CH5HD Big Brother Discussion Live Eviction 9PM Friday 11/7/14

[Adamw92]

ashleigh looks... idk what she looks like

I saw her out of the corner of my eye, had a little laugh when I looked :laugh:

[Headie]

Jade needs to use her £££ to get Jale out

[Shaun]

oh ew ew ew ew ew ew

[Achilles]

Why wait 10 years? So they can grow up? :laugh:

[Ammi]

..oh jeez, he's going to stalk her and stroke her face for 10 years...

[reece(:]

What kinda romp

[Johnnyuk123]

OMG the graphic is that stevo the psycho came all over Ashleigh's face.

[smeagol]

chris is waiting for ashleigh dirty rolf lol

[Cal.]

wtf lol

[Jordan.]

#wewantdickslip2k14

I can't with this thread rn

[GypsyGoth]

They so horny.

[Livia]

God, he's off again...

[Amy Jade]

I actually hate Steven

[MB.]

Vote Jale you slugs kthx ta xxx

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

..somebody hold me..:worry:...

http://i57.tinypic.com/10h7err.jpg

[Marsh.]

Please!!! Not on the dance floor!!!!!!

[Tregard]

I feel like we'll all be a little closer after we've been through this

[Gusto Brunt]

Steven and Kim looking for a deal with Television X

:joker::joker:

[CaudleHalbard]

Has everyone got their video recorders ready. Lol :D

[Adamw92]

Because you are Steven

[Crimson Dynamo]

Emma name checking LT

Voice of reason

[Saph]

"it makes me feel like a possessive controlling twat"

bye

[smudgie]

..somebody hold me..:worry:...

More like somebody hold the bucket steady. :yuk:

[Achilles]

This foreplay is boring :hmph:

[Jordan.]

I bet Nile Rodgers paid them to do this during the episode his flop album is shown

[Ammi]

http://i57.tinypic.com/10h7err.jpg

...hawwwww..:lovedup:...

[MB.]

I can't with this thread rn

Can't hide the feeling hun

[Mizzle]

oh my god i'm so uncomfortable
totally
most uncomfortable I've ever been watching BB


this guy's a see you next TTTTTTT

[Samm]

steven :unsure: "will you never leave me"

[Adamw92]

Here for Kim being all "okay so...bye!" when she leaves the house :laugh:

[Novo]

Dear god

[Livia]

Make it stop....

[MeMyselfAndI]

so cringey ah

[Marsh.]

Is that what gets women in to bed? :think:

:joker:

[Doogle]

He's so messed up and controlling

Why is this all the airtime?

[Saph]

I bet Nile Rodgers paid them to do this during the episode his flop album is shown

lol

[chuff me dizzy]

chris is waiting for ashleigh dirty rolf lol

Too far smeagol

[Gusto Brunt]

This foreplay is boring :hmph:

He must be hard by now...:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

uh oh

[smeagol]

he is liar . oh yea i can tell. def lying, he just likes the game

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i feel like i'm watching those lifetime movies where at the end the girlfriend goes on trial for killing her psycho boyfriend

[Johnnyuk123]

Stevo is gonna start singing two little boys any second now.

[Samm]

:worry:

[Ammi]

More like somebody hold the bucket steady. :yuk:

..well yes, that as well Smudge...

[Alf]

Go on Bob! get stuck in there.

[MB.]

I bet Davina is flicking her bean and everyfin

[reece(:]

nothing wrong with a bit dick on the side

[Samm]

umm

[MeMyselfAndI]

Steven is crazy! omg lmao

[GypsyGoth]

:cheer: make that baby!!!

[minny03]

no condom?

[Achilles]

Under the covers, so graphic

[MB.]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00358/F_200709_September1_358447a.jpg

[Saph]

omfg lmaoooo

[Adamw92]

:shocked:

[Samm]

omg

[Yoshi888]

What makes it graphic if it's under the sheets

[Shaun]

wow he finishes quick

[Livia]

Speechless.

[Drew.]

Hes going for it!!!

[Marsh.]

That was fast. :suspect:

[Amy Jade]

Not even graphic thank god

[MB.]

i just came tbqh

[Doogle]

Wow he lasted longer than I expected

[Adamw92]

Well that was quick

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

eeeeewwwwwww 50 seconds was it worth it

[Johnnyuk123]

Tube steak anyone?

