2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 6

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PLAQUE ATTACK

howling

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josy is BB6 ur fav :flutter:

[Marsh.]

BB6? :amazed: What side?

[Firewire]

i don't wanna go to work tomorrow ugh don't make me

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its on dave

[reece(:]

I miss Kinga

[Marsh.]

Sheridan Smith with dreadlocks on UK Gold +1 :eek:

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sheridan :flutter:

[Josy]

josy is BB6 ur fav :flutter:

Nah

BB3

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i was 11 when that aired http://s21.postimg.org/jhig1agvn/image.jpg

[Firewire]

Sheridan is my favourite British actress, I adore her :flutter:

[Marsh.]

I was 14.

[Firewire]

i was 11 when that aired http://s21.postimg.org/jhig1agvn/image.jpg

i was 6/7

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olivia colman >

[Marsh.]

It's weird seeing Jade. :umm2:

[Firewire]

EC8Y-Xzm8oU

i wanna watch this show howling

[Josy]

This makes me miss the old bb's

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specialist subject on mastermind = general knowledge

[Josy]

:laugh:

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why are all the men on don't tell the bride so ****ing stupid

this guy spent almost £2000 on models of animals and ordered a £90 wedding dress from ebay

[Marsh.]

Fancy spending so much money on a wedding. Go down the registry office and go on holiday.

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just don't get married

[Jessica.]

ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO LET ME SEE YOUR PEACOCK
http://share.gifyoutube.com/jZi.gif

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gail platt is probably the greatest person ever to exist

[Josy]

gail platt is probably the greatest person ever to exist

http://i57.tinypic.com/6tee6p.gif

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the gif youtube thing doesn't work on mobile :fist:

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i love jared leto

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that wasn't even funny

[Marsh.]

http://share.gifyoutube.com/jZq.gif

I miss BBLB

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I feel so brave i am sleeping without the lamp on for the first time since last week when the wardrobe door kept creeping open by itself

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its because the hinge is wonky like it was an ikea flat pack i built myself i still freaked out though

[Kizzy]

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[Ammi]

'Cos if you don't believe, it can't hurt you
And when you let it leave, it can't hurt you
'Cos if you don't believe, then you know
Then you know it can never do you harm
'Cos if you don't believe, it can't hurt you

[Ammi]

I feel so brave i am sleeping without the lamp on for the first time since last week when the wardrobe door kept creeping open by itself

..hawww, that is brave though...

[Ramsay]

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10489798_10203163427383010_4139388075684886282_n.j pg

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Deirdre Barlow sat at the end of the Rovers Return bar alone, entranced in the glass of gin and tonic she was swirling from boredom. She'd had a fight with Ken whom she left in the sitting room reading his newspaper. Swirling her drink, she found herself lost in her thoughts. It may have been the added effect of alcohol but she soon found herself drowning in her thoughts. She imagined herself the slice of lemon being swung around the glass with every swirl of it. She contemplated her life and her boredom with it. She noticed her fingers clutching her drink and did not recognise the old hands before her as her own. They were weathered and wizened but without stories to tell. I've wasted it, she thought to herself, I've wasted it all.

She looked up from her next-to-empty glass of gin and tonic and looked down the bar to find her gaze met by that of Gail Platt's. Gail was smiling at Deirdre and stroking the rim of her half-full glass of red wine. She fluttered her eyelashes and something in that seemingly innocent act stirred something in Deirdre that made her heart flutter just like Gail's clumpy eyelashes. Gail swirled her glass once and knocked back the rest of her drink before giving Deirdre a wink and walking to the ladies' room. With that wink Deirdre knew something was going on and, out of natural curiosity, knocked back the rest of her own drink and followed Gail.

Deirdre stopped outside the bathroom door and coughed her raspy smoker's cough to clear her throat and tugged at the base of her skirt and shirt to straighten them out and neaten them up. She put her hand on the door to the toilets and stopped herself from opening it to ponder what was about to happen. She was about to turn around and go home to bed when she caught sight once more of the old hand that other's would have told her belonged to her. She took a deep breath and in the words of her favourite artist said in a deep husky tone "Yolo".

She pushed open the door and could hear a buzzing. It sounded like Deirdre's "shady lady" electric razor that Ken got her for Christmas. She pushed open the first of three cubicle doors before doing the same to the second. She then realised the buzzing was coming from the third cubicle. "Gail", she called out, "is that you?"

All she heard back was a high-pitched moan which made Deirdre's eyes go wide and which would have made Audrey blush redder than Rita's hair. "Would you like to come and play?", the voice called back to Deirdre. She pushed against the door to find Gail Platt in a frilly rimmed red lace bra and underwear. She was holding a pink vibrator to her right cheek and was dragging it all over her face and neck.

