BB Limerick Corner.

[Johnnyuk123]

Post your limericks here.:joker:

When Steven said Kim open it
She wrongly thought he had said s.h.i.t
so true to her word
she rolled out a turd
and they both woke up covered in s.h.i.t

[Kizzy]

ew

[Kazanne]

Post your limericks here.:joker:

When Steven said Kim open it
She wrongly thought he had said s.h.i.t
so true to her word
she rolled out a turd
and they both woke up covered in s.h.i.t

:joker::joker::joker::joker:When I've stopped laughing I'll roll one out!!!:joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:When I've stopped laughing I'll roll one out!!!:joker::joker:

We all need a bit of lighthearted fun on here. :joker:

I'm thinking up a few more as we speak. :joker:

[Kazanne]

Helen and Ash,fancied some pash
So the dived beneath the sheets,
But much to their surprise,what fell before their eyes
was Steven and Kimberlys feet!!!!

[Kazanne]

:thumbs:We all need a bit of lighthearted fun on here. :joker:

I'm thinking up a few more as we speak. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Helen and Ash,fancied some pash
So the dived beneath the sheets,
But much to their surprise,what fell before their eyes
was Steven and Kimberlys feet!!!!

:joker::joker::joker:

[sampvt]

Steve is a millionaire steed
so Kimberly swallowed his seed
in less than an hour
his cock was a flower
and her minge was a bundle of weeds

[Johnnyuk123]

As Kim made a run for the door
Steven knocked her flat out on the floor
Mark said hey whatcha doing
he said nowt were just screwing
As he opened her up on the floor

[Johnnyuk123]

Steve is a millionaire steed
so Kimberly swallowed his seed
in less than an hour
his cock was a flower
and her minge was a bundle of weeds

:joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

As Ashleigh's teddy was snoozing in bed
he felt something touching his leg
Is that you Ashleigh dear?
No it's me Steve I'm queer!
and that rod in your back ain't my leg

[Kazanne]

There was a young girl called Bianca
who was really a bit of a wanka
She got out her bits
and displayed her tits
Glad she's gone to be honest,lol

[Kazanne]

As Ashleigh's teddy was snoozing in bed
he felt something was touching his leg
Is that you Ashleigh dear?
No it's me Steve I'm queer!
and that rod in your back ain't my leg

:joker::joker: Stop it :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

There was a young girl called Bianca
who was really a bit of a wanka
She got out her bits
and displayed her tits
Glad she's gone to be honest,lol

:joker::joker::joker:
keep em coming.:joker:

[Daffodil]

An Essex girl called Biannca
thought stripping would make people thank her
But Winston did cringe
at the sight of her minge
What a silly w*nker!


Wordsworth.

[Johnnyuk123]

As Toya was praying her gash
she said me and that Helen will clash
She's rude and she's cruel
And I'm nobodies fool
that tart's worse than daily star trash

[Kazanne]

An Essex girl called Biannca
thought stripping would make people thank her
But Winston did cringe
at the sight of her minge
What a silly w*nker!


Wordsworth.

:joker::joker: love it

[Kazanne]

Steve is a millionaire steed
so Kimberly swallowed his seed
in less than an hour
his cock was a flower
and her minge was a bundle of weeds

:joker::joker::cheer2:

[sampvt]

Ch5 bought a show called Big Brother
then they hired a bunch of sick mothers
they changed the shows ethos
and ignored our complaints
now its so bad no-one bothers

[Johnnyuk123]

An Essex girl called Biannca
thought stripping would make people thank her
But Winston did cringe
at the sight of her minge
What a silly w*nker!


Wordsworth.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh's teddy set off to the loo
to gather his thoughts and to poo
he was rolling one out
when he heard Steven shout
I own you now so I say when you poo!

[Johnnyuk123]

Ch5 bought a show called Big Brother
then they hired a bunch of sick mothers
they changed the shows ethos
and ignored our complaints
now its so bad no-one bothers

:joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Ch5 thinks their show is a hit
while we on the forums shout s.h.i.t
the ratings are down
cos of these fekin clowns
who we all know just don't give a s.h.i.t

[Daffodil]

Pauline in the house was a farce
She gave Helen a final free pass!
Extremely rude
and never without food
No wonder she had a big arse.

