CH5HD Big Brother Discussion Live Eviction 9PM Friday 11/7/14

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope Kim walks she needs to for her own sanity.

[Marsh.]

Is this what cabin fever does to people or was he always like that?

[chuff me dizzy]

Thought helen was kims mate

[Ammi]

f88888888888888888ccckk yyyooooooouu steven f88cck you!!!!

there you go kim I said it for you!!


what can I do to make you feel better?! Ah either she's brilliant at playing him or a complete idiot

..she can't believe that she wanted a bit of showmance and ended up with a raving psycho instead...

[smeagol]

no respect for kim. she is so pathetic. whats wrong with women she is a robot must be to put up with hm

[Samm]

they are booing everybody lmao

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[aman201]

Most obvious frozen safe.

[Marsh.]

..she can't believe that she wanted a bit of showmance and ended up with a raving psycho instead...

She's looking at Ash longingly. :laugh:

[smudgie]

Steven is a nutter.

[serensilver]

they end up snogging in the disco so all is well :facepalm:

[zakman440]

Ashleigh and Chris please.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

christopher is such a cutie pie I can't!! And ash looking sexy sipping that drink :hehe:

[Marsh.]

I hate that they reveal the bottom two to the house.

This isn't X Factor. :fist:

[Amy Jade]

Ashleigh getting the biggest boos

[Jordan.]

:sleep:

[aman201]

Thought helen was kims mate

She's just telling the truth.

[Saph]

I love Daniel Bedingfield

[Samm]

predictable

[Ammi]

..Jale looks lovely ..:lovedup:...

[Vanessa]

I knew those two would be safe. :laugh:

[Drew.]

The great British public strike again :clap1: two great housemates saved.

[Saph]

Get slugsworth out

[Shaun]

wow, Jale's getting more boos than before :/

[minny03]

c'mon guys get jale out!

[Amy Jade]

..Jale looks lovely ..:lovedup:...

She does!

[smeagol]

jale done up lke a dogs dinner

[MB.]

Vote you slugs

[Cal.]

going to do a big eviction pack on the app for jale

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

..she can't believe that she wanted a bit of showmance and ended up with a raving psycho instead...

-and now it's too late to escape. The only escape would be death!!

Ok i'm being dramatic but steven gives off that vibe.

[smeagol]

well ashleigh is happy. she knows they are safe and shes going.

[aman201]

I knew those two would be safe. :laugh:

Doesn't take Columbo to work that out.

[Gusto Brunt]

Steven is fookin' nuts.

[Vanessa]

Vote you slugs

:laugh2:

[Achilles]

I noticed a few GET STEVEN OUT's and Kimberly looked back at Steven then cracked her fingers :laugh: anyone else notice that?

[Johnnyuk123]

Doesn't matter who goes now cos none of them are going to win anyways.:joker::joker::joker:

[aman201]

operation get slugsworth out.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Is this what cabin fever does to people or was he always like that?

we need to know what his mum meant when she referred to the incident last year. I'm pretty sure both he and his mum buried his ex girlfriend together

[Shaun]

Nikki & Tracey are here

what kind of weird bb friendship

[MB.]

o friends and family woo

[Headie]

This could work in Ashleigh's favour... her fans will have no choice but to evict Jale now

[smeagol]

I noticed a few GET STEVEN OUT's and Kimberly looked back at Steven then cracked her fingers :laugh: anyone else notice that?

she was giving him the fish finger bang sign for later

[Johnnyuk123]

we need to know what his mum meant when she referred to the incident last year. I'm pretty sure both he and his mum buried his ex girlfriend together

Under the patio?

[Achilles]

Does Helen cut up all pictures of her clients?

[Vanessa]

Creepy Callum long lost brother! :joker:

[MB.]

Becky gettin dat promo

[Marsh.]

we need to know what his mum meant when she referred to the incident last year. I'm pretty sure both he and his mum buried his ex girlfriend together

:laugh2:

I would not be surprised at all.