"Gail, I don't-" Deirdre tried before being hushed by Gail. Deirdre looked on as Gail traced the vibrator down over her chins and down her neck 'til it reached her cleavage. There was a hook at the front base of Gail's bra and when she drew the vibrator over it, it burst open and her breasts sprung forth like wild hungry hounds looking for flesh. Deirdre stared at Gail's nipples and Gail's nipples stared back. "You don't look to shocked, Deirdre", Gail said teasingly. "Well, Gail, being honest, I've seen them on Google Images", Deirdre said not breaking eye contact with Gail's glorious udders, "Tracy showed me on her iPhone."

"Yes well, Deirdre, every woman has breasts," Gail said standing up. She reached down and grabbed Deirdre's hand. She pulled it to her thigh and placed it there for a moment before pulling it up her body and replaced it on her right breast. She then placed her own right hand on Deirdre's cheek delicately before moving it down and resting it on Deirdre's still-clothed breast. "I'd like to see yours Deirdre," Gail said softly in an almost-whisper.

Feeling Gail's surprisingly plump breast was the only incentive she needed to know this was what she wanted. Gail was what she wanted. Gailwas what she needed. In an instant she was down to her black bra and underwear standing before an almost completely naked Gail and her pink vibrator. Gail grabbed Deirdre by the waist and pulled her in close 'til their mouths met. Deirdre's mouth was aggressively blitzed by Gail's tongue. At first Deirdre felt things were moving a bit too fast but then she lost herself in the moment and accosted Gail's mouth and tongue in return. Ken never kissed her like this.

Gail used her skilled fingers to pop open Deirdre's bra but Deirdre just kept at it lost in the kiss of her life as her bountiful bosoms fell forth like large droplets of water falling from heaven to nourish the earth below. Gail broke from the kiss and took Deirdre's left nipple into her mouth and showing her the meaning of lust. She played with Deirdre's right nipple as she suckled her left and Deirdre let out a low husky growl of pleasure which only fuelled the ferocity and fervour with which Gail nibbled, dribbled, fiddled, and tickled Deirdre's breasts.

Gail stopped and reached back up to begin kissing Deirdre heavily again. Mid-kiss, Gail began to slide a hand into the back of Deirdre's knickers. She squeezed Deirdre's bum cheeks and dragged her nails up along her cheeks which elicited a sharp groan from Deirdre but did not break the kiss. What did break the kiss was the sound of the ladies' room door opening. Someone clip-clopped in calling Gail's name. It was nobody else other than Gail's own mother, Audrey Roberts.

Thankfully they'd thought to shut the door but Gail's vibrator buzzed away. They fumbled frantically to find the off button but upon consistently failing, Gail acted on pure instinct. Her eyes filled with a dark lust as she ripped Deirdre's knickers off and shoved the vibrator up her vagina. Deirdre fell down on the toilet seat with Gail's hands placed firmly over Deirdre's mouth to stop moans from escaping as well as her vagina to stop the vibrator falling out. Deirdre shut her eyes tightly in mildly painful pleasure and lust that now flooded her entire being.

Audrey called out for Gail and approached the cubicle then knocked on the door. "Gail, are you in there?"

"Yes, mother. I won't be long."

"Alright, love, I just came to look for you. David said you'd gone pub. I'll be out at the bar," Audrey said as she began to walk out, when she suddenly heard a faint buzzing which stopped her. "Gail, what are you doing in there?"

"Use your imagination, mum!" Gail called back impatiently, with her hand still over Deirdre's mouth and vagina.

"But I can hear something buzzing, what is-"

"Just shaving my legs, mam," Gail answered quickly, as her hand slipped from Deirdre's vagina allowing the vibrator to drop into the toilet with a loud plop, "and now you've made me drop my razor in the toilet, cheers mam!"

"Shaving?! What, in a pub toilet? Oh very classy, Gail. Janoh I will never understand you young people, hmm," Audrey called as she walked out of the toilet letting the door slam behind her.

Gail lowered her hand from Deirdre's mouth as they both just looked each other in the eye with straight faces in silence for several moments. "Shaving?!" Deirdre growled to which the pair broke into a fit of laughter. Laughter which dissipated and became lust-filled stares that became passionate kisses and groping, until both older women were completely naked in this pub toilet cubicle.

