Celebrity Big Brother Discussion 28th 9PM CH5HD

[arista]

Day before the Final


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[Pete.]

If Jim/Dappy/Sam wins

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[arista]

On Now

[Livia]

Evening Pete, Arista...

[Kazanne]

hello everyone:joker:

[Rob!]

Lol, this dramatic music is so uncalled for.

[Samm]

Tonight looks boring all about Sam and Ollie

[Livia]

Hi Kaz, you tardy latecomer, you...

[smudgie]

Evening all:xyxwave:

[Vanessa]

:dance::wavey:

[Rob!]

Let's see if Casey can actually do anything without Lee.

[Livia]

Hey Smudgie, Ness, Rob et al.

[GiRTh]

Jim and Casey are just creepy together :yuk:

[Vanessa]

Hi Livia! :hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Hi Kaz, you tardy latecomer, you...

:hugesmile: I've been busy sorting Ofcom out :joker::joker::joker:

[Rob!]

Hey Smudgie, Ness, Rob et al.

:wavey:


Ha, this Big Brother is so camp.

[Johnnyuk123]

ello everyone!:xyxwave:

[Livia]

Luisa looks like she's got a tash today.

[GiRTh]

Hello all.

[Vanessa]

Jim and Casey are just creepy together :yuk:

They have the same sense of humour.

[Kazanne]

Ollie looks like Ali Baba,lol

[Livia]

"I don't have any magic"... LOL

[Natalie.]

hi chaps

[Vanessa]

Ollie looks like Ali Baba,lol

he's so cute. :laugh:

[Kazanne]

hi chaps

:xyxwave:Hi Morrisey

[smudgie]

I have enough magic for the two of us.:devil:

[Vanessa]

I have enough magic for the two of us.:devil:

:evilgrin:

[smudgie]

:evilgrin:

I love that smiley

[Rob!]

I hope this happens :D

[Jake.]

The fact that this ends in 2 days :(

[Rob!]

Who the **** is that in the Diary Room?

[Nemo123]

Jim striking up a romance with Casey.

[Livia]

Jim looked at Casey's bum. There'll be a whole thread on that in a minute.

[Jake.]

'I'm looking forward to getting out' you've been out like 10 times D:

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker:

[MTVN]

This is a wonderfully bizarre scene

[zakman440]

Late but here none the less :wavey:

[Kazanne]

Jim looked at Casey's bum. There'll be a whole thread on that in a minute.

Well what hot bloodied male wouldn't if they were honest ,the girls aren't exactly covering much are they,:devil:

[Vanessa]

Ollie made me laugh there! :laugh:

[Nemo123]

Well what hot bloodied male wouldn't if they were honest ,they aren't exactly covering much are they,:devil:

True. He's 55 or whatever, and she's all of 23.

[Rob!]

Sam isn't allowed to use the word exciting, unless it has "I'm not in the slightest bit" in front of it :nono:

[Livia]

Well what hot bloodied male wouldn't if they were honest ,the girls aren't exactly covering much are they,:devil:

Of course. But naturally, it'll be wrong for Jim.

[Alf]

True. He's 55 or whatever, and she's all of 23.
Is there an age limit?

[Livia]

True. He's 55 or whatever, and she's all of 23.

At what age do you think men should stop looking, give up and start decomposing?

[Pete.]

Looks like BB are carefully manipulating this episode so that Dappy and Jim win :facepalm:

[Rob!]

True. He's 55 or whatever, and she's all of 23.

I think he's in his sixties actually :laugh2:

[Nemo123]

Is there an age limit?

Not if you're loaded, apparently.

[Kazanne]

At what age do you think men should stop looking, give up and start decomposing?

:joker::joker::joker:

[Videostar]

Well what hot bloodied male wouldn't if they were honest ,the girls aren't exactly covering much are they,:devil:

Call out the yewtree cops, Jim looked at a nearly 30 year olds bum. :shocked:

[smudgie]

Is there an age limit?

Haha, not according to that advert.

[Rob!]

