BB15 - BBOTS Discussion Thread

[Daniel.]

How hasn't anyone asked him what 'Open it' means yet? :(

open ha minge.

[Daniel.]

How hasn't anyone asked him what 'Open it' means yet? :(

open ha minge..

[Jake.]

How hasn't anyone asked him what 'Open it' means yet? :(

Do you really need an explanation?

[hijaxers]

Honestly I didnt have a clue, god he was gorgeous looking bloke

Yeah he gave up being a detective and he's with Rylan about a year now ! Rylan looks very happy don't he he he

[chuff me dizzy]

Yeah he gave up being a detective and he's with Rylan about a year now ! Rylan looks very happy don't he he he

Yes very much , what a lovely couple

[Jake.]

please don't

[Jay.]

Do you really need an explanation?

open ha minge..

oops awkward

http://coldheartedcryssy.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/embarrassing-gif.gif

[hijaxers]

open ha minge..

Ain't ya clocked todays news ha is unacceptable

[Jay.]

OH dear god this is not happening...?

[CaudleHalbard]

OMG

[T*]

wot de fuq

[chuff me dizzy]

Thisbis bloody silly

[Marcus.]

oh dear no

[T*]

oh ****
no please

[T*]

phew

[Johnnyuk123]

Two losers finally hug. lol

[chuff me dizzy]

Right enoughs enough

[Jay.]

that was cringe

[Jake.]

is this oprah or something

http://i.imgur.com/gnhCIwo.png

[fitz2k2]

big brother is really pushing this bs

[MB.]

Flashbacks to 'are you a Pav lover or a pavlova' there

[Jamesy]

Ew, this show is becoming trashier by the minute.

[andybigbro]

I'm so happy that never happened.

[Daniel.]

Denise should present bots :clap2:

[hijaxers]

Sincerely folks - you are so bloody welcome to each other - Bye bbbb bye bye bye > two tossers go off into the sunset - lovely eh !!

[Marsh.]

"Low down on the pecking order"

Judging by Danielle's face she was too thick to think of that.

[Marcus.]

Ew, this show is becoming trashier by the minute.

i had my hand in my head

[MB.]

is this oprah or something

http://i.imgur.com/gnhCIwo.png

When will The Jem Show

[Marsh.]

Her entire demeanour around Steven tells you that the relationship will be lucky to last until the end of this series never mind the year.

[Jay.]

When will The Jem Show

:joker:

[hijaxers]

What a load of old toss this has become ! Proper - makes ya wanna chunder

[Jake.]

i had my hand in my head

:laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Denise Welch boils my piss. Awful ****ing hag.

[Jake.]

When will The Jem Show

.... If you're abusing, stop ....

[Jay.]

Jazzy P :love:

love her/hate her at the same time :flutter:

[Marcus.]

oh pauline

[hijaxers]

OMG Steven won't even own his own words - Pauline is a stupid twat with her husband number 2

[hijaxers]

Kim really looks vampire ish tonight

[Marsh.]

How has he fallen in love with that? Look at her, she's completely void of life.

[hijaxers]

Yess pick nose percy gets pulled - and its not bogies - its HAIR - poor bugger got a beard growing outta his nosegay

[Marsh.]

42 minute show. You can tell he's thought about that. :joker:

[fitz2k2]

Danielle is jealous or something

[Marsh.]

1 hour later. Kim still hasn't spoken and has a fixed half arsed smile on her face.

[hijaxers]

Danielle is jealous or something

Oh yeah poor Danielle is very bitter - nevermind there's a queue of blokes waiting for her charms on web cam - actually the only reason she went in the house anyway :dance::dance:

[fitz2k2]

whos fighting?lol

[Marcus.]

whos fighting?lol

ash was on a task to have a figth word

[Brother Leon]

Ash & Winston's laughs are contagious :joker:

[fitz2k2]

housemates talking nomaitions?duh all this this summer

[karl100589]

It's Tim Curry isn't it?

[hijaxers]

Ash & Winston's laughs are contagious :joker:

Ya wanna spend time with me - my laugh cracks everyone up - even the staff at the local psych unit !!