"Touch me in my Australia, Gail", Deirdre wheezed, as Gail slid her long, bony finger along Deirdre's furry cave. She gave it a tickle here and a pinch there which issued moans and sighs of pleasure from Deirdre that she'd never heard herself make. She was thinking of how she'd never felt like this before in her life when her train of thought was interrupted by an entirely new feeling. The feeling of another woman fingering her and touching her in places that only Ken's monster had discovered. Gail curled her fingers up inside Deirdre's vagina which now not only dripped but poured like a mighty waterfall washing away the world and everything that was not her or Gail. It felt like Gail's finger was the horn of a magical unicorn and that she was giving birth to rainbows. Gail's one finger became two became three until Deirdre had to be gagged with her girdle to stop her screaming out. Gail pulled out her fingers and knelt in front of Deirdre's stretchy pussy before giving it a whiff and licking it out with her viper's tongue. Deirdre thought if she was a man she'd have blown her load on Gail's face already about 6 sexy times and this thought for some reason turned her on even more and she grabbed Gail's head and pushed her deeper into her hairy-hedged vagina.

Deirdre's head spun like the lemon in her gin and tonic. She only feared the moment she lost momentum and time set back in.

Gail stood up and before she could do anything else Deirdre was already on her knees sucking on Gail's vagina like she was sucking on one of her cigarettes. Gail moaned and groaned as Deirdre sucked and sucked on her aged clitoris. "Call me mummy, Deirdre", she panted. Deirdre gasped for air and groaned "Oh, mummy," with a raspy voice. "What are you gonna do for your mummy, Deirdre," Gail asked darkly.

Deirdre picked up a roll of toilet roll and looked up at Gail lustily. She began to wrap Gail's legs up in toilet roll, leaving a hole where Gail's vagina dripped. Deirdre used three and a half rolls of toilet roll to wrap Gail from head to toe like an Egyptian mummy. The only bits she didn't cover were Gail's vagina, breasts and mouth.

Deirdre fished the vibrator out of the toilet and dried it off with more toilet roll. "What are you doing," Gail asked when suddenly without warning Deirdre rammed the vibrator so far up Gail's pussy that Gail could momentarily see the future and saw Ken being killed off which brought her intense pleasure as she could only imagine with Ken out-of-the-way, the fun that her and Deirdre would have. Gail's entire body seized up with pleasure and the toilet roll ripped off her as she came so intensely that wall of the cubicle shook.

She gathered herself and as Deirdre was expecting Gail to help her reach an orgasm too, spread her legs on the toilet. Gail, however, picked up her clothes and put them on quicker than a blink. Deirdre looked perplexed but Gail came in close and began to slowly finger Deirdre while she whispered in her ear, "I'll see you at mine tonight."

She withdrew her finger giving Deirdre a bit of a shock as she felt herself growing close to climax. Gail was gone as the ghostly memory of the feeling of her finger echoed in Deirdre's mind. Tonight, she thought to herself full of wonder.

In five minutes time she would be back drinking another gin and tonic at the end of the bar but in a few hours time... who knew?

[T*]

Deirdre Barlow sat at the end of the Rovers Return bar alone, entranced in the glass of gin and tonic she was swirling from boredom. She'd had a fight with Ken whom she left in the sitting room reading his newspaper. Swirling her drink, she found herself lost in her thoughts. It may have been the added effect of alcohol but she soon found herself drowning in her thoughts. She imagined herself the slice of lemon being swung around the glass with every swirl of it. She contemplated her life and her boredom with it. She noticed her fingers clutching her drink and did not recognise the old hands before her as her own. They were weathered and wizened but without stories to tell. I've wasted it, she thought to herself, I've wasted it all.

She looked up from her next-to-empty glass of gin and tonic and looked down the bar to find her gaze met by that of Gail Platt's. Gail was smiling at Deirdre and stroking the rim of her half-full glass of red wine. She fluttered her eyelashes and something in that seemingly innocent act stirred something in Deirdre that made her heart flutter just like Gail's clumpy eyelashes. Gail swirled her glass once and knocked back the rest of her drink before giving Deirdre a wink and walking to the ladies' room. With that wink Deirdre knew something was going on and, out of natural curiosity, knocked back the rest of her own drink and followed Gail.

Deirdre stopped outside the bathroom door and coughed her raspy smoker's cough to clear her throat and tugged at the base of her skirt and shirt to straighten them out and neaten them up. She put her hand on the door to the toilets and stopped herself from opening it to ponder what was about to happen. She was about to turn around and go home to bed when she caught sight once more of the old hand that other's would have told her belonged to her. She took a deep breath and in the words of her favourite artist said in a deep husky tone "Yolo".

She pushed open the door and could hear a buzzing. It sounded like Deirdre's "shady lady" electric razor that Ken got her for Christmas. She pushed open the first of three cubicle doors before doing the same to the second. She then realised the buzzing was coming from the third cubicle. "Gail", she called out, "is that you?"

All she heard back was a high-pitched moan which made Deirdre's eyes go wide and which would have made Audrey blush redder than Rita's hair. "Would you like to come and play?", the voice called back to Deirdre. She pushed against the door to find Gail Platt in a frilly rimmed red lace bra and underwear. She was holding a pink vibrator to her right cheek and was dragging it all over her face and neck.