As if that came along when we were discussing that :joker:

[Livia]

Looks like BB are carefully manipulating this episode so that Dappy and Jim win :facepalm:

Or... they might be the most popular.

I know which option I'm going with.

[Nemo123]

At what age do you think men should stop looking, give up and start decomposing?
About Jim's age.

[Kazanne]

Cant help but think that if jim was making this bread and talking like that he'de be slaughtered on here

[Johnnyuk123]

Jim now 1/5 on to win with Dappy second fave at 6/1. :dance:

[Rob!]

How has Sam not seen a dick in ages, she's been living with at least four for the past three weeks :joker:

[Natalie.]

Don't think I want to know Ollie :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Dappy's secret task. :hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Jim now 1/5 on to win with Dappy second fave at 6/1. :dance:

Great stuff:hugesmile:

[Samm]

Why do they always make cocks

[Livia]

Spotted dick for LuLu.

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[smudgie]

This task could be fun

[Nemo123]

Jim now 1/5 on to win with Dappy second fave at 6/1. :dance:
It's not about winning anymore. The winner as always is a foregone conclusion at this stage.

[Johnnyuk123]

Great stuff:hugesmile:

Ollies 3rd at 12/1
the rest have no chance and Sam is right at the bottom. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

all guy final 3 i think.

[Jake.]

this task http://i.imgur.com/6yUCjDus.jpg

[Jake.]

Well that put a downer on the mood lol

[Vanessa]

Ollies 3rd at 12/1
the rest have no chance and Sam is right at the bottom. lol

Jim, Dappy and Ollie would be good as the top three.

[Vanessa]

Lose Yourself! :dance:

[Rob!]

This music :joker:

[MTVN]

Dangerous slagging off Lionel in there lol

[Livia]

Dappy can't work without a rhyming dictionary.

[Johnnyuk123]

Jim, Dappy and Ollie would be good as the top three.

They sure would! :thumbs:

[smudgie]

:joker::dance: go Dappy:dance:

[Vanessa]

You want to lick my ice cream! :joker:

[Videostar]

About Jim's age.

And at what age should women stop taking his jokes for what they are and be insulted.? about Casey's age perhaps.?

[Videostar]

Jesus, Sam is even dull when she's drunk by the sounds of it.

[Jemal]

Lool what a great lad

[Samm]

Jim, Dappy and Ollie would be good as the top three.

Ew

[Johnnyuk123]

Luisa won't be happy to be given a spotted dick.

[Rob!]

Is that all he managed? :joker:

[Livia]

Jim probably learned all his German from porn films.

[Jemal]

Ok jim all i see is him talking about her tits..

[GiRTh]

Jim and Casey = creepy

[Johnnyuk123]

G G G LOL Jim.:joker:

[Jake.]

Can Ollie stop

[abhorson]

About Jim's age.

Ageism. Wait until you are sixty.

[Nemo123]

And at what age should women stop taking his jokes for what they are and be insulted.? about Casey's age perhaps.?

If you're older than Keith Lemon it's pervy.

[Vanessa]

Jim probably learned all his German from porn films.

:laugh:

[Rob!]

We should probably accept Ollie is going to win.

[Videostar]

If you're older than Keith Lemon it's pervy.

I don't know how old Keith Lemon is lol...but that guy is a perv tho. :D

[abhorson]

Jim now 1/5 on to win with Dappy second fave at 6/1. :dance:

YAYYYY.

[Vanessa]

We should probably accept Ollie is going to win.

D:

[Samm]

Ollie plz stop

[Livia]

Ollie... enough already.

[MTVN]

..what was that

[Rob!]

D:

I know. I like him, but I know.

[Nemo123]

Ageism. Wait until you are sixty.


I'm not the judge. But it's what women think.
They make exceptions for wealthy/powerful men.

[abhorson]

Ollie trying to up his bad game?

[Livia]

What did he say? I missed it...

[Rob!]

I actually agree with him on this.

[Vanessa]

I know. I like him, but I know.