[Daffodil]

A brainy young lady called Kim
Found love with a chap who was dim.
She got very frantic
at his attempts to be romantic
...then ran away from him.

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh's teddy was telling BB
that 2 second Steve just raped me
I reached down for a sock
ended up with his cock
now a needle and threads what I need

[Kazanne]

A brainy young lady called Kim
Found love with a chap who was dim.
She got very frantic
at his attempts to be romantic
...then ran away from him.

You're good at this Daffodil :joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

As Steve's duvet moved up and down
you could hear Helen say oh what a clown
who's he doing now
bet it's Ashleigh that cow
no it's me teddy screamed help me out!

[waterhog]

johnuk123 deserves a award
because he has started what we all applaud.
thank you mate for this thread
its rising faster then my bakers bread.
its full of fun and more secure then a bank
we have seen bianca tease winston about the w???.
poetry has now been born and its not corny
thanks allot and a great thread goes to Johny.

[Johnnyuk123]

johnuk123 deserves a award
because he has started what we all applaud.
thank you mate for this thread
its rising faster then my bakers bread.
its full of fun and more secure then a bank
we have seen bianca tease winston about the w???.
poetry has now been born and its not corny
thanks allot and a great thread goes to Johny.

Cheers. Thanks for the compliment and limerick. :cheer2:

[Johnnyuk123]

As Winston was having a wank
Somehow all he shot was a blank
Bianca said fine
You can still be all mine
Till Winston said I'd rather suck cock.

[Northern Monkey]

There was a young lady called Kimbot,
But now she's covered in cocksnot,
After a dick,
She got real sick,
And now she's getting her rim blocked

BaBoom

[mr rochester]

What's that I can see on the box?
It's Helen - she's washing Ash's socks
As he sits there and chats
She's caught fleas and six rats
A moth, !4 owls and a fox


Capernicus

[mr rochester]

As Steven's hair fell on the floor
The crowd were all baying for more
They yelled - "Off with his head
Your career is dead
Your a narcissist, prat and a bore"

[Johnnyuk123]

As Steven's hair fell on the floor
The crowd were all baying for more
They yelled - "Off with his head
Your career is dead
Your a narcissist, prat and a bore"

:joker::joker::joker:

[mr rochester]

Where's Kim? Steven begged of our Emma
On the horns of his gawping dilemma
She said she would wait
I'm a bull at a gate
And my eyes bulge with terror and tremor

[Pincho Paxton]

Whilst everyone else is dozin'
Steve comes as soon as it goes in,
He wriggles around, Helen leaps to the ground
unfortunately bashing her nose in!

[Johnnyuk123]

Whilst everyone else is dozin'
Steve comes as soon as it goes in,
He wriggles around, Helen leaps to the ground
unfortunately bashing her nose in!

:joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Now Steven is up for eviction
it's causing them nothing but friction
he shaved off his hair
said it's not fekin fair
i'm a great guy with very good diction.

[Alf]

There was a young woman called Jale
Who's breasts were the prices of ale
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille

[Johnnyuk123]

There was a young woman called Jale
Who's breasts were the prices of ale
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille

:joker::joker::joker:
That is sooo funny!:joker:

[Alf]

:joker::joker::joker:
That is sooo funny!:joker:
It would be if jale was pronounced Jail and not jarlay

[Johnnyuk123]

As Helen read through BB's script
she said no way am I doing this s.h.i.t
now they want me to say
that Ashleigh's is OK
I will never say that to this bitch

[Pincho Paxton]

Steven was having a hoot,
Opening up Kim's shoot
but her tummy pain drove him insane,
and now he's as bald as a coot.

[Yoshi888]

So mods allow this thread but give me a warning for my describe how you feel about Ashley on one sentence thread for being pointless. Unless I am missing something I am afraid there is some sketchy moderation going on here.