"Gail, I don't-" Deirdre tried before being hushed by Gail. Deirdre looked on as Gail traced the vibrator down over her chins and down her neck 'til it reached her cleavage. There was a hook at the front base of Gail's bra and when she drew the vibrator over it, it burst open and her breasts sprung forth like wild hungry hounds looking for flesh. Deirdre stared at Gail's nipples and Gail's nipples stared back. "You don't look to shocked, Deirdre", Gail said teasingly. "Well, Gail, being honest, I've seen them on Google Images", Deirdre said not breaking eye contact with Gail's glorious udders, "Tracy showed me on her iPhone."

"Yes well, Deirdre, every woman has breasts," Gail said standing up. She reached down and grabbed Deirdre's hand. She pulled it to her thigh and placed it there for a moment before pulling it up her body and replaced it on her right breast. She then placed her own right hand on Deirdre's cheek delicately before moving it down and resting it on Deirdre's still-clothed breast. "I'd like to see yours Deirdre," Gail said softly in an almost-whisper.

Feeling Gail's surprisingly plump breast was the only incentive she needed to know this was what she wanted. Gail was what she wanted. Gailwas what she needed. In an instant she was down to her black bra and underwear standing before an almost completely naked Gail and her pink vibrator. Gail grabbed Deirdre by the waist and pulled her in close 'til their mouths met. Deirdre's mouth was aggressively blitzed by Gail's tongue. At first Deirdre felt things were moving a bit too fast but then she lost herself in the moment and accosted Gail's mouth and tongue in return. Ken never kissed her like this.

Gail used her skilled fingers to pop open Deirdre's bra but Deirdre just kept at it lost in the kiss of her life as her bountiful bosoms fell forth like large droplets of water falling from heaven to nourish the earth below. Gail broke from the kiss and took Deirdre's left nipple into her mouth and showing her the meaning of lust. She played with Deirdre's right nipple as she suckled her left and Deirdre let out a low husky growl of pleasure which only fuelled the ferocity and fervour with which Gail nibbled, dribbled, fiddled, and tickled Deirdre's breasts.

Gail stopped and reached back up to begin kissing Deirdre heavily again. Mid-kiss, Gail began to slide a hand into the back of Deirdre's knickers. She squeezed Deirdre's bum cheeks and dragged her nails up along her cheeks which elicited a sharp groan from Deirdre but did not break the kiss. What did break the kiss was the sound of the ladies' room door opening. Someone clip-clopped in calling Gail's name. It was nobody else other than Gail's own mother, Audrey Roberts.

Thankfully they'd thought to shut the door but Gail's vibrator buzzed away. They fumbled frantically to find the off button but upon consistently failing, Gail acted on pure instinct. Her eyes filled with a dark lust as she ripped Deirdre's knickers off and shoved the vibrator up her vagina. Deirdre fell down on the toilet seat with Gail's hands placed firmly over Deirdre's mouth to stop moans from escaping as well as her vagina to stop the vibrator falling out. Deirdre shut her eyes tightly in mildly painful pleasure and lust that now flooded her entire being.

Audrey called out for Gail and approached the cubicle then knocked on the door. "Gail, are you in there?"

"Yes, mother. I won't be long."

"Alright, love, I just came to look for you. David said you'd gone pub. I'll be out at the bar," Audrey said as she began to walk out, when she suddenly heard a faint buzzing which stopped her. "Gail, what are you doing in there?"

"Use your imagination, mum!" Gail called back impatiently, with her hand still over Deirdre's mouth and vagina.

"But I can hear something buzzing, what is-"

"Just shaving my legs, mam," Gail answered quickly, as her hand slipped from Deirdre's vagina allowing the vibrator to drop into the toilet with a loud plop, "and now you've made me drop my razor in the toilet, cheers mam!"

"Shaving?! What, in a pub toilet? Oh very classy, Gail. Janoh I will never understand you young people, hmm," Audrey called as she walked out of the toilet letting the door slam behind her.

Gail lowered her hand from Deirdre's mouth as they both just looked each other in the eye with straight faces in silence for several moments. "Shaving?!" Deirdre growled to which the pair broke into a fit of laughter. Laughter which dissipated and became lust-filled stares that became passionate kisses and groping, until both older women were completely naked in this pub toilet cubicle.

"Touch me in my Australia, Gail", Deirdre wheezed, as Gail slid her long, bony finger along Deirdre's furry cave. She gave it a tickle here and a pinch there which issued moans and sighs of pleasure from Deirdre that she'd never heard herself make. She was thinking of how she'd never felt like this before in her life when her train of thought was interrupted by an entirely new feeling. The feeling of another woman fingering her and touching her in places that only Ken's monster had discovered. Gail curled her fingers up inside Deirdre's vagina which now not only dripped but poured like a mighty waterfall washing away the world and everything that was not her or Gail. It felt like Gail's finger was the horn of a magical unicorn and that she was giving birth to rainbows. Gail's one finger became two became three until Deirdre had to be gagged with her girdle to stop her screaming out. Gail pulled out her fingers and knelt in front of Deirdre's stretchy pussy before giving it a whiff and licking it out with her viper's tongue. Deirdre thought if she was a man she'd have blown her load on Gail's face already about 6 sexy times and this thought for some reason turned her on even more and she grabbed Gail's head and pushed her deeper into her hairy-hedged vagina.

Deirdre's head spun like the lemon in her gin and tonic. She only feared the moment she lost momentum and time set back in.

Gail stood up and before she could do anything else Deirdre was already on her knees sucking on Gail's vagina like she was sucking on one of her cigarettes. Gail moaned and groaned as Deirdre sucked and sucked on her aged clitoris. "Call me mummy, Deirdre", she panted. Deirdre gasped for air and groaned "Oh, mummy," with a raspy voice. "What are you gonna do for your mummy, Deirdre," Gail asked darkly.

Deirdre picked up a roll of toilet roll and looked up at Gail lustily. She began to wrap Gail's legs up in toilet roll, leaving a hole where Gail's vagina dripped. Deirdre used three and a half rolls of toilet roll to wrap Gail from head to toe like an Egyptian mummy. The only bits she didn't cover were Gail's vagina, breasts and mouth.

Deirdre fished the vibrator out of the toilet and dried it off with more toilet roll. "What are you doing," Gail asked when suddenly without warning Deirdre rammed the vibrator so far up Gail's pussy that Gail could momentarily see the future and saw Ken being killed off which brought her intense pleasure as she could only imagine with Ken out-of-the-way, the fun that her and Deirdre would have. Gail's entire body seized up with pleasure and the toilet roll ripped off her as she came so intensely that wall of the cubicle shook.

She gathered herself and as Deirdre was expecting Gail to help her reach an orgasm too, spread her legs on the toilet. Gail, however, picked up her clothes and put them on quicker than a blink. Deirdre looked perplexed but Gail came in close and began to slowly finger Deirdre while she whispered in her ear, "I'll see you at mine tonight."

She withdrew her finger giving Deirdre a bit of a shock as she felt herself growing close to climax. Gail was gone as the ghostly memory of the feeling of her finger echoed in Deirdre's mind. Tonight, she thought to herself full of wonder.

In five minutes time she would be back drinking another gin and tonic at the end of the bar but in a few hours time... who knew?

eh

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[Firewire]

Howling

[T*]

"Touch me in my Australia, Gail"
omg
screaming

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Deirdre rammed the vibrator so far up Gail's pussy that Gail could momentarily see the future and saw Ken being killed off

me

[Jake.]

Once I had a love, and it was a gas

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rebuilding an itunes library is such effort

[Jessica.]

http://share.gifyoutube.com/khL.gif

[Jake.]

Karl is my idol

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karl is my x factor

[Jake.]

i love karl

[Jessica.]

who is karl

[Jake.]

'There was a hook at the front base of Gail's bra and when she drew the vibrator over it, it burst open and her breasts sprung forth like wild hungry hounds looking for flesh. Deirdre stared at Gail's nipples and Gail's nipples stared back.'

Scott I'm screaming

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ikr this > 50 shades

[Marsh.]

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/aim/premium/anim_erection.gif

[T*]

http://www.msnheaven.com/content/emoticons/54/banana116.gif

flop

[Jake.]

ikr this > 50 shades

:clap1:

did you actually write it

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no i found it on tumblr http://s21.postimg.org/jhig1agvn/image.jpg

[Jake.]

no i found it on tumblr http://s21.postimg.org/jhig1agvn/image.jpg

oh okay nvm

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someone buy me surgery

[Pete.]

http://brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/12/kathy.png

[Firewire]

just going for a walk

http://share.gifyoutube.com/kjq.gif

[Marsh.]

flop

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt4rk9cfXm1qzqq1mo2_400.gif

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all the eps of GGG are on yt in full :flutter:

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are we all excited for prom

[Jake.]

are we all excited for prom

what

[T*]

are we all excited for prom

we should actually have a tibb prom

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no

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dO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN

[Firewire]

i love gail

[T*]

I'm looking at ikea hacks, slowly coming obsessed..
Seriously, the things people can make from a ****ing £5 table is astounding

[Marsh.]

we should actually have a tibb prom

I thought that said tibb porn.