He's just the eye candy. ;)

[Alf]

I'm not the judge. But it's what women think.
They make exceptions for wealthy/powerful men.
So you are the judge of what women think then?

[Kazanne]

What did he say? I missed it...

he said you look beautiful tonight (I think that was it)

[smudgie]

Whispering sweet nothings is very romantic.:love:

[abhorson]

D:

Not a chance. I have zero doubt Jim is the man.

[Rob!]

He's just the eye candy. ;)

He's a whole ****ing sweet shop. :lovedup:

I would bang the **** snot out of him.

[MTVN]

I see no problem with his whispering

[Vanessa]

Dolly are so cute! :joker::joker:

[Nemo123]

I don't know how old Keith Lemon is lol...but that guy is a perv tho. :D

Keith Lemon is just a comic creation. Leigh Francis is a sensitive and lovely man underneath.

[Johnnyuk123]

Dolly are so cute! :joker::joker:

Dolly. :joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

He's a whole ****ing sweet shop. :lovedup:

I would bang the **** snot out of him.

me too! wouldn't kick him out of bed! :amazed:

[Vanessa]

Dolly. :joker::joker::joker:

The new hot couple in the House! :dance:

[Kazanne]

me too! wouldn't kick him out of bed! :amazed:

Don't think I'de want his snot though:hugesmile:

[abhorson]

Just lust then ladies.

[Nemo123]

So you are the judge of what women think then?
What? That women go for rich and powerful men, regardless of age?

[Johnnyuk123]

The new hot couple in the House! :dance:

Jippy are cute together too. lol

[abhorson]

What? That women go for rich and powerful men, regardless of age?

Oooh dangerous ground.

[Vanessa]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1607050_633646633387257_646411322_n.jpg

[zakman440]

:laugh2: at C4 advertising on 5.

[Johnnyuk123]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1607050_633646633387257_646411322_n.jpg

That was quick Vanessa! lol What program did you use?

[abhorson]

Don't think I'de want his snot though:hugesmile:

:joker:

[Livia]

Oooh dangerous ground.

I'm guessing Nemo doesn't know many woman.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

ARGH! I hate that voice over lady. "When I say bwig u say Bwuvva"...."Dappy you can win pwizes for each wap you make up".

[Videostar]

Keith Lemon is just a comic creation. Leigh Francis is a sensitive and lovely man underneath.

Im sure he is, but a bit of pervy HUMOUR is fine.

[Rob!]

Aww, channel 4 knowing that more people are watching channel 5 right now :joker:

[Kazanne]

Ollie is lovely but he's just not sexy too me

[Vanessa]

That was quick Vanessa! lol What program did you use?

I just copy and paste. :hugesmile:

[Nemo123]

Oooh dangerous ground.
No it isn't.

[Johnnyuk123]

I just copy and paste. :hugesmile:

lol You did more than that, you added a border and text. Good work! :dance:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

So why is Sam getting so much airtime on the last night?

[Livia]

LOL... and avoid Lee.

[Jake.]

Casey :lovedup:

[abhorson]

No it isn't.


Some women might disagree.

[zakman440]

Jim :joker:

[smeagol]

lol@jim

[Vanessa]

lol You did more than that, you added a border and text. Good work! :dance:

The text was already there. I got it from facebook.

[Kazanne]

cant do with CBB being pervy call Ofcom

[Jake.]

These questions :laugh:

[Nemo123]

Some women might disagree.rich women and liars.

[smeagol]

naughty questions

[zakman440]

OMG :laugh3:

[Natalie.]

What the hell at the questions :laugh:

[Livia]

Once again... Luisa proving she's a follower and not a leader.

[abhorson]

I'm guessing Nemo doesn't know many woman.

:joker:Avoid Lee, Nemo.

[Johnnyuk123]

The text was already there. I got it from facebook.

good work none the less. :xyxwave:

[Vanessa]

This questions are hilarious! :laugh3:

[Rob!]

Luisa's rubbed off on everyone :yuk: :shocked:

[smeagol]

lol@cow

[Kazanne]

You might be a cow,but your our cow:joker:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

These questions are amazing. "Have you had a wet dream about going down on Liz?"

