reference to polo mint he would be a hooker because he would be sitting on a hole thats worth a mint


he was asked if he was a woman what would his name be and what would be his profession

[Nemo123]

Nemo, it's an 80's joke, my Dad said and basically Jim is saying Luisa is rich (sometimes in British slang called being 'minted' and she's got a vagina and that's all she's good for in his opinion. so Jim is calling her a slut with money.

I still don't find it funny.

Mint with a hole.
I see.
Thanks.

[Amy Jade]

Mint with a hole.
I see.
Thanks.
You're welcome, couldn't leave you waiting. I'm not that cruel. :)

[Kazanne]

cant remember it word for word but it was along the lines of he would be called polly mint in reference to polo mint he would be a hooker because he would be sitting on a hole thats worth a mint


he was asked if he was a woman what would his name be and what would be his profession

That's about it Arrow firstly Nemo would have to know what a polo mint is,Jim said HE'DE BE A HOOKER CALLED POLO AS HE'DE HAVE A HOLE AND BE MINTED,minted meaning having lots of money(nothing to do with Luisa at all)

[Johnnyuk123]

That's about it Arrow firstly Nemo would have to know what a polo mint is,Jim said HE'DE BE A HOOKER CALLED POLO AS HE'DE HAVE A HOLE AND BE MINTED,minted meaning having lots of money(nothing to do with Luisa at all)

1000% correct!:wavey:

[Nemo123]

That's about it Arrow firstly Nemo would have to know what a polo mint is,Jim said HE'DE BE A HOOKER CALLED POLO AS HE'DE HAVE A HOLE AND BE MINTED,minted meaning having lots of money(nothing to do with Luisa at all)

A polo mint. Nah, never heard of one of those. Jim has a hole, and he wouldn't get a sheep to shag him if he tried.

[Kazanne]

A polo mint. Nah, never heard of one of those. Jim has a hole, and he wouldn't get a sheep to shag him if he tried.

Well that's why you didn't understand it,the POLO mint is the crux of the joke .as for the other part of your post,I'm sure his wife would disagree

[Amy Jade]

A polo mint. Nah, never heard of one of those. Jim has a hole, and he wouldn't get a sheep to shag him if he tried.
That's why I tried to help, I know you are not from the UK and would not really know what a polo is :D

[Robodog]

A polo mint. Nah, never heard of one of those. Jim has a hole, and he wouldn't get a sheep to shag him if he tried.

Jim does have a hole yes. And so do you. I think it's where your last post came out of. ;)

[Nemo123]

That's why I tried to help, I know you are not from the UK and would not really know what a polo is :D
No, Polos are as well known here as in the UK.

[dwarling]

Jim does have a hole yes. And so do you. I think it's where your last post came out of. ;)
:shocked::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Jim does have a hole yes. And so do you. I think it's where your last post came out of. ;)
Rude.

[Kazanne]

Jim does have a hole yes. And so do you. I think it's where your last post came out of. ;)

:hehe::hehe:

[Amy Jade]

No, Polos are as well known here as in the UK.
Really? I thought you guys had lifesavers over there.

[Nemo123]

So, remind me. If Jim's hole was mint he'd have been a Polo?

[Robodog]

Rude.

Ruder than his joke about 'Jim shagging a sheep'?. I think not.

[Nemo123]

Really? I thought you guys had lifesavers over there.
What?!

[abhorson]

Luisa is the most real person in there #luisatowin


PUKE.

[Kazanne]

So, remind me. If Jim's hole was mint he'd have been a Polo?

You know exactly what was meant,it's been explained to you,so why are you keeping on at this?

[Amy Jade]

Ruder than his joke about 'Jim shagging a sheep'?. I think not.
He's insulting a housemate though, you're insulting a fellow forum member.

[Robodog]

He's insulting a housemate though, you're insulting a fellow forum member.

No i'm not insulting him, i'm just ridiculing his rude joke with my slightly less rude joke

If he is big enough to make rude jokes, he's big enough to take jokes about his jokes