BB15 - BBOTS Discussion Thread

[Saph]

john spilling a fresh brew

[zakman440]

Oh god, not her...

[Adamw92]

YAAAASS

#SaveToya!!

[zakman440]

John :worship:

[Saph]

John preaching words from the god written gospel

[zakman440]

#SaveOurToya

[Jake.]

John :clap1: no wrong opinions spotted

[Kazanne]

LOL,sod off John

[Doogle]

The BOTS audience have come around a bit

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh well John has just sealed Toya's fate. lolol

[Headie]

OMG IS THIS REAL LIFE?

Toya getting BOTS praise <3333

[Jake.]

John preaching words from the god written gospel

Has he been raiding Danni's personal drawer?

[Samm]

John to take over queen liz plz

[MB.]

Where are the lies John

Where are the lies

[Saph]

John to take over queen liz plz

liz hew?

[Headie]

John preaching words from the god written gospel

When Jesus say yes nobody can say no :clap1:

[Brother Leon]

Escort this drunk man out the building.

[Saph]

When Jesus John say yes nobody can say no :clap1:

.

[reece(:]

Big John needs knighting and made a permanent panellist. #sozLuisa

[Samm]

liz hew?

idk she is like in the royal family or something, I think she featured in my neck my back with khia plz confirm

[billy123]

LOL you know your on the wrong side when John Mcrirrick agrees with you.

[Pete.]

The BB Gospel according to John (and that slayage BOTS audience member)

#SaveOurToya

[Pete.]

idk she is like in the royal family or something, I think she featured in my neck my back with khia plz confirm
Probz

[Pete.]

I can't believe there's been no Ash hate so far

[zakman440]

Lady Di :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

She could have run a comb through her hair before coming on the show.

[Jords]

John :worship:

[Amy Jade]

I love Diane :love:

[Jake.]

Sir John calling out the spineless men :clap1:

[Jemal]

I dont get the love for matthew.

[Jord]

John :hehe:

[Jake.]

I don't get the hate either

[Jake.]

Winston can't read, nevermind reading bloody minds

[reece(:]

not here for fake ass apologies

[smeagol]

chris has good taste i cant stand that james cordon either. total unfunny twat

is she mad he looks nothing like him. he looks like jack dee

[smeagol]

jale is pathetic,

[Brother Leon]

James Corden :joker:

[erinp5]

Tonight on Bit on the Side - 26th June


Feeling a little bit glum because you missed out on Glasto this year? Oh stop whining man! At least you get to enjoy tonight’s Big Brother’s Bit on the Side...

Joining Emma in the studio is the singer of beautiful songs and sayer of magnificent words, Liz McClarnon. She’ll presumably be on hand to translate Mark’s most Liverpudlian moments.

The legendary agony aunt Denise Robertson will be stopping by to make everyone feel warm and fuzzy.

And comedian James Acaster will be exploding joke bombs all over the place, in a manner of speaking.

Tune in at 11pm sharp, immediately after the main show on Channel

[Saph]

who is this queen? :love:

[Saph]

-stans for denise-

[Jordan.]

Who dis

[Saph]

hew is this ginger twat

[zakman440]

Didn't know Ron Weasley was on the panel...

[Jordan.]

When they get random nerdy comedians ew

[Shaun]

i'm more intrigued by the random gold person in the audience

[MB.]

Hashtag hawkward

[Marsh.]

Is this man trying to do some kind of fail Jack Dee type act or has he just wandered in off the street?

[Saph]

When they get random nerdy comedians ew

publish tha book

https://31.media.tumblr.com/4da4a470a0efc365c528b5474e58c3a7/tumblr_mobcppZIW61svp2upo1_250.gif

(publish tha book is the new spill tha tea)

[Kazanne]

Whats that weird wired thing underneath Emmas top

[Saph]

i'm more intrigued by the random gold person in the audience

lmao I noticed them too :joker:

[Lostie!]

Helena in the background. :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

Whats that weird wired thing underneath Emmas top

Her boobs.