[Amy Jade]

30 seconds hahaha

[Jordan.]

wow so intense

[GypsyGoth]

10 seconds of joy.

[Ammi]

..are we nearly there yet...

[Gusto Brunt]

He couldn't be a porn star. He came too quickly. :D

[reece(:]

pmsl

[Loukas]

steven is vile

[Yoshi888]

What an anti climax literally

[Achilles]

I didn't even get a semi :hmph:

Graphic my arse

[Adamw92]

Guess this is it...

[smudgie]

Did you?:joker::joker::joker:

Oh dear god....

[Vanessa]

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[smeagol]

was that it LOL shaggin her like a cow and she made no noise at all

are bb nuts. get real and watch real bb's in the rest of the world that is lame

[Shaun]

..are we nearly there yet...

stop reading kim's mind pls

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

no condom?

that's what I was thinking

[Mizzle]

Errrrrrghghhghghhhhhh!!!!!

[Cal.]

"I enjoyed it"

lies spotted

[Johnnyuk123]

Well that was quick

You can boil an egg quicker than that.

[Amy Jade]

Kim needs to pull a Makosi and go ask for the pill tomorrow :flutter:

[Ammi]

10 seconds of joy.


..a lifetime to find a safe hiding place...

[Marsh.]

"I enjoyed it"

lies spotted

:joker:

[Heaven = Winner]

Lord, that was the quickest thing I ever saw. 60 second man?

[jackc1806]

:laugh:

Wasn't that graphic

[Vanessa]

:cheer: make that baby!!!

:laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

poor kim stuck with a psycho that can't even make her cum.

[CaudleHalbard]

I think that's what's called a "quickie" !

[smeagol]

she made more noise when he fingerd her lol and it lasted longer

[Marsh.]

Poor Stephen's mum, I bet she's stuck to her seat after that.

[LaLaLand]

I feel damaged...

[Gusto Brunt]

The sheets will need to be washed. :eek:

[burnie]

Lol what a way to show the british public that you're a one minute magician

[Saph]

tbf hes been building up for like 4 weeks now

[Adamw92]

You can boil an egg quicker than that.

:joker: Maybe we're just being mean and it was somehow cut down? ...naaahhh! :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

..a lifetime to find a safe hiding place...

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Kimberley almost screamed the house down when he fingered her with those thin fingers and yet she didn't make a sound then. Doesn't say much for his cock.

[smeagol]

steves mum is jealous

[erinp5]

Lines close in one minute ,Steven on the other hand closed in ten seconds.

[smudgie]

Looked like some idiot dry humping a robot to be honest:shrug:

[Samm]

Lydia :joker:

487703446481797120

[Pete.]

I just had an awkward giggle during that because I can't believe how stupid they are to do that on TV

[Achilles]

I'm complaining to OFCOM. Big Brother lied to me and forced me to take my pants down for nothing

[Yoshi888]

It might be graphic because it was anal

[MB.]

And to think Jim and Linda didn't shag it out because they were scared of the cameras :bored:

[Johnnyuk123]

BB edited out the pillow.

[Livia]

That was one of the least erotic things I've ever seen.

[Marsh.]

Can't wait for the editing card to be played. "We didn't do anything, it was edited".

[Pete.]

He looked like he squashed her tho :worry:

And it was like he was doing his pillow :worry:

[kistar]

Poor Stephen's mum, I bet she's stuck to her seat after that.

What about his Nan I bet her teeth fell out her mouth was open so long!

[Marsh.]

Lines close in one minute ,Steven on the other hand closed in ten seconds.

:joker:

[smudgie]

Kimberley almost screamed the house down when he fingered her with those thin fingers and yet she didn't make a sound then. Doesn't say much for his cock.

Aye well, she obviously prefers Captain Birdseye to Stevens todger.

[Adamw92]

I'm complaining to OFCOM. Big Brother lied to me and forced me to take my pants down for nothing

Awww :pat: go watch the BB6 jacuzzi moment

[fitz2k2]

you call that sex?was that 6 secs or something?lmaoooooooooo

[Pete.]

I'm complaining to OFCOM. Big Brother lied to me and forced me to take my pants down for nothing
XD

[smeagol]

oh yes we all feel stupid now with our trousesr around are ankles holding our dicks and thinking wtf lol

[Heaven = Winner]

He looked like he squashed her tho :worry:

And it was like he was doing his pillow :worry:

Plot twist: He actually did his mattress

[Amy Jade]

Lines close in one minute ,Steven on the other hand closed in ten seconds.