[Vanessa]

Omg! :joker::joker:

[smeagol]

lol at 8 if he really liked her hed say 10

[Rob!]

You lose 2 marks from being at tescos all the time.

[Natalie.]

Sam wanting to know for the future

[abhorson]

Luisa on top, going from 1 to5.

[Nemo123]

Face down ass up!

Yay!

[smeagol]

is ollie a virgin

[Kazanne]

Someones gonna be offended as soon as its Jims turn:joker::joker:

[Rob!]

10 words is more than Sam's said.

[Johnnyuk123]

lol Jim

[Vanessa]

Quite dry. :D

[Jake.]

Luisa you dirty cow :joker:

[Brother Leon]

Dappy knows the way.

[Rob!]

Intelligent :joker: :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

LOL Jim fake and tan. lolol

[Vanessa]

Babies with Ollie! :joker:

[abhorson]

Someones gonna be offended as soon as its Jims turn:joker::joker:

:joker:No:joker:t this time, seen the clip.

[smudgie]

Oooooooooooh harsh.

[Nemo123]

Luisa you dirty cow :joker:
Her and Dappy.

[Rob!]

Amazing question. **** answer.

[Jake.]

The lies

http://i.imgur.com/w1yJuvBs.jpg

[Vanessa]

how big is your willy? :joker:

[Videostar]

That was a **** answer Sam.

[Bohlen526]

They are really trying to push Sam with airtime the last 2 episodes. Granted now that there is only 6 of them left and the drama is over, they now have nothing to loose with showing her more. I do like her as a person but she definitely doesn't deserve to win, purely based on the obvious reason that she didn't contribute much to the show this series. Just wonder why they seem to want her to win so badly?

[zakman440]

Omg Dappy! :laugh2:

[Gstar]

shut up dappy my family's in the room

[Livia]

volumptuous

[Kazanne]

volumptuous

:joker::joker:

[Nemo123]

Dappy's career in music may be over, but he has a huge one waiting for him in porn.

[Vanessa]

dappy comes from planet dap! :joker:

[abhorson]

Admiral.

[Johnnyuk123]

lololol

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: Jim

[Vanessa]

:laugh3: Jim! I just can't!

[abhorson]

Dappy's career in music may be over, but he has a huge one waiting for him in porn.

Dappy does Dallas.

[Johnnyuk123]

Very gracious Jim!!!!

[GiRTh]

WHat woman couldnt resist Dappy entering their domain and spreading his millions.:joker:

[Samm]

shut up dappy my family's in the room

Same here :laugh:

[Nemo123]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: Jim

What are you smoking?

[Vanessa]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1508979_633658213386099_728798598_n.jpg

[Kazanne]

:laugh3: Jim! I just can't!

That mint with the hole will go viral:joker::joker:

[Samm]

:umm2: how is Jim funny

[Vanessa]

That mint with the hole will go viral:joker::joker:

he's on fire tonight! :joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

WHat woman couldnt resist Dappy entering their domain and spreading his millions.:joker:

Most of us could resist. Vanessa, not so much.

[Kazanne]

What are you smoking?

I don't indulge ,I'm just a happy person:hugesmile:

[abhorson]

:umm2: how is Jim funny

30 years in comedy, don't know.

[smeagol]

i like luisa shes won me over, damn it, now whens her next party ? hehe

[Vanessa]

you almost glassed Dappy. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Luisa sucking up to Jim again. lol

[Nemo123]

That mint with the hole will go viral:joker::joker:

Can you repeat it?
I heard the words, but didn't think they made a coherent joke.

[Kazanne]

you almost glassed Dappy. :joker:

:joker:

[Samm]

30 years in comedy, don't know.

He does comedy, oh no

[abhorson]

i like luisa shes won me over, damn it, now whens her next party ? hehe

Saturday 69 Benefit Street.