[elliebrew]

Ash & Winston's laughs are contagious :joker:

Ash and winstons laughs are obnoxious, rude and annoying

[Johnnyuk123]

:eek: Who beat Helen up?

Me! :joker:

[erinp5]

Tonight on Bit On The Psych - 26 July 2014


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Ready to delve into newest evictee Steven's brain and find out what thoughts lurk there? You'll need to tune into tonight's Bit On The Psych, then...

Matt Johnson will be stepping into Rylan's shiny shoes tonight, presenting the show alongside Iain and Luisa. Guest-wise, we'll obviously have the newly evicted Steven, plus experts Kate Marlow and Judi James.

[Samm]

ew @ tonight's BOTS won't watch

[Samm]

can queen denise be on every night plz

[LukeB]

ew @ tonight's BOTS won't watch

Why?:shrug:

[Marsh.]

can queen denise be on every night plz

And miss out on going out getting pissed? I doubt she would.

[abhorson]

Lee will not miss Steven tonight me thinks. Could be funny.

[CaudleHalbard]

Iain will hopefully ask the questions other presenters shy away from. I don't particularly like him but he has his uses. Lol.

[zakman440]

Lol @ Steven pretending to be Iain.

Much prefer Matt hosting over Rylan.

[Johnnyuk123]

No Rylan? RESULT!!!!!!!

[arista]

Nice change

[Johnnyuk123]

How on earth does a prostitute have a journey/?

[LukeB]

i love luisa

[hijaxers]

How on earth does a prostitute have a journey/?

On her back :joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

On her back :joker::joker:

Even on her back she would have to be in the passenger seat.:joker:

[CaudleHalbard]

Steven could end up as a BB presenter. [emoji2]

[Achilles]

Iain Lee has got even more ugly since I last saw him

[LukeB]

How on earth does a prostitute have a journey/?

by getting lifts by her customers :laugh3: :laugh2:

[fitz2k2]

Steven could end up as a BB presenter. [emoji2]

could replace emma heheh

[LukeB]

wish steven would get a grip.
not everythings about him, other people go through worser things poor christmas was up nearly each week.

[LukeB]

Judge judy talks a pile or rubbish AXE her

[Kazanne]

Judge judy talks a pile or rubbish AXE her

She's not the only one.

[LukeB]

She's not the only one.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/cf7b2a04993f51b595b0f22fc1393ceb/tumblr_n962eqrh6M1txis9uo2_250.gif

[abhorson]

Steven says no game plan. FRIG OFF.

[LukeB]

steven is a very bitter man

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would probably have a go on 2nd left

[hijaxers]

Winston the muppet - confirmed he is simple - no surprises there then

[LukeB]

Winston the muppet - confirmed he is simple - no surprises there then

the only way is winston

[Kazanne]

LOL even BBBOTS saying Ashleigh is hard and Helen soft,lol I knew it

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ashleigh is an ice queen. Confirmed

[hijaxers]

LOL even BBBOTS saying Ashleigh is hard and Helen soft,lol I knew it

and how many warnings has Ashleigh had ?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lt last night at seaside

[Kazanne]

and how many warnings has Ashleigh had ?

None ,because she is too devious to let it show

[LukeB]

LOL even BBBOTS saying Ashleigh is hard and Helen soft,lol I knew it

meaning AshSlay can protect herself where helen is not soft she calls people names and gangs up on people

[Kazanne]

Lt last night at seaside

Aw,LT is that your little dog in your avvy?

[CaudleHalbard]

steven is a very bitter man
He does look pissed off.

You'd think he be delighted to be reunited with his beloved.

[hijaxers]

None ,because she is too devious to let it show

Anyone would become devious if they had to deal with Helen of bitchdom and her ring licking mates !

[Kazanne]

meaning AshSlay can protect herself where helen is not soft she calls people names and gangs up on people

Meaning Ashleigh is cold on the inside ,with no feeling for anyone,while Helen is warm and loyal,keep up:hehe: haven't you been calling Helen some pretty harsh names ,what's the difference?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Aw,LT is that your little dog in your avvy?

Sort of. Lt picking up devil dog monday am. Very much looking forward to this.