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

Lines close in one minute ,Steven on the other hand closed in ten seconds.

:laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

wow he finishes quick

Thought the same :laugh:

[Marsh.]

That's what he'll do when he kills her. Bang her like a cow whilst smothering her. :shocked:

[Jordan.]

I'm complaining to OFCOM. Big Brother lied to me and forced me to take my pants down for nothing

lol

[Cal.]

I hope one of them is evicted soon so we don't have to endure that again

[Johnnyuk123]

She was face down, he's gay.

[Heaven = Winner]

Lines close in one minute ,Steven on the other hand closed in ten seconds.

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

Thought the same :laugh:

hahahah worst stroke game ever

[MB.]

omg

[Adamw92]

Looked like some idiot dry humping a robot to be honest:shrug:

Maybe it was actually dry humping :shrug:

[Brother Leon]

Oh Steven...

[MB.]

Bye Ashleigh s0b

[CaudleHalbard]

Their families must feel proud!

TBH, it was hilarious not graphic! :D

[zakman440]

I'm shaking like a nervous wreck!

[Samm]

:worry:

[Saph]

rip ashleigh :love:

[Jordan.]

time for the second disappointment of the night

[Gusto Brunt]

Don't forget Steven's gran is watching.

[SocietyIsRuined]

That's what he'll do when he kills her. Bang her like a cow whilst smothering her. :shocked:

lol, I wouldn't put it past him. He's definitely a psychopath. :laugh:

[Adamw92]

Get steven out! :tongue:

[Shaun]

get steven out chants :worship:

[abhorson]

What twats to do that on TV.

[Samm]

Get Steven Out lol

[Amy Jade]

Steven out hahaha

[Marsh.]

They should chant "OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT!"

[Achilles]

GET STEVEN OUT :banana:

[Vanessa]

Lines close in one minute ,Steven on the other hand closed in ten seconds.

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

He loves her so much he wants to bang her on national tv.:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Loving chants

[smudgie]

Get Steven out:dance:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

he's going to cry so hard

[reece(:]

Looked like some idiot dry humping a robot to be honest:shrug:

that's what it was

[Doogle]

Get Steven Out? :joker:

[Cal.]

OMG,

bye ashleigh :(

[Johnnyuk123]

Get Steven out!:joker::joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

if the housemates hear these chants and get him out monday :love:

[Shaun]

OMFG

[Mizzle]

Yeah hopefully that'll get him some noms!

[Samm]

yasss

[Shaun]

OMG YES

[Alf]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeesss!

[Samm]

yass

[Jordan.]

omg yaaaaaaas

[MeMyselfAndI]

YES

[Saph]

OMG YAAAAS bye slugsworth

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

yeeeeeeeeeeees mother ****as

[Doogle]

OH MY GOD what?!!???!?!??!!?

[Amy Jade]

I knew it.

[Gusto Brunt]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MB.]

YES YES YES YES YES YES omg omg I am wet

[Shaun]

:amazed: :amazed: :amazed: :amazed: :amazed: :amazed: :amazed: :amazed: :amazed: :amazed:

[Yoshi888]

Knew it

[Jordan.]

Queeen ashleigh

[smudgie]

:dance::dance::dance::cheer2:

Yesssssssssssss

[Cal.]

YESSSSSSSSS

[Headie]

Yasssssss

[minny03]

praise the lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burnie]

Yessss!!!! Bye Bye Jale

[Saph]

Mutha Ps impact

[smeagol]

wow jale out i ddnt think she would be. woooooooooooooooooooo

[Samm]

bye slug

[Ammi]

..wow...

[Braden]

Yay, Ashleigh is here for Armageddon week...let's hope she doesn't go on Monday :love:

[abhorson]

Yesssssssssssssssss.

[GypsyGoth]

Yessss!!! The perfect night, Jale evicted and get Steven out chants!!!!

[massivebbukfan]

Woooooooooo

[Mizzle]

Awww Jale :(

[Marsh.]

So Monday's eviction: Ashleigh or Marlon?

[Johnnyuk123]

that was a good result.

[Shaun]

yay ashleigh can stay for a weekend <3

[minny03]

omg i can't believe it!!!!!!!

[Achilles]

:worship: general public

[Cal.]

Best result of the series!!!

[reece(:]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

& get Steven out :worship:

[zakman440]

YESSSSSSS! Im so happy!

[Drew.]

Can't say she'll be missed

[serensilver]

2 shocks in 2 weeks??

[Doogle]

Well she lasted 3 evictions with that curse, she had to go eventually I guess

[Amy Jade]

I love Kim's shorts!

[Vanessa]

Ashleigh can go on monday. :joker:

[Adamw92]

Toya didn't get any of that when she walked up the stairs :hmph:

[Yoshi888]

Yessss!!! The perfect night, Jale evicted and get Steven out chants!!!!

Agreed :)

[Marsh.]

Not worth it tbh because Ashleigh will be gone in three days.

[Saph]

this has been the best show since Toya left

[smeagol]

thats what you get for being a two faced rat jale. she ruined her own chance. silly game player. she'd of done better to be her true self

[minny03]

she is so disappointed. lol i love it!

[Heaven = Winner]

I knew Pauline was right when she didn't like Jale <3

[Brother Leon]

Super Marl's army sealing her fate.

[Amy Jade]

I like Jale, she's been a good hm

[armand.kay]

Slug is out.

[Jordan.]

Should have been Marlon though

[abhorson]

MORAL

Don't snide with Helen. Bye Jale.

[Saph]

#Buyteenagedreamthecompleteconfectiononitunes

[Cal.]

YESSSSSSS! Im so happy!

We did it<3333333333333333:dance:

[Marsh.]

Now I'm getting how unfair that killer nom is. :sad:

[Achilles]

Been happy with every single eviction so far :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Johnnyuk123]

BB spent this week widening the exit door so it was expected.

[Adamw92]

Actually not as bothered by that as I thought I'd be...

[reece(:]

Should have been Marlon though
.

Ashleigh betta not go on Monday now

[GypsyGoth]

The right result again, well I wish it was Christopher, but that was never gonna happen when two girls were up also.

[Brother Leon]

At least Monday isn't COMPLETELY predictable. Will still be Marlon though.

[chuff me dizzy]

Brilliant result but better still Get Steven out

[MB.]

I actually liked Jale but Ashleigh staying over her nearly redeems the last two evictions :love:

[Achilles]

The nation will have to live on salt rations for a few months though now

[Doogle]

I loved Jale :( Should have been that whiny prick Christopher

Given the circumstances this is a big surprise though and I couldn't be happier

[kistar]

We did it<3333333333333333:dance:

Woooooooooohoooooooooooooo

[smudgie]

Fantastic result, especially the chanting.

Steven will have a breakdown.:joker:

[Achilles]

Brilliant result but better still Get Steven out

It was perfect :cheer2:

[smeagol]

nice surprise think i,ll celebrate by twerking the neighbours through the window

[Johnnyuk123]

Kim will now spend loads of time comforting Stevo the psycho that the crowd boos meant nothing.

[jackc1806]

Brilliant and I actually liked Jale.

[Amy Jade]

I won't lie, I would pmsl if Ashleigh got kicked out on monday after her fans had spent so much money getting Jale out :hehe:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh the creepy advert is back with the old guy singing thank heaven for little girls.

[MB.]

Is that "thank heaven for little girls" bop by Rolf Harris idk

[Mizzle]

It should have been Marlon but I am glad Ashleigh stayed overall

[MeMyselfAndI]

slugsworth is out
http://i.minus.com/ibwSUR1VcRyfX9.gif

[smeagol]

will ashleigh walk though as she wnated to go

[Achilles]

Jale getting evicted is justice for ditching her "friend" Marlon after he was there for her during first week

[Johnnyuk123]

The right result again, well I wish it was Christopher, but that was never gonna happen when two girls were up also.

Christopher hasn't done anything wrong to be fair. He is annoying yes but a good person and housemate which the viewers can see.

[MB.]

Omg Danielle gettin dat airtime

[Adamw92]

OMG Danielle on a webcam show

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg Danielle has her own show :worship:

[CaudleHalbard]

will ashleigh walk though as she wnated to go
I bet she won't! ;)

[Amy Jade]

omg webcam girls!!

[Samm]

omg @ Danielle

[smeagol]

was that danielle as a webcam girl

[LemonPen]

the webcam girls wtf? danielle?