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Saph
09-02-2014, 06:57 PM
The man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night’s Winter Olympics opening ceremony in Russia was found dead today.

According to local reports the body of Boris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.

Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night. Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.

“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case. “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.

“It’s terrible when accidents like this happen. But then again, maybe Mr. Avdeyev should have thought twice before he screwed up the Olympics. Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.”

Despite the government’s story, fellow hotel guests reported hearing a struggle in Avdeyev’s room around 3 a.m. local time.


fell on a set of knives.. are they serious http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

Shaun
09-02-2014, 06:58 PM
It's a hoax :p

MTVN
09-02-2014, 06:59 PM
Satire

Saph
09-02-2014, 06:59 PM
omfg http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

Drew.
09-02-2014, 06:59 PM
Wouldn't more than 1 person have been working on it though?

lostalex
09-02-2014, 06:59 PM
gotta love the onion. <3

Kyle
09-02-2014, 07:01 PM
Hahaha I love these funny fake news stories.


The one the other week about North Korea claiming they had an astronaut land on the sun at night had me in stitches :hugesmile:

Saph
09-02-2014, 07:02 PM
I actually believed this

Pete.
09-02-2014, 07:07 PM
Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia

They call not opening one Olympic Rings betraying Russia http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

I know it's a hoax but seriously

Headie
09-02-2014, 07:09 PM
Remember the hoax about the girl who Justin Beiber called a beached whale being found dead lying in greasy foods and dirty mattresses :laugh:

Jordan.
09-02-2014, 07:15 PM
lmao I can't at @ "Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia". I wish this was real

MTVN
09-02-2014, 07:17 PM
They call not opening one Olympic Rings betraying Russia http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

I know it's a hoax but seriously

But the fact it's a hoax means that's not a real statement..

Marc
16-02-2014, 08:30 AM
I bet he really is dead though