[hijaxers]

Sort of. Lt picking up devil dog monday am. Very much looking forward to this.

Hide all yer shoes !

[Kazanne]

Anyone would become devious if they had to deal with Helen of bitchdom and her ring licking mates !

Does the name calling make you any better than her? NO

[Kazanne]

Sort of. Lt picking up devil dog monday am. Very much looking forward to this.

So very cute,keep us updated and pics.

[zakman440]

Lol @ them using the song that BBAU used in their promotion last year.

[hijaxers]

Does the name calling make you any better than her? NO

I thought we were discussing her not me - who was saying i'm better than her . I am not in the house so why are you saying that:conf:

[Kazanne]

I thought we were discussing her not me - who was saying i'm better than her . I am not in the house so why are you saying that:conf:

It just seems hypocritical calling Helen for calling people names when we are doing it ourselves,don't you think?

[CaudleHalbard]

Anyone else got the feeling we'll be seeing a lot more of Steven on BB in the future?

[LukeB]

Meaning Ashleigh is cold on the inside ,with no feeling for anyone,while Helen is warm and loyal,keep up:hehe: haven't you been calling Helen some pretty harsh names ,what's the difference?

not harsh, im speaking from the book of truth

[erinp5]

Tonight on Bit on the Side - 28th July


http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_listing_thumbnail/public/episode_thumbnails/Rylan_D5.jpg?itok=-TuTrbRY



The host with the most is back, and tonight Rylan is particulaly eager to talk you through the ups and downs of House life. You do possess the Power after all.

Helping him in his mission is our favourite feisty female, Luisa. along with Union J's Jaymi Hensley and 90s pop legend Gabrielle. Yes, dreams really can come true!

The housemates can be a sneaky bunch, but don't worry, Dr. Pam Spurr will be offering her two cents on how housemates are really feeling about your Power decisions. Knowledge is power, and you have plenty of that this week.

You don't want to miss it. 11.05pm. Channel 5.

[Achilles]

let's see what the chimps and orangutans think of tonight's show

[LukeB]

union j member :umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Gabrielle must have a song coming out soon. lol

[Locke.]

Is this how far Gabrielle has fallen :(

[Vanessa]

Gabrielle! :amazed:

[Achilles]

cousin it looks different somehow

[Braden]

Wtf at them getting Gabrielle.

[Amy Jade]

Is Gabrielle the one with the bad eye?

[Johnnyuk123]

Is Gabrielle the one with the bad eye?

No it's a gimmick. She has 20/20 vision.

[zakman440]

:suspect: has she got an earpiece on under that fringe?

[MB.]

What's Gabrielle doing on this? :umm2:

[Jake.]

Gab's opinions >

[Johnnyuk123]

:suspect: has she got an earpiece on under that fringe?

and a pizza and fries by the look of it.

[Kazanne]

So she thinks Chris is a bully,lol

[erinp5]

Oh Gabrielle almost went off script there lol

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh Gabrielle almost went off script there lol

Tbf she pulled it back. :joker:

[Ross.]

Sassy guy in audience

[Johnnyuk123]

Gabrielle saying the big EYE am.:joker:

[Jake.]

So she thinks Chris is a bully,lol

Chris certainly isn't helping himself, it's the Jale situation all over again

[Amy Jade]

Pav has seen through Mark :flutter:

[hijaxers]

Pav has seen through Mark :flutter:

Yes he's got a smashing set of crystal balls

[Johnnyuk123]

No mention so far of the eviction tea leaves cup that look like 3d eyebrows. lol

[Braden]

I can't deal with Rylan's -stop for applause/laugh/pose- flamboyance.

He's getting as bad as Miranda Hart.

[Johnnyuk123]

I can't deal with Rylan's -stop for applause/laugh/pose- flamboyance.

He's getting as bad as Miranda Hart.

Rylan makes Mark look angelic.

[chuff me dizzy]

Bloody hell Gabrirl must be skint

[hijaxers]

Rylan makes Mark look angelic.

Aww he obv been moving into his new love nest with Dan this weekend

[Johnnyuk123]

Bloody hell Gabrirl must be skint

So skint she can't even afford an eye patch.