[erinp5]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrFpj5rCAAMpZX6.jpg:large


big hair guy in the audience

[Kazanne]

Her boobs.

:joker: it doesnt look like boobs GG more like slipped ribs:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:joker: it doesnt look like boobs GG more like slipped ribs:joker:

:laugh: I don't know what it is. Maybe a wardrobe malfunction.

[Kazanne]

Can you see it though? it's not just me is it,lol,it looks weird

[MB.]

Denise doing it best on a couch :umm2:

[chuff me dizzy]

WTF is the idiot in the jumper? and furthermore who told him hes funny ?

[zakman440]

(Switches over to Channel 5+24 to relive Lord John on last nights BOTS)

[GypsyGoth]

Can you see it though? it's not just me is it,lol,it looks weird

Yep, I can see it, but have no explanation. It's just clear that she has something unusual underneath her top.

[MB.]

Esther Longe alert

[Black Dagger]

WTF is the idiot in the jumper? and furthermore who told him hes funny ?

He's making me cringe so much.

[Saph]

Chris's friend is even more dull than him

[Brother Leon]

That horrific weave.

[Saph]

#GetEstherIn

[MB.]

Saph knows

[GypsyGoth]

Chris's friend is even more dull than him

:laugh2:

[Lostie!]

Awkward with Toya and Marlon's friends. :laugh2:

[Saph]

I like Ashleish but her and Danielle are coming across as the ugly girls at school who obsessively hate on the pretty girls

[Saph]

They've given Denise some fresh tea to spill

[Kazanne]

LOL @ this Mark impression

[MB.]

Mark making more sense than usual there

[Lostie!]

THAT MARK VOICE OMG. :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Mark's letter. :laugh2:

"Even the gravy granules and I got fook all from them"

[MB.]

Denise turning into Alexandra DeGale oop

[Saph]

Denise aint playing

[Marsh.]

Who is doing these voices? :joker:

[Adamw92]

The Matthew impression! :laugh3:

[Kazanne]

Who is doing these voices? :joker:

:joker::joker:Funniest thing for ages:hehe:

[MB.]

Mattslew

[Marsh.]

Matthew! :laugh3:

[Lostie!]

They need to make this segment permanent, I love it! :laugh2:

[cheeky_monkey]

The Matthew impression! :laugh3:

That made me laugh lol :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Calm down folks! Denise was actually NOT talking about breaking human legs,
she actually meant breaking into two family sized buckets of KFC fried chicken legs down the local takeaway.

[chuff me dizzy]

He's making me cringe so much.

Hes not even watched the show, just there to self promote ..............idiot

[MB.]

Carl thinking he's at a funeral

[Lostie!]

Ooh, Carl's rather nice. :hehe:

[MB.]

You go gurl

[GypsyGoth]

"We all love Christopher, do we not?"

One person claps.

[zakman440]

Emma correcting it FINALLY :worship:

[Marsh.]

Christopher's "Friend" :hehe:

[Samm]

Urge couldn't stand Christopher's boyfriend

[Saph]

Mutha Ps impact continues

[Saph]

Jales friend has a Louis Vuitton purse hanging from her wheelchair, get dat money bitch

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Samm]

Who dis Amy bitch

[Johnnyuk123]

It's like watching the big bang theory V Towie. lol

[Lostie!]

LOL Amy just did the death rattle from The Grudge down the phone.

[JTM45]

If Mark wins i'm done with BB!!!! :yuk:

[Black Dagger]

This comedian needs to ****ing go. try-hard bellend.

[Saph]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/JTM45/PEOPLE/People%20Resized/YolandiVisser-3Smaller_zpsd709b4af.jpg

omg i saw this girl on tv earlier, it was a creepy song with a man dressed like a pitbull, and they killed pitbull the singer lmao

[JTM45]

This comedian needs to ****ing go. try-hard bellend.

Yep!!! he's bloody AWFUL!

[Jord]

LMAO @ everyone's reaction to Marlon

[Saph]

#SOT

[Marsh.]

