Britain's Got Talent : Grand Final : ITV1HD 7PM Saturday 7/6/14

[LaLaLand]

I do Jemal

[Kazanne]

Who reckons he could get to the heights of david blaine and dynamo etc

I think that could be a possibility Jemal

[Marc]

Why does he remind me if Andy murray?

cos he's managed to get out of loads of tight scraps in the past?! ;)

[Vanessa]

He should do porn.

:creep:

[arista]

he just struggled for ages and got out.


but that Clamp would not have killed him


it did not Clamp Tight

[King Gizzard]

No one is ever coming near Blaine

Dynamo isn't even close

This guy is better/more charismatic than Dynamo

[Black Dagger]

That boring opera singer closing the show, why?

[Verbal]

He's good, but there are a few very strong British acts on this year, and I think the show needs a British winner.

[Marc]

Only horny people like him and aren't thinking rationally tbh :idc:

[Ryan57]

Darcy should win. Knowing this nation he won't though.

[Jemal]

But it says DNR on his medical records :worry:

LOOL

[Marsh.]

"She'll be joining a long line of fannies" I love that advert.

[Shaun]

dynamo is as exciting as weetabix

[Lee.]

Do we get the results of this tonight?

[Black Dagger]

Only horny people like him and aren't thinking rationally tbh :idc:

You like James Smith though, not here for dat.

[Marsh.]

Doesn't Dynamo just use camera tricks? That's lazy magic.

[King Gizzard]

anyone get what the **** these o2 be more dog adverts are about yet

[Jemal]

dynamo is as exciting as weetabix

:joker:

Weetabix and lots of sugar is quite exciting tbh

[King Gizzard]

Dynamo just steals all Kriss Angels material and does it in a dreary south Yorkshire accent. Charisma of a fly. He got loads of acclaim for that walking on water trick but Kriss Angel did it years ago and better...and it's such an obvious trick

[Vanessa]

Britains got sausage. :joker:

[Marc]

You like James Smith though, not here for dat.

But you like Li Na...

everybody here for that..

NAAAAAA'T!!!

[Marc]

This woman is so old and sweet :lovedup:

[Verbal]

With DDay in everyones minds, I wouldnt bet against this woman winning

[Black Dagger]

I adore Paddy <3.

[Marc]

Shaun obviously doesn't know his way around a Weetabix

[Drew.]

His smug looking face :fist:

[Shaun]

let's be honest, everyone would be happy if they won

[King Gizzard]

****ing hell loads of old people could do this, but they just don't want to make a dick out of themselves

[Marc]

bitch missed out a trick, should have incorporated some sort of salsa-Normandy dance

[arista]

Do we get the results of this tonight?


Yes its the Final

[Kazanne]

****ing hell loads of old people could do this, but they just don't want to make a dick out of themselves

:joker: Nathan you're all heart :joker::joker:

[Marc]

I bet when she gets off stage she takes about 20 pills

[Lee.]

Yes its the Final

Yes, but sometimes the results show is on the following evening, no?

[Marc]

:laugh2: the leg rub

[Black Dagger]

Much better than their semi final.

[King Gizzard]

Being forced into all these positions by your dance partner isn't a talent :joker:

[Jemal]

respect to the queen
But that was sht

[Marc]

Yes, but sometimes the results show is on the following evening, no?

I don't see any other show on ITV after this so it must be in this same show. ends 9:30

[arista]

Yes, but sometimes the results show is on the following evening, no?


No
its Last In the Series.

[Marc]

being forced into all these positions by your dance partner isn't a talent :joker:

why do you hate her nathan ahhh D:

[arista]

After this ends

Its Big Brother Ch5HD 9:30PM

[reece(:]

Dancing Granny for tha win

[Verbal]

There it is

[Drew.]

Surprised Amanda knows what D Day is

[Jemal]

If they win, i'm leaving tibb.
Quote this

[Marsh.]

The only talent she has is staying alive whilst he knocks her about.

[Jemal]

If they win, i'm leaving tibb.
Quote this

[Shaun]

Surprised Amanda knows what D Day is

she looks forward to a different D Day

[Marc]

poor Nico.. no one cares about him

[Black Dagger]

Is this Amanda's last year, or is she just being a bigger ****ing moron tonight for no reason.