[chuff me dizzy]

Zoe auditioning for this years panto

[chuff me dizzy]

So skint she can't even afford an eye patch.

Wtf is with her hair ?

[Johnnyuk123]

Wtf is with her hair ?

Helen gave it a trim.

[hijaxers]

Wtf is with her hair ?

She hides her lazy eye

[Johnnyuk123]

Helen has kissed Rooneys back sack and crack.

[chuff me dizzy]

She hides her lazy eye

I know about her eye , why not just have an op ?

[chuff me dizzy]

:joker:Helen has kissed Rooneys back sack and crack.

:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Dr pam needs sacking if she thinks was genuine

[hijaxers]

I know about her eye , why not just have an op ?

She has apparently - when she was at school

[chuff me dizzy]

She has apparently - when she was at school

Right I know people who had it done successfully

[erinp5]

Did Luisa just say on BBBOTS she went to visit Helen's salon where they said Ash's ex works there but Helen doesn't know. Read it on DS

[Achilles]

Mark belongs in the nuthouse

[Achilles]

Go on Luisa :worship:

[CaudleHalbard]

Why are BB so sensitive to the "bully" word?

[hijaxers]

So Marks from an acting family then :joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Did Luisa just say on BBBOTS she went to visit Helen's salon where they said Ash's ex works there but Helen doesn't know. Read it on DS

Yes

[Amy Jade]

The guests have been flawless tonight.

[zakman440]

Jaymi :clap1:

[MB.]

#EyelessGabrielle4CBB

[GypsyGoth]

Smart choice picking Helen.

[hijaxers]

Pav has a lovely face

[hijaxers]

Ha ha Rylans lamb chop legs - there no meat on them buggers

[GypsyGoth]

Hope Gab gets invited back :worship:

[Amy Jade]

Again great guests tonight :flutter:

[erinp5]

Emma





Tonight on Bit on the Side - 29th July



http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_listing_thumbnail/public/EMBARGOEDUntil_25.05_0.jpg?itok=RmwIfgwC


Emma has the power over Bit on the Side tonight and will be bringing you all the debate, gossip and exclusive news from the House.

Soap star and reality show champ Joe Swash will be casting his experienced eye over the House along with ex-housemate Tom O'Connell.

Allo Allo, what's this? Listen very carefully, we will say this only once - comedy legend Vicki Michelle completes the panel line-up.

To top it off, resident body language expert Judi James will be unravelling the housemates actions.

Make sure you're watching tonight, 11.05pm, Channel 5.

[Yoshi888]

Let's hope emma has sorted out her fashion this week

[Achilles]

What will the crazy chimpanzees make of tonight's episode?

[zakman440]

:joker: they forgot to use the intro music.

[Yoshi888]

What will the crazy chimpanzees make of tonight's episode?

She does my nut in and talks a load of rubbish

[hijaxers]

Screech is on top form tonight !

[Johnnyuk123]

only 3 people online in this room doesn't suggest BB will be back next year.

[hijaxers]

Proper dire eh ? Dunno why they've never got this show quite right

[zakman440]

Lord Paul has spoken :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Paul needs evicting from BOTS.

[hijaxers]

Lord Paul has spoken :clap1:

Wearing his summer toupe

[Brother Leon]

Don't watch BOTS. What is their opinion on creepy Chris?

[Kazanne]

Don't watch BOTS. What is their opinion on creepy Chris?

They are going to talk about him in a bit.

[hijaxers]

Don't watch BOTS. What is their opinion on creepy Chris?

Ashleighs bf just speaking bout chris now

[Kazanne]

How old is Ashleighs boyfriend,he looks a lot older,and he said Chris is overreacting

[Jordan.]

drag the creep

[fitz2k2]

damn Ashleigh said pav wont win

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh's boyfriend said he appreciates Chris protecting her.

[Kazanne]

Ashleigh's boyfriend said he appreciates Chris protecting her.

but he also said Chris is overreacting,and Ashleigh is her own woman

[LukeB]

ew get tom off bots

[Johnnyuk123]

but he also said Chris is overreacting,and Ashleigh is her own woman

She is her own woman yes but that said Ashleigh has no problem at all with her bff Chris.:wavey:

[CaudleHalbard]

How old is Ashleighs boyfriend,he looks a lot older,and he said Chris is overreacting
Indeed he does. May be about Chris's age.