[Headie]

going to do a big eviction pack on the app for jale

[2]

[smudgie]

He is a complete weirdo..and she is a daft beggar for putting up with it, anything to sell a story I suppose.

[smeagol]

steve should go find creppy callum they could go stalking together and hold annual hair sniffing parties

[Marsh.]

Nikki & Tracey are here

what kind of weird bb friendship

What?

[Pete.]

Has anyone been saved yet?

I cba to live show until 10pm

[Shaun]

What?

sign in the crowd

[chuff me dizzy]

Has anyone been saved yet?

I cba to live show until 10pm

2 X cHRIS'S

[Headie]

Has anyone been saved yet?

I cba to live show until 10pm

Chris and Christopher

Everyone got booed

[CaudleHalbard]

Has anyone been saved yet?

I cba to live show until 10pm
Yes. Chris and Christopher.

[King Gizzard]

I'm eating a belgian bun

[chuff me dizzy]

Just thrown 2 more votes Jales way

[smeagol]

Has anyone been saved yet?

I cba to live show until 10pm
both chrises

jesus saved danille but she wasnt up

[Marsh.]

sign in the crowd

Oooh, I thought Nikki Grahame was there with Tracey BB8.

[MB.]

Nile Rodgers u greedy bastard

[Livia]

I'm eating a belgian bun

Mmmmm...

[Achilles]

Who will casual viewers be voting out? :shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I think asleigh is gone.

Unless someone spillss some salt

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Under the patio?

I wouldn't put it past them as it gives steven a chance to remain possessive over her corpse. Possibly allow him a bit of necrophilia aswell.

[Johnnyuk123]

Just thrown 2 more votes Jales way

That could buy you a grab bag of cheese and onion crisps with change.

[smeagol]

i got a slipperly nipple

[Samm]

Mary <3

[Pete.]

both chrises

jesus saved danille but she wasnt up
You're joking me :bored:

I guess Ashleigh's gone

[aman201]

Jesus, Ashleigh's mum is her spitting image!

[Drew.]

Definitely a gypsy

[Livia]

I think asleigh is gone.

Unless someone spillss some salt

Haha...

[MB.]

Was kinda hoping Ashleigh's mum was Mad Mary tbh

[Johnnyuk123]

Mary is lovely.

[Ammi]

-and now it's too late to escape. The only escape would be death!!Ok i'm being dramatic but steven gives off that vibe.

..yeah maybe a little bit..:laugh:...he would probably only lock her in a cellar for 35 yrs but I don't think he'd kill her...

[smeagol]

she seems nice. crowd should show some respect though i dont agree with family being on bb. its not right

[serensilver]

I reckon Jale is going you no.....

[Samm]

iconic Crowd member

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsSma7rCUAA1hP3.jpg

[Saph]

Jale's sister is a hoe

[smeagol]

jales sister has the nose of a ant eater

[MB.]

Hale

Get that Beyonce promo

[Jordan.]

iconic Crowd member

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsSma7rCUAA1hP3.jpg

:flutter:

[Samm]

Jale's sister betta be right

[Saph]

iconic Crowd member

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsSma7rCUAA1hP3.jpg

is that Red from oitnb on the right?

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh presses her own butter. I love her more.:lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

I like her sister.

[Achilles]

Hopefully Jale's sister knows bit more than we do :banana:

[Jordan.]

She dealt with Helen by joining her

[Amy Jade]

Ashleigh's mother needs to get some hair conditioner

[smeagol]

Ashleigh presses her own butter. I love her more.:lovedup:

that sounds dirty i bet she does lol

[Headie]

Emma stopping Jale out chants

Bias?

[Samm]

is that Red from oitnb on the right?

omg lmao, -looks for vee-

[zakman440]

Yes @ the woman who shouted "Get Jale out".

[Johnnyuk123]

that sounds dirty i bet she does lol

Her mother said she didn't press the button/ butter.

[Saph]

Emma stopping Jale out chants

Bias?

