Britain's Got Talent : Grand Final : ITV1HD 7PM Saturday 7/6/14

[arista]

7PM - 9:30pm
Then its Ch5HD Big Brother 9:30PM



That Magician
needs to get a judge on stage
for a mega act

[Me. I Am Salman]

I'm so looking forward to this :D

[Ninastar]

Are the results tonight or tomorrow?

[Brother Leon]

They are so lucky England plays at 9.30 :joker:

[arista]

Are the results tonight or tomorrow?


Tonight this is the End
hence Grand Final
Last in series

[reece(:]

Dancing Granny 2 win.

[Black Dagger]

I'll watch Lettice and Darcy, that is about it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

i hope lettice and the crap magic dude bomb

Collabro FTW

[Marcus.]

hoping darncy wins
but thinking simion golden buzzer going to win

[arista]

Dancing Granny 2 win.


No too risky
she could die before playing for the Queen

[Alf]

Still not watched an episode of this yet this year.

Will be watching tonight without any knowledge of the contestants.

[arista]

Live Now

[Kazanne]

:xyxwave:

[Kazanne]

I'll watch Lettice and Darcy, that is about it.

same for me Lucas :hugesmile:

[Jemal]

Amanda holden - milf

[Marsh.]

Amanda Holden - talentless with a frozen face and loose underwear.

[Vanessa]

:douf:

[hijaxers]

Done deal ain't it Simon always gets his own way - though god knows why the queen would wanna watch 2 kids - so i guess the goofy rich salad ingredient who's parents seem to not want their faces shown will win !!

[hijaxers]

This dance act is total ****e:devil:

[Marc]

I do like this. But not the cheesy voiceovers

[Vanessa]

This is great! :flutter:

[Alf]

What a poor opening to the final, these have no chance

[Samm]

That was wayyy to cheesy

[Kazanne]

They were good,but I don't think they are winners

[Vanessa]

They were good,but I don't think they are winners

I agree.

[Kazanne]

Bring on Darcy:evilgrin:

[Drew.]

Wow she really does look like a witch

[hijaxers]

Wow she really does look like a witch

yeah she could use the prize money for a new set of teeth

[hijaxers]

Like why would you have Duchess Uglio as you're spokeswoman

[Jemal]

This guy is funny

[Marc]

He's so good!!!

[Vanessa]

:laugh3:

[Drew.]

Some of these are pretty good, some of them are terrible

[Kazanne]

He's better this week.

[hijaxers]

He's very good:elephant:

[Jemal]

LOL

[zakman440]

Only 3 accurate impressions: Dec, Kermit and Marge. And still with the repetitive material and "original" content, it's just disappointing that he has to take that much material from past acts.

[arista]

He's better this week.


Yes he worked Hard At It

[King Gizzard]

says something about this years show that I want the 3 french dancers to win

[hijaxers]

says something about this years show that I want the 3 french dancers to win

So do i - I think they are brill

[Black Dagger]

:bored: at them shoving on all the variety acts early.

[Firewire]

leaving all the singers to the end it seems

[Black Dagger]

Lettice :lovedup:

[Kazanne]

Love Lettice

[Black Dagger]

I adore her, great song choice :love:

[King Gizzard]

7a7l7IHXZwk

[King Gizzard]

stick to the fiddle love

[Kazanne]

I adore her, great song choice :love:

She's great Lucas,and different

[Jemal]

Singing ?

[Samm]

I love her :love:

[Jemal]

She ripped it.

[Drew.]

To a musician this is probably amazing but i'm not feeling it.

[hijaxers]

I'll bet she's a bed monster :joker:

[Jemal]

Did that singing group alesha supports get through?

[King Gizzard]

don't think she's great, personality is getting her through this

[Kazanne]

Violin,is one of the hardest instruments to play and she makes it look easy.

[reece(:]

See you on CBB Lettuce

[Vanessa]

I thought Simon said dicks. :joker:

[Jemal]

What a nice vegetable

[Kazanne]

I'll bet she's a bed monster :joker:

Matt Cardle could give you the answer to that :wink:

[hijaxers]

Jere come the boot boys:dance:

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance:

[Me. I Am Salman]

lol

[Jemal]

I can swear they just done a HSM move

[King Gizzard]

thought they were buzzing them out in some sort of protest for a minute

[Me. I Am Salman]

ring the alarm :worship:

[Black Dagger]

SASS. :dance:

[Jemal]

This song tho

[Me. I Am Salman]

upgrade u :love:

[Kazanne]

These don't do it for me at all.

[Me. I Am Salman]

they need to win for these song choices alone

[Jemal]

Well done simon.

[King Gizzard]

semi final performance was much better. this is crap

[Samm]

omg these guys fabulous queens THEY NEED TO WIN :love:

[Drew.]

These don't do it for me at all.

Nor me

[Jemal]

Actually fk you simon.

This songgggg

[Samm]

Winner's

[King Gizzard]

bit harsh to even have buzzers in the final

[Kazanne]

Actually fk you simon.

This songgggg

:joker::joker:

[King Gizzard]

Simon's right

[Vanessa]

Simon! :eek:

[Samm]

This was the best performance of any act on BGT

[arista]

King Simon Is Right

[King Gizzard]

Shaun Greg and Firewire next year doing the same routine

[Kazanne]

Simon's right

Agree,much better acts on tonight.

[Samm]

The granny can go back to the retirement home

These Guys To Win :love:

[Black Dagger]

He just earned them a **** load of votes.

[Jemal]

Bars and melody

[King Gizzard]

Anyone but these little ****s to win

[Drew.]

Anyone but these little ****s to win

.

[Kazanne]

He just earned them a **** load of votes.

Once Darcy shows his magic Lucas,they will be forgotten:hugesmile:

[King Gizzard]

well, these and darcy

[Jemal]

Anyone but these little ****s to win

.

..

[Jemal]

I just liked the songs that were played

[hijaxers]

Anyone but these little ****s to win

Totally agree - dunno if i can stand yet another kiddy rap :devil:

[Ninastar]

my wife didnt tell me she could sing too... she's full of surprises

[King Gizzard]

Astro puts these knobs to shame

[Jemal]

Great lad

[Marsh.]

Jon Clegg to win.

[Jemal]

Yesssss I HOPE is A TUNE!!!

Go on lads rip it up.

[King Gizzard]

They look like they're the bullies not the bullied

[Drew.]

They have already ruined two classics

[Drew.]

thank god its not a third

[Jemal]

Hopeful for today

[Me. I Am Salman]

ew

[Vanessa]

i quite like this.

[Jemal]

I hopeeeeeeeeeere

[King Gizzard]

rubbish performance as well, really quiet and flat

[Jarrod]

These kids get on my nerves. They have to cover the blonde kids singing with a choir.

[Me. I Am Salman]

you hit me again and made fun of my mum :joker::joker::joker:

[Black Dagger]

Absolutely ****ing atrocious.

[King Gizzard]

so blatantly the chosen ones.

[Jemal]

Great lads.

:standingovation:

[Marc]

Actually the worst thing ever

[hijaxers]

Cringe !! spew worthy

[Jarrod]

Simon will sign them regardless of if they win or not. All he sees is money.

Vocals? Good? Alesha is going deaf.

[arista]

the backing singers were to loud

[Kazanne]

Not my thing,but nice enough kids

[Shaun]

Lettice & Yannis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

[arista]

Simon will sign them regardless of if they win or not. All he sees is money.

Vocals? Good? Alesha is going deaf.



For Sure

[Me. I Am Salman]

welp

[King Gizzard]

shouldn't have so much hatred for that brown haired one

[Marc]

he's so annoying

[Black Dagger]

Simon :bored:

[Ninastar]

Lettice & Yannis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

this :love:

(cant remember who Yannis is)

[hijaxers]

Simons got baby brain dopey git

[Samm]

If they win then they will be the worst winner's ever

The kid with the brown hair is so annoying :bored:

[Shaun]

the blond one is more annoying, keeps pulling faces to the camera

hope he stubs his toe

[Jemal]

Wheres darcy blake to wrap this show up

[Shaun]

i think the opera girl will win, though.

[Black Dagger]

Nah, Collabro will win now if they get the pimp slot.

[Black Dagger]

His name is Darcy Oake pal.

[Vanessa]

the blond one is more annoying, keeps pulling faces to the camera

hope he stubs his toe

:joker:

[Jemal]

So whos darcy blake LOL

[Kazanne]

Farmfoods gets a 10 from Len:joker::joker:

[King Gizzard]

Darcy's pants in all

Not really a talent to do illusions if you're teached how to do them. Getting by on his looks alone

[Jemal]

Whats this guy from sky sports doing?

[Marc]

Darcy's pants in all

Not really a talent to do illusions if you're teached how to do them. Getting by on his looks alone

Definitely. Had a bald fat man done the same thing then he wouldn't even be in the final

[Shaun]

nathan did you just say 'teached'

[Shaun]

yay another child to hate <3

[Marc]

now this kid.. I like. His voice is great

[Marc]

nathan did you just say 'teached'

he teached himself how

[Vanessa]

he's good.

[King Gizzard]

Since either Apple or Salman said this dude looks like the thing in Morrissey's avatar I can't get that thought out of my head

[Black Dagger]

Yawn.

[Marc]

Since either Apple or Salman said this dude looks like the thing in Morrissey's avatar I can't get that thought out of my head

link

[Shaun]

no no no leave otis alone

[Marc]

:elephant:

[Jemal]

Simons gonna sign him up

[Kazanne]

I like his voice.

[Drew.]

Since either Apple or Salman said this dude looks like the thing in Morrissey's avatar I can't get that thought out of my head

:joker:

[Alf]

He's the best so far

[Black Dagger]

Please get off the stage.

[King Gizzard]

he is good even though I don't like him

[Jemal]

It would of helped him if he song a much more WELL-known song like Little things.
Sometimes you need to think about things tactically..

[Drew.]

He actually has talent

[Black Dagger]

What the bloody hell was that at the end?

[King Gizzard]

link

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar14106_12.gif

[Marc]

Simons gonna sign him up

Yeah he doesn't need to win this, he's got a career

[Shaun]

crap
bye

[Marc]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar14106_12.gif

:laugh2: fgs

[Lee.]

Evening all :)
Lettice the best so far.. Barking mad but amazingly talented :love:

[Marc]

This kid is really good. Perhaps he should have waited for X Factor

[Black Dagger]

What a load of ****e.

Go back to school and expose yourself again and get off my ****ing telly.

[Kazanne]

Evening all :)
Lettice the best so far.. Barking mad but amazingly talented :love:

Hi Lee and Yes Lettice is fantastic:hugesmile:

[Lee.]

This kid is really good. Perhaps he should have waited for X Factor

I agree.. He definitely won't win this

[King Gizzard]

It's QD's version of the Overtones (and the overtones suck)

[Jemal]

This kid is really good. Perhaps he should have waited for X Factor

BGT is the fast track to getting signed by simon

[Ninastar]

i think the opera girl will win, though.

really?

i think she's so forgettable...

[King Gizzard]

you can't be a guitar wanker on XF. he'd have had to do stupid dancing and stuff and woulda got knocked out early

[Jemal]

Great song choice

[Marc]

What a load of ****e.

Go back to school and expose yourself again and get off my ****ing telly.

I hope he wins now to piss you off you miserable sod

[Marc]

Michael Buble x4

[King Gizzard]

really?

i think she's so forgettable...

So was

http://files.list.co.uk/images/2011/06/06/1307348020-26aol.jpg

[Lee.]

I like Jack Pack.. All depends on the sing though..

Their rendition of My Way was amazing.

... Oh Christ I hate this song they're doing!

[Marsh.]

What's with all the singers in a row so that people forget the actual variety acts? :nono:

[Shaun]

he exposed himself? D: isn't he like 13?

[Marc]

how did these guys win their heat

[Black Dagger]

you can't be a guitar wanker on XF. he'd have had to do stupid dancing and stuff and woulda got knocked out early

James Arthur was a guitar wanker every week and Luke Friend last series.

[Shaun]

they're fine i suppose

but the Michael Buble generation needs to ****ing end already

[Black Dagger]

he exposed himself? D: isn't he like 13?

15, he got excluded for it :laugh:

[hijaxers]

Too many bum notes there chaps:xyxwave:

[Me. I Am Salman]

yes Nathan it was me who said it :hehe:

[King Gizzard]

James Arthur was a guitar wanker every week and Luke Friend last series.

both did songs without the guitar though. that guy would look stupid

[Black Dagger]

They gonna stand up for all the singing acts?

[Lee.]

Didn't enjoy that at all :bored:

[Marc]

James Arthur was a guitar wanker every week and Luke Friend last series.

James used a guitar like 4 times and his best two performances were without the guitar :nono:

[Black Dagger]

And can a singing show go a year without somebody doing Feeling Good ffs.

[Shaun]

plus luke friend looks stupid all the time

[Black Dagger]

James used a guitar like 4 times and his best two performances were without the guitar :nono:

Well I only remember him with his guitar :hmph:

[King Gizzard]

and that is why amanda holden needs to leave television

[Jemal]

Stole his crown?

[Marsh.]

I only remember him being homophobic. :hmph:

[Marc]

luke friend only has 1 fan

[Kazanne]

plus luke friend looks stupid all the time

Why are you whispering Shaun:hugesmile:

[Braden]

Why did Simon buzz Yanis & co?

[Marc]

Well I only remember him with his guitar :hmph:

That's because you like wood :hmph:

[Marc]

Why did Simon buzz Yanis & co?

Cos they were same'y

[Vanessa]

Guitar wanker? :laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

That's because you like wood :hmph:

lmfao </3

[Shaun]

bitches taking offence to me calling for Essex to be wiped off the map on twitter :worry: #becomingLucas

[Marc]

Lucas is the 7th biggest hate figure on Twitter #Fact

[Vanessa]

Come on Collabro! :dance:

[Black Dagger]

Lucas is the 7th biggest hate figure on Twitter #Fact

I peaked with Denise Welch gate, I've not had proper hate for a good year now :laugh:

[Drew.]

The WC ads have arrived :flutter:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Darcy :worship: although his semi-final performance was utter crap

[Vanessa]

Darcy! :amazed:

[Shaun]

I like him but he is probably the least likely to win.

[Jemal]

Go on darcy

[Kazanne]

Oh God Darcy,don't die !!

[Shaun]

plus he should stop talking to the audience, he sounds like a televangelist.

[Marc]

I'd vote him if he dies trying this

[Me. I Am Salman]

ew not here for straitjackets

[Vanessa]

I like him but he is probably the least likely to win.

I hope he makes the top three.

[Shaun]

yeah same marc x

[Drew.]

I'd vote him if he dies trying this

The winner coming out in an urn :think:

[Me. I Am Salman]

please die omfg

[hijaxers]

yeah ok drama drama drama:sleep:

[Vanessa]

This is exciting! :shocked:

[arista]

no way is he in danger

[Marc]

The winner coming out in an urn :think:

getting one of the acts to dance on his ashes like some african tribal ritual

[Marc]

fgs this isn't exciting

[Vanessa]

:eek::eek::eek:

[Marc]

he just struggled for ages and got out.

[Marc]

cut him in half now

[Me. I Am Salman]

mehh

[Shaun]

...OK that was his best 'trick' to be fair (and not just because he's topless)

[Jemal]

My heart stopped beating

[Marc]

that was rubbish

[Marsh.]

Amanda got his top off like she wanted.

[Black Dagger]

Aww, when there was like 5 seconds left I thought he was getting sliced </3

[Drew.]

I enjoyed that

[Marc]

My heart stopped beating

:joker:

[Vanessa]

I didn't think he would make it! :bawling:

[Marsh.]

Imagine if he was sliced on live television. :shocked:

[LaLaLand]

My arse was just literally in my mouth watching that omg

[hijaxers]

fgs this isn't exciting

Dullsville, Arizona:sleep:

[Vanessa]

Aww, when there was like 5 seconds left I thought he was getting sliced </3

Me too! :shocked:

[Samm]

Omg hot :love:

[Marc]

Imagine if he got out but broke his neck on the escape.

[Kazanne]

he was really good.

[King Gizzard]

Much better than his last performance, even if I've seen it before 89438439843 times

[Shaun]

someone resuscitate jemal please :worry:

[Vanessa]

I'd love to see him live. He's amazing! :lovedup:

[Marsh.]

"Thank you for choosing Britain's Got Talent, we're now going to make loads from the girls wetting themselves over your torso and will pick up the phone to vote"

[Jemal]

Who reckons he could get to the heights of david blaine and dynamo etc

[Marc]

someone resuscitate jemal please :worry:

But it says DNR on his medical records :worry:

[Vanessa]

Who reckons he could get to the heights of david blaine and dynamo etc

I do. He needs his own show. :love:

[Lee.]

Why does he remind me if Andy murray?

[Marsh.]

I do. He needs his own show. :love:

He should do porn.