Hmmmmmmmm

Lol! ;)

[Achilles]

Ashleigh's BF doesn't have an issue with Chris so why should we? :shrug:

[abhorson]

Ashleighs bf helped Chris out big time.

Back up the rankings.

[Johnnyuk123]

and i would rather see someone over reacting on national tv protecting their friend than seeing a showmance having sex on national tv for mag deals.

[Brother Leon]

Ashleigh's BF doesn't have an issue with Chris so why should we? :shrug:

Ashleigh's BF has nothing to do with Pav. That is the main reason he's getting so much hate. He's letting his silly crush make someone else miserable.

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh's BF doesn't have an issue with Chris so why should we? :shrug:

Exactly.:thumbs:

[Achilles]

Judi James here to talk more bollocks

[abhorson]

Could Helen win?

[LukeB]

Could Helen win?

no chance

[LukeB]

judy james should be axed

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh's BF has nothing to do with Pav. That is the main reason he's getting so much hate. He's letting his silly crush make someone else miserable.

His (apparent)crush hasn't lead to sex in the bed like the fumbling under the duvet with Ash and Helen Steve and Kim etc. :joker:

[Kazanne]

This woman talks some ****e

[abhorson]

RUNTS WTF.

[Jordan.]

Judi better expose

[abhorson]

Underdogs, uncool peeps, low group, but not runts Judy.

[Achilles]

It doesn't look right. There that's it in a nutshell. People feel uncomfortable watching because of the way Chris looks and his awkward nature

[LukeB]

who employed judi james :umm2:

[Brother Leon]

His (apparent)crush hasn't lead to sex in the bed like the fumbling under the duvet with Ash and Helen Steve and Kim etc. :joker:

So?

That would be because he has no chance...not because he wouldn't.

[LukeB]

just to think me and tom are brummies

[Johnnyuk123]

So?

That would be because he has no chance...not because he wouldn't.

So you think that having sex on national tv is less creepy than Chris standing up for Ashleigh?

[LukeB]

So you think that having sex on national tv is less creepy than Chris standing up for Ashleigh?

espically having sex on the toilet

[Johnnyuk123]

espically having sex on the toilet

exactly. :joker:

[fitz2k2]

pointless segment

[Jords]

I dont wanna remember Biannca pls

[zakman440]

:laugh3: I love the BOTS VTs.

[LukeB]

Lauren Harris :laugh3:

[CaudleHalbard]

Lauren tells Biannca, in a mannish voice, to speak like a lady.

Sorry, just found it funny. ;)

[Lex]

Lauren tells Biannca, in a mannish voice, to speak like a lady.

Sorry, just found it funny. ;)

Everything about Lauren is funny. [and endearing] ...how anyone thinks that the skankey-pissybed Charlotte is a more worthy big brother winner than Lauren ...still astounds me! :conf:

[LukeB]

http://media.giphy.com/media/1bffEtmXGc8Ny/giphy.gif

[erinp5]

Tonight on Bit on the Side - 30th July



You've been pulling the strings in the Big Brother House this week and Emma will be going over your handiwork on tonight's Bit on the Side.

Get ready to shake your thang - Dr Dance is back and will be analysing the housemates' relatonships through the medium of dance.

Big Brother winner and panel regular Josie Gibson returns and will be joined by comedian Crissy Rock and actor Philip 'Tinhead' Olivier to fire up a heated debate..

And just when you thought we couldn't squeeze any more ace guests into the studio, we've opened it and brought back last friday's evictee Steven. Remember him?

[LukeB]

Tonight on Bit on the Side - 30th July



You've been pulling the strings in the Big Brother House this week and Emma will be going over your handiwork on tonight's Bit on the Side.

Get ready to shake your thang - Dr Dance is back and will be analysing the housemates' relatonships through the medium of dance.

Big Brother winner and panel regular Josie Gibson returns and will be joined by comedian Crissy Rock and actor Philip 'Tinhead' Olivier to fire up a heated debate..