#sackemma

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahaha @ Chris

[Jordan.]

Chris looks the same as always

[Headie]

Halle Berry >>>>>>>> Hale

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

..yeah maybe a little bit..:laugh:...he would probably only lock her in a cellar for 35 yrs but I don't think he'd kill her...

am I marriage material? -yes she answered...little did she know

http://i61.tinypic.com/2itpvsg.jpg

[kistar]

we need to know what his mum meant when she referred to the incident last year. I'm pretty sure both he and his mum buried his ex girlfriend together

It's to do with an american woman he met and ended up she was married , Erin put a link to an interview he did about it on the thread about Steven and Kimberley having a serious talk .

[Samm]

omg I though Jale was a man when she walked in then

[Headie]

#sackemma

:clap1:

[Pete.]

Hale coming back to slay you all

[smudgie]

So, is Kim actually totally brainless, she can't think for herself.

[Achilles]

Helen wants to join the Goode clan

[Jordan.]

bye at Helen trying to look good when they're all in fancy dress

[Amy Jade]

Kim looks like one of Charlie's Angels

[smeagol]

dont listen to that evil bitch kim. jesus brun your memories is sick, heartless bitch

[Johnnyuk123]

It's to do with an american woman he met and ended up she was married , Erin put a link to an interview he did about it on the thread about Steven and Kimberley having a serious talk .

He got her preggers then made her abort it. Lovely chap.

[Headie]

Is this the outdated CD promo?

[Adamw92]

**** off Steven! :bored:

[Shaun]

please please please please stop showing these three

[MB.]

Here for Steven sticking it in her whilst looking like Leo Sayer gone through the microwave

[Johnnyuk123]

It's almost been a Mark free 3d eyebrows night tonight and that has to be good news.

[Saph]

was that elton john?

[Ammi]

..Steven has put a secret camera in Kim's headband so he knows where she is at all times..

[GypsyGoth]

I'd say Steven is a coke fiend.

[Achilles]

Chris owning the dance floor :laugh:

[Shaun]

....ok nvm show those three again

[Samm]

Danielle looking classy

[MB.]

Danielle the good Catholic girl don't wanna be hung up like her man and she

[Saph]

When are they gonna be treated to a Love Locs party?

[smudgie]

:dance: go Elton.

[Ammi]

..Young Hearts...:lovedup:..

[Samm]

Mark :love:

[Adamw92]

No you don't Mark

[smeagol]

its good when they are happy but they didnt show enough as always

[MB.]

Get that Dolly promo

[Amy Jade]

Mark is such a fake

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Achilles]

Mark: ME ME ME ME ME

[Saph]

my new loockghghck

[Samm]

When are they gonna be treated to a Love Locs party?

Danielle will be dressed as khia of course

[CaudleHalbard]

If they are digital photos Kimbot could always run off some new prints when she leaves the house! :D

[Headie]

When are they gonna be treated to a Love Locs party?

Late entrants giving some SorryImLate teas?

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark is such a fake

This 10 billion %

[zakman440]

Jade from Little Mix gets it!
487697911397232641

[GypsyGoth]

Kimbot is wishing she had an emotions upgrade.

[Headie]

Mark is such a fake

He's lovely and funny :love:

[smeagol]

hate that helen. heartless souless bitch

[Ammi]

am I marriage material? -yes she answered...little did she know

http://i61.tinypic.com/2itpvsg.jpg

..till death do they part..:worry:...

[Jordan.]

Jade from Little Mix gets it!
487697911397232641

spill it Jade :clap1:

[Headie]

It's so dragged out

[Amy Jade]

If they are digital photos Kimbot could always run off some new prints when she leaves the house! :D

They were Polaroids

[Samm]

Jade from Little Mix gets it!
487697911397232641

Jade was always my favourite

[Pete.]

