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Benjamin
27-05-2014, 08:34 AM
When I turned 21 I made a drunken list with my friends of 101 things I wanted to do before I turned 30.

Sounds silly but it included things like;

* Apply for BB
* Skydive
* Eat a jar of pickled eggs
* Go to university
* Live in another country
* Get some poetry published
* Get a tattoo
* Pretend to be a celebrity for a day


Now I have achieved 100/101 things on the list, most recently visiting the end of England (Land's End).

The one left has always been the hardest one to complete and I knew as soon as it was on the list it would likely be the last thing I did on it.

I have 8 days to sleep with a woman. :worry:

Me. I Am Salman
27-05-2014, 09:05 AM
that's so cool :amazed:

How did you pretend to be a celebrity thoigh

Cherie
27-05-2014, 09:06 AM
You pretended to be a celebrity for a day :worry:

Benjamin
27-05-2014, 09:15 AM
that's so cool :amazed:

How did you pretend to be a celebrity thoigh

I got away with it in NZ, my friend tried to palm me off as an actor from Coronation Street in a club and it worked. That was easier than I expected thanks to my friend and drunk people believing her. We got to go into the VIP area of the club and got some star treatment because of it. We never went back to that club again. :laugh:

Jack.
27-05-2014, 09:17 AM
I have 8 days to sleep with a woman. :worry:
:worry:

Benjamin
27-05-2014, 09:19 AM
Infact with the celebrity one I got away with it twice. I got mistaken for Jeremy Kyle in NZ (**** knows how) in another bar and managed to wangle some free drinks with that. :laugh:

Cherie
27-05-2014, 09:26 AM
:worry:

Don't worry Jack no woman would have him.

Sophiee
27-05-2014, 09:30 AM
:amazed: that's cool that you achieved so many!

Crimson Dynamo
27-05-2014, 09:30 AM
I slept with a woman once and all she did was moan at me the next day

"apparently" they want you to have sex with them first

ew

Jemal
27-05-2014, 09:36 AM
Ben did you do everything you wanted to do before you were thirty?

MTVN
27-05-2014, 09:55 AM
Let's see the full list then, chop chop

jackc1806
27-05-2014, 10:10 AM
Good luck I suppose

Josy
27-05-2014, 10:11 AM
What tattoo did you get and who published you?

Cherie
27-05-2014, 10:18 AM
and how did you feel after that jar of pickled eggs :worry:

armand.kay
27-05-2014, 10:36 AM
Not your life being guided by a list you made when you were drunk :worry:.

Crimson Dynamo
27-05-2014, 10:52 AM
Number 78: Get a handjob from a tramp

:fist:hells teeth Ben that is disgusting

Kizzy
27-05-2014, 10:54 AM
When I turned 21 I made a drunken list with my friends of 101 things I wanted to do before I turned 30.

Sounds silly but it included things like;

* Apply for BB
* Skydive
* Eat a jar of pickled eggs
* Go to university
* Live in another country
* Get some poetry published
* Get a tattoo
* Pretend to be a celebrity for a day


Now I have achieved 100/101 things on the list, most recently visiting the end of England (Land's End).

The one left has always been the hardest one to complete and I knew as soon as it was on the list it would likely be the last thing I did on it.

I have 8 days to sleep with a woman. :worry:

If we weren't related I would happily oblige... :joker:

Niamh.
27-05-2014, 11:09 AM
Stop sending me PMs Ben, I told you I'm married :nono:

Crimson Dynamo
27-05-2014, 11:11 AM
Stop sending me PMs Ben, I told you I'm married :nono:

:joker:

Glenn.
27-05-2014, 11:27 AM
Stop sending me PMs Ben, I told you I'm married :nono:

:joker:

Cherie
27-05-2014, 11:29 AM
Stop sending me PMs Ben, I told you I'm married :nono:

:joker:

King Gizzard
27-05-2014, 11:29 AM
Ah, get some poetry published, of course

michael21
27-05-2014, 12:01 PM
When I turned 21 I made a drunken list with my friends of 101 things I wanted to do before I turned 30.

Sounds silly but it included things like;

* Apply for BB
* Skydive
* Eat a jar of pickled eggs
* Go to university
* Live in another country
* Get some poetry published
* Get a tattoo
* Pretend to be a celebrity for a day


Now I have achieved 100/101 things on the list, most recently visiting the end of England (Land's End).

The one left has always been the hardest one to complete and I knew as soon as it was on the list it would likely be the last thing I did on it.

I have 8 days to sleep with a woman. :worry:

luckily i do do classes how do sleep with a woman in 6 days :dance::dance::dance: join mow only £30.000

Jessica.
27-05-2014, 12:03 PM
I bet someone from TiBB would volunteer

michael21
27-05-2014, 12:07 PM
Stop sending me PMs Ben, I told you I'm married :nono:

yea ben get in line :fist::fist::fist::fist:

Benjamin
27-05-2014, 09:27 PM
Ben did you do everything you wanted to do before you were thirty?

Pretty much, I've done more than I ever expected to do in the last 9 years and I'm very happy with where I am in my life and what I have achieved.

What tattoo did you get and who published you?

A Turtle and someone, I'm not posting it because some of you will search for it and it's pretty dark.

and how did you feel after that jar of pickled eggs :worry:

I didn't eat them all in one day (that was the original plan) I did it over a week. They are ****ing vile

Benjamin
27-05-2014, 09:29 PM
Number 78: Get a handjob from a tramp

:fist:hells teeth Ben that is disgusting


I didn't hear you complaining at the time :idc:

Stop sending me PMs Ben, I told you I'm married :nono:

Lies, you flashed boob.

I bet someone from TiBB would volunteer


:umm2: