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Old 27-05-2014, 08:34 AM #1
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Default 101 things to do before you're 30!

When I turned 21 I made a drunken list with my friends of 101 things I wanted to do before I turned 30.

Sounds silly but it included things like;

* Apply for BB
* Skydive
* Eat a jar of pickled eggs
* Go to university
* Live in another country
* Get some poetry published
* Get a tattoo
* Pretend to be a celebrity for a day


Now I have achieved 100/101 things on the list, most recently visiting the end of England (Land's End).

The one left has always been the hardest one to complete and I knew as soon as it was on the list it would likely be the last thing I did on it.

I have 8 days to sleep with a woman.
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that's so cool

How did you pretend to be a celebrity thoigh
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I got away with it in NZ, my friend tried to palm me off as an actor from Coronation Street in a club and it worked. That was easier than I expected thanks to my friend and drunk people believing her. We got to go into the VIP area of the club and got some star treatment because of it. We never went back to that club again.
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Infact with the celebrity one I got away with it twice. I got mistaken for Jeremy Kyle in NZ (**** knows how) in another bar and managed to wangle some free drinks with that.
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I slept with a woman once and all she did was moan at me the next day

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Sounds silly but it included things like;

* Apply for BB
* Skydive
* Eat a jar of pickled eggs
* Go to university
* Live in another country
* Get some poetry published
* Get a tattoo
* Pretend to be a celebrity for a day


Now I have achieved 100/101 things on the list, most recently visiting the end of England (Land's End).

The one left has always been the hardest one to complete and I knew as soon as it was on the list it would likely be the last thing I did on it.

I have 8 days to sleep with a woman.
If we weren't related I would happily oblige...
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When I turned 21 I made a drunken list with my friends of 101 things I wanted to do before I turned 30.

Sounds silly but it included things like;

* Apply for BB
* Skydive
* Eat a jar of pickled eggs
* Go to university
* Live in another country
* Get some poetry published
* Get a tattoo
* Pretend to be a celebrity for a day


Now I have achieved 100/101 things on the list, most recently visiting the end of England (Land's End).

The one left has always been the hardest one to complete and I knew as soon as it was on the list it would likely be the last thing I did on it.

I have 8 days to sleep with a woman.
luckily i do do classes how do sleep with a woman in 6 days join mow only £30.000
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