Danielle will be dressed as khia of course
Poz comes back dressed as her idol - Khia

[Achilles]

Imagine how bad Sasha must have been if she prefers Steven

[Saph]

Jade from Little Mix gets it!
487697911397232641

*considers illegally downloading Salute to show my agreement*

[Jordan.]

get this cd outta my face

[Marsh.]

So they had that party just so Marcus could voice over a 70s disco album advert?

[Headie]

Always liked Jade tbh

[Saph]

lol at all this disco inferno promo

[Headie]

That was a weak promo

Nile Rodgers should ask for his money back tbh

[Johnnyuk123]

Next week task involves an std test. They all fail and are back on basic rations.

[Ammi]

So they had that party just so Marcus could voice over a 70s disco album advert?


..and that isn't a good enough reason for the party..:fist:...

[Jordan.]

I'm listening to Move during the adverts in Jade's honour http://i.imgur.com/NtWmUg6.gif

[Pete.]

Jade from Little Mix gets it!
487697911397232641
When can Perrie

[smeagol]

i might have to play some disco tomorrow i like abit of cheese

[MB.]

Lidl Mix gettin dat useless Ashleigh promo

[Shaun]

only just noticed that's literally the only reason they gave the HMs a disco :joker:

[Saph]

get this cd outta my face

Mariah ft Nicki promo?

[Marsh.]

One of the housemates should have a Phoebe Buffay meltdown.

"Boo us?! BOO YOU!!!"

[Amy Jade]

Next week task involves an std test. They all fail and are back on basic rations.

Danielle would pass, the only man in her life is God :flutter:

[Pete.]

Lidi Mix lol

[MB.]

only just noticed that's literally the only reason they gave the HMs a disco :joker:

That and so Kim and Steven can bonk in funny wigs

[abhorson]

Steven and Kim are both twats.

[chuff me dizzy]

Steven and Kim are both twats.

Totally agree both as bad as each other

[Johnnyuk123]

I love these movie adverts. Gives me a heads up on what movie to avoid.

[smeagol]

sure these adverts are getting longer

[erinp5]

Mark
http://static.weltsport.net/bilder/spieler/gross/2896.jpg

[Samm]

United Kingdom Trends · Change
#5sosRockOutWithOurSocksOutTour
#LetsTalkBrazil
Keep Ashleigh

3rd trending in the UK :clap1:

[CaudleHalbard]

Steven and Kim are both twats.
A fair summary!

[Achilles]

Boogie Nights coming up :banana:

[MB.]

Time for tha D

[Shaun]

oh wow, intense scenes of sexual intercourse

better get the lube ready

[Marsh.]

:worry: Oh no! It's here.

[Mizzle]

:umm2: argh I am getting more anxious about the sex the nearer it gets

[smeagol]

sexual intercourse. with a robot wooo

[Headie]

Everyone evict Jale in the last minute, get dat vote push

[Ammi]

Boogie Nights coming up :banana:

..:dance:..

[Samm]

United Kingdom Trends · Change
#5sosRockOutWithOurSocksOutTour
#LetsTalkBrazil
Keep Ashleigh

3rd trending in the UK :clap1:

.

[Mizzle]

I might actually have to leave the room

[MB.]

:umm2: argh I am getting more anxious about the sex the nearer it gets

story of my life tbh

[smudgie]

I find all scenes with Steven and Kim offensive, the sex does not bother me.

[Marsh.]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/7/20/1248112832429/A-box-of-tissues-001.jpg

Tissue anyone?

[Achilles]

in the bog?

[Gusto Brunt]

Intense scenes of sexual intercourse

[Saph]

#5sosRockOutWithOurSocksOutTour


my mum wants to go to this lol

[MB.]

let's all hold hands and pray for anal

[Ammi]

..if they had any compassion at all they'd F2F nominate Kim and set her free...

[smeagol]

hope he doesn't hump her like a donkey. thats not a good position for tv

[Samm]

yass

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsSpTyJIYAAkT6G.jpg

[Samm]

Most graphic ever shown :worry:

[Shaun]

i'm scared

[Johnnyuk123]

sexual intercourse. with a robot wooo

And with tesco value fish fingers. 69p

[Achilles]

graphic? :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

Steven does something onto Kim's face.