[Kazanne]

Can you repeat it?
I heard the words, but didn't think they made a coherent joke.

don't worry about it,we got it:hugesmile:

[smeagol]

Saturday 69 Benefit Street.

lol funny

[Samm]

Luisa sucking up to Jim again. lol

No, she is being nice

[abhorson]

He does comedy, oh no

You asked.

[Vanessa]

don't worry about it,we got it:hugesmile:

I'm sure the forum will be full of threads about his jokes. Jim was on fire today. :joker:

[Nemo123]

don't worry about it,we got it:hugesmile:

Go on, tell me what the joke was.

[Kazanne]

I'm sue the forum will be full of threads about his jokes today. Jim was on fire today. :joker:

It will Vanessa :sleep::sleep::hugesmile:

[Samm]

Saturday 69 Benefit Street.

How is she on benefits she's one off the richest celebrity's in the house

[Nemo123]

I just don't believe it was a coherent joke.

[Kazanne]

How is she on benefits she's one off the richest celebrity's in the house

It was a joke,lol no wonder you don't get Jim:hugesmile:

[abhorson]

How is she on benefits she's one off the richest celebrity's in the house


No wonder. It is a JOKE.

[Nemo123]

If it was a coherent joke it can be repeated here.

[Vanessa]

If it was a coherent joke it can be repeated here.

I'm sure there will be a thread about it soon.

[Nemo123]

I was listening but I didn't hear a joke. Just a confusing remark.

[smeagol]

im available luisa your need to get tested first though lol

[abhorson]

im available luisa your need to get tested first though lol

Sluts r us.

[Johnnyuk123]

im available luisa your need to get tested first though lol

IQ test? :joker:

[Nemo123]

Was he calling Louisa a mint with a hole?

[smeagol]

he will except she likes to be gangbanged by any tom dick harry or jane lol

[Amy Jade]

I was listening but I didn't hear a joke. Just a confusing remark.
There wasn't one, people are just saying it's funny without understanding it because they favour Jim.

[smeagol]

IQ test? :joker:

lol she needs to be able to say yes and add up to 69

[Brother Leon]

Ollie pulling out all the stops on the first date. Just take her Nando's bro.

[Samm]

There wasn't one, people are just saying it's funny without understanding it because they favour Jim.

This.

[Kazanne]

Was he calling Louisa a mint with a hole?

No,it might be a bit harcore for you

[abhorson]

I'm off to St Albans this Saturday.

[Kazanne]

This.

:joker: love it when people are baffled

[abhorson]

And it ain't for a cupcake.

[GiRTh]

FFS Casey

[smeagol]

I'm off to St Albans this Saturday.


:joker:

[Nemo123]

No,it might be a bit harcore for you
Shock me. If you can.

[Samm]

:joker: love it when people are baffled

I'm not baffled

http://i3.minus.com/j0tiSkICELmB6.png

[Kazanne]

Shock me. If you can.

Not on here there's kids about:hugesmile:

[Amy Jade]

Jim's creepy with Casey

[Nemo123]

Just deconstruct the "joke" for those of us who didn't see it.

[Vanessa]

more showmance! :sleep:

[Amy Jade]

Not on here there's kids about:hugesmile:
No need to be so condescending, were all adults here.

[smeagol]

im so bored with ollie and sam, its not real. they want mag deals when they get out. reality fakers.
the guy doesnt even like doggie except when its him as the dog lol

[abhorson]

more showmance! :sleep:

Sad last attempt.

[Kazanne]

Just deconstruct the "joke" for those of us who didn't see it.

You did see it ,you didn't get it,that's ok,some did,some didnt

[GiRTh]

Boring episode tonight. Jim is still gonna win.

[Jemal]

We be in the club, bottles on deck, god damn it god damn it, i'm feeling myself!

[Samm]

more showmance! :sleep:

Jim and Casey showmance is so boring and dull

[Nemo123]

Not on here there's kids about:hugesmile:

You haven't got an explanation, just like Jim didn't make a joke.

[abhorson]

Boring episode tonight. Jim is still gonna win.

OF COURSE.

[Headie]

Song name?

This sounds good.