And just when you thought we couldn't squeeze any more ace guests into the studio, we've opened it and brought back last friday's evictee Steven. Remember him?

who is Dr Dance

[Crimson Dynamo]

Josie

Bleugh

[arista]

On Ch5HD now

[MB.]

Cass pretending she isn't an a-lister :lovedup: The modesty

[Jake.]

*see's Steven is on BOTS* *switches off*

[Yoshi888]

Can still tell that dick is delusion and learnt nothing

[hijaxers]

who is Dr Dance

Dr Dance is brilliant - he's a **** hot dancer who says what the HM's are like from their dancing in the house

[Achilles]

Don't know who I dislike more, Steven or Josie?

[fitz2k2]

omg Josie lost weight

[Yoshi888]

omg Josie lost weight

Her weight goes up and down more than Kim's knickers

[hijaxers]

omg Josie lost weight

she has become a nutritionalist

[Johnnyuk123]

Her weight goes up and down more than Kim's knickers

She wears knickers? :joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Kerry Katona is looking good since the weight loss.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Tea spilt on zoe

[Crimson Dynamo]

Great line there

[Johnnyuk123]

Is Josey a pensioner now?

[Achilles]

What has happened to her? She looks very different and it's only a few years :shrug:

[Yoshi888]

What's wrong with Jodie's face

[hijaxers]

Screech on top form again then !! Emma's shrill voice is the pits

[abhorson]

Zoe going ou!

[AbbieJ]

Steven is on BOTS :facepalm:

[Amy Jade]

The moody looking couple behind Emma are irritating the living s♡it out of me.

[Yoshi888]

Screech on top form again then !! Emma's shrill voice is the pits

Emma voice is sexy stop being jell

[Johnnyuk123]

Has Josie's face been run over by a tractor on her farm?

[fitz2k2]

Josie reminds of a celebrity actress

[hijaxers]

Can't reply to you as you have buggered the page

[Yoshi888]

I find Jodie more disturbing than Lauren Harriet

[Yoshi888]

That dude has massive nose

[Johnnyuk123]

Steven is a total bellend.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Emma hair darker. I would, as once was famously said of gypsygoth, plough her into the middle of next week

[hijaxers]

Steven is a total bellend.

Yeah but he loves being one

[Yoshi888]

Steven is a total bellend.

What makes you say such a thing?:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh loves her friend Chris. Deal with it folks.:joker:

[Yoshi888]

Yeah but he loves being one

Like has a choice

[fitz2k2]

I wish bb had task where they add lie detector

[Johnnyuk123]

If Zoe goes on friday will she be evicted in isle 3.4 or 5?

[Achilles]

Ashleigh loves her friend Chris. Deal with it folks.:joker:

creepy Ashleigh :hehe:

[Yoshi888]

Ashleigh loves her friend Chris. Deal with it folks.:joker:

I am sure I heard chris whisper to Ashleigh anal is not really cheating

[Johnnyuk123]

creepy Ashleigh :hehe:

:joker:

[AbbieJ]

'An all time legendary Big Brother housemate' just because of the Two Second Steven chant?! Haha, no. :nono:

[AbbieJ]

I wish bb had task where they add lie detector

:laugh::thumbs:

[Johnnyuk123]

Your one of the biggest bellends in Big Brother history Steven. Steven says... aww thanks. lol

[MB.]

Josie reminds of a celebrity actress

Leslie Ash takes it as an insult

[Johnnyuk123]

Imagine if Helen actually won and all those burgers she'd buy for her kid?:joker:

[Achilles]

I wish bb had task where they add lie detector

Chris, do you fancy Ashleigh?
"NO"
Truth
Ashleigh, do you fancy Chris?
"NO"
Lie

:omg:

[Johnnyuk123]

Chris, do you fancy Ashleigh?
"NO"
Truth
Ashleigh, do you fancy Chris?
"NO"
Lie

:omg:

Then the forum questions the lie detector. lol :joker:

[AbbieJ]

I'm guessing BOTS isn't live?!

[Kazanne]

Oh the brat has struck up,good man Christopher ignore her

[fitz2k2]

Ashleigh on her period?