[Adamw92]

Most graphic ever?! :shocked:

[Drew.]

Thats about 5 warnings of graphic scenes now, this best be good.

[Alf]

Steven and Kim looking for a deal with Television X

[minny03]

oh god i'm cringing inside

[Shaun]

christopher twirling his ginger pubes

[Marsh.]

More graphic than Michelle Bass's feet? :worry:

And Makosi's finger face? :worry: And the wine bottle? D:

[Doogle]

Jale slaying

[Amy Jade]

Why did my Nana not go to bingo tonight? :(

This is gonna be awkward...

[smeagol]

this is going to be big let down like his willy to kim

[Achilles]

Will it give me a boner? That's the acid test for "graphic"

[Shaun]

JALE NO CLOSE YOUR LEGS

i'm expecting it in every scene now sorry

[MB.]

Jale gettin dat vaguely negative airtime

[Doogle]

Thought the warning would be about Jale then

[Saph]

i better see a bit of dick

[Adamw92]

Why did my Nana not go to bingo tonight? :(

This is gonna be awkward...

:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Get Jale out!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

Jale's thighs could feed Africa for 10 years.

[Locke.]

I hope Steven keeps that wig on while he's pounding Kim over the dining room table

[smeagol]

pathetic they love eachother after a week

[Headie]

Jale getting evicted ain't that graphic, Emma. She's wearing knickers xoxo

[Samm]

i better see a bit of dick

Steven's tbh :/

[Waynoo]

open it kim

[smudgie]

Just how old are this pair of plonkers?

[Drew.]

I hope Steven keeps that wig on while he's pounding Kim over the dining room table

:joker:

[Shaun]

he's so ****ing manipulative it's unreal :umm2: "don't say that i'll feel bad"

[Achilles]

I wanna see Kimberly's titties

[MB.]

Omg this shiz be too graphic

[GypsyGoth]

Get it out Steven!

[Marsh.]

Kim getting cosy with the murderer for a bit of cock.

[MB.]

He's rubbing her shoulder and everyfin

[Tregard]

Daily Star must be having a field day

[chuff me dizzy]

When will the penny drop with the miserable whiny voiced cow Steven doesnt give a single flying one about her

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh my god i'm so uncomfortable

[Ammi]

Why did my Nana not go to bingo tonight? :(

This is gonna be awkward...

..:laugh:..your nana might be delighted she didn't go..:amazed:...

[Marsh.]

I wanna see Kimberly's titties

Get it out Steven!

:joker:

[reece(:]

I wanna see Kimberly's titties
Google

[Shaun]

here for an ash threeway tbh

[Saph]

Kim getting cosy with the murderer for a bit of cock.

salman teas

[smeagol]

does kim moan during sex or just say beep beep and static noises

[MB.]

Omg those jeans are too graphic for my virgin eyes

[Crimson Dynamo]

Loving the inferno

[Ammi]

..somebody hold me..:worry:...

[Novo]

This is like how David use to speak to Mollie before fleminggate

[MB.]

Danielle in the bath, that's the graphic stuff right there

[Jordan.]

i better see a bit of dick

http://media.tumblr.com/875db9d1ad6d36ccd1858a41ef9d3f90/tumblr_inline_mlsxshwHvM1qz4rgp.gif

quench that thirst hun

[Gusto Brunt]

Are we gonna see his penis??

[Shaun]

ashleigh looks... idk what she looks like

[Doogle]

I just jumped holy ****

[Achilles]

Here it is 3some Chris, Ashleigh and Danielle

[abhorson]

Hope Jale goes.

How can you be slagged off for three weeks and then join Helen and ditch your pals?

Or a playing the ultimate game? Frigged up.

[Samm]

Ashleigh slaying with that mask

[Marsh.]

In the shower? D:

[MB.]

Are we gonna see his penis??

#wewantdickslip2k14