[T*]

omg, Johnathan, i love your E.T avatar :flutter:

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i love gail

:flutter:

[Firewire]

omg, Johnathan, i love your E.T avatar :flutter:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-xpa1/t5.0-1/41593_323361061856_7537888_n.jpg

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she's on pills for god's sake tom :rolleyes:

[T*]

howling

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/ZgeDOLf.gif

[Smithy]

Oh ma god, moving today :flutter:

[Ammi]

...oh good luck Smithy I hope it all goes well ..:love:..are you excited...?...

[Smithy]

Yeah :flutter:, I'm totally in love with the new house, it's amazing

Also happy birthday bitch :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Is the rent better than the last place? Or where you paying rent before?

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i KEEP

GOING TO

THE RIVER

TO PRAY

[Glenn.]

I just see rylan and dan from last years bb on Costco's

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[T*]

omg, ON Costco's :amazed:

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there is always one cute guy on couples come dine :fist:

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https://31.media.tumblr.com/067d6cf5304531f55e8832ccc17f174e/tumblr_inline_n9bfl9UVLV1s3aavm.gif

[Firewire]

gail

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pills

[T*]

vibrator

[reece(:]

bye

[Marsh.]

hi

[Firewire]

I love olives

[T*]

olive juice you too

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*leaves*

[Jake.]

So glad that work is over, only tomorrow left :flutter:

[Marc]

Where do you work now?

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imagine if gail went into CBB

[Jake.]

Where do you work now?

An electrician company in Rochester

[Jake.]

imagine if gail went into CBB

don't tease

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I'm hopping scotches with Loretta and Bob,
but, but barely containing my rapturous song
Jon's calling names here like Santas reindeer
on Palmer on Leisz on Sarah on Sean
I love watching the Watkins when there rocking with Garza
I want to be part of the band though
and when Mr. Tench is on the bench I want to be the piano

http://dcwebkids.com/images/DancingFrog.gif

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someone start **** i'm bored

[Marsh.]

imagine if gail went into CBB

Would they let her "phone home"? :hehe:

[Jake.]

niall's a fag.

dick

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niall's cover of XO is the reason why bey and jay split

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jake take me to paris

[Jake.]

niall's cover of XO is the reason why bey and jay split

I haven't seen but lul

[Jake.]

jake take me to paris

We will go with Ammi one day

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i'm bringing class A drugs

[Jake.]

Ammi can bring the bong

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remember when ammi smuggled £400 worth of cocaine out of mexico inside an asthma inhaler

[GypsyGoth]

remember when ammi smuggled £400 worth of cocaine out of mexico inside an asthma inhaler

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Jake.]

remember when ammi smuggled £400 worth of cocaine out of mexico inside an asthma inhaler

:joker:

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jake stan sky

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4Ph2g5m5Kes

:flutter:

[Jake.]

jake stan sky

na

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na

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4762204/gail-platt-peanut-attack-o.gif

[Shaun]

sky > life

[Marsh.]

deirdre > gail

[Shaun]

tru

[Marsh.]

http://share.gifyoutube.com/kzv.gif

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sky > life

where is the lie here

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if fi and sky collab i will die

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http://share.gifyoutube.com/kzv.gif

wHAT KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU

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i honestly wish i could back to weighing the same as i did in late december 2012 without any of the work

[T*]

time machine

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i could literally see each individual bone of the rib cage when i inhaled i miss those days

[GypsyGoth]

Just do exercise and watch what you eat and you'll get there.

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iT IS SO HARD THOUGH

[GypsyGoth]

Also a lot of alcoholic drinks are full of sugars.

And what Locke said in another thread about cheat day. Like have a day of the week where you don't stick to a diet.

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claudia did you stan santi btw :flutter:

[GypsyGoth]

claudia did you stan santi btw :flutter:

I sure did, I stanned the **** out of her.

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Also a lot of alcoholic drinks are full of sugars.

And what Locke said in another thread about cheat day. Like have a day where you don't stick to a diet.

omg ik

tbh i just need to get in the zone and in like 3/4 months i will be the most sickening bitch on TiBB

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I sure did, I stanned the **** out of her.

the keepers :flutter:

[GypsyGoth]

omg ik

tbh i just need to get in the zone and in like 3/4 months i will be the most sickening bitch on TiBB

You have the willpower to do it :worship:

[GypsyGoth]

the keepers :flutter:

:love:

This will always be my fave from her though

PjZp9GfirSs

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ideally i will look like this before christmas

http://i.imgur.com/bmR8Mus.jpg

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:love:

This will always be my fave from her though

PjZp9GfirSs

i am slain :flutter:

this should have been a single

[GypsyGoth]

ideally i will look like this before christmas

http://i.imgur.com/bmR8Mus.jpg

:laugh2:

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claudia did you stan no doubt :flutter:

[Tom4784]

The Riot's Gone <3

[GypsyGoth]

Yep, but I haven't listened to them in a while.