Complete silence. :laugh2:

[Saph]

that ginger 'comedian'

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3j6qk92QD1rqcdvao1_250.gif

[JTM45]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/JTM45/PEOPLE/People%20Resized/YolandiVisser-3Smaller_zpsd709b4af.jpg

omg i saw this girl on tv earlier, it was a creepy song with a man dressed like a pitbull, and they killed pitbull the singer lmao

Yeah, it is quite a creepy video!:laugh:

[Marsh.]

That boy is like the white version of how I imagine Salman.

[erinp5]

I agree with Liz we are gunning for Ash because we cant get at Helen .Watch the penny drop with Mark .

[MB.]

pitbull the singer

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/JTM45/PEOPLE/People%20Resized/YolandiVisser-3Smaller_zpsd709b4af.jpg

[JTM45]

That boy is like the white version of how I imagine Salman.

I concur.

[Jord]

that ginger 'comedian'

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3j6qk92QD1rqcdvao1_250.gif

.

[GypsyGoth]

The amount of people up for eviction :laugh:

[Saph]

banana or cucumber :laugh:

[zakman440]

Getting that SOT promo :clap1:

[Jord]

Banana or cucumber :laugh:

[JTM45]

Danielle pretends to be all innocent....yet again!:sleep:

[Johnnyuk123]

So that sorts out the mystery of the missing cucumber then.:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

This comedian needs to ****ing go. try-hard bellend.

Bet he wont be invited back loonie !!!!!!

[JTM45]

Bore off Ed Sheeran!!!!:sleep:

[Marsh.]

Is that what the "Nasty Nick" comment was? An attempt at comedy?

:umm2:

[Amy Jade]

The ginger guy is the least funny comedian I have ever.

[GypsyGoth]

The ginger guy is the least funny comedian I have ever.

Yep, it was a waste of money hiring him.

[Brother Leon]

Toya saying someone isn't a lady..

[JTM45]

Steven definitely has a bit of Brucie about him.

[GypsyGoth]

When someone is on a secret task it's soo obvious :laugh:

[MB.]

Toya saying someone isn't a lady..

Her fanny won't spray itself

[JTM45]

Toya's on BOTS tomorrow night then.

[erinp5]

Emma doing her star jumps
http://twitpic.com/e6zz4y

[Black Dagger]

Bet he wont be invited back loonie !!!!!!

They can save £5 from not inviting him back on!

[erinp5]

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_listing_thumbnail/public/episode_thumbnails/20269.jpg?itok=qM35WRHZ



Tonight on Bit on the Side - 27th June 2014


It's eviction night, so you simply must tune in (you don't even have to change channel) to Big Brother's Bit On the Side tonight for all the fallout from the third eviction.

On the show tonight we have Big Brother 9 contestant Luke Marsden, X Factor winner Sam Bailey and dancing mother hen Pauline for chit-chat and maybe some chat-chit.

And watching over it all, like an benign deity, will be King of BOTS, Mr Rylan Clark.

Channel 5, 10.30pm.

[Saph]

Mutha P :love:

[Headie]

Pauline looks brilliant!

[armand.kay]

pauline's new weave :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Poline has had her hair done but the bad attitude remains.

[chuff me dizzy]

My little love pot Luke !!!!!!! 2nd best HM8 of all time :clap1::clap1::worship::worship:

[Jordan.]

Luke :umm2:

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Jord]

Sam Bailey knows nothing :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

Ash was 1/7 on to go and he was hated yet saved. So how hated was Toya to get evicted when she was fave to get saved over ash with 3/1 on oddschecker?

[Shaun]

pauline saying toya was stubborn :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Luke is a greasy, sweaty mess. Who is he calling people out when he was a joke in the house.

[Braden]

ashleigh has a boyfriend Sam Bailey you complete non-entity, obviously-not-watcher-of-big-brother piece of ****.

[Jordan.]

Luke acting like he didn't just bitch the entire time of BB9 :unsure:

Ashleigh >>>

[Gstar]

Emma thinking that we like the crowd

[Jord]

Emma :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

even without the skid mark comment Toya got evicted.

