Funny Valentine Poems

[Holly Christmas]

Post funny Valentine Poems in here.....

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Get in the car
I have a gun

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm Schizophrenic
And so am I....

Roses are Red
Buy me some!

Roses are red
Carnations are white
I've been to the chemist
how about it tonight!

[HD]

Roses are red.
**** you.

[HD]

One just for Kate:

Roses are red
Tyres are black
Why is your chest
as flat as your back?

[Shaun]

roses are red
carpet is red
bathroom is red
i stabbed your mum

[HD]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My dick is brown
From pounding your poo

[Livia]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got chlamydia
Now, so have you. x

[Holly Christmas]

One just for Kate:

Roses are red
Tyres are black
Why is your chest
as flat as your back?

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