[GypsyGoth]

The Riot's Gone <3

:worship:

[Marsh.]

wHAT KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU

http://share.gifyoutube.com/k0h.gif

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i am watching glee without sound (i was watching the simpsons earlier then started listening to my ipod and forgot to switch channels) and kurt is lying in bed with bruised knuckles D: did he finally erupt and destroy all of the homophobes or

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http://share.gifyoutube.com/k0h.gif

todd is so hot :flutter:

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he is hotter now tbh

[GypsyGoth]

i am watching glee without sound (i was watching the simpsons earlier then started listening to my ipod and forgot to switch channels) and kurt is lying in bed with bruised knuckles D: did he finally erupt and destroy all of the homophobes or

:laugh:

I don't konw, I stopped watching after the new people came in, I stuck with it for half that season and gave up on the show.

[Natalie.]

Did fred elliot die?

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claudia did you stan baths? if not listen to miasma sky tbh :flutter:

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Did fred elliot die?

like 10 years ago yes

[Pete.]

http://brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/11/chima.png

[GypsyGoth]

claudia did you stan baths? if not listen to miasma sky tbh :flutter:

I will after BB :love:

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an older version of me

IS SHE PERVERTED LIKE ME

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I will after BB :love:

:flutter:

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someone give me money to buy coke

[Jake.]

ate a whole bag of yorkie buttons

hello weight gain

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ate a whole bag of yorkie buttons

hello weight gain

me a week before prom

[Marsh.]

ate a whole bag of yorkie buttons

hello weight gain

The giant ones? :flutter:

[Jake.]

The giant ones? :flutter:

yes :flutter:

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The giant ones? :flutter:

stop fat shaming you ****ing pig

[Marsh.]

stop fat shaming you ****ing pig

Oh, HERE'S THE OTHER ONE! THE REST OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!

http://share.gifyoutube.com/k1n.gif

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Oh, HERE'S THE OTHER ONE! THE REST OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!

http://share.gifyoutube.com/k1n.gif

who is everyone minus gail

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i will defend todd grimshaw

[Marsh.]

who is everyone minus gail

It's what Gail says to Todd's brother Jason, the one in the hat. He's with Charlie who Tracy Barlow murdered with an ornament whilst giving him a lap dance. :joker:

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i need to not post trash

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i always hear an owl hooting at this time every single day i love you owl

[Ammi]

..I love owl as well Scott...he's always such a hoot when you need it...

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ammi :flutter:

[Ammi]

..owl will always love you-hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(t)...:love:...

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/PPKfu6k.jpg

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me

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claudia did you stan santi btw :flutter:

claudia did you stan no doubt :flutter:

claudia did you stan baths? if not listen to miasma sky tbh :flutter:

i really need to chill

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: :love:

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that ****ing owl woke me up at like 5 and i only went to sleep at like 2 not here for this at all

[GypsyGoth]

I think owls are protected, you're not allow to say anything bad about them.

[Ammi]

....not here for owls..:fist:...

[Ammi]

..should have read Claudia's post first...

[Ammi]

..not here for Claudias..:fist:..

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

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MYUqJpiT39j

inspirational

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lucian piane :flutter:

[Benjamin]

:suspect:

[Ramsay]

i have discovered the best diet ever. i'm just under 10 stone despite being over just over 10 and a half a few days ago
lots of lots of cocaine. holy **** ****. never again. im donee

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i need to get me some of that

[T*]

i have discovered the best diet ever. i'm just under 10 stone despite being over just over 10 and a half a few days ago
lots of lots of cocaine. holy **** ****. never again. im donee

que

[Ramsay]

gimme moaaar

[Ramsay]

i have to go now. my planet needs me.

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doesn't the high only last like 10 minutes from coke

[Marsh.]

Could've just edited the quote out, lazy mods. :hmph:

[Ramsay]

doesn't the high only last like 10 minutes from coke

yeaaa, but that's why people might have more than one line a night

[Ramsay]

but the come down isn't worth it. **** everything in the world and get me mcdonalds

[Ramsay]

scott pick an episode from 8 for me to watch although i'm leaning towards the poochie episode

http://www.wtso.cc/video/vic/eng/season_8?lang=en

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homer's phobia :flutter:

[Tom4784]

I'm gonna get myself a Wii U next Thursday I think. Bayonetta 2 comes out next month or the month after I think :flutter:

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bayonetta :flutter:

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BB13 was so good :flutter:

I'm watching the launch

[Tom4784]

Actually scrap that, Bayonetta 2 isn't out until November, I'll get a Wii U at the end of next month for Hyrule Warriors.

I liked BB13 at the time but the winner ruined it for me.