[Johnnyuk123]

I know it's a boys week for eviction but can they really put Mark up? Does that count?

[Braden]

Lmfao, even Toya forgot who Ashleigh was :laugh:

[erinp5]

Why has Toyah gone deep down sarf USA?

[armand.kay]

#TsunamiAshleigh

[Lostie!]

She's hilarious here imo.

WHY DID YOU GET SO MISERABLE AND GET YOURSELF EVICTED?! :rant:

[Gstar]

I know it's a boys week for eviction but can they really put Mark up? Does that count?

you've comfirmed that you're still in year 7

[armand.kay]

there are bare breasts and Rylan can't stop looking at the hot dog :laugh:

[armand.kay]

"mawho?" iconic.

[Marsh.]

That is the worst attempt at "sass" I've ever seen.

Even Salman could out-sass her.

[erinp5]

Rylan should have balanced the interview and told Toya that Helen was an escort.

[Saph]

petemitch?

[Achilles]

Nobody said **** when Kimberley was in the shower with Chris after pool party.

[Marsh.]

"Ashleigh's a leader"

Yeah, right. Says everything to her teddy bear but nothing to anyone's face.

[smeagol]

god toya is sad,

suddenly shes become someone else. pathetic. dsperate hungry lunatic

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: @ Marlon

[Adamw92]

**** off Marlon, we be coming for you :idc:

[Achilles]

:dance: for Marlon

[minny03]

marlon is such an asshole

[smeagol]

I know it's a boys week for eviction but can they really put Mark up? Does that count?

they will do a wet fish week for him

[zakman440]

****ing Borelon.

[chuff me dizzy]

Where the feck did the nigerian accent come from ? she not done this once all series but suddenly she drags it out ? ................. IDIOT !!!!!!

[Drew.]

Marlon :joker:

[Achilles]

Toya is pathetic

[Doogle]

you've comfirmed that you're still in year 7

:joker::joker::joker:

[Achilles]

Toya? Who got evicted? :dance:

[Amy Jade]

Luke is a total bell end why do they invite him on?

[smeagol]

Where the feck did the nigerian accent come from ? she not done this once all series but suddenly she drags it out ? ................. IDIOT !!!!!!

its truely pathetic huh. its like shes auditioning for a show here.
god this is sad, she really is desperate

total act

[Kazanne]

Toya is even worse here,what a bloody big head

[Achilles]

Who was evicted and who is happy in the diary room? Toya do you know the answer?

[GypsyGoth]

Luke is a total bell end why do they invite him on?

I think because he is a massive BB fan and he talks fast.

[Marsh.]

Funny how the attitude showed itself about twice in the diary room, for the entirety of BOTS but not in the actual house.

Fake ass bitch.

[smeagol]

even toya fans must surely be emabressed by this act. this is just wrong. even rylan is loking like wtf

[Amy Jade]

Toya is hilarious! so sassy

[Marsh.]

Toya and Luke's wigan accent.

*switches off*

[Achilles]

Toya horrified by bitching unless she is the one doing the bitching. She is pathetic

[Braden]

Have to give it to Pauline and Toya, they were completely 100% themselves from BB to BOTS. Unlike Tamara who went from lapdog to prissy arselick.

[smeagol]

Have to give it to Pauline and Toya, they were completely 100% themselves from BB to BOTS. Unlike Tamara who went from lapdog to prissy arselick.


did you just watch this show lol

[Saph]

are toya haters still trying even though shes out..

[Marsh.]

are toya haters still trying even though shes out..

Don't have to try sweet cheeks, she's gone. :smug:

[chuff me dizzy]

Toya making a complete fool of herself, shes SO gutted shes gone shes just making a complete fool of herself to try to hide it

[chuff me dizzy]

Have to give it to Pauline and Toya, they were completely 100% themselves from BB to BOTS. Unlike Tamara who went from lapdog to prissy arselick.

:joker::joker::joker:

[smeagol]

steven showmance expert hahahaha

[Braden]

did you just watch this show lol

I am indeed?

