[Saph]

The man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night’s Winter Olympics opening ceremony in Russia was found dead today.

According to local reports the body of Boris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.

Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night. Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.

“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case. “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.

“It’s terrible when accidents like this happen. But then again, maybe Mr. Avdeyev should have thought twice before he screwed up the Olympics. Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.”

Despite the government’s story, fellow hotel guests reported hearing a struggle in Avdeyev’s room around 3 a.m. local time.

fell on a set of knives.. are they serious [IMG]http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

[Shaun]

It's a hoax

[In the Drunk Tank]

Satire

[Saph]

omfg [IMG]http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

[Drew.]

Wouldn't more than 1 person have been working on it though?

[lostalex]

gotta love the onion. <3

[Kyle]

Hahaha I love these funny fake news stories.


The one the other week about North Korea claiming they had an astronaut land on the sun at night had me in stitches

[Saph]

I actually believed this

[Pete.]

Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia

They call not opening one Olympic Rings betraying Russia [IMG]http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

I know it's a hoax but seriously

[Headie]

Remember the hoax about the girl who Justin Beiber called a beached whale being found dead lying in greasy foods and dirty mattresses

[Jordan.]

lmao I can't at @ "Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia". I wish this was real

[In the Drunk Tank]

Originally Posted by Petemitch123

They call not opening one Olympic Rings betraying Russia [IMG]http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

I know it's a hoax but seriously

But the fact it's a hoax means that's not a real statement..

[Marc]

I bet he really is dead though