McDonalds gives woman herpes

[Me. I Am Salman]

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You Won’t Believe What Was In Her McDonald’s Mayo ‘The Texture Was Familiar’.

A Michigan woman was in disgust last week when she ate at a local McDonald’s. Lisa McDowell, 31, was having lunch with her friends when she decided to order a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed an extra clump of mayonnaise on the side of the bun. She licked it off, tasted it and immediately realized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”* McDowell immediately called over the manager who denied the allegations, so she contacted the local health department. They sent the “mayo” remains off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. To make matters worse, in the following days, *McDowell woke with a giant red rash on the corner of her mouth. The rash spread and *developed into severe blisters. The doctor was able to verify that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her tainted McChicken. The manager confirmed that two employees were fired as a result of her allegations and the positive semen test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also added, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/7333

eww

[Cherie]

:eek:

Only on birthdays and holidays :laugh:

[Livia]

Oh God... I've just eaten and now I want to throw up.

[james130]

The manager confirmed that two employees were fired as a result of her allegations and the positive semen test results.The manager of the McDonald’s also added, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/7333


That's it?!?
Surely there should be some criminal punishment for this kinda thing.

[Livia]

I don't see any evidence of this being a real story.

[Daniel.]

:umm2: I was gonna have a mcdonalds today aswell :umm2:

[Marsh.]

daily buzz live?

This isn't a real story is it?

[T*]

It's fake...
http://www.snopes.com//horrors/food/semen.asp
:facepalm:

Always check snopes!

[Jay.]

I am dying at 'The Texture Was Familiar’. :joker:

[Ramsay]

Dat Dailybuzz :love:

[T*]

Why do people fall for this? :laugh:

[Cherie]

I am dying at 'The Texture Was Familiar’. :joker:

:joker: and given it was only Birthdays and holidays she has a good memory.

[T*]

:umm2: I was gonna have a mcdonalds today aswell :umm2:

And you can, as this is a fake story.

[Jay.]

:joker: and given it was only Birthdays and holidays she has a good memory.

Thank god she gives her man a little something extra in the bedroom or she would have eaten it all :joker:

[Ammi]

..it's not real then..?...only Greg could order fast food and be served herpes...

[Cherie]

Thank god she gives her man a little something extra in the bedroom or she would have eaten it all :joker:

:laugh:

[Glenn.]

Omg I'm just about to have mcdonalds :umm2:

[Cherie]

I don't like this kind of story it gives people ideas :yuk:

[Me. I Am Salman]

I just had mcdonalds an hour ago lol

[Ammi]

I don't like this kind of story it gives people ideas :yuk:


...do you mean to contaminate food Cherie..?..

[T*]

I just had mcdonalds an hour ago lol

It's fake
http://www.snopes.com//horrors/food/semen.asp

[Drew.]

Good lord poor girl

[Cherie]

...do you mean to contaminate food Cherie..?..

Yes unfortunately if I thought about it I probably would never eat out again :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Good lord poor girl

gonna tell everyone I know about this

[Ramsay]

Wonder if they'll get sued for this D:

[T*]

LMAO People spreading a rumour that's been around for 20 years :laugh3:

[Daniel.]

And you can, as this is a fake story.

It's still off-putting.

I'd have one anyway though.

[Ammi]

Yes unfortunately if I thought about it I probably would never eat out again :laugh:

..yeah I know what you mean, it's that thing if you're in a restaurant and the service is really dire or something and sometimes you see people complain and get a bit stroppy...oh Lord, what if something was done to their meal because they'd been rude to the staff because some people are....

[Marsh.]

Yes unfortunately if I thought about it I probably would never eat out again :laugh:

:hehe:

[Cherie]

..yeah I know what you mean, it's that thing if you're in a restaurant and the service is really dire or something and sometimes you see people complain and get a bit stroppy...oh Lord, what if something was done to their meal because they'd been rude to the staff because some people are....

that is exactly it you hear about food being spat in and all sorts, I'm sure it is very rare but still!

[Cherie]

:hehe:

Marsh :fist:

[Ammi]

that is exactly it you hear about food being spat in and all sorts, I'm sure it is very rare but still!

..yeah I'm sure it hardly ever happens but I have a few 'food phobias' anyway so can generally get quite obsessed about food related things so I'm exactly the same as you...

[Marsh.]

that is exactly it you hear about food being spat in and all sorts, I'm sure it is very rare but still!

I agree, I'd prefer the spit well done.

[Jay.]

I agree, I'd prefer the spit well done.

:laugh3:

[Cherie]

I agree, I'd prefer the spit well done.

Marsh :fist:

[Ammi]

..Marsh..:fist:..

[Marsh.]

:evilgrin: Yes, ladies?

[Saph]

On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know?

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Livia]

If I was a lawyer for McDonalds I'd be straining at the bit to sue them for everything from the cash in their wallets to the breath in their lungs.

[Z]

Guys do you think Tom knows this is a fake story?

[Ammi]

Guys do you think Tom knows this is a fake story?

..Greg, step away from the herpes thread...you just can't be too careful...

[T*]

Guys do you think Tom knows this is a fake story?

-gasps in horror- What?!

[Ramsay]

Guys do you think Tom knows this is a fake story?

:joker:

[smudgie]

Looking on the bright side...a good excuse to stop those birthday treats.:joker:

[Marsh.]

Guys do you think Tom knows this is a fake story?

:joker:

[Livia]

..Greg, step away from the herpes thread...you just can't be too careful...

I adore you Zee... But I had a little LOL...

[Natalie.]

well that doesn't look too nice

[armand.kay]

“I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”

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[daniel-lewis-1985]

Lol!!! Sorry I think I just turned 21 again!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Oh God... I've just eaten and now I want to throw up.

Do it it keeps you thin;)