[Verbal]

If they win, i'm leaving tibb.
Quote this

*Rings BGT*

[Marc]

If they win, i'm leaving tibb.
Quote this


-hovers over the ban button-

[Shaun]

so far

1) Lettice
2) Yannis
3) P&N
4) Darcy
5) James
6) Collabro
7) BAM
8) Jack Pack or w/e
9) Cleggy
10) the addicts

[Marc]

she looks forward to a different D Day

*a different D everyday

[Black Dagger]

Lazy bastards, they could easily sing a new song.

[Marc]

I hate when an act sings the same song.. that bloody 'rapper' girl Gabz did this ****

[Vanessa]

:flutter::flutter::flutter:

[Marc]

idgi

[King Gizzard]

what the hell might vote for yannis even if they were a bit rubbish tonight

[Shaun]

they spent a collective total of £300 in Next on their outfits x

[Vanessa]

That was amazing! :worship:

[Shaun]

lol

[Kazanne]

what the hell might vote for yannis even if they were a bit rubbish tonight

:fist:

[Lee.]

They were really really good!

[Vanessa]

They were really really good!

Best of the night. :love:

[Marc]

oh the boring bullied singer

[Black Dagger]

I've heard all these opera acts before, Susan Boyle isn't getting topped, can you all just bore off, change it up a bit, if she does Nessun Dorma </3

[Shaun]

susan wasn't opera though, she was broadway if anything

[King Gizzard]

I am in love :lovedup:

[Marc]

singing behind a sofa to singing on a stage in front of milions

[Marc]

rofl Lucas

[Marsh.]

Just a coincidence I suppose that she's been put on last?

[King Gizzard]

paul potts >

[Me. I Am Salman]

she's amazing

[Kazanne]

I've heard all these opera acts before, Susan Boyle isn't getting topped, can you all just bore off, change it up a bit, if she does Nessun Dorma </3

:joker::joker::joker: sorry Lucas

[Shaun]

the UK really needs to broaden its horizons with opera... nessun dorma every bloody year

[Black Dagger]

I've heard all these opera acts before, Susan Boyle isn't getting topped, can you all just bore off, change it up a bit, if she does Nessun Dorma </3

Lol.

[hijaxers]

Here's the winner then

[Me. I Am Salman]

..**** off Amanda crying

[Shaun]

oh i didn't see that LOL

[Marsh.]

Ffs.

[King Gizzard]

yep, think she's got it

[Marsh.]

..**** off Amanda crying

Her face is leaking from all the injections.

[Shaun]

she is pretty good though

[Lee.]

She's outstanding.. Her or lettuce to win

[Vanessa]

I love this. :lovedup:

[Marc]

..**** off Amanda crying

Simon just leaned over and told her she's off after this season

[Novo]

Perfection

[King Gizzard]

Deserves to win

[Vanessa]

Vinceroooooooooooooooooo! Vincerooooooooooooooo! :bawling:

[Marc]

This is mesmerising though...

[Shaun]

couldn't even do the final note for more than a second

#weak

[Lee.]

That gave me goosebumps

[King Gizzard]

shaun that tweet

dying

[Shaun]

:hehe:

[Marsh.]

This is where they all read from the producer script to convince the viewers to make her win.

Fix! Fix! Fix!

[Black Dagger]

I'm not here for her winning and her flop album </3

[Shaun]

"even for a guy"

THE SEXISM OMG

[Marsh.]

Shine bright like Anne Diamond!

[Alf]

Quite a average standard of final this year, no real stand out performances.

[Marc]

Had she sung Gangnam Style she would've had my vote

[Me. I Am Salman]

that was such a crap final :umm2:

[James]

Standby for the poll.

[Shaun]

Lucy Kay - #SELFIE (feat. Marc)

[Vanessa]

I think Lucy will win. Very well deserved, to be honest. She was amazing!

[Marc]

Lucy has made me want a poo

[King Gizzard]

Standby for the poll.

tense

[Novo]

I stuck a few quid on her at 3/1 whilst she was singing and now she is the 6/4 fave, the beauty of in play betting

[Alf]

I'm rooting for the old dear

[hijaxers]

Lucy has made me want a poo

Well pop off and snap one off :joker:

[Black Dagger]

As long as BAM don't win though I'll be content.

[Marc]

I'm rooting for the old dear

Pad-D Day harharhar

[Shaun]

i just want to see nico dropkick bars, is that too much to ask

[King Gizzard]

Anyone can win but BAM, please thanks

[Marc]

Nathan [2]

[Jemal]

Is apple here?

[Marc]

Apple has fainted

[Black Dagger]

[3]

[Marsh.]

Diversity performing?