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and the eviction order was all wrong :fist:

can you imagine a benedict/lydia/caroline/shievonne/scott/deana final :flutter:

[Tom4784]

:flutter:

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FqNwcDin218

me

[Jake.]

Heading to V Fest tonight :dazzler:

[Jake.]

and the eviction order was all wrong :fist:

can you imagine a benedict/lydia/caroline/shievonne/scott/deana final :flutter:

:love:

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the home button on my ipod is stuck/jammed help me

[T*]

The simpsons berlesque episode is on C4+1, and on sky 1 theres the monorail episode :love:
two of my fave episodes

[Ramsay]

Just a little airborne, it's still good it's still good!

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this ep has been on once this week :fist:

the one where mindy starts working at the plant and homer almost cheats

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http://i.imgur.com/bg1CvP6.gif

[Ramsay]

that was just in the clip show episode
hubba hubba

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lisas rant @ ralph the ****ing bitch

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oh this is the clip show ep i'm a mess

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http://i.imgur.com/5DzDV.jpg

:flutter:

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are we all

[T*]

My goose just died... I know it sounds silly, but it is really upsetting... We had to raise her from her being a baby because she didn't hatch right; in our house, and she grew up and got to live in the garden, but she was always social and she even talked to you, but, she's suddenly died and i'm just sick of this year.

[Ramsay]

Sorry to hear that Tom :(

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:sad:

[T*]

I'm just terrified i'm going to lose something else.

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7_Wof32u1-Q

rip :sad:

[Doogle]

Tom :( sorry to hear that, hope you're ok

[Firewire]

omg a goose is such a bizarre animal to have as a pet, i'm really sorry for your loss, tom. i hope he or she is in a better place now and she died peacefully :(

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supercass :sad:

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how good does she look tonight :flutter:

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i am slain @ BB

[Doogle]

im crying

[T*]

why
tonight is just
:bawling:

[Z]

I miss having a laptop

[Shaun]

greg help us :(

[T*]

This has been the worst summer my life
Dead Pet
Ill puppy
and my dad needs a Heart Bypass!
****ing Great!
Just...
Oh and helen, a ****ing bully, just won bb. great.

[Firewire]

This has been the worst summer my life
Dead Pet
Ill puppy
and my dad needs a Heart Bypass!
****ing Great!
Just...
Oh and helen, a ****ing bully, just won bb. great.

helen was the best housemate of all time no lies

[Smithy]

Tom you can't really compare a parent having surgery with BB

[T*]

Yeah, Smithy, I know, but it's a build up of things, you know?

[Z]

greg help us :(

What's wrong angel mouse

[Shaun]

a Saskia just won BB

[armand.kay]

This has been the worst summer my life
Dead Pet
Ill puppy
and my dad needs a Heart Bypass!
****ing Great!
Just...
Oh and helen, a ****ing bully, just won bb. great.

omg

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I watched the BB6 launch the other day and saskia's rant about immigrants :umm2:

[Ramsay]

I watched the BB6 launch the other day and saskia's rant about immigrants :umm2:

I remember that actually
'I'm not racist BUT I ****ING HATE IMMIGRANTS' :joker:

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tHEY ALL WANNA BOMB US

[Brother Leon]

Amazing on season that was with a great result to top it off. Football this weekend too :amazed:

[Marc]

Lol helen

[Ramsay]

tHEY ALL WANNA BOMB US

they call us names!

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she was vile to mary :fist:

[Firewire]

biannca slays

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https://31.media.tumblr.com/5334c81f70b842bfd7fd75600a894aa4/tumblr_inline_n9pwqdRnHU1r86rz2.gif

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would anyone else stand a chance of winning if lenora went into CBB (no)

[Kizzy]

a Saskia just won BB

:nono: Nothing even remotely similar in the two.

[Shaun]

brash, catty, aggressive bitch with a pack of males lapping at her backside? nope of course not

[Kizzy]

brash, catty, aggressive bitch with a pack of males lapping at her backside? nope of course not

Saskia was a horrible prejudiced woman, helen was just a bit of a bitch not comparable imo but if you think that then ok.

[Jessica.]

I am too excited to sleep :umm2:

[Marsh.]

I am too excited to sleep :umm2:

What are you excited for? :amazed:

[Firewire]

Saskia was a horrible prejudiced woman, helen was just a bit of a bitch not comparable imo but if you think that then ok.

Have you seen Helen's tweets? I did love her as a housemate but she definitely holds prejudices

[Firewire]

I can't wait for these morons in the BB section to leave

[Marsh.]

I can't wait for these morons in the BB section to leave

D: :umm2: Charming.

[Kizzy]

Have you seen Helen's tweets? I did love her as a housemate but she definitely holds prejudices

I don't make decisions based on tweets...She showed no prejudices in the house.