[Braden]

:joker::joker::joker:

http://www.*************/images/smilies/bb/blowkiss.gif

[smeagol]

helen talking utter crp again. all lies all lies

[erinp5]

Toya stop with the mas accent .

[chuff me dizzy]

steven showmance expert hahahaha

What a pillock

[billy123]

LOL im loving Luisa calling Toya a complete twat to her face hahaha go on girl.

[Samwell]

I do not like Luisa, but she completely raped Toya.

[Calderyon]

Luisa is making me like her, for being so right. Gdi.

[billy123]

Hahahaha Toya got so destroyed

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img35/1379/wahey.gif

[Marsh.]

Iain's teeth next to Rylan's. :umm2:

[Gerbil901]

I was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN after Luisa slayed Toya. Good entertainment coming up.....

[zakman440]

Oh wow, it's "Dr" Funke again.

[Marsh.]

"You were just a bitch!"

:laugh2: You tell her Luisa.

[Gerbil901]

Yes GIVE IT TO HER!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

Toya is coming across well. lol I am joking!

[Braden]

Why is Toya getting harsher treatment than Pauline? Show how Pauline's age and her general intimidation even got to the psychiatrists of the show.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I no longer like Luisa

[Johnnyuk123]

I no longer like Luisa

Did anyone ever like her?

[Headie]

Luisa is forgetting what she was like on BB

[erinp5]

Luisa was bang out of order

Big Brother Xtra @BigBrotherXtra · 11m

Luisa Zissman calls Toya a TWAT on bbbots! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20gljc_luisa-zissman-calls-toya-a-twat-on-bbbots_shortfilms …

[billy123]

Luisa was bang out of order

Big Brother Xtra @BigBrotherXtra · 11m

Luisa Zissman calls Toya a TWAT on bbbots! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20gljc_luisa-zissman-calls-toya-a-twat-on-bbbots_shortfilms …
She speaks the truth its what nearly everyone thinks.
Toya is a twat :cheer2:

[zakman440]

It's because it's become too predictable - they know that something is bound to happen.

[Gerbil901]

I do think that Luisa made it uncomfortable by calling her a twat. I don't really like Toya but that was disrespectful and as an employee of Big Brother she should keep it professional and not make it personal. It should be the same for every housemate. I hope she gets told off to be honest.

[Marsh.]

This is BOTS. It hasn't been professional since it started in 2011.

[hijaxers]

I do think that Luisa made it uncomfortable by calling her a twat. I don't really like Toya but that was disrespectful and as an employee of Big Brother she should keep it professional and not make it personal. It should be the same for every housemate. I hope she gets told off to be honest.

Luisa is always making a twat of herself , so she see's no wrong in calling someone else out !

[grandefratello]

I no longer like Luisa

I couldn't stand the woman, but she's gone up in my estimation after tonight. She is right what she said about Toya and I'm glad Toya was there to hear it!

[Braden]

Luisa is obviously threatened by other women who are as assertive as she is. Hence why she called Toya a twat, she had to outdo her by saying it in front of her because she see's herself as an alpha-female.

[erinp5]

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/25.jpg

We've got a storming episode of Bit on the Side planned for tonight, and Rylan is joined by a cracking panel. Pop sensation Tich will be on hand to analyse the latest house action, as will TV critic and journalist Sharon Marshall. The trio is completed by ex-housemate and notorious rapscallion Scott Mason.

But that's not all! Dr Pam Spurr will also be on hand to chat about girl power, and how the ladies of the House are getting along. We'll also be hearing from a housemate's mum, and seeing what happened when Luisa Zissman was let loose with Hurricane Toya.

Don't miss it - tonight, 11pm, Channel 5.

[Johnnyuk123]

BB has caught the imagination of the great british public so much so that on bbots and in here no one has posted anything other than me. lol

[rionablue]

I hate it when a guy or woman in the audience wants to comment on EVERYTHING. Sure make a point about an item but for Gods sake give others a chance

[rionablue]

Why wouldn't Jale trust Kimberly? Kimberly never bullied her or bitched about her or treated her badly. They were right to distance themselves from vile witch Helen

[ruiphillips]

Wolf has possessed Mark

[MB.]