Wow, such originality in this years final. :idc:

[Shaun]

i still can't stop singing DNA as "d and a"... as in dick and ass... :(

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg their names mean the same thing

[Vanessa]

I love Diversity. :flutter:

[Samm]

I'm only here for Little mix

[Marsh.]

Why do they sound American now? :umm2:

[Drew.]

:flutter:

[Marc]

i still can't stop singing DNA as "d and a"... as in dick and ass... :(

...but..do you sing dick and ass

[King Gizzard]

they are my guilty pleasure fo sure

[Vanessa]

Little Mix! :dance:

[Shaun]

kinda obvious lipsynching but oh well :laugh: i like them

[Marsh.]

The one in the middle-left just can't do "bad ass" she looks like a little girl who found her older sister's hooker clothes.

[James]

Standby for the poll.

tense

Go.

[Me. I Am Salman]

not keen on their music at all.

[Jemal]

Little mix can dance tho. Not gonna lie :worship:

[Drew.]

I am giving this a firm 10/10

[Samm]

Ladies all across the world
Listen up, we're looking for recruits
If you're with me, let me see your hands
Stand up and salute
Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots
Representing all the women, salute, salute!

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/rihanna-trying-to-twerk.gif

[Alf]

Such a sexist song

[Black Dagger]

This is a bit of a mess.

[Jemal]

Look how beauts my jade is

[Vanessa]

:elephant: this is fab!

[King Gizzard]

diversity always have been meh


LM are better dancers than them

[Shaun]

how can you recruit women though

[Marsh.]

Amanda copying Alesha to try and be funny.

[Marsh.]

diversity always have been meh


LM are better dancers than them

I'm not as much of a fan now the cute dwarf is a hairy teenager.

[Marc]

I miss Rythmix

[Shaun]

good to see they actually respect YAM as good dancers :love: obviously they've just been painted as the weird gayboys in heels for the british public, but they're infinitely better dancers than the addict whatever

[Drew.]

"This is the hardest we've ever worked" The most work you two little mongs have ever done is writing out lines in detention for bullying.

[Marc]

No magician will ever win

[Jemal]

Not bgt trying to angle for paddy to win

[Marsh.]

If another foreigner wins. :facepalm:

[Jordan.]

I just put it on who did I miss

[Marc]

"This is the hardest we've ever worked" The most work you two little mongs have ever done is writing out lines in detention for bullying.

don't hold back

[Marsh.]

Oh dear they should've put Little Mix/Diversity on after Cheryl, this is going to be awkward.

[Black Dagger]

If another foreigner wins. :facepalm:

Alright Nigel Farage.

[Marc]

was there ever a slow-mo gif made of that puppet when it was put through to the semi finals?

[Brother Leon]

Little Mix are every bit as Manufactured and "terrible pop" as 1D in all honesty, but they get 1/10th the flack.

[Marsh.]

I just put it on who did I miss

Cher Lloyd performed 15 minutes ago.

[Novo]

**** sake that Cabbago or whatever they are called are back to odds on favourites, maybe I made a mistake after all

[Shaun]

-drew receives the ricky gervais hate for using the word 'mong'-

[Marsh.]

**** sake that Cabbago or whatever they are called are back to odds on favourites, maybe I made a mistake after all

Are you talking about Lettuce?

[Marc]

nicole shirtswinger needs to stop with these ads

[Me. I Am Salman]

nicole shirtswinger needs to stop with these ads

still laughing so hard at schwartniger

[Kazanne]

Little Mix are every bit as Manufactured and "terrible pop" as 1D in all honesty, but they get 1/10th the flack.

Well said BL totally agree.

[King Gizzard]

Caitlin is Lettice isn't she

[Drew.]

-drew receives the ricky gervais hate for using the word 'mong'-

Sorry Shaun

[Samm]

I just put it on who did I miss

Every Act and Little Mix

You haven't missed Cherly cole yet tbh ;orangu:

[Me. I Am Salman]

-remembers when ricky gervais replied to my hate tweet- :flutter:

[Samm]

not here for Cheryl's new song

[Drew.]

This song has grown on me

[Jemal]

Cheryl cole is sexy as ****

[LaLaLand]

Omg she's not miming?!

[Samm]

This song has got worse

[Marc]

she's still hot and will be hot until she's 83 I reckon

[Black Dagger]

This song is terrible.