"Denise Welch generated lots of fun and excitement into her house"

D:

[Kazanne]

Love how Mark is so lovely towards animals etc.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Me & Kaz actually both like the same housemate this series, It's been a long time since Aaron :laugh:
[I know Danielle will be gone soon, and Ashleigh so my attention is likely to move to Mark]

[Calderyon]

Pam Spurs talk so much ****, it´s un-believable.

[Kazanne]

Me & Kaz actually both like the same housemate this series, It's been a long time since Aaron :laugh:
[I know Danielle will be gone soon, and Ashleigh so my attention is likely to move to Mark]

Fingers crossed MM&I he gets to that final,I am rooting for him to win:lovedup:

[smeagol]

get this woman of. she couldn't read a book never mind people

[rionablue]

Pam Spurs talk so much ****, it´s un-believable.

AGREED My dog can read people better than she can :nono:

[Johnnyuk123]

I knew bugger all at 18 yrs if age too!

[Cal.]

OMG is her mum Scary Mary? :o

[Johnnyuk123]

Bloody Mary is 0n the phone. lol

[Cal.]

i hate the guy in the audience who thinks hes a panelist.

[smeagol]

jale being abully again. lets translate that. dont get involved in my arguemnts as your mess up my game plan

[Amy Jade]

They saved Winston after that performance?

[Kazanne]

jale being abully again. lets translate that. dont get involved in my arguemnts as your mess up my game plan

No smeagy,I saw it as Jale not wanting Marlon to get into any bother on her behalf.

[Amy Jade]

Was that Chloe Sims on the back row? I don't like her new hair!

[MB.]

jale being abully again. lets translate that. dont get involved in my arguemnts as your mess up my game plan

:facepalm:

[erinp5]

Tonight on Bit on the Side - 1st July 2014

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_hero/public/Emma.jpg?itok=gCtnF0Wv
There is a LOT to discuss on tonight's Bit on the Side, not least the conclusion of the Girl Power twist and the resulting nominations. Thank goodness for Emma Willis, who returns not a moment too soon to rule the roost over a superb panel of BB experts. She's joined by some of her top TV presenting contemporaries in the form of Otis the Aardvark's sidekick Kirsten O'Brien and former winner of Wales's Sexiest Man (2010) Matt Johnson. Plus, our resident loudmouth Luisa Zissman will be on hand for forthright views and outright filth.



But that's not all! We'll also be hearing from body language expert Dame Judi James, turning the spotlight on the elusive Marlon, getting a dose of Digital and seeing upwards of five exclusive clips from the House. Plus, one housemate will be hearing some disturbing home truths. Ooooh. Don't miss it - tonight, straight after the main show, at 11pm on Channel 5.


Big Brother UK @bbuk

On tonight's #BBBOTS we're turning the spotlight on MARLON. Love him? Hate him? Tweet us your thoughts, the best may be used on the show.


Applause Store @ApplauseStoreUK · 4h

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[Johnnyuk123]

Marlon thinks that if you give him an inch your talking about his penis.:joker:

[zakman440]

This guy :worship:

[Johnnyuk123]

The gay twink gets more airtime on bots.

[hijaxers]

Emma 'screech' willis in full mega screech it out mode !

[hijaxers]

Anorexic ?dame judy? she ain't never a real dame is she ?

[Marsh.]

What's the point of the three tiny images next to the large image of the housemates?

I'd understand if they were profile view or some variation but they're exactly the same. :shrug:

[MB.]

Toya putting those years at RADA to good use :clap1:

[Cal.]

Hi, its Mark's bailiffs here.

[Samwell]

In the diary room now she looks like a classy hooker.

[Cal.]

Emma is so bias against Helen.

[Moosething]

Matt looks like a hobo

[Cal.]

Matt looks like a hobo

A good hobo.