[Vanessa]

I like this! :amazed:

[Marc]

Is tinie going to high five another royal

[Jordan.]

the song is so uneventful

http://37.media.tumblr.com/9bb9810dedcb439be81a843d34155e76/tumblr_n6s97mPY7q1sfysqqo1_250.gif

[LaLaLand]

NEVER HIT THE HIGH NOTES AGAIN omfg what was that?

[arista]

http://www.darcyoake.com/data1/images/oakeslider3.jpg

Darcy to Win

[Shaun]

*likes this tbh*

[King Gizzard]

I seriously thought that back/ass Cheryl tattoo was a joke :umm2: how awful

[Drew.]

Whew, she looks amazing.

[Kazanne]

http://www.darcyoake.com/data1/images/oakeslider3.jpg

Darcy to Win

Looks like he has wings,lol

[Marc]

I do like that actually

[Jemal]

Wow shes a talent..

[King Gizzard]

Could have sent her to Eurovision with this and done pretty well

[Marc]

the trumpets make me bop

[King Gizzard]

''9/10 would''

The note BAM probably left her

[Shaun]

i'd be very surprised if B.A.M. don't win.

[Jordan.]

Which singer is gonna win then

[Shaun]

lmao nathan

[Jay.]

Bars & Melody to win please :(
only watched the final i think haha but they seemed good.

[Marc]

Reversed order D: harsh

[Shaun]

oh boo :(

[Jemal]

LOL

[Marc]

Aw paddy

[Jemal]

Guess im staying on tibb

[Marc]

This is quick

[Kazanne]

NOOOOOOOOOOO Not Lettice

[Shaun]

lol @ all the variety gone

[Me. I Am Salman]

Paddy so low :o

[Marc]

Yay

[Drew.]

This is already a disaster

[Me. I Am Salman]

I cannot at this..

[Brother Leon]

Singers top 4...jesus.

[Shaun]

i got the top 3 right :bored:

[Jordan.]

the girl >

[Black Dagger]

Abysmal voting.

[Marc]

What the ****. Lucy just go take a **** somewhere

[arista]

Darcy Came 5th

[Shaun]

lucy pls

[Vanessa]

lucy and collabro! :dance:

[Kazanne]

Want callabro to win now

[Jemal]

BAM. Hve won lol

[Drew.]

Zero talent in the final 3 then, pathetic show.

[LaLaLand]

Is this a joke?! Darcy should be top 3. Unbelievable.

If B&M win I can't even.

They're ALL SINGERS aswell, cba.

[Brother Leon]

Can we have a singers limit already?

[Jay.]

that was so quick hahaha

[Shaun]

Zero talent in the final 3 then, pathetic show.

err... i don't think you can say they have zero talent, lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

I feel so bad for Paddy and Nico :(
utter utter travesty if Lucy doesn't win

[Marc]

BAM will win then.

Ideally; Lucy, Collabro and BAM third

[Verbal]

That Swing boy band better than Darcy? Yea ok

[King Gizzard]

they're going to win aren't they

for **** sake

[Jay.]

I do agree though, why have x factor and bgt and singers winning both just makes no sense to me.. stupidity.

[Verbal]

Come on the Swansea boy!

[Vanessa]

I think Lucy can win it.

[Jordan.]

I feel so bad for Paddy and Nico :(
utter utter travesty if Lucy doesn't win

why the novelty wore off after the audition

[LaLaLand]

ANYONE but B&M [bargains].

[Marc]

Paddy should have won cos she'll be dead soon :(

[Drew.]

err... i don't think you can say they have zero talent, lol

I am putting people that come on and do acts like Darcy into a separate list, they come on and show off their talents.. singers don't do it for me, its obviously a talent but not the type of talent that should be on this show.

[Vanessa]

Come on Lucy and Collabro! :dance::dance:

[Marc]

YESSSSS HAHA

[reece(:]

All singing F3? :bored:

[Drew.]

LOL

[Black Dagger]

HA YES, goodbye you ****s.

[Vanessa]

:amazed::amazed: get in!

[Me. I Am Salman]

COMe ON LUCY

[LaLaLand]

Thank God for that.

[Marc]

He's so welsh

[arista]

bars and melody came 3RD

[Vanessa]

I don't mind who wins now. Love them both. :lovedup:

[Marc]

That Cheryl association ruined them

[Me. I Am Salman]

I'm so nervous :worry:

[Jemal]

Not lucy lol

[Shaun]

thank christ

[Samm]

What a **** final 3

[Vanessa]

Collabro! :dance::dance::dance:

[Samm]

ew ew ew

[Shaun]

.....oh dear

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh. my. god.

[Drew.]

What the **** :joker: